Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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"To be honest... I also met a woman I like in the city these two days. I have a good relationship with her, and we hit it off!"

Hearing this, everyone became interested in it one after another, and their hearts of gossip burst.

"What about the girl? Why didn't I see you bring it?"

Guo Jia spread her hands helplessly: "I want to too, but her family doesn't agree!"

Guo Jia was very indignant, paused and continued.

"Especially her husband! The horse rider threatened to beat me!"

Seeing Guo Jia's indignant look, everyone narrowed their eyes and raised their middle fingers.

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Only Cao Cao... his eyes flickered for a while, and he patted Guo Jia's shoulder vigorously.

"Those who know me are filial piety!"

Chapter 831 Brother, we won't drink urine, will we?

Cao Cao and Guo Jia looked at each other with a smile, and their friendship was blooming, after all, they were all like-minded people!

Seeing the cheapness of the two, the corners of Xia Houzhe's mouth twitched.

"Young people read more and less pretentiously. You have time to brag, why don't you read more books and learn more words? If you continue to paddle like this, you will really be useless!"

"I don't know, who did you learn from, every day you don't do your job properly, you just brag, alas..."

Xia Houzhe sighed for a while.

Guo Jia, Cao Cao and others were speechless, who did you learn from?

"I, Guo Jia, am a ghost, the top talent in the big man, I don't need to study anymore!"

"And I, the originator of the yellow book, and the position of Jijiu, no one can move, who can compare to me?"

Guo Jia patted her chest proudly.

It only took him more than ten years from childhood to adulthood, and he managed things that others could never learn in a lifetime.

These words attracted a group of people to echo, Cheng Yu, Xun Yu, Lu Su and others spoke up one after another, and even Cao Cao nodded.

"Feng Xiao is right. Geniuses don't need to study all the time, just look at it once in a while."

"That's right, we are already big bosses at the ceiling level. If we work harder...will others still be alive?"

"What's more... After reading thousands of books, what characters in the world do we not know? Even the Xiahou style you created yourself, we all know it."

Everyone straightened their chests, winking and smiling.

The corner of Xia Houzhe's mouth curled up, suddenly becoming extremely playful.

"Oh? You even know my characters? Come on, read what is this in my hand?"

Xia Houzhe pulled out his backhand and threw out a piece of paper.

There are some crooked characters written on the paper.

'Eat feces, 圵皯, 穬砉, 揯敳, 缂, 寚鰰, 殸朤, 兂盦, 茻悥, 噷儑, 婈夆, 嶭乣...'

Looking at the pile of words in his hand, everyone opened their mouths but didn't say a word.

This riding horse is indeed unfamiliar, and I really don't know it.

Guo Jia smiled awkwardly: "If I say... I know half or a paragraph of every word, does it count?"

Xia Houzhe smiled contemptuously, his eyes made Guo Jia and others a little ashamed.

"Hehehe, are you still bragging to me? Did you find that you can do nothing but 'eat shit'?"

Everyone retreated tactically and fell into a life of doubt.

I just think what Xia Houzhe said is reasonable.

What the hell, they really only know the word eating shit...

Cao Cao felt that he couldn't hold back his face. After all, he was an author who had written military books, but he didn't know a few words in this area?

Do you want to save face by spreading the word?

So he coughed and quickly changed the subject.

"My dear brother, we didn't ask you to learn how to read. Have you finished the things you promised us to do a few days ago?"

"Urgent! The weather is so snowy, I don't know when we will be able to fight."

Hearing the question, Xia Houzhe lit a pot of fire in the yard, and everyone gathered around to roast.

Seeing them staring at him eagerly, Xia Houzhe chuckled, and took out a lot of transparent glass jars that had already been made from the system.

The jar is not big and not special.

It contained only a pound of yellow liquid.

Xia Houzhe put the jar on the stone table next to it, and everyone immediately surrounded it.

"Son-in-law, what are you talking about...is that the thing?"

The corners of Lu Bu's eyes trembled, and he pointed at the can in doubt.

Xia Houzhe nodded resolutely: "That's right! That's it, even though it's a small can, it's very effective!"

"One bottle of refreshment, two bottles of never tired, three bottles of immortality!"

"In order to make it, my mother-in-law and I stayed up for several days before extracting suitable ingredients! I dare say that no one in the world has ever drunk this stuff!"

Hearing this, look at the item in front of you again.

Everyone's eyes widened in disbelief, and they all sighed with their hands on their foreheads, the disappointment in their eyes was hard to hide.

Yellow liquid...stayed up all night...extracted material...no one ever drank it.

Combining these key words, they collectively had an epiphany!

"Oh...son-in-law, you... have you been getting angry recently?"

Lu Bu frowned, pinched his nose and said with some disgust.

Xia Houzhe didn't understand why, so he was very confused.

"No, Lao Lu, why do you suddenly care about my body? I don't get angry, everything is normal."

Lu Bu suddenly realized and pointed to the room.

"Then Miss Huang, she... got angry? It's so serious, it's a disease, and it needs to be cured!"

Xia Houzhe waved his hand: "She's normal too, what's the matter with you? Why do you feel... the atmosphere is a bit weird?"

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, you pushed me and you pushed you, and finally Cao Cao stood up.

"Brother, to be honest...no one dares to drink your stuff! We... are afraid of showing off!"

"Why don't you ask Wenzihe, Ji Ling and Yide, maybe they have the courage."

Hearing this, coupled with their weird and disgusted eyes.

Xia Houzhe suddenly came to his senses, and immediately began to curse.

"Damn! Don't you think that this is the urine I've been holding back for a few days?"

"Don't worry, this is not my urine! It's very clean!"

Hearing this, everyone's brows did not stretch a little, but they all looked at the red rabbit in the stable...

Its meaning is self-evident.

Xia Houzhe was speechless, he finally understood why everyone was so weird.

"A horse! It's not horse urine! I call this thing a scalper!"

"It's a vitamin functional drink, which can refresh people immediately and replenish their physical strength! If you don't believe me, let me drink it for you, it's delicious!"

No matter how he explained it, everyone just didn't believe it.

In desperation, Xia Houzhe had no choice but to open the lid, and gulped the yellow-orange liquid into his mouth.

There was also a look of comfort and enjoyment on his face.

Everyone who watched this was shocked!

"Fuck! Yuan Yi, you are really a werewolf, even more ruthless than a ruthless man!"

"Hiss... We thought that the three brothers Cao Chun and Zhang Fei were awesome enough to eat shit, but we didn't expect you to have a bad taste! You actually drink urine?"

Guo Jia and Cheng Yu barked the loudest.

Ji Ling, Cao Chun, and Zhang Fei's eyes were shining brightly, they just felt that they swore too fast, and if they were a little later, they might be able to pull Zhou Tai, Xia Houzhe into the group together.

Xia Houzhe hiccupped after drinking, and when he saw everyone took a step back, he felt very hurt inside.

So evil came from the gallbladder, and with lightning speed, he opened a bottle, held down Guo Jia, and poured it down.

Guo Jia was shocked and couldn't break free, making struggling noises all the time.

"Woo! Woo! Huh? Uh... gurgling..."

A series of voices showed the change in his heart.

When he finished drinking a can, Guo Jia stretched out his hand again.

"Yuanyi, have some more! Your urine... it tastes sweet and sour, but it doesn't taste bad at all. It's quite delicious! It's just that the temperature is too low, and it makes your mouth ice cold."

When everyone heard the words, they all took a deep breath, and their expressions were extremely complicated.

Cao Ying added another heavy flavor...

Xia Houzhe kicked up and cursed angrily:

"Piss you! This is a drink, sweet and sour because I added icing sugar and apple juice and taurine!"

"Made, it took me a lot of time to get the taurine."

"Feel it again, is your whole person much more energetic now?"

Taurine extraction is very troublesome, even Xia Houzhe finds it cumbersome.

Raw materials such as animal viscera or shellfish need to be cooked, filtered, precipitated, and a series of tedious operations are required to finally extract taurine.

The usable area is also quite large, which can make people feel excited.

Guo Jia frowned, Xia Houzhe didn't mention that he hadn't found out yet.

But being mentioned in this way, he felt physical and mental changes.

"Don't tell me, you're really refreshed!"

"I stayed up all night doing comics last night. I was very tired at first, but after drinking your scalper, I really feel refreshed!"

"In the future, I will stay up late and have this baby, so I won't feel tired! It's much better than that refreshing tea."

Seeing Guo Jia's demeanor, Cao Cao and the others all looked at each other in dismay.

"Feng Xiao, you didn't step on the horse because you drank the urine yourself, and you just wanted to act to trick us into drinking the urine with you?"

Seeing that everyone didn't trust him, Guo Jia felt wronged for a while, and immediately pointed his finger at the sky.

"It's not pee, this stuff is delicious and really refreshing!"

"I'll post four! If I tell half a lie, let me... make my penis shorter by three inches!"

Hearing this, everyone gasped and gave thumbs up.

"It's so big? If it's really three inches short, how much do you owe God?"

Guo Jia clenched his fists and rattled: ...

Chapter 832

Seeing that Guo Jia's face darkened, everyone stopped teasing him.

Instead, he took the scalper drink that was about to be frozen by the cold wind, opened it and drank it.

I don't know if I don't drink it, but everyone falls in love with this sweet and sour taste after drinking it.