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Everyone curled their lips, whether they like to buckle or not... anyway, it's just the three melons and two dates, and it doesn't feel bad if they buckle.
How you deduct it, we will get it back.
"My lord, how can it be so easy to deal with the dispersal of the crowd, and...you are the chairman, so you can't make this decision by yourself."
Guo Jia said with a smile, putting the pressure on Cao Cao.
Xun Yu and the others all agreed, "That's right! Your lord is wise and powerful, how can you be undecided about such a trivial matter? How dare we fireflies compete with the bright moon?"
"Don't you often boast that you are the second smartest person in Cao Ying? If you have any good ideas, just say it, and we will guarantee it will be implemented! Hehehe..."
In ancient disaster relief, the government usually set up a porridge shed, and the common people lined up to receive food.
But there will be a disadvantage here. The government has no way of judging which are the real victims, so as long as ordinary people come up to ask for food, the porridge shed will give it to them.
Xun Yu and the others couldn't make the gruel-handling soldiers see through the disguise of those fakes.
Seeing their cheap looks, Cao Cao didn't get angry at all.
I really raised a group of idiots who couldn't do anything, and I would even kill him.
But this is indeed a difficult problem, but Cao Cao will not admit that he has nothing to do because of the high praise of everyone.
With a flick of his east suit, Cao Cao pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, with his hands behind his back enigmatically.
"Ahem! With my wisdom, Cao Cao, how can it be compared with yours? Of course I have a solution, but I still need to improve it!"
"You go and prepare food and grass first, I will go back to my room and think about it quietly, and I will tell you when I have thought it through!"
Cao Cao waved the group of people back.
Everyone was surprised for a while, could it be that the lord... really has a way?
They, a group of think tanks, have been discussing all morning, but they still haven't made up their minds!
After seeing everyone leave, Cao Cao looked left and right for a while, but seeing that no one was paying attention, he ducked down and rushed towards Xia Houzhe's room.
"Made! Don't open up when you have a problem, do you think I'm stupid?"
"If you put pressure on me, I will put pressure on my younger brother. Who made us brothers?"
Bang!
Cao Cao knocked the wooden door out of a big hole in the shape of a human being, and stopped at the head of Xia Houzhe's bed with a sudden stop.
Grabbing the opponent, the backhand shook violently: "Wake up! Son-in-law, you step on the horse and wake up! The world is urgent!"
"Whether I can pretend... Bah, it's up to you whether I can keep my promise!"
Chapter 913 Cao Chun's Great Discovery
Xia Houzhe opened his eyes and looked at Cao Cao expressionlessly, with a slight disgust in his eyes.
"Grandma, I'm sound asleep and you get me up, I'll never end with you if you don't give me an explanation!"
Cao Cao reached out and touched his waist, took out a circle of tape and handed it to the other party.
"Hey! The tape you want!"
Xia Houzhe looked at the tape in his hand, took a deep breath, and suppressed the restless breath of getting up.
Cao Cao's face was solemn, and he told the whole story.
After listening to Cao Cao's words, Xia Houzhe sneered disdainfully.
"Fuck! Are you disturbing my sleep because of such a trivial matter?"
"This is a trivial matter in your eyes? Could it be that... my brother, you have a solution?"
"Is it so fast? You solved it before I was ready?"
Cao Cao touched his nose and praised his wit again.
It's cool to open and hang for a while, and it's always cool to open and hang!
Xia Houzhe rolled his eyes: "It's easy to solve, try mixing some wheat bran into the rice, if there are still many pretending to be refugees, then..."
"Sprinkle a few handfuls of sand into the porridge in front of the people!"
As soon as these words came out, Cao Cao suddenly exclaimed.
"Brother, are you crazy? I, Cao Cao, will be the first to disagree if I don't take you to waste food like this!"
"It's fine to sprinkle sand, but you still need to sprinkle a few more... You are really eunuchs having a meeting, and there is no chicken talk!"
"Where should I go to find this stuff? I don't have a eunuch by my side!"
"I can't do it, I really can't do this, I can't cut myself off, can I?"
Cao Cao waved his hands again and again, with an expression of resistance.
Xia Houzhe's head was full of black lines: "Who taught you Chinese? The brothel old bustard?"
Cao Cao chuckled and made a humble expression.
"By the way, brother, why do you add wheat bran to the porridge? That thing is for feeding animals."
"That thing is really hard to swallow, even a non-picky eater like me can't eat it."
"Since we intend to give away porridge, let the common people eat well. There's no need to do that, right?"
As he spoke, Cao Cao frowned.
In the final analysis, porridge is still for the relief of the people and to gain the hearts of the people.
If rice porridge was used before and wheat bran was added later, it is bound to not be appreciated by so many people.
Xia Houzhe sat up and leaned against the head of the bed, and said calmly.
"You also know it's unpalatable? Even we can't eat it anymore, how can those people from aristocratic families who take advantage of it eat it?"
"There will definitely be a lot of people who can't swallow the wheat bran and leave. In this way, can the refugees eat more of the food saved?"
After listening to Xia Houzhe's words, Cao Cao suddenly realized!
The light in the eyes gradually brightened.
"It's reasonable! This will not only make some people who are looting eat quit, but also save some food and grass, and it will also allow the porridge operation to last longer!"
"If the ratio of rice to wheat bran is two to one, it will take one-third more time to carry, and the chances of surviving the victims will be much higher."
"It's really a good idea. I can understand adding wheat bran, but throwing sand into the porridge... why? Isn't a pot of porridge wasted in vain?"
After Cao Cao was overjoyed, he looked puzzled again. He felt as if he had grasped something, but he didn't seem to have fully grasped it.
But after hearing about the effect of mixing wheat bran, he also understood that Xiahou Zhe added sand most likely for the common people.
Because of his virtuous brother, no one would cheat the common people if he cheated.
Xia Houzhe waved his hand, in order to let Cao Cao leave quickly so as not to disturb his rest, he could only patiently explain.
"Although the addition of wheat bran will drive away some people because it is unpalatable, it is inevitable that there will be starving ghosts with a good appetite who will not leave."
"The purpose of spreading sand is to scare away those starving ghosts. They will definitely not eat things with sand in them."
"But the victims are different. The real victims are those who are on the verge of death. As long as they can survive, they will eat bark, roots, and Avalokitesvara soil. How can they care about a little sand?"
"Isn't this going to solve the problem? The fake victims are driven away, and all the real victims are left behind!"
After hearing Xia Houzhe's words, Cao Cao suddenly realized!
The thumbs of both hands stood up: "Great! Just adding some wheat bran and sand can make the fakes retreat, and you don't need to make a big fuss to distinguish them."
"Brother, your method is good, it's really a brilliant plan! I didn't expect...it's so easy? I'm going to add this method to Meng De's new book, and someone in the future will definitely use it!"
Some things sound simple, but if no one wakes up, they may never think of it in their lifetime.
Cao Cao is like this right now. After knowing the answer, he feels... Fuck!This question is so easy...
Facing Cao Cao's flattery, Xia Houzhe yawned and pointed backwards.
"Okay, the door is in that direction, please feel free! By the way...don't forget to ask me about the foot trainer!"
After having a clever plan, Cao Cao suddenly felt that Xia Houzhe was useless, so he left this tool-man virtuous brother, and hurried to find Xun Yu and the others.
Xia Houzhe watched Cao Cao leave, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
[This tool man, Lao Cao, is quite easy to use. With him, I don’t have to do the work myself, and the common people can eat well. 】
Shaking his head, Xiahou Zhe put on the quilt and fell asleep with his eyes closed.
Cao Cao, who hadn't gone far, heard the voice of his heart and didn't care about it.
Anyway, the relationship between him and Xia Houzhe is about the mutual use of tool people.
With the answer in mind, Cao Cao walked with wind, and the original 5-minute journey was completed in only 2 minutes.
"Everyone, are you busy? Can you think of a solution? If anyone has a solution, I, Cao, will be rewarded!"
Cao Cao walked over with his hands behind his back, his mouth slightly raised, and a beer belly.
At this moment, Xun Yu and the others were watching the soldiers carrying grain and grass in the warehouse, and when they saw Cao Cao approaching, everyone looked sideways.
"My lord, we have to find a way. As for being so sad?"
"By the way, why don't you think of a way to come here? You can't think of it, so you're going to mess it up, right?"
Xun Yu and Guo Jia looked playful.
Cao Chun grinned: "As we all know, general appearance is directly proportional to wisdom. I know the genes of our Cao family."
"Hehehe...Brother, why don't you ask that kid Yuan Yi? Don't be hard on yourself. You have a mental illness. If you continue to toss and break, who will take the lead?"
Hearing this, everyone fell silent for a moment, and secretly gave Cao Chun a thumbs up. Few dared to call Cao Cao mentally ill.
Cao Cao glared at him with black lines all over his head. This kind of honest person is just not likable.
"You fart! I, Cao Cao, am Wei Gong, and I am a hero! You underestimate my wisdom, Cao Cao!"
"A trivial matter can be solved with a snap of your fingers. Why do you need to find my good brother? Do you think that I, Mr. Cao, have wisdom that you can compare with?"
Hearing this, everyone was shocked, and they all looked at Cao Cao in surprise.
From Cao Cao's body, they vaguely saw that there was a force leaking from the side, and the breath was getting stronger and stronger!
"What? My lord, have you thought of a way? It's only a few minutes before you leave!"
"The few of us have been discussing for a long time, but there is no result! Come on, my lord, tell me what is the solution? We can carry it out, and those victims are probably very hungry."
Seeing their anticipation, Cao Cao put on his sunglasses, and the corners of his mouth turned up, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth, his face full of pride.
And stretched out his hand to wave everyone back a few steps!
"Back off! I'm going to pretend... Bah, I'm going to come up with a trick!"
"It's actually very simple. Let's add wheat bran and sand to the porridge!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked!
They all screamed, yelling that Cao Cao was in the wrong.
The expression and posture were exactly the same as when Cao Cao was surprised before.
The corners of Cao Cao's mouth curled up, like a dragon king with a crooked mouth, and he explained Xia Houzhe's words with his hands behind his back.
After listening to it, everyone's eyes lit up, and they said that this strategy is very good!
"God, my lord, why did you think of a solution so quickly? This solution is indeed feasible! I, Xun Yu, was the first to agree. It can be said to kill two birds with one stone!"
"Hiss... After listening to it, I felt enlightened. I couldn't think of such a simple solution for a while? It's a good thing we are all self-proclaimed wise men! My lord, your wisdom is indeed higher than ours!"
"A handful of sand and a pile of wheat bran can completely ruin the family's plan! Amazing! I'm willing to bow down!"
The crowd may have exaggerated their compliments, but Cao Cao didn't mind at all.
He just enjoys this pretentious feeling!
Cao Cao pressed his hand in a mysterious way: "Low-key, low-key! With my Cao's wisdom, these are just sprinkles!"
"If my wisdom is not stronger than yours, how can I take the position of Duke Wei? How can I level the world and give the big man a bright and clear sky?"
"Don't talk about one strategy, I can think of a lot of tricks with my backhand! Don't use your simple brains to measure my exquisite mind! Hahahaha!"
Seeing Cao Cao's triumphant look, the corners of everyone's eyes trembled, and they cursed in their hearts:
Damn, let him pretend again!
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