Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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Guo Jia spread his hands: "He said he has nothing to do, he went for a walk in the city, and said he wanted to see if there was anyone who needed help!"

Cao Cao nodded and headed towards Liyang Prefect's Mansion with Guo Jiaxi, Cao Chun, Xu Chu and others.

"I'm going to ask him to get a few spare tires and replace the wheels on my Jie Cao!"

"Forget it if you can't find it! Don't care about him, since he's such a big man, he won't lose it!"

A group of people chatted about some strategies for defeating Yuan Shao while walking.

Guo Jia's theory of ten victories and ten defeats put Cao Cao in a good mood!

This scene made Cao Chun yell that he learned it again!And pulled Guo Jia aside.

"Feng Xiao, teach me how you flatter me? It saves me from being scolded by the lord for not being able to speak!"

Guo Jia grinned: "It's okay, it's all brothers! It's just that the sales of my Guo Group have not been very good recently! Especially the newly published series of comic books..."

Cao Chun immediately clapped his hands: "Buy! I'll buy a dozen sets in my own name when I go back! How about it?"

"My little yellow book..."

"Buy! The same dozen volumes!"

Guo Jia immediately beamed with joy, and he was not stingy, and explained to Cao Chun.

"Actually! Flattering is a skill, you have to figure out what the leader thinks!"

"For example, now that we are fighting Yuan Shao with absolute certainty, you have to brag about how good we are and belittle the scum of the enemy!"

Cao Chunmao suddenly understood, and nodded thoughtfully.

"Feng Xiao, what if Yuan Shao is stronger and we are weaker?"

Guo Jia rolled his eyes: "It's hard to say? If we are weak, you have to brag that we are evenly matched with the enemy, and it is even possible to turn defeat into victory, so as to widen the heart of the lord! Give him courage!"

"In case he wins by chance, and a historian asks him, where did you get the courage to fight Yuan Shao? My lord will definitely say, it was the courage given by me, Guo Jia!"

"Look, isn't this flattering all right? Isn't the lord happy?"

After finishing speaking, Guo Jia walked to Cao Cao's side with a smile again, and began to brag with him.

Cao Chun suddenly realized!

To put it bluntly, Cao Cao will be happy only if he blows comfortably!

Praise him, just praise him hard!

After all... man, the pleasure comes quickly!Feel free to say anything!

"Thank you, brother! I, Cao Chun, am enlightened! From now on, my brothers will never say that I have a bad mouth!"

Cao Chun walked in three steps and walked in two steps, walking side by side with Guo Jia, flattering Cao Cao from left to right.

Cao Cao was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear!

Just as they were about to reach the city guard's mansion, they suddenly smelled a tempting fragrance!

This taste whetted their appetites!

"Fuck! What is this smell? It's so fragrant?"

Cao Cao exclaimed.

Xu Chu wrinkled his nose and pointed to the backyard.

"My lord! Judging by the direction of the wind and the smell, that's where the fragrance comes from!"

Guo Jia frowned: "Hubi, do you still have this skill? Smell and direction?"

Xu Chu scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

"We idiots, the smell is amazing! But when it comes to the smell... Zihe and Ji Ling are the best!"

"It's the same as a dog can't get rid of eating shit. When it smells a bad smell, it's nose-bleeding! In Yuan Yi's words, it's the gene engraved on that 'dienai'!"

As soon as these words came out, Cao Cao and the others couldn't help looking at Cao Chun.

There was a tsk tsk sound in his mouth!

Cao Chun's face was dark: "Xu Fantong, are you trying to make trouble? Why do you say I'm a dog?"

"Even if I'm a dog, I don't like eating shit! Ji Ling likes it! Please figure it out, liking to eat stinky things and liking to eat shit are two different concepts!"

Xu Chu grinned: "You can't beat me if I do something wrong, threatening me is useless! I, Xu Chu, don't have the same knowledge as a stinky man like you. I'm going to find something delicious!"

After speaking, relying on that extraordinary sense of smell, he led Cao Cao to the source of the smell.

Half a minute later, the few of them found Xia Houzhe with a greasy mouth in a nook in the backyard.

I saw that his mouth was full, and a fire was lit in front of him.

There are two beautiful loli beside him, who eat greasy mouths like him and have no image!

The two girls are Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao!

"Okay! Brother, you told us to patrol the streets, and ended up eating meat with two girls?"

Cao Cao strode forward, looked at the bones on the ground, and the flesh on their hands, and his mouth flowed out.

In my heart, I scolded this kid for being unkind, and he hid himself after eating delicious food!

Is it because Cao Cao is not as fragrant as a little girl?Sure enough, you stinky men love the new and dislike the old!

Xia Houzhe smiled, straightened his neck and swallowed the meat.

"Oh! I was on patrol, but I ran into Qiao Rui who just rushed over. It happened that these two girls didn't eat!"

"I was thinking, don't hungry people also need help? So I took the two of them to find this corner and made some delicious belly wraps!"

Cao Cao didn't care too much, because he happened to be hungry too, and he hadn't eaten after a day of fighting.

"What kind of meat is this? It's so delicious!"

Hearing this, Xu Chu stood up with a bright smile on his face.

Still holding a magnifying glass in his hand, he reached out and grabbed a bone to look at it, with a slightly exaggerated expression.

"My lord! I know! Judging from the bones... this is tasteless! So there is only one truth, Yuan Yi, you and the two girls are eating chicken together, right?"

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"Pfft... let's not talk about chicken, civilized you and me! We are eating chicken! Please make it clear!"

Hearing Xu Chu's words, Xia Houzhe immediately vomited.

In fact... if Big and Little Joe are willing, it's not impossible to eat...

Xu Chu smiled foolishly and patted his head.

Cao Cao looked at Xia Houzhe and rubbed his hands.

"Brother, can you give me a bite of your chicken? If it's really impossible... give me a bite of the bone in your hand?"

"You know, chicken is my favorite!"

Cao Cao really likes chicken the most, and he has researched all kinds of ways to eat it.

However, he has never tried Xia Houzhe's method of eating chicken.

Xia Houzhe smiled, and pointed to a lump of mud in the fire.

"Get it yourself! I won't serve you! You can't even eat it yourself."

Cao Cao looked in the direction of his finger, and the corner of his mouth twitched.

"I said, brother, you can't be so stingy, right? Tell me to eat mud? Haven't we fallen to the point of eating dirt?"

Xia Houzhe rolled his eyes with his mouth full of chicken, and said vaguely.

"Eating mud dad? I still eat mud horses! Knock the mud open, and the chicken you want is inside!"

Cao Cao was skeptical, so he dug the mud out of the fire with the Yitian sword, knocked it lightly, and carefully cleaned the mud with his hands.

A layer of green lotus leaves inside tightly wrapped a chicken about four or five catties in size.

As the soil was smashed, a strong fresh fragrance spread into the noses of several people.

Make them hungry!

"That's right! That's what I smelled just now! It's so fragrant!"

Smelling the scent, Cao Cao endured the burning of his hands and peeled off the layer of lotus leaves with a few strokes.

A golden chicken appeared in their eyes, Cao Cao tore off a chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth.

Although it was scalded, it still stared and exclaimed that it was delicious.

"Wow! Delicious! Brother, your chicken is the best I've ever eaten! It's delicious in color and flavor!"

"Fresh and rich, with the fragrance of lotus leaves! And the meat is very tender!"

Cao Cao unceremoniously tore off the two chicken legs, stuffed them into his mouth, and made a lewd sound of oh ho ho.

With a satisfied face, he handed the remaining chicken to Xu Chu and the others.

Lu Bu weighed the chicken wings in his hand and spread his hands.

"Son-in-law, there's only one chicken, what can we do with so many people?"

"Just this, it's not enough to plug the teeth!"

Xia Houzhe curled his lips: "Your teeth are so big? It's time to mend them!"

After speaking, he waved his hand, and immediately released a dozen roasted chickens.

"Old Lu, you father and daughter are really annoying goblins! It's fine if Ling Qi likes to eat chicken, but you want to?"

"Forget it! These are just made, and I planned to keep them as dry food in the future. Since you found out, I will give them all to you!"

Lu Bu didn't care, and laughed out loud.

"Otherwise, how can you say they are father and daughter? That's my seed!"

Everyone took away a chicken each, and ate it happily.

"Son-in-law, get some beer! Oh no, strong wine! I want strong! Drink to warm up in winter!"

Xia Houzhe was not stingy either, and threw out a large pile of high-strength alcohol for them to drink!Anyway, not bad money!

Half an hour later, everyone was full.

Cao Cao hiccupped while sitting on the ground, picked his teeth with a toothpick, and looked at Xia Houzhe curiously.

"My dear brother, why is your chicken so delicious? How about... let's open a shop?"

Now Cao Cao, if there is something good, as long as there is something to sell, he will think about making money!

For example, cake...chicken...ice cream...milk tea...barbecue...malatang...he wants to open it!

He wants to build a Cao's Food Street!He wants to be a business tycoon!

Xia Houzhe rubbed the oil on his fingers and grinned.

"Okay, go back and open your shop, and I will provide the technology! Divide according to the old rules!"

Cao Cao nodded, technology is indeed the most important thing, otherwise you can't do it even if you want to break your head.

Just like Yuan Shao and Liu Bei, they can't build a steam engine without technology.

"Such a delicious thing is guaranteed to sell well! Even as the prime minister, I have never eaten such a delicious chicken!"

"Look at me, how clean the food is! Don't dare to waste a bit!"

As soon as these words came out, Cao Chun next to him seemed to have found an opportunity to flatter him!

He thought of the essence of flattery that Guo Jia told him earlier, and he decided to use it!

blow!The ability to blow Cao Cao vigorously is strong!

Cao Chun wiped his mouth and looked at Cao Cao obsequiously, with an exaggerated and impassioned expression.

"Oh yes! Look, my lord! You are the cleanest of us, which one of us can compare to you? Even those who have been hungry for ten or eight years are not as good as you!"

"Just relying on this frugal ability, not to mention too much! The chicken bones that my dogs have eaten can't compare to you!"

"I have to say, the lord is the lord! Carry out the principle of not wasting to the end! Gouzi shouted to be diligent and thrifty!"