Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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The current him is not Dian Wei, but the last dance god!

When the soldiers saw Dian Wei, he came out wearing this sexy nurse uniform and black stockings.

They were all dumbfounded, and their jaws dropped in shock!

Even the weapons and shields in his hands fell to the ground with a bang.

"Damn it! Is this General Mad Dog Dian on the battlefield? What kind of shape is this? It's so unique!"

"I'm crazy! He still walks on a catwalk? A big iron tower over two meters, you tell me he can walk on a catwalk? Cough...why did I feel a little excited when I saw it?"

"Yue~ hot eyes! It's too sexy! I can't stand it! Brothers, I'm blind! General Dian actually winked at me! Who said you were excited just now? Don't sleep with us in the future!"

Even Xia Houzhe, Cheng Yu, Jia Xu and others spouted the drink from their mouths in an instant.

"Fuck! Dian Wei... you really changed? What about your face? Why are you really wearing women's clothing?"

Dian Wei squeezed his orchid fingers, and winked at Cheng Yu for a while.

"Women's clothes can only be worn once and countless times! And... today's appearance is not Dian Wei, but... the dancing god Yang Yuhuan!"

"Don't pour dirty water on the hero Dian Wei! Otherwise, I will turn against you!"

When Dian Wei threw a love potion over, everyone's stomachs twitched!

Guo Jia on the tower, watching this scene, instantly felt high!

"Oh! This angle is just right, you don't even need to buy a ticket!"

"I didn't expect to be able to enjoy such an excellent performance today, good!"

"Come here! Take out the paintbrush for me, I, Young Master Guo, want to record it and sell it to Gou or!"

However, the guard beside him didn't move, but pointed down dumbfounded.

"Sir! Wait, look...there...there! Fuck! There are two other weirdos!"

Chapter 662

Hearing the guard's words, Guo Jia looked down, and felt as if he had been struck by lightning!

He opened his mouth, but didn't spit out a single word!

Lu Bu was dressed in a white silk maid outfit. In order to regain the title of dancing god, he was going all out!

How could he be weak when Dian Wei dared to do something?

As for Cao Cao... he was wearing leather shoes in an eastern suit and his hair was loose.

He still holds the Yitian sword as an umbrella in his hand, and exaggerated makeup is painted around the eye sockets.

It's like wearing a pair of dark circles!

There is also a pair of sunglasses pinned to the chest!

He didn't come out, he came out...by moonwalking!

When the waves reached the fire, Cao Cao made a Thomas maneuver, posing and putting on the sunglasses!

Then in that contemptuous tone, he said to Lu Bu Dianwei.

"Michael Jack Cao is here! Yang Yuhuan, Lu Xiaobu! Why don't you two give up quickly?"

"The number one dance master in the world, there can only be one! That is me, Jack Cao!"

He had heard of this name when chatting with Xia Houzhe once.

Dancing and singing are awesome!So he took it to heart.

Dianwei's nurse Yang Yuhuan didn't panic at all, and snorted coldly and twisted her hips!

"It's a joke! I, Yang Yuhuan, can't compete with anyone when it comes to dancing! Last time in the Selling Gold Cave, I won the title of God of Dance against all the heroes. How can you be my opponent?"

Lu Bu waved his hand disdainfully: "It doesn't matter what you say! Let's let the old man Jia Xu and Yuan Yi and Cheng Yu be the judges, and see who can dance better! How dare you two?"

Cao Cao Dian Wei Qiqi responded: "Why don't you dare?"

Xia Houzhe and the others were amazed to see the passionate expressions of the few people!

"This stepping on a horse... is a bit outrageous! I was just joking, but I didn't expect you to jump on it?"

"Where do you put the enemy on the opposite side?"

"Also said that I'm a bastard, and you are even more bastard than me! You can make waves in war!"

Cheng Yu and Jia Xu frowned, with a bitter expression on his face.

"Can the two of us not be judges? We are both very old, so don't make us look hot?"

The three of Cao Cao raised their eyebrows one after another: "No! You deserve it if you don't deserve it! Today we must win or lose! This is the stubbornness of our dancers!"

Cheng Yu and the others looked at each other and sighed!

Looking helplessly at the three foolish people!

One is the most powerful general in the world, the other is a mad dog on the battlefield, and the other is the prime minister with power over the world!

As a result... it looks like a non-human being!

"Then you start, don't delay our fight! Otherwise, Yuan Shao and the others will look at you later, and Cao Ying will lose all face!"

Cheng Yu put his hand on his forehead and said something, his cheeks couldn't help shaking.

Dian Wei took the lead, and with sexy steps, he came to Cheng Yu.

And stretched out his hand to pick Cheng Yu's chin, with an extremely enchanting expression!

That bronze bell-like voice was made into a baby's voice by him.

"My lord, do you want to appreciate the dancing posture of my concubine?"

After finishing speaking, he touched Cheng Yu with his thick black silk legs.

Seeing that Cheng Yu's eyes were empty and he didn't answer, Dian Wei's huge beer belly straightened out, knocking Cheng Yu to the ground, and writhing on his own.

While twisting his mouth, he sang: "Come on, be happy, anyway, I have a lot of time!"

"Come on~ It's uncomfortable~ Anyway, there is a lot of stupidity..."

After a dance, the soldiers applauded loudly, and everyone applauded!

Even the weapons were put down by them!

"Good! Yang Yuhuan's dancing is awesome! That voice and dance are so sexy!"

"That's right! How many times can we see this kind of dance in life?"

The soldiers were excited, this is their general!What are you talking about?

How down-to-earth?

And... so coquettish?

Such a picture, I am afraid that it is rare to see it in a hundred years!

"Haha! Thank you for your support! Yuhuan thank you all here!"

Dian Wei laughed and blew kisses!

Guo Jia on the tower looked excited, and drew phantoms with his hands!Recorded Dian Wei's dancing posture, and the restoration degree was more than 9%!

And as a judge, Cheng Yu has lost his soul, and there is no hope in his eyes anymore!

He swears...he would rather face thousands of troops than dance in front of Dian Wei.

Especially when he was rubbed against by the long black silk legs covered with black hair, he suddenly felt dirty!

"Hey! Old man Cheng, are you giving marks? All the other judges have given marks!"

Dian Wei punched Cheng Yu in dissatisfaction, directly hitting Cheng Yu's chest.

Cheng Yu was punched, blood flowed from his mouth, and he fell to the ground in a daze.

The double blow of spirit and body made him kneel directly.

After living for nearly 50 years, he has never suffered such a crime!

"Cut! Yang Yuhuan, you lost a judge to give you a score, and you will definitely lose!"

"Come here, wake up Cheng Yu for me, and watch me, Lu Xiaobu, dance!"

At Lu Bu's order, several soldiers shook Cheng Yu up.

Cheng Yu was crying. He never thought that he didn't even have the right to faint.

I saw Lu Bu inserting the three-meter-six-meter-long Fang Tian painting halberd into the soil!

The whole person walked over with sexy steps.

"Let me tell you two, I have studied with my two wives in the past few years, and I am no longer the Lu Xiaobu I used to be!"

"Today, I will show you my true strength!"

Lu Bu licked his tongue, his expression was enchanting, and he entered the state instantly.

Holding Fang Tian's painted halberd with both hands to act as a pole, he performed a pole dance. (Image reference Deng Chao)

This explosive scene caused the soldiers to gather around one after another, some even whistling.

"Okay! You danced really well! You are worthy of being the Saint of Western Dance! This time, the title of God of Dance is probably lost!"

The soldiers were all excited. Watching their commander dance was even more exciting than watching a girl dance!

Usually, these commanders are serious and mighty, and their domineering appearance makes them dare not look directly at them!

But right now, they realized that these people who were as fierce as killing machines actually had such...sexy...sides!

In an instant, the soldiers felt cordial!

This is not over yet. After Lu Bu finished the pole dance, he was half squatting again.

Stretching his hands, he began to twist his hips with a charming expression, and the skirt of the maid's dress was swung high by him.

"Come on! Brothers, clean the glass with me!"

Seeing Lu Bu so explosive, the soldiers started booing.

"Mr. Xiahou! Would you like to have a dance too? Look, the two generals are here!"

Xia Houzhe shook his head quickly.

How can this be a show of dancing skills!It's social death!

These three people have social arrogance, incomparable!

"No, no, I'm not as good as them, I'm a judge and can't leave the game!"

Everyone shouted a pity!

"But I can contribute some food, let's eat some! Replenish your strength! It's hard work after burning for a whole day!"

Xia Houzhe threw out a lot of sweet potatoes.

The soldiers took it one by one, poked it with their weapons to the fire and began to roast and eat it.

And he himself... set up a big barbecue grill, ran to the fire and used a long shovel to shovel a lot of coals.

Then I started to put out meat and various vegetables, and started a barbecue!

A group of people is completely ignoring the enemy like a fraternity party.

After Lu Bu left the field, several judges showed their scores mechanically, and Lu Bu nodded in satisfaction.

Immediately afterwards, Cao Cao stepped on the moonwalk and began his performance.

On the other side of the fire, the sight was blocked by the flames.

Yuan Shao and the others couldn't see anything, they all frowned, a little confused.

"What's the situation over there? Why is there such a noise? Have they launched a new operation?"

Zhang He spread his hands.

"The last general doesn't know! It may be to boost morale! I heard them shouting!"

Guo Tu stroked his chin thoughtfully.