Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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After finishing speaking, he turned and walked out the door.

The three of Xun Yu, Guo Jia, Pang Tong were startled, and quickly tiptoed to hide in a corner to avoid being discovered.

The three of them watched Cao Cao leave Xia Houzhe's room in his underwear, and then went back to his own room.

Seeing this scene, the three of them looked at each other and couldn't help swallowing.

"My lord... The lord came out in underwear, this fact is hammered!"

"And he also secretly brought the mistress? Listening to their discussion, I'm afraid... he left the mistress in Yuanyi's room and ate her with a stick!"

Pang Tong just felt that his mind was down, and he couldn't accept it.

The amount of information is simply too great!

Could it be that the lord's family's field can't be plowed anymore, so he asked someone to help plow the field?

Sure enough, the fat and water don't flow into outsiders' fields.

"Hey, it's not just that! Didn't you hear what Yuan Yigang said? Sister-in-law... open your mouth... I'm about to come out..."

"Damn it! My world view has collapsed! Sure enough, no wonder Yuan Yi often said that dumplings are not as good as delicious, and are not as fun as... cough cough!"

"I don't know... When did the lord and Yuanyi get into this bad habit! Emma, ​​I feel goosebumps! How did they two generals do it?"

Xun Yu was shocked, he felt that he could no longer look directly at Xia Houzhe and Cao Cao Ding Shi.

Guo Jia's eyes were shining brightly.

"About how the two of them will do it, I have read a book, which explains it like this."

"When the end of the thread can't go through the needle hole, just moisten it with your mouth and it will go in - said the old man"

After tonight's incident, he felt that the pornographic creation bottleneck that had been stuck in him for many days... suddenly became clear!

After Xun Yu was shocked, his eyes calmed down.

He quickly reached out and tore the things recorded in the small notebook in his arms to pieces, and looked at the two of them severely.

"Fengxiao! Tongzi, you must keep everything tonight a secret! Otherwise, we will definitely be wiped out by Yuan Yi and the lord!"

Xun Yu gestured around his neck with his hands.

Pang Tong and Guo Jia nodded, and said solemnly: "Don't worry, family ugliness must not be publicized! We are very strict! We will never talk nonsense!"

Xun Yu heaved a sigh of relief, this night, the three of them tossed and turned together and couldn't fall asleep.

Waking up early the next morning, Cao Cao came to the conference hall refreshed, and asked Xu Chu to sit down with Xia Houzhe, who had dark circles under his eyes, on his shoulders.

Everyone had already gathered together, Cao Ying's civil and military generals were all looking at him and Xia Houzhe with strange eyes.

Cao Cao was stunned: "Everyone, why do you look at me like this? Don't tell me...you also know that I have good news to announce today?"

Everyone sniffed, and said perfunctorily: "Eh, hehe, we can all see that people are in good spirits on happy occasions! We can see that!"

Cheng Yu rubbed his nose: "Master, last night...did you sleep well? Did you feel safe and comfortable?"

Cao Cao was a little confused and didn't know what this group of people meant, but he still responded with a smile.

"Very good! Comfortable like never before!"

Cheng Yu took a deep breath, looked back at everyone, and nodded secretly, as if to say...

Brothers, this matter has been confirmed!

Cheng Yu cupped his hands slightly: "You...you just need to be happy! My lord's open-mindedness, I can't match it!"

Chapter 930 The Fourth Tomb Raider Squad, Yuan Yicheng Patriarch

"What's the matter with you today? Why are you talking about it!"

Cao Cao frowned, only feeling that the atmosphere was a little weird.

Everyone shook their heads in unison, turning their heads into rattles.

"No! My lord, tell me what you have to do. We just captured Ruxukou yesterday, and we still have to recruit soldiers to appease the people!"

Lu Su cupped his hands and said.

Cao Cao nodded, and was silent for a few seconds to organize his words, wanting to announce the matter of the archaeological team to everyone.

Taking advantage of this gap, Xun Yu tugged at the corner of Guo Jia's clothes nervously, and said in a low voice through gritted teeth.

"You step on the horse... Didn't you tell you to keep it a secret? Damn, that's what you said about your tight mouth? I just had breakfast, and the whole Cao Ying knew about it?"

"Aren't you afraid that the lord will chop you up after knowing you leaked the secret?"

Guo Jia raised his eyebrows, and looked straight at Xun Yu with an upright look, with an air of generosity.

"People don't gossip about young people! A true warrior dares to face the bleak life and look directly at the dripping blood!"

"Don't let me talk about such a big melon, isn't it more uncomfortable than dying? Instead of holding back, it's better to let me die on the road of gossip!"

"I want the world to know that I, Guo Jia...compared to them, is still very simple! My private life is not chaotic at all, and I have long-term comrades in arms!"

When Xun Yu heard this, the corners of his eyes twitched.

"I hope you can live for three days..."

When the two were talking, Cao Cao organized the language and explained the matter of the archaeological team carefully.

When everyone heard this, they all gave a thumbs up.

"My lord is wise! This is a good deed, and I will fully support the archaeological department!"

"That's right! Compared with Yuan Shu, Yuan Shao, Dong Zhuo, and Sun Quan who dig people's graves, we are much more noble in protecting cultural relics! This move will definitely win the praise of the people and the aristocratic families!"

"And we can get some 'insignificant' antiques from it. Kill two birds with one stone and everyone will be happy! How did the lord come up with such a clever plan?"

Hearing everyone's praise, Cao Cao coughed lightly in an unfathomable way.

"Cough! I, Cao Cao, of course, came up with this idea last night with my virtuous brother! We lit candles, talked all night, and studied for a long time before we came up with it."

Cao Cao wanted to pretend to be aggressive, but suddenly noticed that there was Xia Houzhe beside him, so he couldn't help but change his voice.

Everyone suddenly realized... What Bingzhu night to talk about strategies, I'm afraid... It's all a cover!

"My lord, Yuanyi, you two are wise!"

"Hey! Low-key, low-key, our intelligence has always been very high, but... I'm still thinking about who is more appropriate to take charge of this archaeological team? Which one of you is willing to be in charge?"

Cao Cao laughed.

Xia Houzhe rolled his eyes, and didn't care about this guy's taking credit. Anyway, he was used to this guy's brazenness.

Listening to Cao Cao's words, everyone's eyes lit up. The leader of the archaeological team is a very lucrative position.

They are not stupid, so naturally everyone wants to take the lead.

When digging a grave, stealthily carrying a piece of jewelry, who knows?

"My lord, I'm coming! I, Cheng Yu, love archeology, and I like protecting cultural relics. I promise to do it properly!"

"You pull it down! You have five jobs by yourself, and you have to lead the air force later. Where do you get the energy? Opportunities must be left to young people. I, Cao Chun, would like to lead the archaeological team!"

"Get lost! You're still doing archaeology, but you're almost as good as roasting shit! I, Zhao Yun, would like to lead the archaeological army to rise with my own power!"

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Seeing everyone's faces were red and ears were red, Cao Cao also had a difficult time, and he didn't know who to choose.

It's okay to let this group of people fight, but it's really digging graves... Cao Cao can't believe it.

After all, they are all corrupt officials, the kind who are blatantly greedy for money.

"No! The three major cancers definitely won't work. Digging people's graves is already too much. When the time comes and you eat foul-smelling things in other people's graves, how can you make the deceased emotionally stable?"

"Zilong can't do it either, you sell cut cakes and destroy your conscience, I don't worry about being such a profiteer!"

In the past, Zhao Yun was a down-to-earth and honest person, straightforward and without any flirtatiousness, but now... it's hard to say.

"My dear brother, who do you think is more suitable? I don't want to bring any of these old fried dough sticks, otherwise I'm afraid that if I dig out ten thousand gold, I will only have five hundred left in my hand."

Cao Cao said it half-jokingly, not afraid that this group of people would get angry, because what he said was the truth.

Everyone smiled awkwardly, and touched their noses with little confidence.

"My lord, you are exhausted! You can doubt our ability, but you can't doubt our character!"

Xia Houzhe put Erlang's legs down and looked at them with a smile.

"You guys have a fart character! No official, no rape!"

After speaking, he turned his head to look at Cao Cao again.

"I know that you want a colleague who is not greedy for money, strict in speech, and respectful in doing things!"

"However, it is not enough to dig a grave. In my opinion, I will divide it into four teams and let them perform their duties."

"This not only ensures efficiency and professionalism, but also ensures that colleagues will not extend their hands of corruption. In this way, the treasures dug out will not be corrupted by anyone, and it will be a happy ending for everyone to share."

Hearing this, everyone nodded, very satisfied with Xia Houzhe's proposal.

If everyone can't be greedy, but can share the money together, this is the most fair and least enviable.

If anyone is in charge of the archaeological team all the time, he will definitely be full of suet, which will naturally easily arouse the jealousy of other colleagues who don't have money. This is what Xia Houzhe doesn't want to see.

Everyone is a brother who loves each other. If there are benefits, of course they should be shared together. There are two mouths for official characters. If the people below are not full, who will work hard?

Cao Cao was stunned: "Four teams? Is it necessary to mobilize so many troops?"

Xia Houzhe nodded, and talked eloquently: "The division of labor and cooperation is the best! The archaeological team is divided into four teams, named Faqiu team, Mojin team, Mountain moving team, and Xiling team!"

"The Faqiu team recruits all kinds of idle Fengshui masters and Taoist priests, and uses Fengshui weather and other professional knowledge to explore ancient tombs and find ancient tombs!"

"Secondly, the mountain-moving team recruits strong personnel to open the ancient tomb under the command of the Faqiu team!"

"The Xiling team will bring people who are proficient in organ techniques to eliminate the ambushes in the ancient tomb and ensure normal passage."

"As for the gold-touching team...of course it is responsible for carrying the gold at the end and getting the cultural relics out for work! With the four teams supervising and cooperating with each other, you can rest assured that no one will be suspicious."

After listening to Xia Houzhe's words, everyone thought for a while, gasped and gave a thumbs up.

"Hiss...Yuanyi, you know nothing more than astronomy and geography, but...you are so proficient in tomb robbery?"

"That's right! Non-professionals will never think of such a meticulous arrangement. This method is very good!"

"Tsk tsk, brother, you... even I have to praise you, professional! Tomb robbery is such a technical job, how can you do it?"

Looking at the surprised gazes of the group, Xia Houzhe shook his feather fan lightly, and spoke forcefully with the corners of his mouth raised.

"How difficult is it to rob a mere tomb? Today I will teach you a trick, so listen up!"

"Looking for the dragon and dividing the gold to look at the mountain, one level of entanglement is one level of gate, if there are eight levels of danger when closing the door, there will be no yin and yang and eight trigrams!"

After finishing speaking, Xia Houzhe lay on the rocking chair again, enjoying the cool breeze brought by the lupine with his eyes closed, like an expert in the world.

Hearing this, all the generals were stupefied, and even Lu Xun was very puzzled.

"Yuanyi (Master), what do you mean? A vague explanation?"

Xia Houzhe looked at them proudly: "Explain that fart! I even gave you my own essence, and you still want me to explain? Go and realize it yourself!"

After finishing speaking, he waved his hands in disgust, no matter who called him, he would not say a word.

In fact... When it comes to tomb robbery, he is not as professional as Cao Cao, so he can make such a pretentious statement that he doesn't even understand.

Haven't eaten pork, haven't seen pigs run away?

But the group of top civil servants who had read a lot of books and knew a little about all aspects, all of them frowned and fell into deep thought.

He kept chewing on Xia Houzhe's formulas.

"Looking for the dragon and dividing the gold to look at the winding mountain, one level of entanglement is one level of pass? If there are eight levels of danger in closing the door, will there be no yin and yang and eight trigrams?"

"Hiss... what the young master said is indeed nonsense! And... it seems to coincide with Fu Xi's yin and yang gossip!"

Jia Xu's deep gaze changed, and he looked at the reclining chair on the reclining chair in shock.

Cheng Yu also nodded, and said:

"That's right, I also know a little bit of feng shui. Yuan Yi's words are simply the essence. As long as you understand the meaning, it's easy to find ancient tombs!"

"With this unique skill, Yuan Yi is enough to be the patriarch of the archaeological world! I suggest that the lord and Yuan Yi should be included in the annals of history, regarded as the patriarch, and enjoy the incense of future generations!"

Cheng Yu said it seriously, but the flattery on his face completely betrayed his flattering heart.