Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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"Fart! You didn't know where I was when I was hunting wild grass! Don't underestimate me, I never do things that I'm not sure about!"

When talking about his jungle experience, the corners of Xia Houzhe's mouth twitched slightly.

Back then when their community held a championship for elementary school students, he had the audacity to win the title of wild king of the children's group!

They look down on his path-finding skills so much, that is an insult to him!

Seeing his swearing look, everyone looked at each other and looked at Cao Cao.

Cao Cao frowned slightly: "My dear brother, are you sure?"

"Sure! Give me some time and make sure to fill in all the traps! I have my wife to protect me, I'm not afraid!"

Xia Houzhe patted his chest and pulled Lu Lingqi over with a look of pride in his eyes.

It feels good to have the support of a woman. This soft rice tastes old!

And the soft rice is so white, so tender and smooth...it can be sweet or salty!

"That's good! Since you are sure, you go! Dian Wei, protect my younger brother!"

Cao Cao immediately made a decision. He knew Xia Houzhe's cautious character and feared death. He said so, and he would definitely be able to solve it.

"My lord! You don't need to say it! Even if I abandon you, Lao Dian, I still have to protect my brother Yuan Yi!"

Dian Wei touched his bald head, showing his big white teeth, which almost blocked Cao Cao's heart muscle!

This is his loyal general?Yuan Yi also said that Dian Wei died in battle to save him.

That's it?I'm on a horse... I'm going to be in danger, he's probably going to slip faster than anyone else!

Under everyone's gaze, Xia Houzhe grinned, pulled Lu Lingqi and Zhang Ning aboard the Harmony, and Dian Wei followed suit.

Chapter 385 General!this kid is cheating

woohoo…

Two whistles sounded, and the Harmony Horn slowly drove into it.

Seeing this picture, everyone was dumbfounded.

No wonder he said it was safe... I see!

This big iron coffin... er no, the iron car is indeed not afraid of the enemy's bows and swords, and the safety factor is a lot higher!

Not only Cao Ying was dumbfounded, but Tian Yu and the others were also dumbfounded.

If such a big guy walks through the forest, then their pits must not be exposed?

"Fuck! General, what the hell is this thing?"

Wang Men pointed to the iron guy who was emitting thick black smoke and making a loud noise, with fear in his eyes.

From time to time, there is a siren sound, which is really scary!

Tian Yu blinked and coughed lightly.

"Cough! Probably... probably Cao Ying's new armor?"

"Then do we want to stop it? Otherwise, wouldn't our pit be dug in vain?"

"No! Look first! It can't expose our ambush yet! It may not be able to detect our pit!"

As soon as Tian Yu finished speaking, a hole two meters wide and more than one meter deep appeared under the front wheel of the Harmony.

The pit is filled with sharpened bamboos, whoever falls in will be stabbed to death!

Xia Houzhe stepped on the brake quickly, got out of the car and took a look, Lu Lingqidianwei followed him closely.

Looking at the big pit, Xia Houzhe grinned!

Fortunately, I drive slowly, and the car also has six wheels, so don't be afraid if two of them hang in the air!

Sure enough, nine out of ten accidents were fast, and one was extremely fast!

Slow down and be safe!

"Go! Go back to the voyage, let them dig the soil and fill the hole first!"

Xia Houzhe, who was on the mountain road, shifted into reverse gear, and slowly backed out the car.

"My dear brother, how are you doing?"

Cao Cao immediately went up to meet him.

"There's a hole! There's still a lot of bamboo in it, you dig the soil quickly, I'll fill the hole while exploring the road!"

Xia Houzhe told them about the situation, and Cao Cao immediately ordered the soldiers to dig the soil on the spot.

Without a hoe, they used spears and big knives to do it. Tens of thousands of troops dug together, but they quickly dug up a lot.

Looking at the dozen or so squares of mud, Xia Houzhe stretched out his hand to touch it, and the mud on the ground disappeared in place and was put away by him.

This scene frightened the soldiers, and they all knelt down and shouted "Don't be a fairy!"

Similarly, it also frightened the thieves ambushing in the mountains.

"Okay! I'll fill in the hole first, and I'll dig it later if I need it!"

After finishing speaking, he climbed aboard the Harmony again, and drove inside with a whimper.

Seeing Xia Houzhe's miraculous method, the group were amazed.

"Damn it, Yuan Yi can remove so much mud! I thought he could only hold small things, but I didn't expect that he could hold big things in his pocket! It's amazing!"

"In the past, I heard that Zhang Jiao and that Zuo Ci have the ability to change things and collect things! Now there is another Yuan Yi!"

"I don't know if you can pack the military rations! If you can pack the military rations, it will save a lot of trouble!"

Hearing their discussion, Cao Cao stood up and shook his head slightly.

"I can't collect too much, I asked Yuanyi!"

Everyone nodded, it would be too perverted if they could equip soldiers and rations.

There is no need for ox carts and people to transport food in the area of ​​several million military rations, so it is not too good to fight a surprise attack!

"Huh? My lord, what are those white sticky things on the corners of your mouth and beard?"

Guo Jia suddenly noticed the strangeness on Cao Cao's face.

Cao Chun also leaned over to take a look, and then smiled cheaply.

"Hey! Isn't this thing similar to what we men have after that?"

"Hiss...my lord, it seems that you got off of Yuanyi's car just now, the corner of your mouth is there, right? He is the only man in the car, so it's possible that you and Yuanyi...Miss Lu don't mind?"

"No wonder you keep running to the car! I understand! Everyone remember to keep it secret!"

As soon as Cao Chun's loud voice fell, the whole Cao Ying heard it!

Everyone looked at Cao Cao in horror. They felt that the lord was already unclean!

Must stay away!

Even Lu Bu took a few steps back!The mood is extremely complicated!

It turns out that my daughter not only has to be wary of women outside, but also men from Cao Ying?

Lu Fengxian, who is unparalleled in the world, why did he follow such a thing?

Cao Cao's complexion suddenly darkened, and he was so gloomy that he could get out of the water.

Looking at Cao Chun angrily, he stuck out his tongue and twirled around outside his mouth, licking the remaining yogurt into his mouth.

The people who saw this almost vomited, and all retched!

"Your lord... I, Cao Chun, are convinced! You are the second one to convince me besides Yuanyi!"

Cao Cao's face turned red with anger!

"Cao Zihe! You step on the horse... This is An Muxi! A kind of milk!"

Cao Chun chuckled, showing a considerate smile, and gave a thumbs up.

"My lord! I understand! You say milk is milk!"

"Don't even mention it, the name An Muxi is indeed much nicer! It is full of poetic charm! As expected of the lord, the cultural level is high!"

Cao Cao trembled with anger, and kicked and kicked Cao Chun repeatedly.

"Give me a fork... Get out! Get out and dig the soil! You are not allowed to rest until you are told to stop!"

Cao Cao originally wanted someone to fork him away, but he suddenly remembered that this was not in Chenliu, and the special steel forks were not there.

Cao Chun smiled disapprovingly, and gave a military salute like Zhou Cang!

"Obey! Lord An Muxi!"

After finishing speaking, he ran away, and Cao Cao's Yitian sword would fall on him if he didn't run away.

Cao Cao took a few deep breaths, and when he turned his head to look at the crowd, they all took a few steps back.

Seeing that damn tacit understanding, Cao Cao was furious.

"You don't believe me?"

Everyone nodded in unison, suddenly realized something was wrong, and shook their heads again.

"Damn it! When Yuan Yi comes back, I'll ask him to bring some An Muxi for you to taste! This is really milk!"

Everyone looked at him in resistance, Guo Jia waved his hands again and again.

"My lord! You don't have to! Just enjoy it slowly! We are not blessed to suffer!"

"Get out! Go digging for me too! Don't laugh, Xi Zhicai! Go together!"

Cao Cao felt bored for a while, and rode on Jueying, staring at the mountain road.

Fortunately, this scene was not seen by Liu Bei, otherwise he would hold Cao Cao and cry in sympathy.

The words were divided into two parts, Xia Houzhe drove the steam car into it, and came to the big pit again.

I saw him wave one hand, and there was a lot of mud in the pit.

When he felt that it was missing, he would wave his hand and add a little more.

After doing this, drive the car and move on.

In the same way, five or six holes were filled in more than ten minutes, and it was not until the mud was used up that it shifted to reverse gear and retreated.

Such a scene made the ambush soldiers in the forest unable to sit still!

"Mist Grass! General! This... this kid cheated! How could anyone do this? You asked me to kill him!"

Wang Men's eyeballs almost popped out, and he pointed at Xia Houzhe and Harmony in annoyance.

Think of the ten holes he led people to dig overnight.

The palms were covered with blood blisters, and it didn't take an hour to add up the whole thing, half of it was buried for him...

Who is not angry about this?Anyway, respect the fruits of my labor!

I dug so many holes, is it easy?

Tian Yu pressed his hands, expressionless and extremely calm.

But the throbbing veins on his forehead already showed his agitation.

"No! We have to wait a little longer. If we go out like this, we can only kill him. It's not worth it!"

"And once the brothers are exposed, the ambush will be meaningless! On the contrary, we will become the turtles in the urn!"

Wangmen was a little annoyed: "Then what should we do? We can only watch him fill in the hole? Look at that bastard's cheap look! Made! He brought two women with him in the war!"

"The most important thing...the two women are so beautiful! Is he here to fight or to play? General, what do you think he has in his hand? Beef jerky!"

"We suffered from the cold wind in the grass and were bitten by insects! It was like going out on a spring trip! We had food, drink and girls!"

Looking at Xia Houzhe's appearance, Tian Yu took a deep breath and had to say...

He is also sour... These two girls are so beautiful!

In the whole north, he had never seen such a beautiful woman!

"Wait! This is an order! The fish will always take the bait! As long as some of their army comes in, we will cut off the way! Let them become the turtle in the urn!"