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Half plus half?Isn't that very smooth?
The lord is such a naughty little boy, he can actually play charades!
"Ah ha ha! It's good if it goes well, the lord is worth two! May I ask the lord...how many carts of supplies have we obtained?"
"How many carts of supplies? This... I don't have a single cart, which really disappoints everyone."
After hesitating for a few seconds, Sun Quan replied with a smile.
After reading the epitaph of the broom star on his back, he felt that he was a lot less bearish, and he also learned to look at life with a smile.
He is living such a miserable life and is still working hard, so what reason is there for him not to be optimistic?
Everyone was taken aback again, with unbelievable expressions in their eyes.
But when they saw the smile on Sun Quan's face, everyone suddenly realized and laughed again.
"My lord, you are really a little naughty, don't hide it between us brothers, tell me how much material you got? Let me guess... Is it [-]?"
Zhu Heng made an eight sign.
Sun Quan shook his head.
Zhu Heng and Zhou Yu were all surprised: "Could it be... [-]? As expected of Sun Shiwan, everything can be related to [-], amazing my lord!"
Sun Quan shook his head again.
Everyone gasped when they saw this.
"Shouldn't it be 20? Hiss... it's done, we're going to do it!"
"You guys are thinking about farts, so I got two stone tablets and nothing else! Alas..."
Sun Quan sighed, gritted his teeth and told the cruel truth.
And gently put the two stone tablets behind it on the ground.
Everyone's smiles froze immediately... After glancing at the unattractive stele, they turned their heads and asked in disbelief.
"My lord... you are joking, right?"
"Who are you kidding, what I said is true! Originally...there were 10,000+ gold, but...they flew away!"
Although there was bitterness in Sun Quan's eyes, there was still a smile on his face.
There was a sudden thump in everyone's heart, and there was still a little bit of disbelief.
"Fly away? Can this thing grow wings? My lord, what about Lu Yu, let him come out and tell us."
"Oh, he! He ran away with someone..."
Sun Quan responded.
"Run away? With which girl? Let's go find him!"
Everyone didn't want to talk to Sun Quan anymore, and couldn't bear the blow in their hearts.
You know, the money brought by Sun Quan's tomb robbery is their last hope for rising.
Military expenses, supplies, combat readiness, and the money promised to Japan are all counted on there.
How can you explain it by saying "fly away" now?
"It's not a girl, she ran away with a man."
Everyone was silent for a while, they didn't expect this product to have such a strong taste.
Seeing their strange expressions, Sun Quan had no choice but to tell the whole story of what happened in the past month.
After hearing this, everyone screamed in surprise.
"What did you say? The dug tomb was taken away by Xia Houzhe? Hundreds of thousands of gold were gone? A dozen cities were also taken away?"
"And Lu Yu also voted for Cao Ying? Then why are you coming back? You can't handle such a flat thing..."
"Aren't you a dung beetle who runs away for nothing when he has diarrhea?"
Sun Quan was taken aback, pointed at himself a little shyly, and said with a smile, "I'm back...to be the master, and I'll let you know by the way."
"Don't be surprised. I dug other people's graves, and others dug my corner. Isn't this a retribution? Although the retribution came a little quickly."
Everyone took a deep breath, with extremely disappointed eyes, only thinking that Zhou Yu was hopeless this week.
I really can't do anything, I can't dig a grave, and I lost my general...
It's really useless except that it's very good at cooking.
Seeing the smile on Sun Quan's face, everyone's anger soared.
"At this time, how can you still laugh?"
"Because...it is it, these two stone tablets, that let me understand that no matter what happens, it is best to face it with a smile, so that life will be full of hope and sunshine."
"It's a day of irritability and pain, and a day of happiness and optimism. Why do you have to frown?"
"If you don't believe me, you can try it, it really works! Come on, everyone grin with me, eggplant..."
Sun Quan grinned, showing no trace of frustration on his face, he was completely different from the irritable him in the past.
Everyone was furious, and rushed forward waving their fists, regardless of whether he was the lord or not.
Not only did he destroy an army of one hundred thousand in one battle, but now his last hope has been destroyed by him, this lord... don't care!
"Eggplant, you are paralyzed! Everyone cut him, and I will let you eggplant! You are a pig's brain!"
Boom...boom...boom
Sun Quan was mobilized and attacked, but no matter how badly he was beaten, he did not frown, but kept smiling all the time.
Xia Houzhe robbed his daughter-in-law, robbed him of gold, and robbed him of a general. He survived, so what if he was beaten severely?
Seeing that everyone was tired from the beating, Sun Quan raised his head with a bruised nose and a swollen face. Out of politeness, he wanted to ask, have you eaten yet?Take me one without eating.
But with a twitch of his brain, he said: "You didn't eat?"
As soon as these words came out, the air froze in an instant, and the smiling expression made everyone even more angry!
"Steamer, he actually smiled and mocked us for being weak? Brothers copy the guy, give him some ruthlessness!"
Watching Sun Quan being severely beaten, Zhou Yu's face turned livid and did not stop him.
And Himiko's pretty face sank, and her contempt could be felt through the veil.
"Governor, this Jiangdong is really unique, but...you can't get the [-] gold you promised me..."
"Then forgive me for withdrawing my troops. It is not worthwhile to fight Cao Ying. It is safe for me to return to Dongpu."
Himihu turned around and wanted to leave, all contacts in the world are for profit, and she doesn't want to offend Cao Cao without enough benefits.
Zhou Yu hurriedly called out to stop the other party, how could he let Himiko go away when it was already here?
"Queen wait a minute!"
"What else is there for the governor? You Jiangdong is poor, what can you talk to this king about? This king thinks there is no need to stay."
Himiko smiled contemptuously.
Zhou Yu took a deep breath to suppress the anger in his heart.
"Yes! I, Jiangdong, have a vast land and rich resources, so why can't I have resources? I can give Yizhou in the south of Dongying to the Queen as a condition, how about it?"
"Yizhou? What am I going to do with your mountains and clusters of Yizhou? This is not good! Besides, when did you take Yizhou, why doesn't this king know?"
Himiko shook his head and immediately refused.
Watching the queen turn and leave, Zhou Yu became anxious.
If this little Japanese man runs away, who will be the cannon fodder?
So the robe shook, and he shouted angrily: "Queen! What I give you is not based on what you want, but what I have!"
"I can't tell you when we won Yizhou, but Yizhou is indeed under our control."
"Yizhou is in the southeast of Linhai. Although there are many mountains, there is no frost and snow all year round, and the vegetation is not dead. The land is fertile and can grow grains. Doesn't the Queen like such a precious land?"
"Furthermore, there are tens of thousands of residents on Yizhou. As long as the queen agrees, the people of these ten thousand families will also belong to the queen. This is not a small number. The queen should think about it carefully. Do you want to expand overseas? As long as you expand your territory, you will be the first most powerful queen in the history of Japan!"
Zhou Yu's little calculation was slapping, Yizhou and Jiangdong were not yet capable of ruling, so he happened to use the little Japanese to fight to the death with the local residents of Yizhou.
When the time comes...Jiang Dong can pick up the leak.
Himiko was indeed moved by Zhou Yu's words, she was an extremely ambitious woman.
How could she not want to be recorded in the annals of history, how could she not be admired by later generations as the first queen?
After hesitating for a few minutes, Himiko turned around and looked at Zhou Yu with burning eyes.
"Yizhou... that's fine too! But after this king sends troops to help you defeat the enemy, you need to make up for my gold and you also need to send troops to help me. These two conditions cannot be changed! If you agree, we can cooperate."
Hearing this, Zhou Yu breathed a sigh of relief, with a smile on his face.
"Okay! I agree! When will the queen send troops?"
"Hehe...Don't panic, the governor, just sit on the Diaoyutai. Let's see this king... how can I kill Cao Ying's senior management without anyone noticing it!"
Chapter 952 Xia Houzhe returns, Cao Cao rewards
"Assassination of Cao Ying's high-level? It's not like we haven't tried it before, but Cao Ying's fierce generals are like clouds, how can it be so easy to kill!"
"The killers we sent are fifty if not one hundred. If a high-ranking man has not been killed, the queen should give up!"
Zhou Yu shook his head for a while, not optimistic about Himiko's method.
If you can't kill high-level officials, what's the use of killing those small officials?
Seeing himself being questioned, Himiko chuckled.
"Hehe, I've heard that Cao Cao's wife in Cao Ying is a good wife, Xiahou Zhe loves young girls, and Guo Jia and the others are even more vegan!"
"I don't believe they... can resist the charm of my Japanese girl!"
Himiko said confidently.
After clapping their hands, the four maids behind them took a step forward.
Himiko pointed to the four girls and asked Zhou Yu.
"How does the governor look at my four maids?"
Zhou Yu sized the four girls up and down, and immediately understood the queen's intentions. After pondering for a few seconds, he shook his head slightly:
"Above the average appearance, with a protruding front and a curvy figure, but this is not enough to get close to Cao Ying's senior management. They have very high demands on women. The queen should not underestimate them!"
"In my opinion... I am afraid that only the Queen's stunning beauty can catch their eyes, and the others may not."
After the words fell, Himiko didn't explain.
The four girls snorted in dissatisfaction, touched their chest with their backhands, and found a few black beads.
The four girls slammed the beads on the ground with all their strength, and with a bang, a large cloud of thick black smoke was raised.
The choking crowd coughed again and again.
After 1 minute, the black smoke dissipated, and the four maids with knives, who were not tall, changed their clothes and changed from the sharpness before.
The four wear different clothes.
Some wear skirts, some wear tight leather jackets, some wear night clothes, and some... wear black gauze skirts.
But no matter what kind of clothes they wear, they can perfectly set off their figures.
The figure in the skirt is petite, the figure in the leather jacket is hot and sexy, but the figure in the night suit and black gauze skirt is mature and charming.
Zhou Yu secretly looked at his palm, compared it carefully, and found that he... seems to be unable to grasp it with one hand.
Those eight headlights made Zhou Yu and the others dizzy for a while, and they couldn't move their eyeballs.
"I'm going! I'm actually dizzy? Queen...you are..."
Watching Zhou Yu change color, Himiko calmly pointed at the four girls:
"The four of them were all adopted by me since I was a child. They come from four different families. They learned the art of assassination and camouflage since childhood."
"With their actions... Do you think Cao Ying's group of old perverts can still withstand the temptation?"
These four girls are dressed up a little bit, and they are all stunning around 90 points.
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