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Bah, no, the heart of solicitation!
Chen Deng nodded, and led Cao Cao and Xu Chu to the cell.
As for Lu Bu King Yue Dianwei... the three of them are playing flying chess!
Since playing this game, they have become more and more fascinated!
If Go is for scholars, then Flying Chess is for fools like them!
You don't need to use your brain at all, and you can still have a strong sense of anticipation every time you roll the dice (tou)!
Stimulate!
After a while, Cao Cao came back full of anger, picked up a cup of tea, and drank it down.
"Damn it! Damn it! This Wang Lang really has a bad temper!"
"What's wrong, brother? Hit a wall?"
Xia Houzhe was puzzled for a while, not understanding what happened in the middle.
Cao Cao slapped the table angrily: "Hmph! This Wang Lang is as stubborn as a cow, and his mouth is particularly unclean!"
"I just said a word, and he yelled out a series of curses, and it was extremely ugly!"
"Zhao Yu, Ruo Rong, I persuaded them with good words, and immediately surrendered! Just Wang Lang is a stone in a latrine! It's smelly and hard!"
Xia Houzhe was astonished. Is this Wang Lang a brat?
No wonder he was sprayed to death by Zhuge Liang. It turns out that his professional skills are not as good as others!
"He scolded you? What about Chen Deng? Why didn't he come back with you?"
"Chen Deng is still scolding him, I can't take it anymore and come back to drink some water!"
"Ma De! Even if I don't accept him today, I will be so angry! There are not many who dare to scold me!"
The more Cao Cao thought about it, the more angry he became. After calming down for a few minutes, he always felt that he hadn't played well just now.
After drinking some water and eating something, he snorted angrily and went to the cell.
However, Xia Houzhe stopped him.
"Brother, wait! I am familiar with dealing with captives! Leave it to me!"
Cao Cao was overjoyed: "My dear brother, do you have a solution?"
Xia Houzhe scratched his head uncertainly.
"Uh... you can try it. If it doesn't work, let's chop up Wang Lang. There is no shortage of this one! At worst, I will find a way to get you a few more people."
"Old Wang Laodian, let's go! Work!"
Xia Houzhe greeted, and the two masters followed immediately.
Of course, the curious Lu Bu would not miss the opportunity. He wanted to learn and see how his son-in-law would earn money.
When they came to the cell together, they found Wang Lang with his hands on his hips, yelling curses with his eyes wide open.
Up to eighteen generations of ancestors, down to brothers and sisters, all greeted over and over again!
And Chen Deng stood outside the cell panting, spitting towards the cell!
Looking at it like this, I was annoyed!
"The thief of the king! You are my mother! Come out! I will kill you!"
Wang Lang smiled contemptuously: "You come in on horseback! A trash traitor! You can't even scold anyone! Is it his mother who has turned over and over again?"
"I have taught you so much, but you haven't learned one sentence? Kneel and kowtow, I will teach you well!"
"If I don't beat you out of the sky today, I will write the characters backwards!"
Chen Deng fell silent. He knew that he couldn't beat Wang Lang, a fake civil servant, so he could only open his mouth and spit wildly!
Two people... cough tui!
The battle of words was fierce!
After Cao Cao and others came in, they saw this scene full of black lines!
"Did you see, brother? Even Yuanlong has been sprayed like this by the other party! He has lost his demeanor! Who can stand it!"
Hearing Cao Cao's voice, Wang Lang's eyes lit up, and he instantly became eccentric.
"Hey! Bandit Cao, you are here again! Emma and Lu Bu are here!"
"I heard that Cao thief loves wives very much, that Lu Bu, you have to be careful! Don't be cheated and still work for others!"
As soon as these words came out, Lu Bu and Cao Cao looked at each other and their pupils shrank sharply.
Lu Bu looked at Cao Cao warily, and Cao Cao shook his sleeves angrily.
"Fengxian, don't listen to him! Wang Lang, that bastard, is determined to die and is using countermeasures!"
"I, Cao Mengde, am I such a character? I studied Spring and Autumn!"
Lu Bu nodded, noncommittal, but with a little more vigilance in his heart.
Hmm... no!
I will repair the fence when I go back!Build eight meters high!
Let Zhou Cang, the contractor, fix it!
Fire, theft, and Cao Cao!
Seeing that the two were embarrassed, Xiahouzhe walked up, shaking his feather fan lightly.
"Your Excellency is Wang Lang?"
"Bah! Who are you, a brat? You look like a dog! How dare you help the evildoers and lead the army to destroy me in Xuzhou!"
"You are the only one who deserves to talk to Wang Lang with me? Get lost!"
Wang Lang cursed loudly, with an extremely arrogant expression on his face!
He was always impatient, very aggressive!He was defeated by Cao Cao many times, and he was full of anger in his heart!
Now he would rather die than let the fire out!
Facing Wang Lang's scolding, Xia Houzhe smiled slightly and didn't care.
The current level of insults is completely pediatrics!
"Hey! To be honest, I like talking but not using hands! I believe you also like talking."
"Lao Dian Lao Wang! Come! Serve this guy well!"
Xia Houzhe gave an order, Dianwei Wangyue rubbed his hands together, pulled out the cell door forcefully, and the whole door fell to the ground.
The two walked in with grinning faces.
Watching this scene, Wang Lang's heart tightened!
Fuck!So much strength!
"Hmph! The man is alive, but he is dead! I, Wang Lang, am strong and strong, how can I be afraid of your tricks? Come! Use whatever tricks you have!"
"It's still the same sentence, I'm going to frown, I write the word king upside down!"
Xia Houzhe smiled disapprovingly.
"Want to die? You think beautifully! There is a kind of pain, which is more uncomfortable than death! Old Dian, come on!"
……
After a while, Wang Lang was tied up and a piece of cloth was stuffed in his mouth.
"Old Wang, go to Guo Jia and ask for 'Diao Bai Jin', then 'I love a piece of firewood', and finally get a few stallions in!"
"Remember, the horse's dick needs to be big! I've got to feed him!"
Xia Houzhe's handsome face became extremely ferocious.
He took out a few sketches from the system.
"Wang Lang, take a look at these few paintings of mine, how are they?"
After Wang Lang glanced at it, he was shocked for a few seconds, snorted coldly, and turned his head to the side.
He is well versed in culture, so he can naturally see the level of these paintings!
Top of the world!
He was a little curious, who is this guy in front of him, and why is he so good at painting!
But let him praise the enemy, that is impossible!
Cao Cao and Lu Bu, as well as Chen Deng and Mi Zhu next to them were all in a daze.
I don't understand what Xia Houzhe wants to do.
"Brother Xian, you... Could it be that you have taken a fancy to this guy? You still need to take medicine?"
"Is your appetite too heavy?"
Cao Cao kept muttering in his heart.
Brother!You really need to change your hobby!
Otherwise, in the future, my siblings might not want you anymore!
Xia Houzhe's face darkened: "Fuck off! What are you thinking? I only love girls!"
Cao Cao frowned slightly: "Okay, don't explain, we all saw it that night, you... Alas! Forget it, you control yourself, or you will get a bad reputation if it spreads."
Xia Houzhe:? ? ?
After a while, Wang Yue walked in with the excited Guo Jia, Xi Zhicai, and Cao Chun.
Several people led four or five tall stallions...
"Yuanyi! What is this for? If you need medicine, just ask! I, Guo Fengxiao, don't have much else, and these few medicines are especially abundant!"
"Even Cao Chun and Xipifu are...uuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
Before he finished speaking, Xi Zhicai covered his mouth, and Cao Chun punched him.
The two smiled awkwardly, their eyes dodging.
Looking at the posture of these three friends, everyone couldn't understand what was going on!
Xia Houzhe took the medicine from Guo Jia and waved it in front of Wang Lang.
"Do you know this? Hang a hundred catties and give it to the horse!"
"I love a piece of firewood, feed you!"
"I'll feed you and the horse some medicine later, and then lock you and the horse together, you say...is it stimulating?"
Hearing this, Wang Lang's eyes were frightened, and he faltered and struggled, not knowing what to say.
Xia Houzhe ignored it and continued to speak.
"You have also seen my painting skills! You, Wang Lang, want to be famous forever? Leave a heroic name? Hehe...sorry!"
"I'm not sure about other things, but... Wang Lang's dying horse picture, I guarantee it will be passed down through the ages!"
"Anyway, you will turn into a piece of loess in the future, why not leave some classic pictures for future generations to watch! At that time... the descendants of your Wang family should be appreciated by the world!"
"Maybe there will be one left, the story of Wang Lang fighting three horses naked! How magnificent!"
"Tell me, how about my method? Are you happy? Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"
Xia Houzhe smiled wickedly, his eyes filled with coldness!
He didn't think there was anything special about this kind of person who couldn't see his own situation clearly.
If you consciously lower your point, then follow the taste and drink spicy food!
In the end, instead of walking on the main road, I insisted on taking the tree-lined path... sorry!
Lao Cao has many generals and generals, and there is no shortage of this stubborn one!
How dare you scold me?I'm sorry for not giving you any shadows!
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