Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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The trainer nodded.

Xia Houzhe rolled his eyes, and said seriously: "To be honest, I am a fairy god in the sky!"

"I can't see the chaos of the big man, so I went down to the earth to help unify, but a colleague in the sky said a few days ago..."

"One of my Taoist companions also reincarnated with me, but lost his memory, so I asked this matter clearly, and then I understood..."

"So Miss Bu, you are my fairy-like Taoist companion! That's why I have traveled all over the world just to find you."

After listening to his extremely serious words, the step trainer blinked and burst out laughing.

"Hehehe! The prime minister didn't expect you to be so humorous, but the girl is not a three-year-old child, where are you a fairy?"

As soon as the words fell, Xia Houzhe conjured a bunch of flowers with his backhand, and conjured a large pile of food.

Then take it in... put it out... put it in again... put it out again...

The smile on the trainer's face suddenly froze, and gradually turned into disbelief.

A pair of hands that have worked all year round and are not too delicate, tightly covered Cherry's small mouth to prevent herself from screaming.

"This... this... this is all true? Are you really a fairy?"

"That's right! This flower is for you. I, Xia Houzhe, am a decent person, so how could I deceive a little girl? So from today on, I will try my best to retrieve your past life memories!"

"If you can't find it, I will create a new memory with you."

Xia Houzhe looked at the other party pretending to be affectionate, and said softly.

The step trainer was stunned for a long time before he gradually recovered from the other party's words.

It seems that... I have accepted this statement.

Otherwise, the other party has never masked, why would he save me, a small commoner?With the other party's capital, what kind of girl do you want?

"So... I'm really your Taoist partner? I'm also a fairy?"

The step trainer muttered this sentence repeatedly.

The maid Himiko was also extremely shocked, she had already realized how powerful this man was.

Unexpectedly, the other party is actually a fairy god?Such a loser is not wronged, how can a mortal fight against a fairy?

In an instant, Himiko didn't dislike the position of maidservant at all.

As long as he pleases the other party, when this fairy ascends to heaven in the future, will he not take my beautiful, obedient and obedient maid with him?

Seeing that the two daughters were fooled by him, Xia Houzhe was overjoyed, and a virtual villain laughed wildly in his mind.

"Girls these days are so innocent and easy to fool! Among other things, the trick of systematic fetching is really a magic trick!"

"As a young man in the new era, which one can release rainbow farts by sticking out his butt? Isn't it easy to pick up a girl?"

System: I should have known... I was dead in the void.

After a few more minutes, the step trainer woke up from the shock and became much more lively.

He was not as restrained as before, instead he came up and asked Xia Houzhe some dumbfounding questions.

"Then...then tell me about our life in heaven before? How did we know each other?"

The step trainer was so curious that even Himiko widened his eyes, held his breath, and listened.

Xia Houzhe chuckled, and patted the other person's head: "Don't you, you, please call me husband!"

"Hus...husband...husband, tell me quickly!"

In the face of such a powerful, rich, and handsome man, few women can hold on.

If she doesn't seize such a good opportunity, her trainer is not a fool. Whether it is reality or ideal, the Xia Houzhe in front of her is very much in line with her inner fantasy of the other half.

Whether you have feelings or not, post it first and then talk about it!

Anyway, love at first sight is no different from love at first sight.

Moreover, she was still looking forward to this kind of illusory thing that happened to her.

No wonder I couldn't help but feel my heart beat faster when I saw his face. So I am one of his Taoist companions?

Wait... Doesn't that mean that he... still has many Taoist companions?

The step trainer shook his head and smiled freely.

Such an excellent man, what happened to his three wives and four concubines?As long as you work hard to be excellent, you will not be abandoned by him!

As a woman, you need to persuade your husband more, so that the rain and dew are even, and you need to take more concubines to show your virtue!

The step trainer smiled slightly, and stared at Xia Houzhe again, waiting for the other party to explain.

The corners of Xia Houzhe's mouth curled up slightly. Isn't it easy to come up with such a story of coaxing a little girl?

If you have never eaten pork, you have always seen pigs running, right?

"Well, I used to be a fairy god, and you were a mortal girl. One day I went down to the world to play, and your filial piety by selling yourself to bury your father moved me, so I..."

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Chapter 978

Xia Houzhe kept talking, and step trainer Himiko kept asking questions with his eyes wide open, sometimes giggling, and sometimes wiping tears secretly.

Like a bottomless pit that couldn't get enough to feed, the two women kept asking until late at night, only to stop when Xia Houzhe's throat was smoking.

"That's basically it, it's over..."

"What about the back? What happened to you after I was reincarnated?" The step trainer continued to ask with his eyes shining.

"Ouch! You two let me rest, I'm so tired!"

Xia Houzhe hugged his head and begged for mercy.

At this moment, he finally understood what it means to tell a lie, and to cover it up with countless lies.

Sure enough, Cao Cao's set was more practical.

Woman, are you sleeping?Lay down to sleep!

How simple and clear?

The step trainer looked longing and reminiscing, as if he had fallen into sweetness, and occasionally flashed a bit of self-blame.

Judging from the various methods Xia Houzhe showed her, as well as the various wonderful stories, she has no doubts about the origin of the two.

"Actually, when I was young, a fortune teller told me that I was too expensive, but my mother and I didn't believe it at that time. After all, our family was too poor!"

"Until today, I really believe it!"

"I didn't expect...we knew each other so well that we fell in love with each other. I didn't expect you to be so kind to me. After reincarnation, you can still remember me and find me."

"But I... don't remember you, I'm so ashamed! I feel so sorry for you, husband!"

Xia Houzhe smiled, rolled his eyes and embraced the innocent girl in his arms.

The girl Sun Quan and Zhou Yu couldn't figure out for half a month was actually figured out by him for a long time. If Sun Quan and Zhou Yu knew... he hanged himself and cheated her body out of anger?

"Ahem! Since you feel sorry for me, then... why don't you make it up tonight as your husband?"

Xia Houzhe had a smug look on his face, and it was good for him to take a lot of effort in flirting with his sister.

No, look at how clingy the step trainer is?

At this moment, Himiko who was next to him changed his expression, and summoned up his courage to ask weakly.

"Master, what you just said about the episodes you experienced with my little master...why is it so similar to the "Pairing of Immortals" popular in the Central Plains?"

"It's just that the man is downcast, and the woman is a fairy..."

Hearing this, Xia Houzhe's face darkened, he actually forgot that the celestial companions existed in the Han Dynasty, he was negligent!

Which pot is not opened for this little girl, which pot is not open, and which pot is to be picked up!

You said that you are from Japan, and you are still a queen, what kind of fairy match do you have nothing to do?Can't you read more little pornographic books?

Xia Houzhe glared at Himiko viciously, and gave him an expression of 'I'll whip you up when I'm free'.

Himi shrank her head and stuck out her tongue lightly.

"What do you know, "Pairing of Immortals" was adapted based on my experience with my little teacher and her!"

"For this reason, I even wrote a song specially. If you don't believe me, I will sing it for you!"

Hearing this, the two women looked at each other in blank dismay, and they were very interested, waiting for Xia Houzhe to sing.

Xia Houzhe cleared his throat, opened his mouth and sang: "Birds dripping from the tree~ in pairs~"

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After the song was over, the two daughters no longer doubted it.

Because this song...never heard of it.

"Husband... I didn't expect that after so many years of reincarnation, I finally let my concubine meet you again!"

The innocent and pure step trainer, with tears in his eyes, has already brought himself into the story Xia Houzhe told.

He foolishly thought that he was really that immortal and Taoist couple that Xia Houzhe had searched for all his life and doted on.

"Ahaha! Lovers get married eventually!"

"Look, we finally met again, and it's late at night now, do you think it's time for us to... have sex?"

Xia Houzhe rubbed his hands together, watching the trainer keep swallowing.

After all, the other party is a girl with a thin skin, even if she knows that Xia Houzhe is her husband-in-law, even if the other party is extremely handsome, but facing such a thing...

Still shy!

"This...this...isn't that good? We've only been together for one day in this life! And my husband, Xiaoqing is still here!"

The step trainer lowered his head, his face was so blushing that water dripped out, he hesitated a little bit at a loss.

Xia Houzhe smiled freely: "Hey! What's wrong with this, it's human nature! Xiaoqing is fine, let's go together!"

The step trainer was stunned, looked at Himiko who was blushing with a little eagerness, and then at Xia Houzhe.

Instantly understood everything!

I sighed in my heart, my immortal husband is really romantic!

"Still... still together? I..."

"Of course we have to be together! This kind of thing has more flavor and more energy!"

Seeing Xia Houzhe's firm attitude, Bu Lianshi, a generous girl at heart, finally nodded after a few seconds of hesitation.

Still muttering silently in my heart: just let me indulge once with you, when... make up for the hard work you have been looking for me for so many years!

"Then... that's fine! Husband, I... I'm ready, take it easy, this is the first time I've done this kind of thing, and it's with others."

The step trainer's voice was as quiet as a mosquito, if Xia Houzhe hadn't had good hearing, he would hardly have heard it.

Xia Houzhe nodded in satisfaction: "If that's the case...then I'll start!"

Xia Houzhe took a deep breath and stretched out his hands.

Under the embarrassing eyes of the step trainer and Himiko's longing eyes, he backhanded a dish and... three bowls of rice.

Seeing this scene, the two girls were dumbfounded.

All the shyness and longing on his face disappeared, leaving only black lines all over his head.

The two of them really want to slap the table and ask each other's ears, this is what you said...the thing we all do together to make love?

I'm on a horse... I'm ready to take off my pants, you're going to do this for me?

cracked!

Xia Houzhe didn't know what the two of them were thinking, they didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and didn't have a supper, how could they sleep when they were hungry?

As a rice cooker, there is nothing more exciting than cooking rice.

Xia Houzhe picked up a bowl unceremoniously, quickly picked up a piece of food, and stuffed it into his mouth.

Still ambiguous in his mouth: "I like to eat fish, especially the fish head! I'll take this fish head away first, and you can eat other things! You're welcome, rest assured, it's all from my own family!"

The second daughter looked at Xia Houzhe's behavior and was dumbfounded.