Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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Cao Cao nodded, looked up to the sky and laughed.

"All the fools and idiots in the world have come out on the first day of April? Could it be that today is the day of idiots?"

"From now on! Let's make the beginning of April the Fool's Day! Wait, it doesn't sound good to be a fool, so let's change it to April Fool's Day!"

These words made all the generals look at each other, a little confused.

Who is the lord to scold here?

Cao Chun frowned even more, he always felt that Cao Cao was talking about him!

"My lord, what's the matter? Stupid...should...not break the law, right?"

Cao Cao waved his hand, showing a half-smile expression.

"Hahaha! Do you know that Yuan Shu... just because he got the jade seal from Sun Ce, he became emperor by relying on his family power!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience was in an uproar!

The generals clenched their fists one by one, as if they wanted to beat each other to death.

The civil servants whispered to each other for a while, and then shook their heads again.

Cao Cao's smile suddenly subsided and turned into a chill, and his mouth was even more sneering.

"In these days, is it true that any cat or dog can be the emperor? And you even wrote a letter asking me to kill the emperor and go to Shouchun to bow down to him?"

"Did he, Yuan Shu, not wake up? Or did he eat shit with Ji Ling? It's my fault that I regarded him as a hero back then!"

"I thought that Yuan Shao would be the first to proclaim himself emperor, but I didn't expect it to be Yuan Shu! Sure enough, Yuan Shao is smarter than Yuan Shu!"

"Tell me, what do you think of Yuan Shu's proclaiming the emperor? Should I be happy? Or should I be angry?"

Cao Cao sat back on the sofa, spread his arms out, and Ge You came lying down, with no image at all.

Jia Xu, who works part-time at Cao Ying, cupped his hands and stood up from the sofa.

"My lord, are you angry and happy? Now that the orthodox emperor and all the court officials are staying with me, if Yuan Shu proclaims himself emperor, that is blatant arrogance! It's the crime of the subordinates! It's a traitor!"

"I think the lord can use the name of the imperial court to let the emperor issue Zhao Wen and call on the princes of the world to go and hunt for thieves together! In this way, won't the lord appear to be the pillar of the Han Dynasty and a loyal minister?"

After Jia Xu finished speaking, Cao Cao nodded in agreement. This Jia Xu was as Yuan Yi said, with clear thinking and sharp eyesight!

He reacted instantly and saw through the essence.

Then Xun Yu also stood up!

"My lord! Wen He is right, as long as the Zhao Wen is released, then the lord will be the head of all the princes! He is the leader of the world!"

Hearing this, Cao Chun, King Lu Bu, Yue Zhang Liao and the other elders didn't understand what was going on.

"Gou He, what do you say? Isn't the lord still that bastard Yuan Shao? Why did he become the lord?"

"That's right! Ever since the crusade against Bandit Dong, everyone has acquiesced that Yuan Shao is the leader of the alliance. How do we snatch it?"

Xun Yu squinted at Cao Chun, full of disgust.

"Actually... reading more and studying more is really useful! For example, my name is Xun Yu, not Gou He!"

"We have books! We have read all the little yellow books produced by Fengxiao Company!"

"I've worked very hard, like Jianglong Eighteen Touches, Edo 48 Hands, Thunderbolt Lightning Gun, and Zilong's special skill - kinky gun, we all know it!"

Cao Chun grinned and straightened his chest with pride!

Xun Yu's face turned dark instantly!He looked at Cao Chun angrily, and Guo Jia who was laughing mischievously.

"My lord! I strongly suggest that Cao Chun and Guo Fengxiao be forked out!"

"Sure! Come on! Take out Cao Chun and Guo Jia! Use a newly made, extra-large reinforced steel fork!"

Cao Cao waved his hand in disgust, these are the two cancers of his Cao Ying!

Every time he held a meeting, he wanted to take Cao Chun away, but he had been very honest some time ago, and he couldn't find an excuse!

It has been a long time since Cao Chun crossed, and Cao Cao always felt uncomfortable, and he missed the feeling of screaming Cao Chun very much!

It's very relieved!

"Aww! Lightly! Lightly point the fork! My lord, I, Guo Jia, are not guilty! What am I doing with the cross!"

Cao Chun grinned, looking heartless.

"Hey, Fengxiao, don't resist! My lord wants to hack you, what's the use of resisting? Come on! Just like me, calm down and let them hack!"

"This fork is not thick, and it feels like a massage a few times. It's always comfortable! It's a waste of energy to resist, it's better to let him fork it while enjoying it."

……

The figures of the two gradually drifted away, and were pushed out by two steel forks.

Seeing this, Lu Bu, Zhang Liao, and the others trembled. They were crossed by a man, and they lost face...

Xun Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and turned to look at Zhang Liao and Lu Bu with a smile.

He felt that today's newspaper had news!

"Prime Minister Cao actually relied on his power to anger the military division to sacrifice wine and lead the leopard cavalry. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?Please listen to the morality newspaper to make a special session for you! "

If Lu Bu can be forked away... that's even more of a gimmick!The topic of this half month has come out!

Business is full!

"You don't know, the reason why I said that the lord will become the lord is because once the lord sends troops to suppress the rebellion, he will hold high the imperial flag to do justice for the sky!"

"My lord will naturally become the leader of the princes of the world. If anyone dares to stop, it will be treason!"

"If the princes of the world obey the imperial edict, it is tantamount to acknowledging the lord's status as the leader of the alliance!"

Hearing Xun Yu's explanation, Lu Bu and the others suddenly realized, sat back on the sofa and kicked their legs together.

"My lord, let's send troops! Let's fight Yuan Shu! I can take the lead!"

Lu Bu has his own plans, he is the Marquis of Wen, and his daughter is also a marquis of Liu Xiefeng. If Yuan Shu proclaims himself emperor, would the two marquises of the Lu family be considered orthodox?

Cao Cao waved his hand, not in a hurry!

"Soldiers! It must be issued, but we must first let His Majesty issue an imperial edict! It must be famous!"

"And... Yuan Shu has 30 soldiers and [-] soldiers, and is backed by the big tree of the Yuan family. His strength cannot be underestimated! It would be the best if he could wait for a few allies to go south together!"

"Wen Ruo, you have a good writing style, so I'll leave it to you to write the call for thieves! I can go to His Majesty's edict by myself!"

Xun Yu arched his hands: "Yes! My lord!"

Cao Cao turned his head and looked at Ju Shou Xi Zhicai again.

"The two of you are in charge of mobilizing food and grass! This time I am going to bring an army of [-] south to Huainan! Make sure I have enough food and grass!"

"By the way, what happened to my mecha team? What about the transportation team? What's the situation?"

Cao Cao found that he was busy making money these few months, and ignored his military strength.

Fortunately, there are many people with outstanding abilities under his command, who can solve his problems for him!

Ju Shou Xizhi cupped his hands: "My lord! There are already fifty combat vehicles!"

"And each one is equipped with eight shooting holes according to your plan, allowing eight soldiers to hold continuous crossbows and shoot continuously! Guaranteed to shoot Yuan Shu and the others in the face!"

"In addition, the driver's licenses of these soldiers have all been obtained! The transportation brigade also has [-] trucks, and each truck can transport [-] to [-] catties of grain! It can greatly save manpower and material resources!"

Hearing their words, Cao Cao was very pleased!

This... is all piled up with money!One hundred cars plus the cost of the driver's license test cost almost a hundred thousand gold!

It is simply a big hole for burning money!

"Okay! I have an armored team, who am I afraid of? Even heavy cavalry can do nothing to me!"

Cao Cao poured himself a glass of wine in high spirits, shook the goblet gently, and drank.

"My lord, it's just...these two technology brigades are still facing an important problem!"

The two of Ju Shou looked troubled and didn't know how to speak.

Cao Cao frowned slightly.

"What's the problem, let's talk about it together!"

The two looked at each other, and hand in hand.

"My lord! It's useless to discuss, this matter can only be resolved by yourself! I'm afraid... need to spend some money!"

Cao Cao laughed loudly, and looked at the two of them disapprovingly:

"It's just money! Be bold and say how much you need! If you can solve it with money, then it's not a problem!"

"I, Cao Cao, don't have many other things now, but a lot of money!"

Looking at Cao Cao's majestic appearance, the two breathed a sigh of relief.

"As we all know, our steam cars need to use coal as power!"

"And we in Yanzhou don't have coal, only Rencheng has it, but it's too late for temporary mining and transportation!"

"So the only one who can solve this problem now is Yuanyi! He has several warehouses in the back of the mountain, and they are all full of coal! So...you need the master to negotiate the price!"

Cao Cao nodded, pulled the big gold chain around his neck, and stretched out his hand to reveal his gold watch, pretending to check the time.

In fact, it is a watch that does not move!

Every movement seemed random, but it was actually carefully planned by him!

This is just to hold a cup and show his local tyrant temperament!

After all, after being poor all his life, how could he not pretend because the bank had some money?

"No problem! How much does it cost?"

"Cough! With Yuanyi's pissing ability, probably... about tens of thousands of gold can be done!"

The two looked at him weakly.

bang...

Cao Cao staggered and fell to the ground.

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Cao Cao's eyes widened, and he looked at Jushou in disbelief.

"How much? How many... tens of thousands of gold? What the hell, why is it so expensive?"

"Why didn't you remind me to dig more coal before? If it was digging coal back then, why would you need so much money?"

Ju Shou arched his hands and raised his head weakly.

"My lord, the way of calculation is divine, we thought you knew it! So... I didn't remind you!"

Everyone nodded in unison, as if they agreed with Ju Shou's words.

puff...

Cao Cao is going to be pissed off by these civil and military generals, guess?I count his grandma as a leg!

If I really knew how to calculate, I would have unified the world long ago!

"Forget it, forget it, it's not your fault, I didn't think about the coal! By the way, we used coal for blacksmithing during training, where did it come from?"

Jushou poked Xi Zhicai, telling him to open his mouth to touch the bad luck.

Xi Zhicai cupped his hands with a wry smile.

"My lord! Yuan Yina bought them all!"

"He bought it all? He has a monopoly?"

Cao Cao frowned, and he had to say that this kid is really good in business!

"Oh! It's not a monopoly. The main reason is that his family has a large quantity! Buying it once is enough. After he knew that the master built a lot of cars, he mined a lot of coal and came back to save it!"

"We thought the lord knew about this, so we didn't say anything! But... Yuan Yi's coal is quite expensive!"

"He said what shipping fee, artificial mining fee, large quantity subsidy fee, and a lot of miscellaneous things! Anyway, it's very expensive! So my lord...you should be mentally prepared!"

"He is a man with mines, we dare not mess with him! You can only go!"