novelaction Chapter 236: Rich woman, I never shake the spoon!
Chapter 236: Rich woman, I never shake the spoon!
The aunties were all stunned and looked at Jiang Miao like idiots, but Manager Wang was ecstatic at this time!
What a good talent! This young girl is really an outstanding talent!
"Look! This is a serious top student. His ideological awareness is high
"Little girl, I have high hopes for you! Work hard! In twenty years, you will be my successor!"
Without further ado, Manager Wang hired Jiang Miao. Soon, at mealtime, Jiang Miao went to window number three in the cafeteria and took charge of the cooking.
During lunch time, many doctors and nurses come here to eat. I have to say that the food in the hospital cafeteria is clean, hygienic and delicious.
The only problem was that the amount was too little. These aunties were so good at shaking the spoon that after seeing a big spoonful of meat, only three small pieces were left in their bowls!
Unfortunately, because of a 100 yuan salary cut today, all the cafeteria aunties except Jiang Miao were full of resentment. When she was in a bad mood, she shook the spoon like a Parkinson's disease, which made all the hospital employees wail.
It’s too little, it’s too little!
Tofu fried with shrimp, there is only one shrimp, and the rest is all white, disgusting tofu. Is this reasonable?
However, facing the inexplicably angry eyes of the aunts today, let alone the surgeon in the core department, even the department director did not dare to speak loudly to the aunts.
I can only beg the aunt to add two more pieces of meat, but it depends on her mood.
However, this problem was soon improved. After Zhou Lingling, a doctor who was getting her meal outside Jiang Miao's window at window number three, asked for the braised pork, she saw Jiang Miao scoop a large spoonful of the braised pork into her rice bowl.
She widened her eyes in disbelief!
What's going on? Why didn't Auntie shake the spoon today?
Zhou Lingling looked at the shredded meat in the other window, then looked at her own pile of braised pork. She swallowed hard, looked at Jiang Miao carefully and asked:
"Let it go, let it go, did you put it in the wrong place, auntie?"
"You put it in the right place. Didn't you want braised pork? Why do you think it's too little? If you think it's too little, I'll give you another spoonful."
"No no no, no need!"
Normally, she has to order four dishes to feel full, but today Zhou Lingling only ordered two dishes, one meat and one vegetable.
She was still dazed when she returned to her seat. After she came to her senses, she immediately called all her colleagues in ecstasy:
[Come to window number three! The braised pork is not worth the money, and the auntie doesn't want the money! ]
The fastest way for the flower-growing family to spread the word was to eat melons, so within ten minutes, everyone lined up in front of window number three.
Facing the hungry customers, Jiang Miao didn't feel that there was anything to complain about. After all, the meal time was only two hours and they didn't have to work overtime after the meal.
Besides, looking at the hungry and expectant eyes of these doctors and nurses, it always feels like they are feeding piglets, which is quite cute!
Soon, during this afternoon, Jiang Miao became familiar with all the doctors and nurses in various departments of the hospital by virtue of her technique of not shaking the spoon and always filling it with a full spoon.
"Auntie, you are new here. It's great to be new here! I will be seeing patients this afternoon. If you have time, come to our acupuncture department and I will give you acupuncture for free."
Zhou Lingling, a young intern from the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine, invited Jiang Miao enthusiastically. Jiang Miao then raised her eyes and smiled and replied:
"I don't need a needle, but do you have any melons?"
Zhou Lingling: ???
In addition to the large number of patients in the hospital, there were an outrageous number of melons. So soon, Jiang Miao, who was popular with everyone, had nothing to do after lunch, so she went to the Traditional Chinese Medicine Department to eat melons in the afternoon.
As an intern, Zhou Lingling was not a well-known doctor, so apart from a few patients, she had nothing to do in the afternoon. She soon shared their various big news with Jiang Miao.
"It's not easy to eat melons. Let me tell you, anorectal and obstetrics and gynecology departments account for 80% of the total!
But after being there for a long time, I realized that our doctors are all very professional and their expressions never change. "
"Especially the male patients here. When the anorectal department puts something in their mouth, they all say it was an accident. It's okay if you happen to sit on a light bulb while taking a shower, but how can someone sit on a crayfish?
Can you explain to me how to get in? I still don't understand.
Also, the one who went in to get the crayfish didn’t say that the lobster was still alive. When our doctor was trying to remove it, his hand got pinched and it was bleeding. It’s really unbelievable.”
"Also, some patients said they accidentally slipped and sat on a fish, and then they had to endure it until the fish rotted before coming over. The rotten smell was so bad that I was on rotation there for internship at the time, and everyone in our room vomited!"
Wow! Being a proctologist is such a difficult job. Not only is it risky, but you also have to piece together the truth from a bunch of lies told by the patient, and then go along with his lies to protect the patient's dignity?
"Yes, yes, the anorectal doctors here are all amazing!
Not only is he emotionally stable, but he also remembers his patients very accurately!
I remember there was a patient who had his hemorrhoids removed. Later he came back and saw the director of our anorectal department. The patient greeted him, but the director of the anorectal department didn't remember him at all.
But when he took off his pants for the follow-up consultation, the director immediately realized: "It's you, I recognized you as soon as I saw your butt!"
Wow, this director is really professional, he can judge a person by his butt!
"The gossips in the obstetrics and gynecology department are mainly about men and women. For example, yesterday a woman came in for an abortion, and there were three men with her. She asked the doctor if he could tell whose baby it was.
The doctor was speechless and said that he could only tell that the baby was 50 days old. Then one man nodded and said that it was not mine and left. The other two men went to pay for it together..."
Oh, this? I can only say that you guys are pretty economical, right?
"Do you know which department has the highest rate of patient complaints? Nursing? Psychiatry?
No! None of them, but the testicle activity test in the inspection department!
You don't know that my classmate who was doing the checkup was complained by men almost every day! Especially once, there was a checkup and none of the penises were active, so he could only write a zero. As expected, he was complained that morning!
The funniest thing is that the man anonymously said that it was you nurses who killed all the bitches.
He had a working one last time he checked, but it was gone this time! He also requested that there be no return visit and that it remain confidential and anonymous.
Why keep it secret? Don't we know who it is? After all, he was the only one who didn't have any that day."
"So our teacher said that when we do a test for sperm activity, if there is even a single useful result, we should find it and write it down immediately, otherwise we will receive complaints every day.
It also depends on the experience of the teacher! I have taken over several patients with weak ejaculation activity, and after the report was issued, each of them called our department to explain for a long time.
I still have to agree with them and say, yes, yes, yes, you haven't been in good shape these days, yes, yes, yes, you did need a little more last time, come again next time!
Ugh, you defenseless guy. In order to avoid being complained, is it easy for us? "