Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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He felt that he would definitely make a lot of money, and that rich businessman official would definitely come to experience it.

Play twenty people at a time, and give ten gold to each person, which is two hundred gold!

24 hours a day, the result is 4800 gold, which is a huge profit!

Cao Cao was so excited that he could already imagine the scene of countless money pouring towards him.

At this moment, a heart-piercing roar came from the side.

"My lord! Don't shake! Please don't shake, I'm panicking!"

"I want to go down, I want to go down! Help!"

Chapter 857 Air Force Commander, Cheng Yu

Everyone followed the voice and saw Xu Chu crouching in the corner trembling, with horror written all over his face!

Facing thousands of troops and horses, he didn't change his face, but... his face was pale.

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and their eyes gradually became playful.

Guo Jia's counselors laughed treacherously, their eyeballs rolling around, not knowing what bad idea they were planning.

"Hubi, you're not afraid of heights, are you?"

"No... I don't know! Anyway, when I looked down, I felt weak and frightened, and my legs couldn't stop shaking."

"When you move the basket, it shakes, and so does my heart! Can we... go back?"

Xu Chu grabbed the rattan basket in horror, fearing that he would fall.

Seeing Xu Chu's uncontrollable appearance, they all understood that he was really afraid of heights.

Guo Jia, Xun Yu and the others looked at each other, then laughed sinisterly, and made a jerk sound from their mouths.

They couldn't beat Xu Chu on the ground, they were bullied all the time, and now they are in the sky... I'm afraid they can find some status in the world.

They want Xu Chu to know how dangerous society is.

"It's boring to sit in a hot air balloon. I just have nothing to do. Let's... dance around?"

After finishing speaking, they jumped, danced and sang with the mummy Pang Tong and the dog in the basket.

"The boundless sky is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills..."

……

Xun Yu, Guo Jia, Pang Tong danced passionately, and the rattan basket was swayed by them!

Xu Chu's face turned even paler, and a terrified roar came out of his mouth.

"Fucking shit! Guo Fengxiao, you guys are finished! Don't wait for me to go to the ground, or I will give you a physical supernatural power!"

Pang Tong was a little afraid of the threat and stopped.

But Guo Jia and Xun Yu were crazy to die.

"Hey, we are training your courage. Since you are afraid, you have to face it bravely, so that you can adapt!"

"Look at us, no matter how high we fly, we are calm and composed. What is this called? This is called tolerance!"

The two shook their robes, their long hair fluttered with the wind, and they looked aggressive.

But at this moment, Cao Ang looked at the hot air balloon drifting farther and farther away, and opened his mouth weakly.

"Then...then what...Uncle Yuanyi, I forgot to attach the safety rope to this hot air balloon, so it's not a big problem, is it?"

"We shouldn't be killed from these thousands of meters, right?"

As soon as these words came out, the air seemed to freeze, and the noisy Guo Jia and the others became dumb for an instant...

That smug face lost its color after 0.1 second, and it was whiter than a corpse that had been dead for three days...

……

"What? You said you didn't tie the safety rope? The safety rope that fixed the hot air balloon and helped it land?"

Xia Houzhe shouted in surprise.

Cao Ang nodded innocently.

"Ang! I wanted to remind you guys, but my father didn't let me speak casually, so..."

puff…

Cao Cao was so angry that he almost spat out blood.

I can't wait to throw a high-altitude parabolic in the sky and completely throw Cao Ang down.

"What the hell...you don't talk when you should talk, and you twitter when you shouldn't talk! How did I give birth to a son like you?"

"Brother, can we not land without the safety rope?"

Xia Houzhe sighed sadly, then nodded again.

"That's right, we'll fall when the gas burns out"

Seeing this posture, everyone immediately lost their strength and sat paralyzed in the rattan basket.

Guo Jia and Xun Yu were no longer interested in mocking Xu Chu.

"Heaven is jealous of talents! Why did I, Guo Jia, die here? I still have a lot of time to be happy!"

Guo Jia wailed.

Xun Yu gave him a blank look.

"Okay, don't talk about it! I just raised a concubine outside, and I haven't had time to enjoy it a few times, and I'm going to die... Sigh!"

"My stick hasn't been ground into a toothpick yet, why did this happen?"

Everyone looked sad and hopeless.

Cao Cao also blamed himself very much: "It's all my fault for giving birth to such a hairless son who can't do things well."

"If time could come back, I would definitely paste him on the wall, oh..."

Listening to Cao Cao's words, Cao Ang's complexion turned dark...

This is my dear father!

"Just kidding, we can actually land without a rope."

"Are you surprised? Are you happy? Are you surprised?"

Cao Ang winked for a while, seeing them sad and desperate, he felt as if...the big revenge had been avenged.

I feel a little refreshed!

Cao Cao raised his head suddenly, and his anger gauge burst instantly. Regardless of the shaking of the rattan basket, Cao Ang was beaten!

"Surprise you! Let you lie! I have taught you not to lie since you were a child, but you dare not listen? You will be beaten to death!"

"Woooo! Dad, stop hitting me! If I tell the truth, you hit me, and if I tell lies, you hit me. What do you want from me?"

Cao Ang hugged his knees into a ball and kept howling.

After the beating, Cao Cao felt much more comfortable.

Xia Houzhe also asked Cao Chun to start turning the propellers, preparing to return.

"Brother, it's amazing that this hot air balloon can go up to the sky, but I have a question..."

"This person has three urgencies. If he wants to shit in the sky, what should he do?"

Cao Cao asked curiously, he thought this was a very serious question.

If you suddenly want to shit during the war, you can't do it in the rattan basket, right?

This must not be beaten to death by other soldiers!

Xia Houzhe blinked, and after thinking for a few seconds, he grinned and pointed to the bottom of the rattan basket.

"It's easy to do, just open a gap here, specially for soldiers to go to the latrine, and the feces will fall down the gap."

"Perfectly solved the problem you mentioned! And it won't stink to the brothers."

Hearing this, everyone was taken aback.

There is an image in my mind instantly!

When people were looking up at the hot air balloon, a lump of shit suddenly fell from the sky...

With a smack on the face...

"Damn it! That picture is so beautiful, I can't even imagine it! Would someone who was hit by shit want to die?"

Cao Cao shuddered.

Guo Jia rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

"Perhaps...you don't want to die! Maybe the neighbors in the neighborhood will praise him, saying that this man has shit!"

Seeing Guo Jia's serious look, Cao Cao and Xun Yu looked at each other in blank dismay.

Is this how the dung came from?

"Don't worry, it's already frozen into ice cubes when it falls from a high altitude. If it doesn't stick to the face, it will only kill people."

"So shit in the sky, you have to choose a good place, not a place with a lot of population."

Xia Houzhe said with disgust.

It reminded me of a news article I had seen before. A man picked up a lump of ice with foreign objects in it.

He thought it was a rare treasure, so he picked it up and put it in the refrigerator, taking it out every day to lick the ice.

After licking it, I actually felt refreshed. I mistakenly thought that licking this thing often would make me live longer, so I kept it for many years.

As a result, experts heard the news and came to appraise it...it was the excrement that fell from the plane...

Thinking of this situation, Xia Houzhe couldn't help singing.

"You're like something from outside the sky, you can't wish for it..."

"vomit…"

Xia Houzhe retched a few times, and quickly shook his head to forget the scene.

"Old Cao, have you figured out who the commander of the air force is? You must find someone who is not afraid of heights and calm, don't be like a bully."

Hearing this, Cao Cao frowned and fell into thought.

He was choosing the generals under his command in his mind.

Half a minute later, Cao Cao raised his head with a smile, and stretched out his hand to point to the side.

"Yes! I have a suitable candidate! That is... Cheng Yu!"

Feeling Cao Cao's appreciation, Cheng Yu was stunned, and pointed at himself in disbelief.

"Hey? Me? I'm on a horse... My lord, do you have any humanity?"

"Not only do I have to work five jobs, but I have to bring you the Air Force? Can't you sympathize with the elderly?"

Facing Cheng Yu's resistance, Cao Cao patted him on the shoulder solemnly.

"Ah Zhongde! My lord, I have high hopes for you! You see... under my intensive training, you have successfully mastered horse warfare, knife warfare, field warfare, tunnel warfare, forest warfare, water warfare and siege warfare! "

"If you learn air combat again, wouldn't you be the most versatile general in history? Maybe future generations will use you as an example!"

"Look again, Confucius was able to create a genre and be remembered by the world just because he knew the six arts of a gentleman. Look at you, aren't you much better than him?"

Cao Cao was crazily drinking chicken soup. He knew that Cheng Yu's idol was Confucius, so he could motivate him by saying this.

As expected, Cheng Yu immediately became excited when he heard it!

There is only one voice left in my mind, learning air combat can surpass Confucius, and then go down in history!

This honor really made Cheng Yu lose himself a bit, and even the calm expression on his face gradually became lewd and perverted.

Chapter 858 The Imperial Examination System, Solving the Monopoly of Aristocratic Talents

"Hey hey hey! Good! My lord, I will be the commander of the air force!"