The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Chapter 2547 Xiaoxiao Down (5)

Chapter 2521 Xiaoxiao Down (5)

Watching Merkel leave, Anna and Victor, who were in Anna's office, poked their heads in the direction of Schiller's office.

"Why is Merkel gone?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of a vacuum cleaner sounded in Schiller's office. Victor was shocked and said, "What's going on? It's not Schiller himself who is cleaning, right?"

"It's hard for me to imagine how he works in a suit." Anna shook her head and looked away, returning to the office. Victor followed her, took out his phone, looked at it and said, "Nora Come over later to bring us lunch. She packed something at the seafood restaurant we went to before.”

"It seems that your financial situation is not that bad, and you can even afford a restaurant of that level."

"Because that restaurant is about to close down." Victor said helplessly: "Their boss cut the price and had a sale. Since the food was of good quality, we went there to eat a few more times."

After saying that, he looked out the door again and said, "Don't you think our Professor Schiller has changed a lot? Do you think he would have accepted moving so easily before?"

Anna shook her head. The answer was of course no, because Schiller was very uncomfortable when moving from a collective office to an independent office.

For example, every morning when he arrives at school, he has to go to the collective office and walk around his original desk. Like he did countless mornings, he first folds up a piece of paper that was placed on the desktop the day before, puts it away, and puts the pen back. In the pen holder, he turned around to press the time clock, and when he came back, he pulled out a chair and sat down.

But after that, he had to stand up and go back to his office, and the only props he needed to do this were the paper, pen and chair on his original desk.

In order to cooperate with his obsessive-compulsive behavior, no one moved his desk, so that because of this, there was an empty space in the office, and another professor who did not want to squeeze in with his original colleagues had to move in with him. Other colleagues huddled together.

It's not that no one thought about trying to persuade Schiller, but Schiller's state seemed to be completely unconscious. No one said this out of concern for his colleagues.

Before the official move, many professors were worried. In the past, Schiller could not adapt to running in both directions because the two offices were only separated by a corridor at most, but now the old and new universities are separated by a corridor. More than an hour's drive.

"And 'money', when have you ever heard Schiller take the initiative to discuss money?" Anna opened her mouth, stared with an exaggerated expression of shock and said: "He even plans to make money himself!"

"If it hadn't been so cold, I would have thought it was April Fool's Day." Victor was obviously shocked. He said, "He does seem better. He doesn't seem so anxious, which shows that he has obsessive-compulsive disorder." The behavior has weakened and I can clean the house with a vacuum cleaner, which means that mysophobia has also weakened. "

"And he actually plans to open a psychological clinic. Even if he still only accepts a limited number of patients, he will take the initiative to establish contact with strangers. Although I don't know much about psychology, for an autistic patient, this can be called Is it a miracle?"

"But I think he still needs help." Anna touched her chin and said, "Soon he will find that the ordinary life he has been pursuing is not that good. It is all trivial and it will be a headache to deal with."

"But it's still a good attempt. If it fails this time, it will be more difficult in the future." Victor wiped the ashes on the sofa and sat down, then said: "Why do we need to establish connections with others? Isn't it just for Do we help each other when we encounter difficulties? If we don’t do this, it doesn’t matter if we are alone.”

"If he wants to take the initiative to establish connections with others, he should understand this, and the way is to have people he has established connections with to help him when he is in trouble. Only in this way can he understand the interconnectedness between ordinary people. Nature."

"Maybe it's because we are too weak." Anna sat across from Victor and said, "There is simply no way to solve something alone. For example, if we have to make time to clean the office, we don't have time to have lunch. So we have to rely on your wife to bring us food. This is the simplest example of connecting with others and helping each other.”

"Yes, so contact is not just a simple contact, it is not necessary to have a relationship for a certain goal, but this relationship is beneficial to yourself."

"But is it really beneficial for Schiller to associate with those patients or us? He seems to be able to solve everything on his own."

"Actually, he can't." Victor retorted: "From a macro level, he can indeed solve all major problems, but anyone in this world, not even a human thing, maybe an angel or something, as long as he lives in On earth, you can’t solve all the problems on your own, because the entire earth is a big problem.”

"Oh...damn it!"

The shout came from Schiller's office, and the two people immediately stood up and rushed out. After rushing into Schiller's office, they found that his trousers had been caught in the vacuum cleaner.

Friends who have used vacuum cleaners should know that the front handle of the vacuum cleaner and the vacuum cleaner machine itself are connected by a soft pipe. In order to facilitate the front handle and suction head to be extended to various places for cleaning, some pipes are The length can be adjusted.

Now, Schiller looked like he had fought with the pipe and failed. The vacuum cleaner's suction head was stuck to his trouser legs, and the poor fabric of his suit pants was wrinkled.

Anna and Victor rushed over to separate them, and then Schiller was freed. Victor looked back and saw that Schiller was not wearing a suit jacket, but only an ordinary shirt. As he said, he had neither suspenders nor cuffs, and the shirt was indeed a little wrinkled.

But it was obvious that Schiller didn't care about this now. He probably explained to Victor and Anna what happened.

Schiller was not so bad that he couldn't use the vacuum cleaner, but the vacuum cleaner had many suction heads. Since he had never used it, he didn't know what cleaning area each suction head corresponded to.

Of course, judging from the appearance alone, the larger suction head might be used to vacuum the floor, and the smaller one might be used to clean the gaps, but there was another problem that the vacuum cleaner could be adjusted.

The vacuum cleaner Merkel used was a multifunctional vacuum cleaner specially used for cleaning manors. It can suck carpets and dirt, but it only requires different filters.

The combination of the suction head, gear, and filter is no simpler than the magic circle of mysticism. It is impossible for people who use this thing for the first time to understand it. They can only try it one by one.

Schiller didn't clean the room much, but he also knew that it was a tiring job. He should clean the sofa first and make a rest space for himself so that he could sit for a while when he was tired of cleaning.

So he picked a suction head that looked like it could suck leather sofas. For the sake of safety, he adjusted a smaller gear first and then started to clean the dust.

At first, it went smoothly. The layer of floating dust on the surface of the sofa was sucked clean, but the problem was that there was a gap in the sofa. Schiller had to clean the dust in the gap, which was the focus of cleaning.

Schiller thought about it, measured the size of the gap, and changed to a smaller brush head, but he forgot to adjust the gear, which resulted in a disaster.

As we all know, the same amount of air passing through a smaller diameter pipe in a unit of time will generate stronger impact and suction. For the big suction head just now, the gear is indeed low, but for this small suction head, to exaggerate, even if Jörmungandr gets his scales, he will pull them off for you.

Schiller pushed the suction head into the gap of the sofa, eh, he couldn't get it off, and he didn't dare to pull it hard, fearing that the sofa would be torn. Finally, he thought about it and decided to use gray mist.

But don't forget that the ordinary gray mist is weaker than the vacuum cleaner. In the end, the suction head was pulled off, but at the moment it was pulled off, the gray mist was almost sucked in.

Fortunately, Schiller reacted quickly and restored the original form, and the result was that the trouser legs were sucked in.

He didn't dare to force it, because the fabric of the suit was much more precious than the leather sofa surface. He could only choose to turn off the vacuum cleaner first, but because the machine was far away, he had to drag the suction head and the pole behind it to walk over, and the tube was tangled in the process, and it looked like he was kidnapped by the vacuum cleaner.

Finally turning off the buzzing vacuum cleaner, Schiller breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at his trouser legs with some heartache.

Although he still had a lot of similar suits, considering his current financial situation, it was better to have one less than the other.

"Are you okay?" Anna supported him and said, "This kind of large vacuum cleaner needs training before use. How dare your housekeeper leave this thing with you?"

"He went back to Moscow." Schiller shook his hand and said, "I mean he went back to England to participate in some advanced housekeeper training activities."

Victor and the others were obviously used to Schiller's nonsense from time to time. He walked up and lifted the pole in front of the vacuum cleaner and said, "It's just cleaning an office. There's no need for this kind of industrial vacuum cleaner. It's not your manor. I'll ask Nora to bring a smaller one over later. Let's have lunch first."

Schiller was obviously still a little unwilling, so Victor had to say, "Okay, we can study it together later. I guess it can be used to clean the corridor and the reception area over there."

They went to Anna's office together. Victor and Anna agreed to help her clean the office first, and then clean their own when Nora came, so the sofa table and other things here were cleaned up, which could be used for the three of them to rest.

Schiller sighed while sitting on the sofa. Victor smiled and said, "Does it feel good to rest after working?"

"No, not at all." Schiller denied, "It's dirty, tiring and troublesome. I shouldn't have let my housekeeper leave so early."

"Welcome to the world of ordinary people." Anna also laughed and said, "I bet that everything you encounter next is not simpler than this. Whether ordinary or not, we are all dealing with the same level of trouble, but the range of the selection is larger or smaller, and the difficulty has not changed."

"Think of it in a positive way." Victor said, "As Anna said, you are dealing with the vacuum cleaner here, which is actually about the same difficulty as Bruce dealing with Congress. It may even be easier for him than you, because at least he often deals with Congress, and this is your first time using a large vacuum cleaner."

Schiller sighed, not because he felt sad because he couldn't use a certain machine, because he had long known that he could only twist the light bulb. He mainly thought of the giant vacuum cleaner that Stark had taken out before.

He guessed that Stark was definitely kidnapped by the vacuum cleaner more than once when he was conducting experiments.

"To be honest, the design of this thing is a bit outdated." Victor said: "I think people may combine its machine and suction port together in the future." "Do we have to carry the whole machine to clean?" "Maybe the machine can move by itself." Victor gestured and said: "Equipped with some intelligent systems, it can clean the places that need to be cleaned by itself. Maybe this is the future development direction." Victor just said it casually, but Anna rolled her eyes and said: "Wayne is so busy now, so the mechanical and intelligent laboratory he built before should not be used by anyone. Maybe we can try Try to develop it. I have programming experience. How about you? "

"Me?" Victor pointed at himself and said, "I'm a cryogenics scientist... at best, I can only be considered a theoretical physicist. Mechanical engineering? I know nothing about it!"

"But now Gotham is building a lot of buildings everywhere. I think a good cleaning tool is really indispensable." Schiller said, "This manual vacuum cleaner is really too difficult to use. If a smarter one can be developed, many people should be willing to pay for it."

Victor slapped his thigh and said, "Okay, I'll ask the professors at the Institute of Engineering. I guess they should also be worried about money."