Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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For a while, Lu Xun lost his confidence, and said weakly with some unconfidence: "I...I can play with fire! I like to play with fire. I don't know if this... is a specialty?"

"Pfft... What kind of specialty is this? If playing with fire is considered a specialty, then playing with girls...isn't that also considered a specialty?"

Guo Jia burst out laughing, he didn't expect someone to apply for the job like this.

If he could be accepted by Xianyu as an apprentice like this, then it would be a ghost.

Lu Xun's eyes dodged for a while, and there was a look of inferiority and disappointment on his face.

Just when he was about to salute and leave, Xia Houzhe's words shocked everyone in place.

"Can play with fire and like to play with it? That's enough!"

"Do you want to be my apprentice or my student? Think about it yourself!"

Xia Houzhe snapped his fingers and said with bright eyes.

It would be great if he could train a famous arsonist!

Wouldn't it be fun to send this kid to set fire to other tribes when he and Lao Cao are old in the future?

Hearing this, Lu Xun ignored everyone's bewildered eyes, and with ecstasy on his face, he kowtowed heavily again.

"Don't be a student, boy, you should pay homage to your teacher and respect Mr. as your teacher!"

There is a big gap between students and apprentices these days. Being a student is just to learn some superficial knowledge, and after completing the studies, you have little relationship with the teacher.

And being an apprentice...is completely different, not only will you learn the knowledge of the master, but you will also learn a lot of finale skills.

Moreover, the traditional master-student relationship is second only to the father-son relationship. Apprentices always adhere to the principle of being a teacher for a day and a father for life.

The so-called: the parents who gave birth to me, the master who taught me, this is what it means. Apprentices must treat the master like a father and be filial.

And when you follow the steps, you will pay homage to your teacher!

Dressing up, showering, kowtow, and the six rites will be presented, and tea will be presented at an auspicious time. Finally, the master will instruct the disciples on the rules of the school.

The six rites are celery, lotus seeds, red beans, red dates, longan, and dried lean meat strips.

If the family is relatively well-off, they still need to advertise to the world, telling everyone that their son has worshiped an awesome master. In short, the process is extremely cumbersome and solemn.

Facing the desperate Lu Xun, Xia Houzhe frowned after thinking for a few seconds.

"Think about it yourself. I may not be able to teach you anything if you take me as your teacher. Maybe you will become a big boss by mistake, or you may be buried by me."

"After all, what I teach is a bit advanced!"

Xia Houzhe also had some concerns, accepting Lu Xun was different from accepting Guo Jia.

The relationship between him and Guo Jia is mostly brothers, and Master Gou Thief is only called one. The most important thing... Guo Jia has already learned something, and he has already established a stereotype, so he doesn't need to teach any serious knowledge.

But Lu Xun...is a piece of jade in the rough, and he was accepted as a serious apprentice, and he was a little worried about misleading his disciples.

Without hesitation, Lu Xun hugged Xia Houzhe's thigh.

"Master! I have already thought about it. No matter what you teach, I will learn it! I believe that what you teach is useful!"

Seeing that the other party was so determined, Xia Houzhe didn't refuse any more.

It just so happened that the top management of Cao Ying were all there, so everything was kept simple and Lu Xun began to perform the ceremony of apprenticeship.

"Master, can I ask my disciples to prepare? I don't even have the six rituals!"

Lu Xun said weakly, now that he is poor and white, how can he have these things around him?

"You don't need to raise money! I have it, I'll borrow it from you first, and then pay me back when you earn money from part-time work."

Xia Houzhe grinned, took out a ton of celery, a ton of lotus seeds, and red beans with his backhand, and handed them to Lu Xun.

Xia Houzhe's hand transformed things out of thin air, and Lu Xun who took the objects was shocked.

Lu Xun was puzzled for a while, this gift from his teacher, is he still willing to borrow it?

The six tons of materials have not been touched for three seconds, and the prepared speech has not been said.

As a result, Xia Houzhe snatched those tons of items back in the next second, and turned around and threw them into the system.

"Okay, the gift is over! I accept it, but you have to remember, you just lent me 6 tons of supplies, and you have to work for me to pay back the debt!"

Lu Xun was dumbfounded... Even with his wit and intelligence, he was confused!

Can apprentices be so hasty?Did I worship a teacher when I stepped on the horse, or did I find a creditor?

You haven't even learned the knowledge and skills yet, so you owe a fucking debt?

Why do you feel that this master...isn't like a tall man, but rather an unscrupulous...slut?

Not only was he stunned, but even Cao Cao and the others dropped their jaws to the ground, stunned by Xia Houzhe's operation!

"666, virtuous brother! This game is really coquettish. Not only did you take in an apprentice, but you also bought a lot of supplies for nothing?"

"The capitalists are not as bad as you! You haven't taught anything, have you? The iron-eating beasts don't have your bamboo shoots, so why don't you go with your conscience?"

Cao Cao gave a thumbs up, with admiration and admiration in his mouth.

This is the real black-hearted capitalist, a typical empty-handed white wolf, oh no, an empty-handed apprentice and migrant worker.

Looking at Lu Xun's confused eyes and everyone's contemptuous eyes, Xia Houzhe straightened his chest.

Make an inscrutable expression: "Why didn't I teach him anything? This is the first thing I taught him when Boyan entered the school!"

"People's hearts are complicated, and society is full of routines and traps. We must learn to distinguish."

"Otherwise, just like just now, one carelessness... He owes me a huge debt! If you go to the battlefield to face the enemy, you will lose your life as long as you are fooled!"

Cao Cao and the others clicked their tongues for a while, feeling that what they said seemed to explain something, and it seemed that they were talking nonsense.

On the other hand, Lu Xun, after closing his eyes for a few seconds, realized suddenly, his eyes revealed an expression of enlightenment.

Immediately bent down and saluted Xia Houzhe: "Master! You have worked so hard, this disciple has been taught!"

"Master is teaching by precept and example. It is much more effective than what is taught in books! It is full of dry goods! It is the luck of the disciples to have such a teacher!"

Xia Houzhe waved his hand indifferently: "Low-key! It's good to know the good intentions of being a teacher. You must work a lot and earn enough money to pay off the debt. Do you hear me?"

Lu Xun nodded respectfully: "Yes! Master, this disciple must work five jobs, and pay back the supplies owed to you as soon as possible."

Xia Houzhe nodded in satisfaction, groped his body for a while, and finally took out a book from his crotch, and solemnly handed it to Lu Xun.

"Since you like playing with fire, then... this unique secret book, I will leave it to you, and you must study it hard!"

Lu Xun took it with both hands, and everyone stretched their heads curiously to see what happened.

When they saw the big characters on the cover of the book, the whole audience was shocked!

Chapter 918

"Damn it! This... this is actually "Fire Encyclopedia: 108 Guidelines for Setting and Fighting Fire"?"

"Hiss... brother, your book... is a bit amazing!"

Cao Cao exclaimed, his expression extremely exaggerated.

The corner of Xia Houzhe's mouth curled up slightly: "That's right! The things I brought out are all targeted! Boyan likes fire, so I'll teach him fire!"

"When he has learned something, I will set up a fire department, which will be in charge of putting out fires. Wherever there is a fire, the firefighters will go there!"

"However... Youdao is led by the master, and the practice is up to the individual! Boyan, you can play with the book. I am very tired after walking almost 500 meters today for the teacher. I need to lie down for a while!"

Everyone raised their middle fingers in unison, and naturally knew that this guy was preparing salted fish again.

Lu Xun kowtowed again, as if he had found a treasure, he held the book with both hands very carefully, and walked to the corner to read it carefully.

If you don't read it, you don't know it, just look at it... Lu Xun was completely obsessed with the various methods of arson written in the book, as well as how to prevent and extinguish fire.

For example...how to put out fires in the wild and save yourself, what to pay attention to in forest fire prevention, and what to use to extinguish various fires...

The knowledge is very comprehensive, and Lu Xun is addicted to it and cannot extricate himself.

At this moment, he understood Xia Houzhe's kindness to him!

He felt that such a peerless secret book must be the master's finale skill, but he didn't expect... the master taught him it when he just entered the school!

What kind of trust is this?In this life, I, Lu Xun, will live up to Master's teaching and cultivation!

"Master! Thank you!"

Lu Xun was so grateful that he kowtowed his head three times in a row, and went through all the rest of the apprentice ceremony according to the procedure before getting up.

Xia Houzhe waved his hands, not caring: "Don't kneel here and there in the future, just be more comfortable."

Having said that, Lu Xun is very persistent and must follow the etiquette.

Xia Houzhe was also very helpless and could only let him go.

Because most of the ancients valued etiquette in this way.

In fact, Xia Houzhe is free and easy by nature, and he doesn't like these red tapes very much.

In contrast, he prefers people like Guo Jia and Cao Chun, who are unruly and full of shit, so that they can be happy and at ease.

Seeing Cao Cao's shocked expression, Xun Yu touched his nose and asked cautiously.

"My lord, have you seen this book? Gou... bah, Xun Mingjing is well-read, but why has he never heard the title of this book?"

Cao Cao shook his head solemnly: "I haven't even heard of it, why have I seen it?"

"But there is absolutely nothing simple that my virtuous brother took out, so... I have to cooperate!"

Hearing this, the corners of everyone's mouths twitched, and they secretly cursed sycophants.

After reading a few pages of the book, Lu Xun didn't know what he thought of.

Putting the book very precious into his arms, he turned his head to look at Xia Houzhe again.

"Master, when we first came in, I saw a general hanging from a pillar outside. Did he commit any crime?"

Xia Houzhe looked outside and immediately understood who Lu Xun was talking about.

I saw Cao Chun being tied up and hung on the Yamen flag, even so, he still had a piece of durian cake in his mouth.

"Oh, that's the mouthful king of our Cao camp, who is also the leader of the leopard cavalry...Cao Chun! He has a poisonous mouth."

"Because the lethality was too great, he was hung up by Lao Cao and punished to practice iron mouth skills! Don't look at him as if he is very miserable, but even if he hangs up, his mouth is still hard."

"If you don't believe me, I'll show you a demonstration!"

Xia Houzhe stepped towards Cao Chun outside, took out a can of herring, and asked him.

"Zihe, do you think Wen Ruoxiang is more fragrant than canned herring?"

"Nonsense! Of course it's canned incense, how can Gou or that guy deserve to be compared with my canned food? Even the eldest brother can't do it!"

Although Cao Chun was tied up, he was still in good spirits, and the people in the government office could hear him clearly when he spoke.

Xun Yu was furious, he is Xun Xiangjun, he never leaves his sachet all day long, yet today he is being compared to canned herring?

Outrageous!

Cao Cao was even more shameless throughout the whole process, and the two ordered together: "Come on, give us a whip for this guy! It's best to let him shut up forever!"

"Don't! Don't smoke! Even if you smoke me to death, it won't change the fact that canned herring tastes better than you. If you don't believe me, ask Lao Zhang and Lao Ji!"

Cao Chun roared.

Seeing this, Zhang Fei and Ji Ling looked at each other and ran away, afraid of being sucked into the vortex.

This plastic brotherhood is very strong... A dead fellow is not a poor fellow.

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"Bo Yan, did you see that? In the future, you will have less contact with the three of them, and you will be easily beaten."

Xia Houzhe confessed earnestly, and then opened the can for Lu Xun to smell.

After Lu Xun smelled the smell of canned food, his complexion instantly turned pale, and his eyes became frightened. He didn't expect such a stinky thing to exist in the world.

Seeing Cao Chun being whipped, Lu Xun understood what it means to be dead, and his mouth was still hard.

"Master, don't worry! In the future, if the disciples don't get in touch with them, I will learn more from my brothers in the same sect."

Hearing this, Xia Houzhe was taken aback.

Fellow brother?Could this kid be talking about Feng Xiao, Zi Long, and Zi Yi?

Fuck!Big thing is bad!He must not be allowed to touch these goods!