Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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Guo Jia: My lord is like this... so insidious!The fruit in my hand suddenly felt so cool!

Xun Yu: I think the protagonist should be called Gou Cao, he's even more of a dog than me!Too cruel!Those wealthy businessmen who want their children to be successful can only grit their teeth and spend money if they want their children to succeed!This is a blatant conspiracy!

Guo Jia: Exactly!He and the two brothers Yuanyi are ruthless!

Seemingly aware of the eye contact between the two, Cao Cao turned his head and cast a cold gaze.

The two immediately petrified!

"Oh! You two... speak ill of me? Go! Repair the house, move bricks! Stop following me around!"

Cao Cao pointed to Zhou Cang, Guo Jia and Xun Yu looked bitter, and could only go forward to work.

Looking at the two people who started to get busy, Cao Cao swung his bicycle, and Sa Yazi rode to Xiahouzhe's house.

Made!Finally found an excuse to get rid of you two followers!

Follow me every day, I can't even go to my brother's house!

"My dear brother! My dear brother, here I come! Is my heavy armor ready?"

With a beautiful drift and flick, Cao Cao's bicycle stopped in the yard.

At this moment, Xia Houzhe was no longer lying on the rocking chair in the yard.

Instead, he was lying on a three-meter-long bed-like thing in the living room.

However, it is somewhat different from the bed. There are armrests on both sides and a backrest on the back.

Xia Houzhe was resting on Lu Lingqi's long legs, with Erlang's legs crossed, with a frivolous face.

Gan Mei, Zhang Ning, Mi Zhen, Xue Yan, massaged him, fed him fruit.

Not only that, as a talented woman, Cai Yan played the piano and sang for them.

That extravagant life made Cao Cao jealous.

In Chen Liu, the happiest person should be him!

Even his daughter and Cao Ang lived more comfortably than him, sitting on the other side, eating fruits in their hands.

"Brother, what are you? I've never seen it before!"

Cao Cao curiously touched the thing that looked like a bed but not a bed. There were a few tiger skins on it, which was very warm!

"Oh! It's so soft! Press it down and it will bounce back! It feels good to the touch, and it's interesting!"

Cao Cao became interested in an instant, found a small one next to him, sat on it alone, and crossed Erlang's legs.

In the living room, there are two three-meter-large ones and two one-meter-small ones.

The four things form a circle, and there is a small table in the middle with fruit snacks on it.

Xia Houzhe turned his head and glanced at Cao Cao, who had no sense of being a guest at all, and waved his hands indifferently.

"This thing is called a sofa! As for the softness you said... I put a lot of cotton on it!"

"It's been so long in autumn now, and the weather is getting colder. My mother-in-law won't let me lie outside, for fear that I'll catch a cold!"

There was no sponge these days, and he was too lazy to make it, so he just replaced it with cotton and other things.

Xia Houzhe was a little helpless, the weather in October was the most comfortable, and he just fell asleep with the cool wind blowing.

As a result, the mother-in-law at home is not allowed...

There is a kind of cold, called wife thinks you are cold!

Hearing this, Cao Cao was puzzled for a while.

He knows about cotton, and this year he himself stole a lot from Xiahouzhe's land.

He also made a few quilts for the house, and he found...it was really cool to steal food from Xia Houzhe's house in the middle of the night!

"Sofa? This is really a strange thing! Especially this kind of dress and design, it makes people feel solemn and solemn!"

"If you put a little tea in the middle, the temperament and atmosphere will be there immediately!"

"Well, do you have any more? Bring me a few sets, and I'll put them in my meeting hall!"

"In the future, we will hold meetings and talk on the sofa, which is much more comfortable than a hard bench!"

Hearing this, Xia Houzhe spat out and almost choked on the grapes.

"What the hell? Are you going to put the sofa in the conference room?"

Chapter 348 The Strongest Armor, Stepman Armor

"Hmm! What's the problem? Don't tell me it's expensive. I still have a few tiger skins. I won't buy yours!"

Cao Cao liked it very much and flicked it on the sofa.

The soft feeling is really cool to sit on!

Especially after leaning down, the whole person becomes extremely relaxed, if someone massages again...

Or... applauding on the couch with your mother-in-law at night... both are excellent.

This...is enjoyment, and it is a new experience compared with rocking chairs.

Xia Houzhe shook his head: "It's not that expensive, it's just... oh!"

He could already imagine that Chen Liu had a bunch of advisers and military generals, all of them wearing suits during the meeting.

All crossed their legs, sitting on the sofa and talking face to face...

Cao Cao Lu Bu still held two cigars in his hands, and tea was placed in front of him...

Fuck!Isn't this the meeting of bigwigs in the world?

Xia Houzhe was in pain for a while, wondering if these things would be confused after being found by archaeologists of later generations.

"Okay! How many sets do you want? I'll give you the factory price!"

Cao Cao thought about it for a while: "I have a lot of people here, let's get [-] sets! I want this kind of single-person ones, it looks compelling!"

Xia Houzhe nodded: "That's okay, twenty gold, pay first! Pick up the goods in the afternoon!"

Hearing the price, Cao Cao almost fell to the ground, and let out a scream from his mouth.

"What the hell! This damn thing costs one gold and one small? Are you sure it's the ex-factory price? Not the barrow price?"

"What a fuss! Do you think this work is cheap? Luxury goods! Do you understand! Have you ever seen a big man who has them? Rare things are more expensive, don't you know?"

"You want to come up with these things that everyone has never seen. Do you think they will admire you?"

"Everyone has worked hard for several years, what's wrong with enjoying it? You, a boss, can't search like this! Isn't twenty gold worth it? Don't take money too seriously! Happiness is the most important thing!"

Xia Houzhe rolled his eyes and gave Cao Cao a contemptuous look.

Cao Cao ignored his words directly and didn't spend his money, he said it lightly.

It's really his turn to spend money, he searches more than anyone else!

But thinking of Xun Yu's admiration and astonishment, the smile on Cao Cao's face gradually changed.

"Cough! Twenty is twenty, I'll put some more sets like yours at home! Make it wider enough to accommodate a few people."

Cao Cao decided... as long as the sofa comes home, he will sleep on the sofa in the future!This is much softer than a bed!

After paying the money, Xia Houzhe asked Cao Qing and Cao Ang to go to the factory and deliver Cao Cao's order.

"My dear brother...my son and daughter...when did you become so obedient? I see that Qing'er has gained a lot of flesh recently!"

"Nonsense! Here I eat delicious food and snacks, how can I not gain weight! Don't tell me, my niece is really good-looking. When you get married, you will get me some betrothal gifts!"

"I've supported you for so long! But your son... I strongly urge you to pay for the food! I'll eat four bowls of rice for one meal! You'll be poor by him!"

Xia Houzhe scolded with a smile, and Cao Cao also laughed.

"My dear brother, I'm sorry to bother you, Zi Shuqing'er can learn from you, I'm 1 rest assured! Don't talk about food expenses, I'll give you a county if you want!"

"Fuck you, you just want to trick me into working! Don't! But your son... If you cultivate it well, you will become a great talent!"

Cao Cao was very excited when he heard the words, this is Xia Houzhe's affirmation to Cao Ang!

Could it be... is he reminding me that Zi Shu can be his successor?

Xia Houzhe still likes Cao Ang and Cao Qing very much.

They all know the rules and are very polite and obedient. Although Cao Qing often asks him to act like a baby for food, he is also happy to do so.

Hmm... like raising a daughter!He will have a daughter in the future too!

As for Cao Ang... Although his military strength is not strong, and his art of war is not very good, he is eager to learn!Dare to take responsibility for mistakes, and never run away!

And take good care of your brothers and sisters!Not the kind of intrigue.

"By the way, is my heavy armor ready?"

"It's done! It's in the room! It's a bit expensive, you can get it yourself."

Xia Houzhe pointed to his room, Cao Cao was overjoyed instantly, jumped up from the sofa and rushed over.

After a few minutes, the smile on Cao Cao's face disappeared.

Carrying a pair of heavy armor with a mask on his face, he walked out of the room.

"Brother, you... what the hell? Why is it made of gold?"

"Gold is so soft, can it hold a sword? And you are not afraid that the enemy will carry away my tiger cavalry, man and armor? It is simply a walking gold mine..."

Looking at the golden armor in his hand, Cao Cao took a deep breath.

At this moment, he suddenly felt... Xiahou is really unreliable!

As we all know, the purer the gold, the softer it is!Not yet solid.

How to deal with the damage?And such a big lump of golden armor is running around on the battlefield.

Are you sure it's not stimulating the enemy?This is a treasure that doubles the enemy's combat power!

What a pit!

Maybe the enemy hadn't attacked yet, but the tiger cavalry under his command rode horses and wore golden armor and became deserters himself!

Xia Houzhe smiled: "Don't you think this golden one is very handsome? Golden Armor! To tell you the truth, I even wrote a song... the name is "Golden Armor"!"

Cao Cao stroked his forehead with his hands, full of disappointment, and waited for seven days for this thing!

The telescope is gold... the microscope is gold, and now the armor is gold!

Do you want to inlay your little Xia Houzhe's head with gold?

Then you will really become a rich man!

"Is the song important? I don't want it to look good! What I want is defensive power! The kind that can carry a knife, a gun, and a bow!"

Xia Houzhe didn't explain, stood up and pointed at the armor.

"You put it on first, and I'll let you see the effect!"

Cao Cao sighed, treating the dead horse as a living horse doctor, and put on the armor according to his command.

With the help of Xia Houzhe, the armor was put on.

Cao Cao moved around and found that this armor is very heavy!About 70 catties!

The head on the bald head weighs about ten catties!Very heavy!

However, there is no sense of restraint when moving, and every joint is very flexible!

And... the whole body is covered, armed from the head to the soles of the feet!The breathability is also very good, and it is not very hot to wear.

If it wasn't made of gold, Cao Cao would get full marks!It is not inferior to Gao Shun's formation armor!

In terms of breathability and flexibility, it is even better than the formation armor!

After putting on the armor, Xia Houzhe got up and threw a cigarette into his mouth. (Reference crow smoking.)

The smile on the corner of his mouth gradually changed, and he pulled out his backhand, and a reinforced crossbow appeared in his hand.

Looking at this scene, Cao Cao frowned involuntarily.

"Xian... damn it! Don't shoot!"

"It's fine if you shoot down, don't shoot in the face! I hate you!"