Weird recovery: Do you call this serious science?

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"The Art of Speaking"

"As expected of a pigeon"

""Ghost Story Six""

Rows of bullet screens with book titles flashed past, and the atmosphere in the whole live broadcast room became more cheerful from the reminiscence of looking at the photos just now.

"The shell of the Nian egg is very hard, so we need to use some unconventional weapons."

"It's all too routine."

Lin Muge took the big box full of various tools to Nian Beast Egg.

"Although these are useless, they were carefully selected by Manager Xu after all, so I'm here to show you why these tools don't work."

He patted the Nian Beast Egg beside him.

Xiao Shiyi and Xiao Ronghu also sat on one side obediently.

"Here is a brief introduction to everyone. In fact, the skin of Nian eggs is brittle when they are alive. They are not as brittle as eggs, but they can be easily smashed open with stones."

"But after the Nian beast egg dies, it will harden, because some mysterious chemical gas will be emitted from the egg, and then some wonderful chemical reactions will occur with the eggshell, making the eggshell instant. for hard."

"So you need to open a small hole before baking to let it deflate."

Lin Muge took out a hammer from the toolbox beside him.

"First of all, this hammer is obviously not working. Manager Xu, try it."

"Me? Just... knock hard?"

Xu Tianqi took the hammer nervously.

"Yes, use as much force as you want, if you really break it, then... I will introduce you to a partner."

"……it is good."

After hesitating for a while, Xu Tianqi took a deep breath, then swung the hammer down hard.

"Oh!"

Nian's egg remained motionless.

Xu Tianqi took three steps back, and the hammer fell directly to the ground.

"hard!"

He gave a thumbs up to Nian Beast Egg.

"And this saw, Manager Xu, do you still want to try it?"

"No, no, let me cook some dumplings first."

Seeing other residents strolling over, Xu Tianqi said hastily.

"Row."

Lin Muge picked up a branch first, and it was easily cut off by the saw.

"Look, everyone, this saw is still very sharp and very suitable."

"Xi Yi, come and give me a rhythm."

He waved to Xiao Shiyi who was at the side.

"The sound of the saw sawing the Nian Beast's egg is extremely harsh but rhythmic. Combined with the drumbeat of the Nian Beast's egg, I decided to give you a classic song, "Summer of Kikujiro"."

Lin Muge shook the saw in his hand.

After making eye contact with Xiao Shi, he started to play.

"Z... la... Ka Ka Ka... Buzz Buzz..."

Lin Muge closed her eyes, her face full of intoxication.

Under his extremely precise control, these countless scalp-numbing notes actually compose this classic piece of music...

"Obituary! Mr. Kikujiro did not survive this summer after all"

""Mr. Kikujiro Died This Summer""

"Help!"

"Hahahaha Xiao Shiyi covered his ears and beat the drum with his head"

"Gege can play like this, do you think he understands music?"

"Gege is absolutely the world's top yin music master"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

After the yin music ended, half of the people in the live broadcast room were sent away.

A fresh and bright piece of music, under Lin Muge's hands, abruptly became Kikujiro's reminder.

Manager Xu's hand while cooking the dumplings trembled slightly.

Tianfu Garden instantly turned into Hell Garden.

"Okay, Xiaolu showed his hand, and everyone is blessed. I usually don't play."

Lin Muge smiled modestly and put down the saw.

"So this also reflects the diversity of things. For a real object, we have to look at it dialectically. This is a dead Nian beast egg, but it can also be a musical instrument!"

"I hope everyone can master this philosophical thought of dialectical thinking."

He took the camera and showed the chainsaw and electric drill in the toolbox.

"This kind can indeed open an opening for the Nian Beast Egg, but their power is too great. This vibration will cause the gas inside the Nian Beast Egg to explode, and it will become a fried egg."

Lin Muge fixed the camera again.

"Aw! Woo..."

Xiao Shiyi at the side unbelievingly lay down on the Nian egg and took a bite, which made her white and sharp teeth hurt.

"Hey, it doesn't hurt to touch your head."

Lin Muge patted Xiao Shiyi on the head, then looked into the distance.

"At this time, everyone may ask, what should be used to start the new year?"

"Dangdangdangdang! Please invite our protagonist to appear today!"

He pointed the camera at Yu Xinning, who was wearing a pale yellow floral dress with a small yellow flower pinned to her head.

"Ningling! Come here! Everyone is waiting for you!"

"what?"

Yu Xinning was stunned for a moment, blinked her big eyes, and then trotted for two steps while pulling her skirt.

Today she specially put on light makeup, which is a little less lively and cute, and a little more sunny like the sister next door.

But the main reason is that her human makeup made her face not look so white in the dark, and she could barely see her appearance.

"What's the matter, senior? Why are you afraid of me?"

Yu Xinning blushed.

She could clearly feel Lin Muge's fear.

hum~

It should be that I ignored senior for a day, and senior was worried about me, afraid that I would do something stupid~

Yu Xinning smiled slightly, a little bit shy...

"Lingning, use your finger to press the Nian egg."

"Here?"

"Well, here, press lightly."

"Ok!"

Yu Xinning rubbed her hands.

Under Xu Tianqi's vibrating pupils, she just pressed lightly, and the Nian Beast egg cracked a crack, and then a small hole appeared.

"666"

""Egg Opener""

"As expected of my wife, it's so scary"

""Egg Breaker""

"It's because Gege is afraid of Liming, so Liming became stronger, and then opened the egg easily, right?"

"Shocked! The fried egg crisis was easily resolved by a weak woman with one finger! 【狗头】"

"Thanks."

Lin Muge helped Yu Xinning pin the yellow flower on top of her head, and with the help of Xu Tianqi, put the Nian Beast egg on the grill.

The sun has fully set.

A cluster of flames rose in the courtyard of the property.

As the temperature gradually increased, the shells of the Nian beast eggs gradually cracked and shattered.

"It smells so good, senior!"

Yu Xinning's nose twitched.

A strong egg aroma made her salivate.

"Of course it's delicious."

Lin Muge took the camera and showed everyone the inside of the eggshell.

The egg yolk is like that kind of crab paste, it looks very fragrant, and it is hot and golden under the barbecue.

"Come on, fans eat first!"

Lin Muge took a large bowl and scooped out the semi-creamy, somewhat runny egg yolk inside.

"You can eat this when it's cold."

"Uh-huh!"

Yu Xinning swallowed her saliva and nodded.

Lin Muge, Xu Tianqi, and other property staff tasted it while it was hot.

The uncles, aunts, neighbors and folks who walked around also went from resisting to being unable to resist the temptation of the aroma, and they ate full of praise.

The dumplings are almost finished.

In the coming New Year's day, it is also a rare warmth.

"Unfortunately, this typhoon came at an inopportune time."

Xu Tianqi sighed.

"typhoon?"

Lin Muge's eyes lit up.

"Well, New Year's Day happens to be in our Nancheng."

"Let me see."

He turns on the phone.

Just now the Meteorological Bureau sent him a typhoon warning.

It happened to arrive near the Pearl Sea on New Year's Day.

"Hey! What a coincidence!"

Lin Muge pointed the camera at the phone.

"Brothers, remember when I said that there is a very rare strange creature living in the typhoon?"

"It just so happens that a typhoon will pass through the Pearl Sea on New Year's Day. I decided to go to the Pearl Sea to visit the mermaid, exchange some mermaid scales, and stop the typhoon by the way."