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The birds in the forest were disturbed and flew up with a swish.
Immediately afterwards, the sound of gongs and drums without any rules followed.
This set almost didn't send Director Tibetan Fox away directly.
"Okay, okay, why are you blowing so hard, it's too polite."
Lin Muge applauded these musicians.
"Director, look, they have thoughtfully prepared a guest room for you."
He pointed the camera at a coffin beside him.
"If you are tired from going to the market, you can sleep on the spot."
"And this room is so festive! This kind of detail is really touching!"
There are couplets on the coffin very intimately.
But it is the couplet written on yellow paper.
It looks more like a talisman used to suppress evil in the coffin...
""Happiness""
""Long Sleep in Place""
"Gege said last time that he skipped classes in college and went to Xiao Zhan's house to escape, could it be that he lived in a coffin..."
"Director: Don't dare to move, don't dare to move"
"After I die, I will also join the [dog head]"
"This welcome is still too far ahead for carbon-based organisms..."
"……Cattle."
Director Tibetan Fox's Adam's apple rolled, and his three views were refreshed no less than everyone in the live broadcast room.
The flowers and joy along the way really opened his eyes...
On Huangquan Road, it can be said to be very lively!
"Brother Liang, do you want to join this platinum member?"
"I donated a box of blood directly to the little zombies that day, and then they begged me to become a member on their knees."
Lin Muge took time out of his busy schedule to shake hands with the little zombies one by one to ask.
"No, no, I feel...I can't accept it yet..."
Director Tibetan Fox took a deep breath and said.
Although he can't accept it, but after working with Lin Muge on so many videos, he's getting used to Xiao Zang's existence...
At least seeing so many little stiffs, he won't feel frightened anymore...
"Look, everyone! Familiar place, familiar little zombie market!"
Lin Muge put one foot on the tombstone he was familiar with, holding up the camera and talking.
It was still the abandoned high school, and the little zombies set up stalls in various classrooms.
Although it is still unclear what they are selling, everyone is more or less prepared.
Anyway, it's definitely not something from Yangjian...
"Whether it's a weird creature or a weird plant, there are many that can explode and make a loud noise."
"They can be used as fireworks to add to the festive atmosphere of the New Year."
"Compared to ordinary fireworks orbs, they are significantly more beautiful, more environmentally friendly and less expensive."
"So this time I hope that through my introduction, everyone can buy more."
"But Lao Lin, the life of weird creatures is life, isn't it a little bit..."
Director Tibetan Fox frowned and asked.
"Don't worry, Brother Liang, you'll know when I introduce you later!"
Lin Muge walked into the small zombie market while talking.
"Good guy..."
Seeing all kinds of goods in front of Xiao Zang and his son, Director Tibetan Fox rubbed his brows vigorously.
ps: self-review, today I am very short
------off topic-----
Brothers, today is too short, and Carvin is in too much pain.
And also...
I'm about to confess my love to the girl I like, I'm very nervous, very nervous, I really want to chat with her, I don't want to type...
I'll adjust it tonight.
Chapter 211 Human...is still too weak
"Look, everyone, with so many fireworks and firecrackers, don't they feel like the New Year in an instant?"
"I'll do science from scratch!"
Lin Muge first raised the camera angle to show everyone a whole wave.
Compared with the various special snacks last time, the entire Xiaozang Market seems to be more down-to-earth...
The stalls are also much more standardized. . .
There should be no falsification like the pig brain mixed with human brain last time.
In addition to fireworks and firecrackers, there are also various couplets, window grilles, and even lanterns, etc...
"Brother Liang, don't be afraid. If you are not careful, the whole Xiaozang market might explode."
Lin Muge patted Director Tibetan Fox on the shoulder, and then walked to the first booth.
"Ow!"
"Well, let me take a look first!"
He skillfully exchanged a few words with the stall owner, Xiao Zang.
A row of pitch-black mushrooms were placed on the stall, each one the size of a palm, standing there like that kind of charred charcoal.
"Look, everyone, this is a weird plant. Its scientific name is Carbon Mushroom, because it looks like charcoal, but I like to call it Destruction Mushroom."
Lin Muge picked up one and showed it to the camera.
Director Tibetan Fox took a breath and instinctively took two steps back.
Good guy, Destruction Mushroom.
Although Lin Muge's name is somewhat black humorous, it is still somewhat logical...
Is it possible that this mushroom will be like the destruction mushroom in Plants vs. Zombies?
"As you all know, my naming has always been full of logic."
"Why do I call it Destruction Mushroom? Let me demonstrate it to you."
"The way to detonate it is simple and primitive."
Lin Shepherd took out a box of matches from her pocket, and struck them open with a swish.
With the appearance of normal flames, the little zombies on the side also surrounded them.
"That's right, the Destruction Mushroom needs to be ignited with fire, and the will-o'-the-wisps are also fine, but those two will-o'-the-wisps fly too high for me to reach."
Lin Muge rubbed the body of Destruction Mushroom.
"There is a black line here. Everyone can understand it as the navel of the destruction mushroom. If you ignite this line, it will explode."
He showed it to everyone and lit the thin black wire.
"Old Lin, don't you throw it away?!"
"Huh?? What are you doing!!!"
The pupils of director Tibetan Fox, who had already retreated five or six meters, shook.
He thought that Lin Shepherd Pigeon would quickly throw the Destruction Mushroom like a normal cannon after it was lit.
But I never expected that instead of throwing it out, Lin Shepherd gave a wicked smile, then opened his mouth and bit the handle of the Destruction Mushroom like smoking a big cigar.
After biting it tightly, he even raised an eyebrow at Director Tibetan Fox.
The little zombies surrounding it all screamed and flattered their distinguished platinum member, Lin Shepherd Pigeon.
"???"
"In your mouth?"
"Gege has been lost in the rainbow farts around Xiao Zang!"
"Damn it, it's going to explode!"
"What the hell are you doing!"
"Good guy, I dare not look at it"
Everyone can clearly see that the small flame is advancing slowly and evenly along the navel of the destroying mushroom.
then……
"Boom!"
"belch!"
In the blink of an eye, the mushroom head that destroyed the mushroom in Lin Muge's mouth flew into the air like a rocket, and exploded between the clouds, leaving only a cloud of black smoke in the shape of a mushroom cloud.
At the same time, Lin Muge burped contentedly.
"As you can see, the destruction mushroom is very powerful, and the black smoke that explodes is also very beautiful."
Lin Muge held up the camera and said.
"...Old Lin, your... mouth..."
After confirming that there was really no danger, Director Tibetan Fox snaked around Xiao Zang and asked suspiciously.
"That's right guys, I always tell you that you can't just look at things on the surface."
"This destruction mushroom looks like a firecracker, but it is actually a kind of food."
"While its head is flying out, an extremely sweet liquid will also be ejected from its buttocks, which is very delicious and quenches thirst."
Lin Muge picked up another one and lit it directly on the fire.
"Brother Liang, do you want to try it?"
"No, no, no, I have a toothache, so I can't drink sweets."
"Toothache? Just right! There are some weird creatures that will eat your decayed teeth when you put them in your mouth, and then treat them as your new teeth, including the finger bugs that I have popularized before. They can cure toothaches. I will find them later. Did you find any?"
He put it in his mouth again before destroying the mushroom spray.
Accompanied by a loud noise, Lin Muge also showed a happy expression on his face.
"Clean and hygienic, brothers! The taste of childhood!"
He gave the camera a thumbs up.
""just right""
"Dig Yourself Grave"
"Gege is too good"
"Is it really that delicious..."
"Destroy Mushroom: Destroy, I'm Tired"
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