Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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I can't wait to have a loving sex right now to express the touch and love in their hearts!

A strong sense of happiness fills them up, and they will have no regrets in this life to be able to marry such a romantic and caring man!

Xia Houzhe, who has always been very salty, is willing to spend more than ten days in the laboratory making fireworks for them. How rare is this?

This... not only fireworks, but also his love for his woman!

Not only the brides, but also Cao Ying brothers were watching, even civil and military officials, and the people in the city were watching this scene on the street!

Today, the governor got married and entered the bridal chamber, but there was such a scene, thunder and colored lightning roared continuously from the sky.

The people were shocked!

The neighbors in the village are all talking about it.

"What... what's going on? Is God angry?"

"You fart! Master Xiahou got married today, it was a gift from God! Master Xiahou is a kind fairy, and today I got his wedding candy and red envelope! How could it make God angry?"

"This is auspiciousness! Auspiciousness descended from heaven! I never thought we could see such beautiful scenery in our lifetime!"

"Speaking of auspiciousness, Master Xiahou and Prime Minister Cao are our auspiciousness! Without them, we would have starved to death! How could we live so peacefully?"

The common people spread the word ten to ten, and God sent auspicious omens to celebrate the governor's wedding. It spread all over Chenliu overnight, and it continued to spread to Yanzhou, Yuzhou, Xuzhou, and Jizhou!

The gods passed on by the people are amazing!

This further confirms Xia Houzhe's reputation as an immortal.

So much so that later, many people even carved a statue of Xia Houzhe with wood for their own homes!Get up and pray every day!

At the same time, Xun Yu also recorded all this!

Isn't this just a gimmick, a hot spot?

"Inspector Xia Houzhe married the prime minister and the daughters of all the generals, and received the blessings of heaven and auspiciousness!"It is enough to prove that the prime minister and the governor are favored by heaven! '

Done... the road widened again!

Satisfied, Xun Yu stuffed the little book into his arms!

After a round of fireworks, all the guests were dumbfounded, feeling a little unfinished!

This is the best wedding banquet they have ever attended, and the gift money of several hundred gold is worth it!

"Yuanyi! Look... Those boxes are not shooting, what's going on?"

Cao Chun pointed to the fireworks barrel that was smoking but not moving.

Xia Houzhe smiled faintly: "It's over! There's still some left over there, who will help light it up? I just want to be with my mother-in-law!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was boiling, and they all started fighting for each other.

In their eyes, this is comparable to a fetish from the sky, which can arouse thunder from the nine heavens!

If they ordered it with their own hands, wouldn't that mean they summoned the divine thunder?

"I'll go! I'll go! I, Guo Jia, are reliable!"

"You fart! I, Zhang Liao, are reliable! People gave me the nickname Zhang Robin!"

"Fuck off, I, Cheng Yu, am a strong literati, and I always advocate calmness! Let me do it! If you dare to fight me, I will dare to reason with you!"

Cheng Yu rolled up his sleeves, revealing his majestic muscles.

Zhang Liao was so frightened that he trembled!

Think of him as a military general, but he was raped by a civil servant today!

Everyone is fighting for it!

Even the daughters of Lu Lingqi are very playful.

"Husband~"

The girls hugged Xia Houzhe's arms and acted sweetly!

A woman who can act like a baby is the luckiest, Xia Houzhe's bones are brittle!

"Okay, okay, each of you orders a bucket! Anyway, there are dozens of buckets, enough for everyone to share!"

Xia Houzhe took out a few fire pockets lovingly and handed them to the girls.

This group of brides wore hijabs on their heads, so they took fire folders and started lighting the fire together with the other 12 civil and military generals who won the places by guessing the game!

The fireworks bloomed until almost ten o'clock in the evening, and then it was announced that it was over!

"Okay! It's over! It's getting late, you see... Is it time to go back? I'm going to drive people away!"

Xia Houzhe clapped his hands, hugged left and right and laughed and cursed.

Guo Jia and the others gave a nasty smile: "Don't! We're going to have a bridal chamber! And you don't even want to go into the bridal chamber?"

The so-called but fan poems are poems written on the spot before the bridegroom enters the room!

Show off your talents among your guests!

If you do a good job, you can spread your name around the next day.

Those who do not do well will become a laughing stock!Outsiders will say that the groom has no talent!

"For a fart poem, a spring night is worth a thousand gold, and doing what you love is the right way!"

"Who dares to say that I, Xia Houzhe, is uneducated? Who can surpass my collection of Xia Houzhe's poems? Get the hell out of here! Don't delay my creation of humans!"

Xia Houzhe unceremoniously started blasting people, they are all brothers, so they have nothing to say.

Guo Jia and the others burst out laughing!

"Okay then! Let's go, you are busy! We will bring you whip soup tomorrow!"

Just as everyone was leaving, Cao Chun discovered a detail!

It turns out... one of the barrels of the last batch of fireworks didn't burn!

"Yuanyi! There was a barrel of fireworks in your place that was lit, but it didn't shoot! What's going on?"

Cao Chun pointed to the paper bucket.

Xia Houzhe put his arms around the bride and waved his hands without looking back.

"Squibs, right? Leave it alone, maybe the fuse is broken! Anyway, don't use those kind of fireworks, it's not safe! It's easy to blow up the furnace! If something happens, it's not a story, but an accident!"

Cao Chun blinked, disapproving of his words.

The danger of bullshit, I ordered 99 barrels tonight, and I haven't seen any problems?

There is also a fryer!Fuck that!Are you alchemy?

It must be this kid who searched for it. He was afraid that we would ask him for it, so he specially made an excuse!

snort!

I, Cao Zihe's wise eyes, can you hide them with your little trick?

Cao Chun showed his eyes that see through everything!

"Hey! So, you don't want this bucket anymore?"

"Yes, no more! Throw it away!"

Xia Houzhe responded casually, and entered the bridal chamber with all the girls.

Cao Chun was instantly delighted!

"Hey! Then I'll help you deal with it!"

Hearing this, everyone raised their middle fingers.

"Zihe, you fucking pick up trash? Yuan Yi said it's broken, what did you pick it up for?"

"That's right! It's almost Chinese New Year, so don't make any trouble!"

Chapter 712 Surprise turned into fright, Cao Chun is dead?

"What are you afraid of? What can happen to this thing? Didn't you just let it go? It's always safe!"

"And I, Cao Chun, haven't seen any danger? Aren't I still alive and kicking now?"

"Even among thousands of troops, I feel like I'm in the land of no one, let alone such a small box, it still wants to scare me? Do you think it is Lao Lu?"

Cao Chun pouted.

I leaned over to check the cardboard box and found that there was a small bit of fuse that hadn't burned in.

Suddenly grinned!

He felt that he had missed it!

"In case... I fix the fireworks, I can still show it to my daughter-in-law Dong Bai!"

"At that time, she will definitely praise me as a romantic man! Maybe she will allow me to take a concubine as soon as she is in a good mood!"

Cao Chun is in a great mood!

Grinning his teeth, he carried the paper bucket onto the cargo box of the tricycle, rode up and waved goodbye to everyone!

"Goodbye, brothers! I'm going back to give Xiaobai a surprise! Oh ho ho!"

After finishing speaking, Cao Chun left with a lascivious smile on three rounds.

Seeing this, everyone smiled and shook their heads.

"This kid really dotes on his wife!"

"Can you not spoil him? With his mouth, Dong Bai was already blind at the time to see him!"

"Exactly! It's not easy to find a sincere daughter-in-law. If he doesn't cherish it, he'll have to be a bachelor!"

After chatting for a few words, everyone went home.

Xia Houzhe also entered the bridal chamber, and began to lift the hijab to complete the consummation!

The rocket steps into orbit and starts launching along the orbit!

All the girls were also ready, and staged a scene that angered Zhoushan!

no words all night...

In winter, a breeze blows through the window, bringing a little salty feeling.

Lv Bu Cao Cao and his old father-in-law also hugged their mother-in-law at home, and they didn't have the habit of eavesdropping through the door.

Xiahou Zheming's bridal chamber flowers and candles are on the surface, but he is actually an old husband and wife, and there is nothing good about it!

On the other side, Cao Chun, also humming, happily rode three rounds towards home.

"Pick up your skull, let me see your brain..."

"Xiaobai! Daughter-in-law! Your husband, Xiao Chunchun, is back!"

Before anyone arrives, the sound comes first!

With such a voice, Dong Bai walked out of the room wearing baggy clothes, and gently touched his flat belly with his hands.

"Husband, are you back? There are colorful thunderbolts in the sky tonight, so beautiful! Everyone is rumoring that brother-in-law Yuanyi is auspicious!"

Dong Bai smiled sweetly.

She used to be Lord Weiyang, but now she is only Cao Chun's wife.

However, she is still very satisfied!

Not only does she have a husband who loves her, but she also has a child in her belly!

It was also because she was almost three months pregnant that Dong Bai did not go to the wedding banquet.

In the words of this era, it is not good for the couple if pregnant women attend the wedding.

As Cai Yan's adopted sister, of course she couldn't do such a thing, even if she wanted to participate very much.

"Hey! Why did you come out, mother-in-law? Be careful not to get pregnant!"

Cao Chun ran over with an exaggerated expression, and held Dong Bai's hand in his palm.

Dong Bai rolled his eyes: "It's only been less than three months, what kind of fetal gas is it? I'll be fine even if I do somersaults!"