Chapter 196 Little Sparrow and Straw Dog Get Married on the Spot
Chapter 196 Little Sparrow and Straw Dog Get Married on the Spot
A few weeks later, a new episode of the TV series "Beasts of the Sky" was released. This episode was clearly a special episode featuring Dijiang and Chaos, and fans on the official website were discussing it enthusiastically as always.
Haitang: [This new CP... I'm shipping them!]
Cangyun couldn't get enough sleep: [What a beautiful love story under the starry sky.]
Xingxiang Chery: [It's a best friend relationship upstairs; they're both women.]
Cangyun, still sleepy: [Jiang Jiang, is she a woman?! Expression: [Shocked!]]
Duntian: [Huh? I thought they were all men!]
Heavenly Father – Earthly Mother: [6.]
Wu Nian'an: [It seems that the concept of gay relationships in this series has become deeply ingrained, to the point that even rare lesbian couples haven't been noticed.]
Zero Dust at Dawn: [The person upstairs is unbelievable, isn't this just friendship?]
Seventy-Seven, who's out having fun: [There's no friendship in this anime, only couples.]
Ningmeng: [And a bunch of brotherhood (the unconventional kind).]
Feng Yao: [Emoji: [six]]
Xiao Chen: [Aaaaaah! This is so heartbreaking! Author, you better not be ungrateful! Give me some sweet moments right now, or if you dare send me any more angst, I'll have Xiao Bai send you razor blades!!]
Bai Hechou (baijie): [[Question mark?]]
Old Man: [Good heavens, candy made from a knife, and a knife made from candy, huh?]
MX's deskmate (school has started, please don't kick me out): [The comment above is correct, what do you think, the comment below?]
Choosing a name must be so hard! [Huh?]
Little Kun: [Emoji: [Tianlu funny face.]]
……
In the film crew, Puss in Boots looked at the overwhelmingly positive reviews on the official website and fell into deep thought. She turned her head and glanced at the title of the next episode of the ancient epic: The Death of Dijiang.
Hmm... I'm afraid my fans might come to my door and kill me!
Puss in Boots shivered, feeling as if a huge “Danger!” was hanging above his head.
Or you could make a cameo appearance in the show, win them over, and make them reluctant to do anything to you?
Is the director here?
Just as Puss in Boots was lost in thought and picked up the script, a voice called from outside. She instinctively replied, "Yes."
The wooden door opened, and Huang Wu grabbed Huang Si by the ear and forcibly pulled him in. Puss in Boots was dumbfounded, not knowing what these two were up to.
"Director, could you please arrange for my fourth brother to play a supporting role? There aren't enough stunt jobs for him. I don't want to see him lounging around at home all day."
"Ouch! Hey, Fifth Brother! Let go, let go! Even if you brought me here to find a job, you can't do this!" Huang Si cried out in distress.
"Who told you to dawdle!"
"Ahem." Seeing the two brothers about to start arguing, Puss in Boots quickly coughed twice to interrupt them. She looked them over and then nodded, saying, "We can arrange them as supporting characters, but you two can come together."
"Huh?" Huang Wu had only wanted to find a job for his fourth brother, but upon hearing this, he was taken aback and scratched his head. "But I still need to cultivate..."
"Hey, it's nothing." Puss in Boots waved his paw. "Our crew has so many mythical beasts, you can go ask them for advice on cultivation, it won't delay the schedule."
She's just bluffing. There are plenty of mythical creatures in the crew, but not many of them are good at cultivation. They all just eat and drink and their cultivation levels rise like that. Maybe she could ask them for some combat experience or supernatural abilities.
The only one with cultivation experience is Rabbit Lord.
But Huang Wu didn't know that, so he actually believed it.
"Oh, is that so? Okay then."
Having successfully tricked a pair of brothers, Puss in Boots was very satisfied. She glanced at the time, packed her things, and went out.
It's a little past one in the afternoon. After her lunch break, she has to rush off to lead the filming again.
Meanwhile, on the other side, the little titmouse and the straw dog went to the film set together. The two animals have become quite close and usually hang out together when they have nothing to do.
"How's the dog doing on set lately? Does he need any help?" Little Sparrow asked, trotting ahead of him.
"It's alright," Chu Gou laughed. "There's not much work on the film crew, the pay is pretty good, and I don't have to worry about being fired like I did with my old jobs."
Aside from the fact that he basically wears out a straw body every time he films a movie, everything else is great.
"Alright then, doggy, you just do your job well there." Little Sparrow said, turning around in a thick Northeastern accent. The straw dog chuckled foolishly.
The two beasts chatted as they made their way to the film set.
Since the patrol work had been completed long ago, the little sparrow decided to stay and see how the filming was going to go.
Besides the two of them, Di Ting also arrived here quickly.
The following scene is a sequel to the previous episode where the straw dog befriended the conch shell. Next, the conch shell returns to the sea after hibernation, and the straw dog, who vowed to be its lifelong friend and never be separated, waits patiently by the sea.
Then came the dramatic turn of events: at some point, he suddenly realized, understood, let go, and felt that there was nothing in this world worth clinging to, and that he should do something meaningful instead.
This would have been fine, but unfortunately, he was just a straw dog, and what he relied on for survival was the obsession with resentment! Just like those vengeful ghosts, they could live for thousands of years while still harboring resentment, but once they let go of their obsession, they would be reborn in paradise on the spot.
However, when he vanished, he left behind a seed, which grew into another straw dog. At the end of the film, Di Ting showed his face to greet him, but he didn't recognize him.
When the script was written, Puss in Boots had a premonition that he would probably have another box of razor blades in his house.
……
"Ahem, that's all. Does anyone have any questions?" In a corner of the set, Puss in Boots coughed twice and asked the three beasts sitting in a row in front of him.
Di Ting stared at her for a moment, then helplessly raised its paw and asked, "Director, how are you planning to film the scene where the straw dogs disappear?"
Actually, he already knew the answer. He was asking on behalf of Straw Dog because the method that Puss in Boots was going to use was too unreliable.
"This one!" Puss in Boots waved his hand, and in an instant, a white shadow flashed by, accompanied by music that seemed to come from nowhere. Little Sparrow and Straw Dog looked around in bewilderment, only to see a white cat spinning and leaping in front of them!
"I am Fei! The Beast-Soothing Mentor, Crew Producer, Furry Lover, and Beast Dealer of the 'Beast' Drama'! Making my dazzling debut!"
"boom!"
Puss in Boots grabbed the script and swung it at Fei Fei, who was suddenly having a seizure. Then, wiping his sweat, he awkwardly said to the three beasts, "She's lost her mind, don't mind her."
"Let me tell you how to film it. It's about letting Feifei get rid of her obsession with being a straw dog, and then bringing her back when it's half gone."
Feifei sprang up again, "That's right, that's exactly how it is, meow!" The next second she switched to a charlatan's tone, "Child, you have a grudge in your heart, and I'm here to help you resolve that grudge."
"No way!!" The little titmouse, bewildered by the series of unexpected events, finally came to his senses. Upon hearing that the straw dog was to do something so dangerous, he immediately bristled. "Are you trying to kill the dog?! Without his resentment and obsession, he's definitely doomed!!"
Di Ting couldn't help but facepalm and mutter, "After you come down, I'll definitely recommend you to be Black and White Impermanence."
"Hey, hey, calm down, calm down, let's talk this out." Puss in Boots was startled and quickly tried to calm him down.
Feifei didn't dare to be cheeky anymore. She quickly turned off the music on her phone and gave a serious explanation, making sure to shift the blame before doing so: "This is all the director's requirement. I'm just a working cat, and I'll control my strength."
"You'd be lucky to fix this! Last time you even made that guy a saint, happily wearing a green hat!!" Little Sparrow was still emotionally unstable.
Feifei grinned, wanting to dig a hole and bury herself. Why wasn't this over yet?
Meanwhile, the dog at the center of the incident still looked completely bewildered.
"Alright, alright, stop arguing." Di Ting patted the little sparrow. "They're not that unreliable. They came to me and Dr. Hua. They took all the necessary safety precautions."
"You can't play with a dog's life like that!"
The straw dog realized that the little sparrow was worried about him, and he was deeply moved, his regard for the little sparrow rising infinitely.
In the end, the plan fell through, and Feifei gained another beast that was fiercely guarding her, the little sparrow.
We absolutely must not let her touch the dog!
……
The first plan was firmly rejected, so Puss in Boots gathered a bunch of crew members and went into the room to discuss and research, eventually coming up with a next plan.
Make a straw dog that looks exactly like him, weave it loosely, and then use a fan to blow the straw away. After some post-processing, the effect should be quite good.
"3, 2, 1, Action!"
……
After a busy afternoon of filming, the moment it was all over, the straw dog collapsed to the ground.
He made more than a dozen straw dogs, not to mention other filming tasks. It was really difficult for him, a dog full of hatred, to portray a sense of relief!
"Oh my god, doggy, how are you? Are you alright?" The little titmouse hurriedly ran over and circled around him.
After a moment's pause, Chugou took out his phone. "Little Sparrow, want to play games together?"
"Hey, isn't the dog tired?"
"It's okay, I don't have a physical body so I don't get tired, it's just psychological."
the other side……
Xiaohang and Puss in Boots studied the next part of the script together.
“There are too many pairings for Di Ting, how about we change Chu Gou’s pairing? It feels too chaotic,” Xiao Hang said.
Puss in Boots thought for a moment, "Hmm...that works too. Doesn't he get along quite well with Little Tit? I'll see if I can bring Little Tit into the cast to be his on-screen partner."
And then, not long after...
"You two should get married right now," Puss in Boots said as he summoned Straw Dog and Little Sparrow.
"Ah? Why?"
Both beasts looked completely bewildered.
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