Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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Xia Houzhe blew it so that Guo Jia's eyes narrowed, and he enjoyed it so much that he yelled strangely.

A picture has already appeared in his mind, a bunch of young women, constantly rubbing around him.

Still shouting sweetly, Guo Da, you are so handsome...I want your autograph!

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"So... I am such a powerful person in your heart? Star? Heavenly King? That's good! Please call me Guo Tianwang from now on!"

"I'll set an ancestral precept later! In the future, my descendants will have to produce a few heavenly kings, and my reputation must not be weakened!"

"And you need to be rich, not to mention being rich enough to rival a country, at least you have to be worth a city! Only in this way will it not weaken the prestige of my Guo family!"

Hearing this, Xia Houzhe staggered.

"Cough! Don't worry, in the future, your Guo family will produce a versatile King Guo who can sing and dance!"

"Actually, this newspaper can not only advertise for girls, but also publish information about blind dates and family search! Of course, this doesn't need to be on the front page!"

"The words on the front page are for rich people. Which store is open, which local tyrant needs a lot of money to buy something, as long as you give us the money! We can advertise!"

"We charge by the day, by the number of words! When the newspaper is promoted, the entire Yanzhou, and even the entire Dahan will have our newspaper office. Think about it, how many people will fight their heads to advertise? The advertising fee... hehe!"

"Moreover... our school's enrollment information can also be published in the newspapers, so that all the people in Chenliu can come and sign up! If we build momentum again, won't Lanxiang and New Oriental's cards be created?"

Hearing what he said, a lewd smile appeared on Cao Cao's face.

There are tens of millions of big men, if the newspaper office is opened, many people will definitely fight their heads to advertise!

Not only that, the newspaper can also promote his own industry, such as the products sold in the big health care... His new shock absorber modification shop...

In this era of underdeveloped communication, it is quite amazing to come up with something that can be known to everyone!

Cao Cao has seen gold raining from the sky!

"My dear brother, you have such a good brain... It's just... can our newspaper not report my scandal?"

"Face off!"

Cao Cao looked at Xia Houzhe flatteringly, and if he wanted to report him for wiping his ass with sandpaper, his face would be completely gone!

Xun Yu stood up and looked at Cao Cao righteously.

"My lord! I feel that I must report your news, so as to make you more down-to-earth and closer to the people!"

Cao Cao kicked it up: "Get lost!"

"By the way, brother, this newspaper...who is better to manage it? This kind of sharp weapon must be in the hands of confidantes, and people must have real talents and learning, and they must be fair and strict. They must not report indiscriminately, or their reputation will be ruined!"

Xun Yu got up from the ground and jumped out again!

"My lord! Me, me, me! I am the most suitable, don't forget my nickname! Xun Mingjing! Fairness and strictness are my motto, and meticulousness is my endorsement! I promise to take care of you properly!"

Xun Yu's eyes were shining brightly!

Just this kick, I remember it!When I take up the position of manager of the newspaper office, I will keep an eye on you every day!

At that time, I will have to weigh it even if I let you fart!snort!Dare to kick me, Xun Yu?

Xia Houzhe smiled: "I think Gou is pretty good, he's talented, and he's respectful in his work! Let him be!"

Cao Cao frowned, and stretched out his hand to pull Xun Yu away: "If Gou is the newspaper office, who will take care of my urban management?"

"Where are the two reckless men, Lu Su and Cheng Yu? They're not free? It's okay to be a filial piety!"

Xia Houzhe looked at him in surprise.

"No time! I asked them to train swordsmen. As for Fengxiao... let it go! Once he gets it, my newspaper office will probably become a wholesale department of pornographic books!"

"Brother, I don't have many talents now, help me think about how to get talents!"

"Forget it. Then gou or manage the newspaper office! As for the city management, I'll figure out a way!"

Cao Cao sighed, and looked at Guo Jia with disgust.

Xia Houzhe nodded: "Okay! We really need talents. Let Cao Chun take care of the urban management first. If there are talents... we can set up a recruiting hall... and then spread the recruitment orders!"

"If you have nothing to do, just stay in the recruiting hall and just recruit interviewers! As for the advertisement... you can do it in the newspaper!"

"I guarantee that in a short time, a lot of talents will come to your door to work for you! As for the recruitment order, if you can write it with your own talent, I won't teach you!"

"When you get a talent, come to me! I'll make a grade for you!"

Hearing this, Cao Cao was stunned for a while.

"What level? What level?"

"Hey! It's graded according to ability and merit, so that you can intuitively see his ability!"

"I'm going to divide blue generals...purple generals...orange generals...red generals! You want blue to purple? Then work hard!"

Xia Houzhe remembered that when playing games, he used to draw cards in the recruiting hall...

He plans to do the same!

Hearing this, the eyes of Cao Cao's group lit up!

"Level? Then what level are we?"

After thinking for half a minute, Xia Houzhe looked at them seriously.

"All of you have the qualifications of red generals, but you are doing the work of blue generals! Think about it yourself!"

Cao Chun, Guo Jia, Xun Yu, and Cao Chun's mouth twitched!

Why don't you just paddle... As for belittling us so much?

Isn't working hard just to enjoy happiness?We're a little earlier now, what's wrong?

But this recruiting hall can really do it!

With talents, their work will not be so big, and they can also have time to make extra money!

Beautiful!

"Okay! My dear brother, I'm going back to set up a newspaper office and a recruiting hall! Brothers, withdraw!"

Chapter 431 Gou Or Establish Gou Slaughter Team

Extracting semen from Xia Houzhe... Bah, Cao Cao spent half a month preparing for the newspaper after returning from learning the scriptures.

Name it... "Jie Cao News Agency"!

As the name suggests, this newspaper is very ethical!

It took another half a month to set up a recruiting hall!Just sit in there.

Not only that, he also issued an order to seek meritorious service in the newspaper!

And wrote a poem called "Duan Ge Xing".

The mountains never get too high, and the sea never gets too deep.

Zhougong spit and feed, and the world is home.

These two sentences made many literati excited!

This poem fully expresses Cao Cao's thirst for talents and his determination to unify the world.

"My lord! We are going to send it!"

Cao Cao sat in the recruiting hall, holding a sage book called "Lianxiang Companion" in his hand, and carefully watched it.

Suddenly Xun Yu and Guo Jia ran in with a newspaper and a bag of money in their hands, their faces full of excitement!

Hearing the sound, Cao Cao replaced the 'Book of Sages' with a book of sages with lightning speed!

There is also a thoughtful expression on his face!

"What the sage said is indeed a wise saying! We should remember it!"

Guo Jia and the two threw the money bag on the table and looked at Cao Cao with contempt.

"Which saint? The Great Saint Ximen? My lord, stop pretending, your 'Book of Sages' has fallen from your crotch!"

Cao Cao gave a shy smile, put on his lord airs without blushing or panting.

"You two are not busy with work, why come to me?"

"The newspaper has solved it?"

"Arrangements for farming affairs have been made? Doing nothing all day long, imitating Yuan Yi from others, how capable you are! It's hard work to make plans and schemes!"

Xun Yu and Guo Jia looked at each other without speaking. Xia Houzhe's achievements were not comparable to those of the two of them.

The two reached out and opened the bag!

The golden gold instantly attracted Cao Cao's attention!

Cao Cao looked at the two of them righteously.

"What! Want to bribe me? Do you think I, Cao Cao, are the kind of people who are easily seduced by money? Let me tell you! It's true!"

After finishing speaking, he grabbed the gold and held it in his arms!And show an idiot smile!

"Hey! My lord! This money is not from us bribing you, but from the newspaper office!"

"The newspaper? It's only been open for three days, right? That's all you've earned? This bag...at least five hundred gold!"

Cao Cao weighed it in surprise, and found that it was quite heavy.

Xun Yu frowned.

"My lord, you don't know! We sold this newspaper at the low price Yuan Yi said, and it covered the entire Chenliu in just three days!"

"Now in the morning, the newspaper office is full of people, everyone is rushing to buy it! It only costs a few bucks, and it only makes one cent! Everyone can afford it!"

"And after buying it back and reading it, one sheet can be torn into several sheets and used as toilet paper! It's very easy to sell! No, someone saw the influence of the newspaper and came to advertise!"

After Xun Yu finished speaking, he handed Cao Cao a newspaper.

Cao Cao picked it up and saw that there was a striking portrait on the front page.

She is a young and beautiful woman with a graceful figure and extremely attractive expressions and movements.

There are rows of words written under the portrait, all of which are used to introduce the woman's identity and skills.

'Chen Liuchun is the oiran of the garden, Liu Yiyi!The daughter of Qianjin, who was originally the emperor's imperial concubine, learned piano, chess, calligraphy and painting since she was a child!Up to the hall, down to the kitchen! '

'Due to the war, my father died, my family was destroyed, and I had no one to rely on! '

'Now looking for talents, eager to talk by candlelight and exchange literature!Those who are willing can come to Chunmanyuan to meet each other!The little girl is eloquent and skilled! '

Seeing this headline, Cao Cao frowned, and stared at Xun Yu with scrutiny.

"Is there any mistake? You really got the oiran up there? I am a newspaper! It's a real-time news report!"

"It's my means to enhance my dominance! You..."

Before he finished speaking, Xun Yu squinted at him and interrupted him (refer to the dog head squinting emoji package).

"Don't blame me! My lord, that Liu Yiyi gave too much! She... gave three hundred gold! Just advertise for two days!"

Cao Cao: ...

"Cough! I think, since her father is Tai Zhu Ling, then I can be considered a colleague! Now that my colleague's daughter is in trouble, of course I have to help!"

"Gou or, this time you have done a human thing! I am so relieved!"

Cao Cao patted Xun Yu's shoulder with a look of relief, while his other hand reached out to touch the gold in the bag.

That icy cold feeling made his heart feel hot!

Xun Yu, Guo Jia and the two of them despised him for a while!

As expected of being a lord, you have a thick skin!

"My lord, you said she is an oiran, and if she advertises for 300 gold, when will she be able to make back the cost?"

"That's none of my business! Does it matter to me whether she makes money or not? Even if she's a rich girl, it doesn't bother me!"

"I can make as much money as I can! One willing to fight and one willing to suffer! If she finds a wealthy husband because of the advertisement, it will be good for us, and it will improve the reputation of the newspaper!"

Cao Cao waved his hand calmly, and he got the three hundred gold in two days!

After a month, wouldn't the advertising cost of this newspaper be several thousand?