Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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Chapter 391 Brother, are you cooking urine?

Seeing Cao Cao treating him so favorably, Tian Yu was stunned for a moment.

"Mr. Cao, you are..."

"Guorang! I can also see your calmness. If Guan Yu didn't drag you down, you would definitely not be defeated so quickly!"

Cao Cao helped him up, and Xu Chu leaned against Cao Cao, fearing that Tian Yu would assassinate him.

But his worries were superfluous, Tian Yu never thought about assassinating him.

"Mr. Cao is overrated. No matter how calm Tian is, he will still be defeated by your subordinates!"

"Haha! Be humble! What Wangmen said just now... you are willing to surrender, but is it true?"

Cao Cao looked at Tian Yu with a smile, at this moment he still admired Wang Sect and knew what he wanted.

I didn't slaughter them on the spot, either to subdue them, or to know the deployment of troops.

Apparently, the shrewd Wangmen had seen through everything, so he dragged Tian Yu into the boat together.

This is also a kind of protection from Wangmen to Tian Yu, because he knows Tian Yu's stubbornness and hesitation.

In case of saying the wrong thing, Cao Cao chopped them up, and it would be a big loss!

Although Wang Men's ability is not as good as Tian Yu's, he is not unconvinced at all, and he still admires Tian Yu, so he doesn't want to let the other party mistake himself.

Tian Yu smiled wryly: "I am willing to surrender! It's just... My lord, can I make a small request?"

Tian Yu couldn't refuse. If he refused, Wangmen might end up cheating Cao Cao and be executed in the end.

This guy has been with him for several years, and he has formed a serious friendship, so he naturally doesn't want Wangmen to die because of him.

Moreover, Tian Yu also has a sick old mother, he must live to take care of her!

"Say it! I, Cao Cao, will not be harsh if I can do it!"

Cao Cao smiled.

From Xia Houzhe, he knew Tian Yu's ability!

He actually gave Gao Shun's praise for his leadership and personal ability!And in the future to unify the north and conquer foreign races, this guy will make great efforts!

This made Cao Cao love men... uh... love talents, and he immediately got up!

After he took over the plain, this place of three wars would inevitably need a handsome man to guard it, and Tian Yu became the suitable candidate.

Of course, the premise is to gain the loyalty of the other party, so that you can rest assured.

But this is a trivial matter, Cao Cao has already found a solution under Xia Houzhe's reminder!

Tian Yu sighed and looked at Cao Cao seriously.

"My lord! Gongsun Zan has shown me the kindness of knowing me, even though Yu has surrendered, he cannot help thinking about his old love!"

"So, Yu begs the lord, don't let me fight Gongsun Zan! That's all, nothing else!"

Cao Cao looked at him appreciatively, and stretched out his hand to help him up.

"It's a trivial matter! Gongsun Zan, I have someone to deal with! There is no need for the country to worry!"

Tian Yu saluted again: "Thank you, my lord, for your understanding!"

Cao Cao waved his hand: "I know...you still have a seriously ill mother?"

"To be honest, I have two genius doctors, Hua Tuo and Zhang Zhongjing, under my command. When Pingyuan is pacified, you can take the old man to Chenliu for treatment!"

Hearing this, Tian Yu suddenly raised his head and looked at Cao Cao in great surprise.

If he was forced to follow Cao Cao reluctantly before, then he is sincere now!

He is a dutiful son, and his mother is his only family member. For this old mother who has raised him so hard, he is willing to give everything.

"Tian Yu! Thank you, my lord!"

"Okay! Please hurry up! Let's go out to eat together! Brother, serve the wine and food! I am happy today, and all the generals will eat together!"

Cao Cao smiled gratifiedly.

Xia Houzhe curled his lips and cursed with a smile: "You really treat me like a cook? I'm a civil servant!"

Cao Chun next to him grinned: "Civilian officials are strange? Who doesn't have a skill?"

"Guogui Guild can write little pornographic books, opera man can mix wine, Cheng Yu and Lusu can wield knives and guns! What's wrong with making you a cook? Come! I'll order first, and I want to eat stinky tofu!"

Xia Houzhe smiled, it's just cooking, a handsome guy who can't cook is not a good civil servant!

"Stinky tofu? I have something more delicious than stinky tofu, do you want to try it?"

Hearing this, Lu Lingqi and Zhang Ning's eyes lit up.

"Husband, are you talking about the snail powder you mentioned to us a few days ago?"

Looking at the stunning two girls, Tian Yu felt a burst of envy.

From the point of view of being able to lead female relatives in the army, this handsome gentleman in front of him definitely has a high status!

And... he still dares to criticize Cao Cao!Cao Cao called him a good brother!

This is a thick thigh!

In an instant, Tian Yu distinguished the seriousness of their relationship.

"Ang! That's right! I'll make it for you later! I guarantee you haven't tried it!"

Xia Houzhe fondly rubbed the heads of the two girls.

Hearing that there was a new food, Dian Wei, Xu Chu, and Cao Chun became interested in an instant, and hurried over to Xia Hou Biejia.

"Go! Go out, go to the city guard's mansion, I will do it for you!"

Under the leadership of Cao Cao, the group returned to the Chengshou Mansion.

"Huh? Guo Rang, you raised all these dogs? To be honest, I like dogs the most!"

Cao Chun happily looked at the group of dogs in front of him.

Because I like it, the halazi in my mouth is flowing.

Tian Yu smiled wryly: "That's right! I raised them. My mother is usually not accompanied by anyone, so I raised some dogs to accompany her!"

"Zihe brother, can you stop drooling? I'm a little scared."

Cao Chun wiped his mouth: "Oh! Sorry! I thought of something delicious. You must have never eaten hot pot, right? I will take you to Yuan Yi's house to experience it next time!"

While several people were chatting and waiting for food, Cao Cao turned his head to look at Wangmen.

"Steward Wang, tell me everything you know about the deployment of troops!"

Cao Cao didn't ask Tian Yu, this kind of loyal person, who just took refuge in him, let him betray the original leader, that would easily disgust him.

Therefore, Wangmen, who has no bottom line, is a very good candidate.

"Yes! Your Excellency! Liu Bei Plain's army strength is [-], but in the previous battle, [-] or [-] people died, and there are about [-] left!"

"In addition, Liu Bei has asked Jinan Tian Kai for help, and the opponent has [-] troops, and they should arrive in the next two days! Please be more careful, my lord!"

"That's right! Gongsun Zan sent [-] troops to Bohai this time, led by himself, including [-] white horses and [-] light cavalry!"

"His younger brother, Gongsun Fan, brought [-] troops to sit in the south of Youzhou, trying to attack and destroy Yuan Shao with the Bohai army!"

"However, because Gongsun Zan killed Liu Yu, who was the third prince, the people's hearts were completely lost!"

"Many of Liu Yu's remnants in Youzhou are planning to make trouble during the war, so Gongsun Zan is in a hurry now! He is not as imposing as the outside world seems!"

Hearing Wangmen's words, the faces of Cao Ying's generals turned serious.

Eighty thousand troops!And there are [-] cavalry!

What is this concept?Think of Cao Cao beating Montenegro, collecting the Yellow Turban, carrying Yuan Shu, and destroying Xuzhou!

The two states add up to only [-] cavalry!But the other party has [-]!

It has to be said that among all the princes in the world, Gongsun Zan has the most cavalry.

With so many battlefield tanks, and all of them are soldiers of hundreds of battles, no wonder they are invincible!

Fighting against Liu Yu and Yuan Shao alone, he still has the upper hand!

Guo Jia frowned: "My lord, something is wrong! If we win Pingyuan, we will definitely face Gongsun Zan face to face!"

"The [-] army is not easy to mess with!"

After Cao Cao thought for a moment, he waved his hand, with a domineering look in his eyes!

"Do you still remember our original strategic policy? The south of the Dahe River is waiting for it to change! Now that we are strong, we must expand our territory!"

"I must take the plain! Only by occupying the plain can I rest assured that I can map Qingzhou!"

"When we sent troops to Pingyuan, we were already on the opposite side of Gongsun Zan! This battle is inevitable."

"Even if we don't send troops and Yuan Shao dies, we will still face Gongsun Zan. Anyway, we can't get rid of it. Why don't we take this opportunity to make more money?"

"If he really wants to go south, then we will unite with Yuan Shao and kill him!"

Hearing this, everyone nodded, with fighting intent in their eyes.

His Cao camp has so many strong generals and elite soldiers, and he is worthy of Gongsun Zan.

"Huh? By the way, why hasn't my virtuous brother's snail powder arrived yet? I've been waiting for a long time!"

"Here we come! The snail powder is here!"

As soon as Cao Cao finished speaking, Xia Houzhe and Lu Lingqi walked in with many bowls of noodles.

On each bowl of noodles, there are side dishes, some are crispy, there are fried eggs and peppers, it looks very appetizing, red!

It's just... the taste is a bit... unacceptable!

Suddenly... all the generals in the Cao camp, except Cao Chun, frowned.

A strong smell of urine filled the entire hall...

"Brother, you just dawdled for a long time, are you cooking urine?"

Chapter 392 Tian Kai Came to Help

In fact, not only Cao Cao thought so, but both Lu Lingqi and her daughters were full of resistance.

Not as good as stinky tofu!

"Piss your uncle! This is the smell of the sour bamboo shoots inside! It's not urine! Who of you wants to taste it?"

Xia Houzhe said something, and everyone shook their heads.

"Well, Yuanyi, I'm relatively cheap, and I'm not used to fine grains, so forget it!"

"Cough! I'm allergic to bamboo shoots..."

"I just ate a bun and I'm not hungry yet!"

"Husband...we want hot dogs and yogurt, not snail noodles!"

Xia Houzhe's complexion darkened, he looked at everyone with contempt, and then pulled out with his backhand.

A handful of steaming hot dogs and two bowls of sticky Anmuxi appeared in his hand.

"Here, you two eat! A hot dog with An Muxi is the truth!"

Xia Houzhe sighed deeply.

[Eat it during the day and at night, and you won’t get tired of it!well! 】

Cao Cao blinked, deeply envious!I also want to eat it day and night, it's delicious, sweet and sour...

Compared to everyone's resistance, Cao Chun looked at Xia Houzhe eagerly.

"Hey! Yuanyi, good brother! If they don't eat it, I will! Give me two more stinky tofu, and I will eat it!"

A few seconds later, Cao Chun held the stinky tofu in his hand, picked up a chopstick and ate the snail powder.

"Wow! It's delicious! Spicy! So refreshing! This dry biscuit is soaked in soup, and it's very exciting to bite into!"

Cao Chun gave a thumbs up, only his exclamation and the sound of sucking rice noodles could be heard in the whole hall.

Watching this scene, the corners of King Tian Yu's mouth twitched.