Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

Chapter 314 Mr. Spiritual 8

When Ren Yinyin slowly woke up and opened her eyes, sunlight had already poured through the window onto the floor of the room.

She sat up, stretched, and then got out of bed.

When Ren Yinyin walked out of the room, she was surprised to find that the yard was empty. Obviously, everyone else had finished their morning lessons.

Did she get up so early today? She didn't oversleep!

Ren Yinyin shook his head in confusion and didn't think much about it.

She took a deep breath, then got into position and began to perform a set of boxing moves.

Her movements were as natural and smooth as flowing water, and each move contained considerable power, which made people admire her.

After finishing a set of boxing, some sweat appeared on Ren Yinyin's forehead.

"Yinyin, come and wash your face!" At this moment, Shi Shaojian's voice came from the side.

When Ren Yinyin heard the voice, she looked over and saw Shi Shaojian holding a basin of warm water and looking at her with a smile.

"Coming!" Ren Yinyin responded happily and ran towards Shi Shaojian.

Taking the face towel handed to her by Shi Shaojian, Ren Yinyin carefully washed her hands and face, and rinsed her mouth, only then did she feel refreshed.

Afterwards, Ren Yinyin followed Shi Shaojian to the dining room.

As soon as she entered the door, she saw Uncle Jiu already sitting steadily in the main seat.

"Master, good morning!" Ren Yinyin hurriedly and politely greeted Uncle Jiu.

"Well, good morning!" Uncle Jiu nodded with a smile, then picked up the chopsticks first.

"Yinyin, this is the soup dumpling I bought outside. Try it and see if it tastes good." Shi Shaojian said as he sat down, picked up the chopsticks, and diligently put a soup dumpling into Ren Yinyin's bowl.

However, just as Shi Shaojian was about to put down his chopsticks, he suddenly felt a pair of eyes falling on him.

He looked up and saw that it was his uncle who was looking at him.

Shi Shaojian's heart tightened, and he quickly picked up another soup dumpling and put it in his uncle's bowl, saying with a smile: "Uncle, you try it too."

……

After breakfast, Uncle Jiu took his apprentices and nephews to the security team to help the injured villagers treat their wounds.

Because they came back too late last night, they gave priority to treating the villagers with more serious injuries, while those with less serious injuries were simply bandaged, and then everyone, who had experienced a fierce battle and was exhausted, went home to rest.

After arriving at the security team, Ren Yinyin originally planned to help bandage the villagers' wounds, but Shi Shaojian quickly took the white cloth first and said to her with a smile: "Yinyin, I'll do it. Please bring me some medicine for the knife wound."

"Oh, okay!" Ren Yinyin did not argue with him. After all, she did not like to deal with those bloody wounds.

At the same time, on the other side, Uncle Jiu was checking the wound of a villager.

When he was about to get the medicine, he suddenly caught a glimpse of two people in black cloaks hurriedly walking through the yard outside the door.

Uncle Jiu's heart suddenly tightened, and he thought to himself: "Could it be that the imprisoned horse thief escaped?"

His movements were incredibly agile, and he jumped out of the room as quickly and silently as a civet cat. Then he quietly picked up a long piece of wood and swung it at the two sneaky people without hesitation...

"oops……"

"Ouch..."

After two "bangs", the two men fell to the ground.

"Master, it's me!" A Qiang took off his hat, revealing an aggrieved face.

The corners of Uncle Jiu's mouth twitched, and he was somewhat depressed and speechless. "What are you two doing playing tricks on me?"

Do you think it's fun to wear a horse thief's cloak?

"So arrogant!" A Qiang pouted and said aggrievedly.

The other person on the ground also struggled to get up. It was Aqiang's good subordinate, Amin, the second in command of the security team.

Needless to say, two people with similar interests can always have fun together.

After Uncle Jiu left, the two men threw away their black cloaks, took some bamboo tubes and put them in the toilet.

After washing his hands, Shi Shaojian walked out of the room and headed to the bathroom.

Aqiang, who was guarding the toilet, jumped out immediately when he saw it was him. "Hey, brother, you want to go to the toilet, right?"

"What else?" Shi Shaojian looked at him sideways. Could he still come to enjoy the scenery?

"Hey, just come to the toilet." A Qiang said with a lewd smile, "Come this way, there is a toilet here too."

"What are you doing?" Shi Shaojian dodged A Qiang's hand in dissatisfaction.

"Brother, I know as soon as I see you. You are so handsome and elegant, I don't know how many girls are madly in love with you. You are definitely not a virgin!"

Shi Shaojian glared at Aqiang impatiently and asked, "Why do you have to worry about whether I am a virgin?"

"This toilet isn't very convenient," Ah Qiang looked around and saw that no one had come to the backyard. He whispered to Shi Shaojian, "There's a bamboo tube inside. You won't be used to it. There's another toilet outside. It's very clean."

"Oh?" Shi Shaojian's eyes turned and he understood after hearing what he said.

This guy is collecting boy urine!

Among all the people in the security team, I'm afraid that only Uncle Jiu is a virgin!

Isn’t it obvious who the bamboo tube in the toilet is for?

With a wicked smile on his face, Shi Shaojian nodded to Aqiang, "Okay, I'll go to the bathroom outside."

……

Uncle Jiu finished his work and walked into the bathroom. He paused while unbuckling his belt and looked at the rows of bamboo tubes of various sizes standing in front of him. He shouted angrily, "A Qiang!"

Ah Qiang came over after hearing the noise and looked at Uncle Jiu with a smile, "What's wrong, Master?"

"Where's the toilet?"

"Beat the Master!"

Uncle Jiu was helpless. The arrow was on the string and had to be shot. He glared at Ah Qiang and closed the toilet door...

A Qiang outside the door not only did not leave, but also started whistling.

After Uncle Jiu came out, A Qiang pulled off the toilet paper on the door and went into the bathroom.

"Hey, Master's boy's urine is more effective than an amulet!" He said as he looked into the bamboo tube, "Why is it so yellow?"

"He must be very angry! No wonder Master is so easily angered!"

When Uncle Jiu returned to the room, A Ming brought him tea and offered it to him eagerly, "Uncle Jiu, have some tea!"

“Rehydrate!”

"What are you hiding behind you?" Uncle Jiu took the tea bowl and asked casually.

"It's nothing, Uncle Jiu!" Amin smiled foolishly and walked away sideways.

"So mysterious!" Uncle Jiu shook his head and walked into the house carrying a tea bowl.

……

"Master, today is your birthday. Happy birthday to you!" Ren Yinyin took out a wrapped gift box from behind and handed it to Uncle Jiu.

"You're so thoughtful, Yinyin." Uncle Jiu took it and asked with a smile, "What is it?"

"Master, please open it and take a look!" Ren Yinyin didn't answer, but asked Uncle Jiu to come and see for himself. "You will definitely like it!"

"Oh, I'm sure I'll like it?" Uncle Jiu thought for a moment, but couldn't guess. "We'll open it when we get back tonight. Go clean it up, and we'll go to the restaurant for dinner later."

"Okay, Master!"

"Uncle Master, this is my gift. I wish you a happy birthday, good health and all the best!" Shi Shaojian also took out a wrapped gift and gave it to Uncle Jiu.

"Thank you, Shaojian, you are so polite!"

……

night

The inn in the Silent Village not only has rooms for guests to stay in, but also has plenty of seats upstairs and downstairs for dining and gatherings.

Ren Yinyin and Shi Shaojian followed Uncle Jiu to the second floor of the inn and entered a large private room.

At this time, many local gentry and bosses were already sitting inside.

When they saw Uncle Jiu coming in, they all stood up and greeted him.