Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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Xia Houzhe smiled unscrupulously. What he has to do now is to let the bullets fly for a while.

Go in and pick up the corpse later...

"Son-in-law, what are you doing? You're smiling so sinisterly!"

Ding was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help asking.

Xia Houzhe patiently explained it to the two mothers-in-law, then went back to the secret room and eavesdropped against the iron door.

There was a lot of noise inside!

"Oh, this kid Yuan Yi is frizzy, why don't we eat a bite first? We'll eat the rest when he comes?"

Cao Cao sighed a long time, and clearly agreed to eat together, but the other party shut himself out.

This made him eat, and he felt a sense of guilt in his heart.

"Yuanyi specially told us to come over to eat delicious food, but we didn't wait for him. Would it be unreasonable?"

Cheng Yu said with a frown.

Lu Bu and Zhao Yun looked at each other and shook their heads.

"No way! You are treating yourself as an outsider. Look at Fengxiao and the others, who feels guilty?"

"In our opinion, it's over after eating!"

As soon as the words fell, they heard a creaking sound.

Cao Chun was already squatting in the corner, opened a can of herring a little bit, and dipped his fingers in a little bit of can juice.

Cao Chun put his finger in front of his nose and sniffed, his eyes lit up instantly, intoxicated.

She also closed the can very preciously, as if she was reluctant to eat it.

"It smells so good! Come on, brothers, smell my hand!"

Cao Chun stretched out his index finger and put it under Cao Cao's nose.

A stench came into Cao Cao's nose, causing Cao Cao to retch.

"Ouch! Cao Zihe! Did you dig your asshole with your fingers?"

"Ouch... don't take me to me! Go back to your corner!"

Cao Cao was furious, and he, who already had a bad appetite, became even more uncomfortable.

If the gate hadn't been closed, he would definitely have kicked Cao Chun out.

Cao Chun looked innocent: "No! It smells like canned food! Don't you think it's delicious?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone's heart skipped a beat.

can?How does this smell worse than shit?

Could it be... the smell is all in it?This is in the Chamber of Secrets again...

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, thinking of an extremely terrifying scene.

This is no longer flying in the air, but frying a frying pan in hell!

"Wait, could this be... the same as stinky tofu, which smells extremely stinky and tastes delicious and exciting?"

"After all, my son-in-law, he has made several smelly and delicious things, such as snail powder, stinky tofu and durian."

Cao Cao said suspiciously,

Everyone's eyes lit up, and they couldn't help but look at the can in their hands.

"How about... let's try to open it together? Since Yuan Yi told us to open it together, we have to trust him!"

"That's right! We are all brothers. He is so confiding to us. If we don't even believe in brothers, what kind of brotherhood are we talking about?"

Thinking of Xia Houzhe's kindness and generosity, everyone made up their minds.

Everyone held the can in their hands and started to open the can.

"I count three two one, everyone together!"

"Opened!"

Cao Cao roared, and everyone pulled off the lid of the herring can.

Suddenly, an extreme stench floated out from the can, filling the entire secret room.

Fishy...smelly...disgusting!Smells worse than a dead mouse!Words cannot describe it.

Looking at the white fish in the can, I smell this smell again.

Everyone turned pale, and couldn't help retching, even a fierce man like Lu Bu couldn't hold it back.

A group of people's tears were smelled out, and they felt as if they had fallen into a septic tank.

"Ugh~ what... what is this? It smells worse than shit!"

"The one on the horse... Is this the biochemical weapon that Yuan Yi said? Ugh..."

Only Cao Chun greedily breathed the air like a human air purifier!

"Smell! It smells so good! Yuan Yi is a great guy! I love him so much! I want to give birth to a monkey for him!"

"Come on, let's eat! It must be as delicious as stinky tofu."

Cao Chun picked up a fish, put it into his mouth decisively, and immediately showed an expression of enjoyment.

"It's delicious! It's delicious! I didn't lie to you, this stuff smells better than stinky tofu!"

Everyone looked at Cao Chun's appearance, and then at the fish in his hand.

After hesitating for a few seconds, they pinched their noses uniformly.

He picked up a fish and stuffed it into his mouth as if he was dead.

At this moment... the air froze.

Everyone's faces turned from white to red, red to green, and their blood bars immediately emptied.

Wow, even the breakfast I ate in the morning vomited.

In the secret room, no matter if they were heroes or unparalleled ghosts, they all knelt on the ground and vomited wildly.

"Uh... stinky tofu smells stinky and tastes delicious, this shit canned herring smells stinky, and it tastes even more stinky!"

All of a sudden, there were all kinds of stench in the secret room.

Seeing the food scraps spit out by the brother opposite, coupled with the stench of canned food, everyone felt extremely disgusted.

Vomiting more fiercely!As if the intestines were about to vomit out.

At this moment they understood... they were tricked by Xia Houzhe, no wonder he didn't come in.

It turned out that it wasn't a mistake due to excitement, but a specially dug hole...

But they jumped into the pit by themselves, buried themselves, and planted a monument for themselves, and they were grateful to Xia Houzhe when it was over...

"Let...let us vomit...get out! vomit..."

Cao Cao slammed on the iron gate in despair, shouting and vomiting.

After decades of fighting, there has never been a day as painful as today, as if being choked by death.

Even breathing... has become frightening.

Xia Houzhe outside was already out of breath from laughing.

【Hahaha!Young master, I will wipe you all out with one wave! 】

[This biochemical weapon is a cow! 】

Hearing Xia Houzhe's voice, Cao Cao rolled his eyes angrily, and passed out.

After he fainted, everyone simply fell to the ground with a plop.

Cao Ying was almost wiped out, only Cao Chun was left eating canned food, unaffected in the slightest.

Chapter 768 On the eve of the war, the Jie Cao becomes a tank

Half an hour later, Xia Houzhe called Dian Wei.

Wearing gas masks and gas-tight gas-tight suits, the two rushed into the secret room carrying a stretcher.

In the secret room, there are piles of people lying here and there, and there is a lot of vomit on the ground.

Only Cao Chun, an alternative, can not be affected.

Holding a pile of canned herring and hiding in the corner, I was very satisfied and ate.

Seeing that the secret room door was opened, Cao Chun immediately grinned.

"Yuanyi! Thank you for the canned herring, I like it very much!"

"I've never had such a comfortable meal! Hiccup~ I'm so satisfied! You are my best brother, Cao Chun!"

Cao Chun immediately tiptoed to avoid the vomit, rushed up and gave Xia Houzhe a big hug.

Xia Houzhe blinked: "I'm dressed like this, how can you still recognize me?"

Cao Chun waved his hand and flattered him gratefully.

"You are so handsome, I can recognize you even if it turns into ashes!"

In a word, Xia Houzhe laughed so hard that even the gas mask made an expression.

"Oh ho ho ho! You have good eyesight! If you want to eat canned food in the future, you can just open your mouth and take care of it!"

Cao Chun is overjoyed!

I couldn't help but praise myself for my wisdom.

As long as the thighs are well hugged, are you afraid that there will be no delicious food?

With the help of Cao Chun, a group of important officials in Cao Ying were carried to the yard and placed there.

Afraid that they would catch a cold, Xia Houzhe thoughtfully covered them with a white cloth.

The picture is a little scary, almost like a morgue.

The stimulation of fresh air made everyone wake up faintly.

A group of people looked at Xia Houzhe's triumphant appearance, and they lost all strength to stand up.

"Brother...you have been tricked so badly this time! That shit canned herring is worse than shit!"

"There are so many heroes of our time, but you have knocked them all down with one dish! You are really the number one god of war in the big man!"

Cao Cao looked at him resentfully.

Cao Cao's words immediately attracted a group of people to agree.

"That's right! Shit smells ten times and a hundred times better than it! I've never eaten such a disgusting thing!"

"Steamer, I'm anxious for anyone who will carry canned food to me in the future! I don't even want to eat fish in this life!"

Guo Jia and the others had indignation on their weak faces.

Xia Houzhe squinted his eyes and looked at the few people playfully.

"So... have you guys eaten shit? Otherwise, why are you so knowledgeable?"

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Lu Bu sighed: "I don't know what is the meaning of this kind of food in the world!"

"I know! Because... people can't just eat shit, can they?"

Cao Chun laughed naively.

Everyone took a deep breath, unable to express themselves.

"Come... come, someone! Escort us and go home!"

Cao Cao beckoned, and guards came in immediately, and carried Cao Cao, the captain of the guard Xu Chu and others back to their respective homes.

After this fight, Cao Cao and others never came to Xia Houzhe's house for a meal.

Even when they heard the name fish, they were terrified from the bottom of their hearts.