Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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Guo Jia and the others were refreshed, with a comfortable smile on their faces.

"Ahaha! Yuanyi! After having your toilet paper, I found that going to the latrine is a kind of enjoyment!"

"That's right! Now many rich people in Chenliu will go to your selling gold cave to eat chili peppers! It's very refreshing to eat, but it's hard to tell... If you sell it, this soft paper will definitely be very popular!"

Xun Yu gave a thumbs up in agreement!

He has the so-called unspeakable secret, usually sits for a long time, and loves to eat chili.

Every time I go to the toilet is a kind of torture!

Xia Houzhe glanced at Xun Yu playfully.

"What's wrong? You have hemorrhoids? Go to Hua Tuo to cut them! He is now a master of knife skills, and I will feed you a bowl of Mabosan to ensure that you don't feel anything!"

Hearing this, Xun Yu looked a little unhappy.

"Vulgar! What hemorrhoids? Can scholars call them hemorrhoids? That's called 'the mole of the virgin!'"

"I'm Xun Mingjing, but I'm a clean and honest official. I look different from me!"

puff…

Xia Houzhe just sprayed it!And thumbs up!

So this is how the rule of Zhenguan came about?

Just when the few people were joking, Cao Cao walked out of the hut with an extremely painful expression on his face.

He was still yelling, his legs were spread apart, and he walked extremely stiffly, as if it was very inconvenient to move.

"Brother, what's wrong with you? You don't have hemorrhoids like Gou, do you?"

Xia Houzhe looked at Cao Cao in surprise.

"Yuanyi! Let me repeat again, it's called the mole of a chastity official! If you call it hemorrhoids again, I'm in a hurry with you!"

Xun Yu put his hands on his hips, trying his best to maintain what little dignity he had left.

Cao Cao waved his hand: "I don't have that thing! It's just this paper... It's too bad to use! It's not as good as tiles! It's very easy to hold people! It bleeds even after rubbing it!"

Hearing this, Guo Jia and the others looked at each other in blank dismay.

"My lord, you also said that you don't have hemorrhoids. We all used it! It feels very good! Whoever uses it will know how it feels!"

"That's right, even me, a young man with moles, thinks it's great! It's soft and comfortable! It's the gospel!"

Cao Cao sighed deeply, and found a place to sit down with difficulty.

But as soon as he sat down, he grinned and jumped up in pain.

"Tell me! You sailors, how much money did you charge my virtuous brother? Do you need to clean him up like this?"

Hearing this, Xia Houzhe took off his sunglasses and frowned.

"Impossible! That paper is indeed countless times better than the ones on the market, how is it possible..."

Before finishing speaking, the door of the laboratory was opened. Cao Ang stuck out his head and looked at Xia Houzhe in a daze.

"Uncle Zhe! Did Butler Wang bring the sandpaper I ordered? I'm still waiting to grind the vat! I've improved the vat of the steam engine again! I promise it will work!"

Xia Houzhe nodded, and pointed to the stone table: "Oh! Sandpaper, he brought it! Just like that batch of toilet paper... wait... where's the sandpaper? Damn it!"

Xia Houzhe glanced at the stone table, but there was no sandpaper there!

Thinking of this, he couldn't help looking at Cao Cao with horror on his face!

"Bro, you... you won't take the sandpaper to the latrine, will you? You're a ruthless person! No! You're a werewolf! Even more ruthless than a ruthless person! I'm convinced!"

Looking at this scene, Cao Cao was stunned!

"That dark brown one I just used, isn't it toilet paper?"

"Dark brown? My lord, did you take it wrong? The toilet paper is so white! Look!"

Guo Jia and the others took out the leftover paper from their pockets and showed it to Cao Cao.

Cao Cao is like being struck by lightning!Frozen on the ground.

"Xian... good brother! What is this sandpaper... used for?"

Xia Houzhe spread his hands helplessly, his face full of sympathy.

"What can you do? Grinding iron! Grinding iron flat!"

"It was used by your son to grind the vat, but you used it to grind the anus! It's in capital letters!"

"Your behavior can be called a hero in future generations!"

Hearing this, Cao Cao's anger soared!

Cao Chun, who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, smiled.

"Brother! Can you bear this matter? Anyway, I can't bear it! The child can regenerate after it's gone, but this little flower is rotten... But it's not easy!"

"If you want to go out like this, maybe others will treat you like that!"

The corners of Xia Houzhe's mouths twitched: "Cao Zi and you, let's be together!"

Hearing this, Cao Cao turned his head to look at Cao Ang who was sticking his head out!

"Cao Zishun! You are going to die for me! See if I don't blow your ass!"

Cao Cao limped towards the laboratory. Cao Ang was so frightened that he closed the door and locked it!

No matter how Cao Cao knocked on the door, he would not open it!

He knew that if the door was not opened, death would be delayed for a few days, and if it was opened, he would be on the spot on the spot!

"I'm so pissed off! I'm so pissed off! So are you, brother, why don't you remind me!"

"I didn't know that the toilet paper was taken by these guys? I was sleeping with my eyes closed!"

Xia Houzhe shook his head and sighed.

Seeing what Cao Cao wanted to say, Guo Jia who was next to him hurriedly interrupted and changed the subject!

"My lord, princess! Look at how delicate this paper is, you're about to send it out! It's going to be very profitable to set up a specialty store later?"

Hearing the money, Cao Cao's mood immediately improved a lot.

"My dear brother, what is the output of this paper? Give me a few bags later! There are many women in the family, and the chrysanthemums are much loved!"

Xia Houzhe calmly replied:

"The output is quite large! You can rest assured about this, and my pond for soaking materials is still being dug!"

Cao Cao nodded, and lay down cautiously.

"This backyard is bleeding, it's really uncomfortable! By the way, the toilet paper is all there, but what about the writing paper? Show me!"

As soon as the voice fell, the door was opened!

Wang Men ran in with two piles of papers in his arms!

A bunch of light yellow smooth ones, and a bunch of white ones!

"Master! I'm back! This is your paper!"

Now that Wang Men is the housekeeper here, he feels very comfortable!

Not only was he allocated a house in the territory, but he didn't have to worry about going to the battlefield every day!

Run errands with Zhou Cang Dangdang woodworker, you can have a high salary!He is very satisfied!

With his flattering ability, he has been successfully promoted to the business director of the construction team!Responsible for negotiating prices for Zhou Cang's business outside.

"Let's put it down! The speed is very fast! I am very satisfied!"

Wang Men respectfully put down the paper, saluted, and retreated slowly.

"Hey! It's my honor to be able to serve the young master! As long as the young master is happy, the old servant will be happy too!"

After the dog leg left, Cao Cao and the others set their sights on the paper.

The paper is square and square, all cut with a knife!

I picked up a yellow one and smelled it, and there was a fragrance of bamboo!

"My dear brother, is this your cheap paper? It's really slippery! And it's just the right amount of hardness!"

"That's right! Cheap paper, made of bamboo! Much better than those made of bark and rattan!"

"In terms of papermaking, bamboo pulp is far better than grass and wood pulp, and the growth cycle is short, the raw materials are abundant, and the cost is very low!"

Xia Houzhe nodded and explained a few words for Cao Cao.

Looking at the two colors of paper in his hand, Cao Cao was a little puzzled.

"My dear brother...why do you use two colors?"

"Oh! Yellow is pure pulp paper, which is better for eye protection and less likely to cause myopia! But the effect of writing is not so good!"

"The white color is specially bleached with sulfur to increase the effect! It doesn't smell like yellow!"

Studies have shown that white paper is more prone to visual fatigue, so he made a yellow one.

In this way, the sales can be differentiated, allowing those in need to choose by themselves!

Cao Cao nodded: "I see! Gou or, give me the pen!"

He wanted to try the effect.

Xun Yu handed the pen and ink to Cao Cao, and the other party dipped a little ink, and wrote a few words in a flying and flying manner!

Coagulates but does not disperse, the effect is very good!

Much better than rice paper!

Cao Cao blew on the ink and couldn't help sighing.

"Good stuff! This stuff will be a hit! How much do you plan to sell it for?"

"We can't be too cheap for those scholars! Earn more!"

Hearing this, Xun Yu Guo Jiaqi rolled his eyes!

"My lord, didn't you say before that you want to use cheap paper to cultivate talents? Why are you only thinking about making money now?"

"That's right! My lord, you are about to fall into the eyes of money! I, Guo Jia, despise you! This thing must be cheaper! Otherwise...cough...I can't afford it!"

Several people criticized Cao Cao with righteous words.

Cao Cao raised his eyebrows!This group of people is typical of standing and talking without back pain!

How can they know that firewood, rice, oil and salt are expensive if they are not in charge?

"If I'm cheap, it's not cheap? Don't mistake dried shrimps for seafood! The quality of my paper is so good, how can I not sell it more expensive? How can I give you salaries if I don't have money?"

Chapter 429 Running a Newspaper Office and Engaging in Public Opinion Wars

Xia Houzhe raised his middle finger, looking upright!

As if he himself is a model of righteousness!

"Brother, you can't do this! I will never allow you to exploit scholars like this!"

"Do you know why among the common people, talents wither? It's because they can't read books!"

"I want to reduce the price! [-]% off! I want our Chenliu children to be able to read and learn knowledge!"

Several people gave thumbs up one after another!

"Okay! Yuan Yi, you have finally done what a human being does! I didn't expect you to have such a noble side? I will place an order later, and make a batch for me first. I want to rush the order!"

"That's right! I'm still not used to profiteers anymore!"

When Cao Cao next to him heard it, he screamed suddenly!

"Are you crazy? [-]%? Then the remaining [-]% ​​falls on us and how many money will we have?"

After yelling, he couldn't help but snapped his fingers and began to settle accounts.

Originally, he earned quite a lot, but if the price was reduced by [-]%, and the boy deducted a few percent, how lonely would it be on his own head?

Xia Houzhe raised his finger and shook it, then put his hands behind his back!