Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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"Our Cao Ying values ​​peace and friendship. You can't do this. Could it be that he broke your tattoo?"

"Come on, take off your clothes and show us. You are my general, and Feng Xiao is also my right-hand man. It's not easy for you two to pinch me."

"Give me a face, I'll tell right from wrong, what do you think?"

After Cao Cao finished speaking, he stretched out his hand towards Cheng Yu's clothes, trying to lift his back.

Cheng Yu dodged in horror!

"My lord, don't! Don't come here!"

Seeing him so abnormal, Cao Cao realized that something was wrong, could it be... the tattoo is ugly?

Otherwise, how could the stable Cheng Yu be so furious?

Cao Cao's smile gradually changed...

"Jie Jie Jie! Don't want anything? Can you make it clear? The more you do this, the more excited I am!"

"Come here! Take his clothes off for me, I want to see what the tattoo is!"

Lu Bu Wang Yue Dian Wei Zhao Yun Xu Chu rushed forward...

After seeing the tattoo on Cheng Yu's back, everyone fell silent, and then their faces gradually turned red, and their bodies began to tremble...

This is full of laughter!

Cheng Yu crouched on the ground and wept uncontrollably, he really wanted to die right now...

Is this... the feeling of social death?

"Have you seen it? Are you satisfied? This horse is not as ruthless as he treats prisoners!"

"My back is full of words, thanks to the fact that I just want to tattoo the loyalty and dedication to the country. If I say a tattoo of moral tendons, will he have to tattoo all my arms and legs?"

Looking at Cheng Yu who was crying like a boudoir, the corners of Cao Cao's mouth twitched, trying to hold back a smile like everyone else.

"Cough! Zhongde, don't cry, this service is really not authentic, if you feel unhappy, you can give him a few more punches!"

Cao Cao laughed.

Tai Shici also opened his mouth to agree, nodding his head from time to time, as if he was examining something.

"But... he really has the right tattoo, this is loyal to serve the country! It's very beautiful, and I don't need to read the music score when I play in the future, just look at your back... Puff!"

Cao Cao, Tai Shici and others couldn't help laughing, but immediately covered their mouths.

Laughing at this time undoubtedly hit Cheng Yu very hard!

"That... we are professionally trained, and generally we don't laugh, unless... we really can't help it!"

"Pfft ha ha ha..."

Everyone laughed heartily, out of control.

Cheng Yu's eyes were empty, tears streaming down his face.

Cao Cao was out of breath from laughing. He felt that if he didn't make up for Cheng Yu's hurt, he might run away.

"Pfft... Well, I've seen your loyalty, how about I... I'll give you a promotion?"

Chapter 899

After hearing Cao Cao's promotion, Cheng Yu got some comfort.

He turned his head and stared at Guo Jia viciously: "I'll beat you up next time if I get in a hurry!"

Facing Cheng Yu's threat, Guo Jia shrank his neck, a little scared.

He felt that his little heart was a little uncomfortable, and urgently needed the girl from Jiangnan to vent for him to comfort his injured heart.

"Wen Yuan, are there any prostitutes here?"

"I've always heard that there is a girl from the south of the Yangtze River, Shui Ling, please send someone to take me to find a girl for fun!"

"As long as I am satisfied, my brother will be grateful! In the future, my Guo's Huangshu Company will let you be a vvip, what do you think?"

Looking at Guo Jia's bruised nose, swollen face, and bloody mouth and nose, Zhang Liao couldn't help shaking his eyes.

"Feng Xiao, you're about to be beaten and disabled, you still think about the girl?"

"I suggest you stop looking at the girl, and go to the doctor! Although the girl is good, don't be greedy!"

Hearing this, everyone showed strange eyes, expressing their contempt for Guo Jia, a lustful and hungry ghost!

Guo Jia waved his hand indifferently: "My dog ​​thief master wrote a sentence in "Yuanyi Chunqiu", I think it makes sense!"

"Even if only my fingers can move, I can't stop my research on black holes - Stephen Hawking"

"That guy named Hawking is already the goal of my study. I heard from Yuan Yi that that guy is paralyzed, and he is so persistent in his dreams. How can I, a good boy, not insist?"

Crowd: ...

Hearing this, Cheng Yu couldn't help sneering.

"It's all beaten up by me, are you sure you can still do it?"

Right now, Guo Jia has almost half his life left, and his condition looks extremely bad.

He was not strong at all, so everyone had to doubt his ability.

"Hmph! How can a man say no? Even if it's really impossible, it's okay to put a chopstick in it."

"Wen Yuan, send someone to take me to look for it, immediately!"

Guo Jia straightened her waist and said loudly, her face full of stubbornness.

Zhang Liao was helpless, unable to stand up to the opponent's stalking, so he could only send a soldier to lead Guo Jia to find flowers and ask Liu.

"Brothers, I'm leaving! I'm going to learn the beauty of brothels from Master Guan Zhong."

Guo Jia waved his hand. The founder of the brothel is Guan Zhong, a great man.

He is so awesome and still enters the brothel, so what's wrong with Guo Jijiu going to be unrestrained and unrestrained?

This is a tribute to the elders!

Xia Houzhe shook his head: "Feng Xiao is good everywhere, except for the shortcomings, he has all the advantages."

"Let's go, let's go and see that kid Liuzan. If you can accept him, he will definitely be able to attack the city and defend one side in the future!"

Under Xia Houzhe's call, a group of people walked towards the cell.

The environment in the cell is not very good, it can be said that it is dirty and smelly.

There are not only criminals but also captives inside, but some people are so different, just like Liuzan.

Compared with other prisoners who yelled curses from time to time, or cried and begged for mercy, he did not change his expression and was not at all depressed.

A person squatted in the corner, Yili sang a song in his mouth.

Looking at the praise that although the hair was disheveled, the demeanor was not messed up, Cao Cao nodded in satisfaction.

While Cao Cao was looking at Liu Zan, the other party was also looking at him.

Seeing Cao Cao approaching, Liu Zan's eyes gleamed fiercely, as if... wanting a one-hit kill.

Cao Cao waved his hand and gave Dian Wei a wink: "Come on, open the cell!"

"okay!"

Dian Wei understood, responded, stretched out his hand to grab the iron rod of the cell, and pulled it hard...

The entire prison door was broken down by him!

This is Cao Cao wanting to show his muscles to Liu Zan, trying to frighten him.

Dian Wei has been with Cao Cao and the others for so long, he knows what to fart when Cao Cao raises his butt.

Seeing such a simple and rude way to open the door, Liu Zan stepped back and gasped!

He hurriedly concealed the killing intent in his heart, for fear of being torn apart by the brutal Dian Wei.

It's cool for him to leave praises, but he's not stupid.

"Leave praise?" Cao Cao shouted expressionlessly.

The other party nodded, and said neither humble nor overbearing: "What's the matter? Now you are a knife and I am a fish. If you want to kill, you have to cut it!"

Cao Cao didn't get angry when he left praise like a stubborn donkey, but chuckled lightly.

"Hehe, you have a personality! I am Cao Cao, Duke of Wei. According to my generals, you are very capable?"

"I, Cao Cao, have always loved talents. I don't know... are you willing to work for me? As long as you are loyal, you will be indispensable to prosperity and wealth!"

Facing Cao Cao's surrender, Liu Zan gave him a disdainful look, and sat on the ground without saying a word.

The look of contempt made Cao Cao displeased. Now that he was in this position, who would dare to look at him like that except his younger brother?

This young man really doesn't know how to be flattering, no matter how many people want to enter his camp, he has no chance, but he has the opportunity but doesn't seize it.

Cao Cao frowned. He was tired from the journey, and he didn't want to waste too much time in Liuzan, even if the opponent was a first-class general.

"Forget it, let's chop it up with a knife! Brother, let's study how to deal with Zhou Yu before we can get down to business!"

Xia Houzhe shook his feather fan lightly and patted Cao Cao on the shoulder.

"Leave it to me, let me try first, what if he is made to succumb again? There is no hard bone in the world, but the means are not ruthless enough."

After finishing speaking, Xia Houzhe walked up to Liu Zan and looked him up and down.

He knew that a tough guy like Liuzan, who could cut off his tendons and heal his own injuries, was the least afraid of death.

So I can only make him panic and succumb from other aspects!

If he can be dealt with, perhaps... he and Tai Shici can be turned into Cao Ying's 'Heng Ha' two generals!

It's even possible to come to rap and make a group debut, anyway, they both love to sing.

Every time a rap comes before a battle, can't it boost morale?

"You have a stubborn temper? I heard you liked to sing a song before going to war?"

"It just so happens that I have a general in Cao Ying who has the same habit as you. You two must have a common language. How about...you two know each other?"

"Oh, by the way, he has a little problem. He likes Longyang... But it's not harmful. Who doesn't have a defect? ​​I hope you don't mind."

Xia Houzhe patted Wang Yue and Tai Shici beside him, gave them a sinister look, then turned around and walked outside.

The two immediately understood each other, and the expressions on the corners of their mouths gradually became lewd as they looked at each other.

With a backhand flick, a whip came out of nowhere.

Holding weapons in their hands, the two kept scanning Liuzan with extremely aggressive gazes, their expressions extremely 'charming'.

Feeling the gaze of the two, Liu Zan felt that there was no secret in his whole body.

And...he seems to have heard those two perverts talking, so perky, so round, so tender...

Looking at the two people who kept approaching, he thought of Xia Houzhe's words before he left.

Liu Zan, who had never changed color in the face of death, became panicked.

"You... what are you doing?"

"Yes! Of course! Otherwise, what are we staying here for? Chatting?"

"That's right, after finally finding someone who likes to sing before the battle, how can we not have a good chat?"

"Come on... I, Tai Shici, will teach you how to sing! Sigh~ Hehehehe..."

Tai Shici's expression was extremely unrestrained!

In order to complete his teacher's task, he was going all out.

Looking at the appearance and attitude of the two, Liu Zan turned pale.

Especially after feeling the aura of the two of them, he became even more desperate.

The whole person shrank into a corner, trembling crazily.

"No... don't come here! You two masters, you don't want Jiang Zi!"

"I don't want to know you! Even if I enter Cao Ying, I don't want to go through the back door!"

"And... I'm a dry general, it won't work! Why don't you sit down and talk about it?"