Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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They want to eat cattle, and they can arrange 365 fancy ways to die for cattle!

Xia Houzhe himself took a bunch of lamb kidneys and gnawed on them!There are many women in the family, so he is afraid of kidney deficiency if he doesn't make up for it!

After all, pile drivers are not so easy to be!It's a physical test!

Hearing this, Cao Cao's eyes lit up!

"In order to fight against the outside world, you must first secure the inside? You hit the nail on the head! My brother, you are a bit of a bullshit! I learned it!"

"However, compared to Yuan Shao's place, the atmosphere among our Cao Ying partners is more harmonious...Forget it, pretend I didn't say it!"

Before Cao Cao finished speaking, he saw Xia Houzhe's strange eyes and interrupted his words instantly.

The civil and military generals of his Cao camp... are indeed very harmonious!

Harmonious enough to go whoring together, paddling together, and cheating on the lord together!

Anyway, apart from not doing serious things, they do all the things that are not doing business properly!

Guo Jia sells pornographic books...Ju Shou opens a mahjong parlor privately...Xi Zhicai falls in love with bartending, and works as a bartender in the Selling Gold Grotto every day...Cheng Yu doesn't read the art of war, and dances with Lu Su...

Still often ho Chi Ho Chi, I don't know what I'm doing!Every time I ask them, they just say they are doing push-ups!It's really confusing.

It's just Gou or this guy who brings the urban management to pretend to be aggressive in the city every day!Look around girls!

Those generals are even more unbearable!Except for the daily routine military training, it is always the dragon who sees the head but does not see the end!

Except for Xu Chu, who is relatively dull, there is no one around him who is easy to use!

On the contrary, Le Jin, Li Dian, Cao Hong, Gao Lan, Xia Houyuan and others who were guarding the frontier by him were relatively normal.

Cao Cao had a bitter look on his face. Is it me or Chen Liu who is poisonous?

"According to what you mean... you want to dig Tian Feng?"

Xia Houzhe nodded: "That's right! I have such an idea! Instead of letting Tian Feng commit suicide or be taken away by Liu Bei, it's better for us to do it first!"

"Yuan Shao doesn't want talents, but we want them! Let Jushou dig them up tomorrow. He has a good relationship with Tian Feng!"

Cao Cao nodded. No one who can make him praise so much is weak.

Cao Cao knew very well that this guy was a talent search machine!Accurate recruitment!

"That's fine! But if you are free tomorrow, come over too! Help me shake up the place! Anyway, you are driving alone!"

"Damn it! If you didn't mention it, I would have forgotten it. I actually have an official! It's incredible!"

Xia Houzhe exclaimed, Xianyu didn't stand up for a long time, he thought he was a wealthy young man who came to enjoy the blessing.

Cao Cao has a black line, others can have a half-job, they are all conscientious, diligent, how come to him...

Don't you have a sense of existence without the sheep's kidney in your hand?

"By the way, brother, help me go to the room and take out my green sword. This lamb is almost ready to be roasted, and I have to cut the meat!"

After the matter was settled, Xia Houzhe concentrated on roasting his whole lamb, spreading honey and seasonings.

Dian Wei, King Xu Chu shed halazi earlier, squatting on the sidelines.

Lu Lingqi's daughters also surrounded Xia Houzhe, licking their tongues, greedy.

On the left, I am hungry, and on the right, my husband, I want to eat meat...

They have never eaten roasted whole lamb, and this is the first time!

That delicate voice made Xia Houzhe's heart itch!Lamb kidneys tonight...should do the trick!

Cao Cao got the order and ran into the room quickly, but after entering, he didn't come out for a long time.

"Made! Have you come out? Are you giving birth in it? If you don't come again, my sheep will burn!"

After a while, Cao Cao took off his big padded jacket, and came out with a multi-functional green sword.

"Ugh! Brothers and sisters, I'm going to occupy your men tonight! Brother! I want to sleep with you tonight! I haven't slept with you for a long time!"

When the voice fell, everyone panicked!

It's like unlocking something amazing!

Even Mrs. Ding looked at Cao Cao in shock!

Chapter 364 Mini Steam Engine

"Husband, you... When did you and my younger brother... Hiss! You hide so deep!"

Sensing everyone's gazes, Cao Cao blinked with a dazed look on his face.

Then recalling his own words, he immediately waved his hands to explain.

"Ma'am! That's not what I meant! When I said sleep, it was pure sleep! I..."

"Forget it! Husband, don't explain! We... all understand! It's just sleeping! But you have to ask your brother and younger siblings, do you mind if you sleep with their men?"

Ding sighed, patriarchy is supreme, her man made the decision, even if she is favored in every possible way, she can't change it.

puff…

Xia Houzhe and Cao Cao vomited blood together!

"Grandma! Speak clearly! Don't be a monster!"

"Ah? Oh! I just entered your room and found it's so warm inside! It's just like spring! One piece of clothing is all you need, and you don't feel cold at all!"

"So I want to sleep with you..."

Cao Cao quickly explained a few words, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief!

Cao Qing and Cao Ang, who were standing next to them, looked at their father with disgust.

"Daddy, you really don't know much! This is a warm room made by brother (uncle) Yuanyi! We all have it! Do you envy it?"

Being ridiculed by his daughter and son, Cao Cao curled his lips, grabbed Cao Qing's ponytails, and flicked his brains a few times!

The pain made Cao Qing tearful, and he ran to hide beside Xia Houzhe.

"Hey! I've been with your brother Yuanyi for a few months, and my eyes are high! How dare you laugh at your father?"

"Father, you are necrotic! Brother Yuanyi can't bear to hurt me! Ignore you!"

Cao Cao smiled, turned his head to look at Cao Ang, his face drooped instantly, and a big foot kicked him!

Kick Cao Ang to the ground!

"How dare you laugh at your father? Are your wings stiff? Get up!"

Cao Ang rolled on all fours, his face full of sadness!

This is my dear father!That's right!

Ding looked at all this with a smile, Cao Ang had been beaten once or twice, he got used to it!Anyway, I can't die from kicking, so it's not a big problem!

After kicking Cao Ang over, Cao Cao snorted and felt a lot better!

"By the way, brother, when did you get this warm room?"

Xia Houzhe was cutting the mutton in his hand, and turned his head to Cao Cao with a smirk.

"Oh! This! Some time ago when you were training tiger riders, I asked Zhou Cang to change it!"

"The inside of the wall is empty, and a lot of iron pipes are buried! There are also iron pipes under the bed for heating!"

"As long as you throw some coal into the fire room, the heat can be collected in the iron pipe, thus warming the bed and the room! You don't have to worry about gas poisoning! It's very safe!"

"Even if it's at night...you're not afraid of the wind blowing your ass cold! Are you serious? After all, when a man is doing business, the cold wind is easy to cause kidney deficiency!"

Cao Cao gave a thumbs up with envy in his eyes.

It can be seen that he likes this conservatory very much!

"My dear brother, Zhou Cang is really talented! We are the master builder of Cao Ying! Lend me back later! I want to warm the room too!"

"If you don't do it for me, I'll... sleep with you every night!"

Xia Houzhe felt a chill, and thought of the picture of two big men sleeping on their feet, smelling each other's stinky feet.

"Okay, okay, take advantage of the good weather these days, and go find Zhou Cang by yourself later! He seems to be at school today!"

Now Zhou Cang is the busiest person under him, with a full schedule!

Factories...sales gold cave...construction...he is busy!Work very hard!

"By the way, have you researched anything new recently? It's been a month since the opening of the Gold Cave! And the city wall you promised me, when will it be done?"

"I think you just want to take my money and stop working! Sure enough, landlords like you can't give money first! What a thief!"

Cao Cao bit a big lump of mutton, making vague remarks.

Xia Houzhe smiled and nodded: "It will take a while for the cement to pass, it's too cold, I don't want to touch the stone."

"As for the invention...hehe! Of course there is! I'm working on a steam engine! It's still in the experiment, so I made a little fun of it! Would you like to take a look?"

Cao Cao's eyes lit up instantly, and his two big hands rubbed together until they were about to smoke.

"I want it! Brother, I want it! Give it to me!"

"piss off!"

After laughing and cursing, Xia Houzhe took a simple steam engine made of glass from the laboratory.

This steam engine is just the simplest, single cylinder!About a foot long!Mounted on a wooden board.

Looking at the steam engine made of colored glaze, Cao Cao looked puzzled, moved his head towards it, and stretched out his hand to pull it a few times.

"My dear brother, is this a steam engine? What is it for? What are the pipes and the big glass plate in the middle used for?"

Xia Houzhe pointed to the steam engine and introduced it carefully to everyone.

In fact, he mainly wanted to explain it to his wife, Cao Cao was just incidental!

"This thing! If it is successfully manufactured, it will be a super cheating device! It's awesome!"

"Did you see that? A steam engine consists of four parts: a cylinder, a piston, and a crank connecting rod steam boiler! This glass cylinder is the cylinder! The inside is the piston!"

"Hey! When it's working, it's just like you're having sex at night!"

"Use the power of the steam to push the piston in and out, so as to drive the turntable behind to start running! Anyway, with your level of education, you can't understand it!"

Cao Cao blinked, a black line all over his head!

To be underestimated by Xia Houzhe, Cao Mengde's culture!

You know, Lao Tzu is an eloquent existence!Not to mention a poet!

"Who says I don't understand? Rub to rub! I know! I'm so familiar! I do it every day!"

The conversation between the two caused a group of women to roll their eyes.

As for Cao Ang, he leaned over eagerly, sticking to Xia Houzhe carefully, as if standing with him would not get beaten, and looked at Cao Cao vigilantly from time to time.

This little action made Cao Cao very angry!My heart fell into a state of doubt.

Made!Am I your father, or Yuan Yi is your father?

"My dear brother, you said it is a cheating tool, what kind of cheating method is it?"

Xia Houzhe nonchalantly pointed to the red rabbit in the stable.

"What do you think of my red rabbit horse? Is it strong? Is it awesome!"

Cao Cao nodded and gave a thumbs up!

"It must be awesome! The Chitu is the best horse I have ever seen! I am even inferior to it! It is much stronger than a cow!"

Xia Houzhe grinned: "If I say that this steam engine is dozens of times stronger than the Chitu, do you believe it?"

"How is it possible! Just this little thing? You're bluffing a child!"

Cao Cao exclaimed, full of doubts, and didn't believe it at all.

"No, of course not this little thing! This horizontal bar is the most rubbish. I'll try it first. If possible, I'll make it a four-cylinder and expand it dozens or hundreds of times! That's amazing!"

Xia Houzhe rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

It is not easy to make this large steam engine!

Especially if you want to use the steam engine as an engine to build a car, it is even more difficult!