novelaction Chapter 235 Heaven and Earth
Chapter 235 Heaven and Earth
Chapter 235 Heaven and Earth
The wild grass stretches to the horizon and the wilderness is silent.
Zhao Mianmian sat on a big rock by the roadside, waiting for Qin Shuyu and Old Lady He to pass by, while watching the audience in the live broadcast room chatting on the public screen out of boredom.
[I have to say, modern times are still very convenient. Things that can be solved with just a phone call would have taken hours of waiting in ancient times! ]
[That’s because my cell phone is my lifeblood. I can’t imagine a life without a cell phone or the internet.]
[So, not just anyone can be a time-travel anchor.
You guys better treat our anchor in the future and don't bother her for no reason.
If one day she really quits, where can we find fun...】
[Looking for fun? Hahahaha, you didn't let her go either. ]
【It’s over! ! 】
[Hmm? What happened? What happened again? ]
[I forgot to chat with you guys. How long have you been waiting? 】
Seeing this comment, Zhao Mianmian jumped off the big rock.
She stretched her muscles and looked around.
The big guys in the live broadcast room determined the current time based on the angle of the setting sun and the surrounding light intensity:
[Around 5:43, which is their 2:45 pm Youshi.
I vaguely remember that the anchor was dropped off by He Xulan at 15:30, which means she had been waiting for at least two hours. 】
[Fuck, two hours, that’s four hours.]
Leaving a four-year-old unarmed kid in the wilderness for four hours, He Xulan was determined to torture our anchor to death! 】
[Oh, why not let her play two games? When our anchor returns to the He family, we still don’t know who will win or lose! ]
【??? No, it’s already this late, how can you still have time to worry about He Xulan?
Four hours have passed, and the sun is about to set. Logically, Qin Shuyu and the others should have gone home, but why haven't they been seen yet? 】
[Ah, that shouldn't be the case. Tomorrow is the birthday of old lady Wang next door. Qin Shuyu has accepted the invitation and will definitely not stay overnight in the Huguo Temple today.
Could it be that she and Madam He got lost and returned to Beijing via another route? 】
[Impossible. I remember that there is only one main road leading to Huguo Temple after exiting the north city gate. There is no reason for Qin Shuyu and the old lady to take other roads instead of taking the shortest one.]
[You also said that there is only one main road after exiting the "North City Gate". What if Qin Shuyu and the old lady suddenly decide to go west?
If we go west, we won’t be able to take our anchor home along the way…】
[Shit, now that you mention it, I finally remember it.]
The people Qin Shuyu met in the Huguo Temple today seemed to be the women of Lord Tang’s family in the Ministry of Examination. If I remember correctly, the Tang family lived in the west of the city.
It's possible that Qin Shuyu and Madam Tang will get more and more excited as they chat, and finally return to Beijing together from the west! 】
[It is possible. Very likely.]
【??? So, what you mean is...】
[That’s right, the anchor is going to camp in the wilderness again!!]
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I feel inexplicably excited. What’s going on? ? ]
Zhao Mianmian:
【…】
This was the second time that Zhao Mianmian was abandoned in the wilderness after traveling to ancient times.
The first time was when her two uncles planned to throw her into the suburbs to feed the wolves in order to get the Zhao family's property.
The second time was when He Xulan got angry for no reason and deliberately tricked her out of the carriage and threw her in this remote place!
The same thing is that both times were man-made disasters.
The difference is that the first time Zhao Mianmian had Dongzhu by her side, but this time, she only had 800 fence-sitters who were just watching the fun and making trouble, but who could not play any role at all except chattering on the virtual public screen!!!
In order to appease Zhao Mianmian and prevent her from breaking the jar, the audience in the live broadcast room provided Zhao Mianmian with a detailed solution:
[Anchor, you have three choices right now. ]
[The first option is, don’t go anywhere and just wait here. When Qin Shuyu finds out that you are missing, he will naturally come back to look for you.
This solution saves time and effort, and has the lowest risk factor, but the biggest disadvantage is that you may be frozen to death here. 】
[The second option is to find a sheltered place, pick up some firewood, start a fire, have a good sleep, and then find a passerby to take you home when daybreak.
This plan requires you to be self-reliant and is a great test of your physical strength and hands-on ability.
Of course, not to mention whether you can find a sheltered place or light a fire, if you are unlucky and encounter a wolf or a snake, you will still die. 】
【As for the third type...】
What is the third type?
[Hurry up, the first two suggestions are terrible. I don’t want to choose them just by listening to them. I don’t know if the third option can be a little creative and give the host some inspiration. ]
[Ahem...The third option is that the host chooses a good direction and now kneels down to worship.
Maybe some god is free and will save you. [Funny]]
[Hahaha, kneel down and pray to God, I think you guys really want the anchor to die right now!!]
[Anchor, please don’t listen to him…???]
【? 】
【? ? ? 】
【? ? ? ? ? ? 】
Suddenly, a series of question marks appeared on the public screen.
Zhao Mianmian took out a piece of mung bean crisp from his pocket and placed it solemnly on the open space on the side of the road.
Then, under the gaze of 189,127 online viewers in the live broadcast room, he reached for the mung bean crisp without hesitation...
Bow down!
"May the gods of heaven and earth show their power."
"I, a believer, have suffered misfortune. I now pray sincerely, hoping that the gods will protect me and help me get through this disaster."
"If he can be saved, I am willing to exchange the lives of three generations of descendants of the Zhao and He families for the great kindness of the gods."
After saying that, Zhao Mianmian kowtowed three times to the mung bean crisp, which stunned the audience in the live broadcast room:
[No, host, are you serious? ]
[Wait, host, where did you get the mung bean crisps? ]
[I just saw her touching it from the main hall of Huguo Temple. [Sly smile]]
[Touched? Does that mean this mung bean cake was originally a tribute? ]
[Yes, it is not only a tribute, but it may also be a blessed one. ]
[Anchor, didn’t you have enough lunch at noon? Why did you steal even the tribute? ? ]
【? ? Hey, hey, hey, is the question now about mung bean crisps? Didn’t you hear what she swore just now? ?
The lives of three generations of descendants of the Zhao and He families, host, are you really not afraid of having no descendants? 】
[Hey, what's the big deal? It's just the lives of three generations of descendants of the Zhao and He families.
Not to mention whether the anchor can live to grow up in this system world, even if she gets married and has children, the child will not have the surname Zhao or He.
So the lives of the three generations of descendants of the Zhao and He families... have nothing to do with her? ! ! [Funny]】
[Oh my god, is this possible? ]
[How about it? Just tell me whether it is sincere enough or not! [狗头]]
[Damn, that's smart. If anyone calls the anchor stupid again, I'll show him this replay!!]
As he spoke, Zhao Mianmian had already kowtowed three times.
Just as the audience in the live broadcast room were laughing at her for being alone, a furry paw stretched out from the darkness.
Then, in front of 239,455 spectators, he took away the "tribute" brought out from the Huguo Temple at lightning speed!