Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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However, before going far, a little accident happened.

"Oh! You don't have eyes when you walk! My icing... all spilled! You pay!"

In front of Xia Houzhe was a 16-year-old girl who looked at him resentfully.

The reason is that before, the little girl held a bowl of icing sugar and jumped up and down happily.

As a result, when he walked in front of Xia Houzhe, his left foot tripped over his right foot, he lost his balance instantly, and fell into Xia Houzhe's arms.

Then the bowl of icing sugar in his hand was sprinkled all over Xia Houzhe's body.

"Yuanyi, do you want me to take her..."

Wang Yue made a throat-cutting gesture, and Xia Houzhe waved his hands again and again.

"It was an accident, don't be nervous, what are you doing so viciously, no wonder you can't get a wife!"

Lu Bu chuckled and looked at Wang Yue mockingly.

"My son-in-law, why don't you teach this bastard how to flirt with a girl? Show him a demonstration, and he will remember it long!"

Xia Houzhe nodded indifferently:

"Yes! Anyway, after today, she doesn't know who I am! For the happiness of Lao Wang, this young master will show you how to tease girls!"

This girl has no internal strength, so it's quite a surprise!Hmm... the identification is complete!

After all, when people carry their backs, their eggs grow sores!

No one can stop bad luck!

But... this girl was born with exceptional beauty!Even if it wasn't an accident, it was an accident in his eyes.

The three views follow the five senses!

Although he was young, only 16 years old, his skin was as smooth and delicate as white jade!Whiter than milk.

On that goose egg round face without makeup, the facial features are even more like natural carvings, and the proportions are almost perfect!

The hair is loose and not tied up!There is also a small hairpin like a butterfly on the head, and the two wings are trembling.

The figure is also relatively tall, and has reached about 1.6 meters five. According to this age, it is no problem to grow to 1.7 meters!

The girl clenched her small hands into fists and shook them in front of Xia Houzhe, her fingers were as slender as catkins.

Her teeth are as white as gourd seeds, and her cheeks are bulging when she speaks, and she has a baby voice.

It looks angry, but it actually gives people a cute feeling!

Especially the pair of willow eyebrows with big eyes made Xia Houzhe couldn't help but praise him.

"Beautiful eyes, Gu Pan, beautiful eyes! Alright, top quality! I'll give you a score of 95 too!"

Compared with Lu Lingqi and the other daughters in his family, this girl has her own merits!But definitely won't lose to a few girls.

It's a pity...Xia Houzhe has no interest!

The family of four has already made him feel that he is often hollowed out, and no matter how many there are, he can't afford to look thinner!

Three palaces and six courtyards, with three wives and four concubines, looks beautiful, but in fact it is really tormenting.

"Teacher! Why are you staring at this girl! Pay me! You pay me for the icing! This was bought with my pocket money for a month!"

The girl stared at Xia Houzhe with those clear eyes of autumn water, as she spoke, water flowed!

Xia Houzhe smiled: "Okay! Pay me! Dare to ask the girl's name?"

He felt that such a beautiful woman should have a name in this troubled world!

And if you can afford the icing, your family background should not be bad!

"Hmph! Why are you bah bah bah? I look so ugly? You still want to ask my name? Do you want to humiliate me?"

Xia Houzhe's face darkened, could it be... this is the generation gap?

Wang Yue and the others next to him suppressed their laughter. This master of flirting with girls has met his opponent!

"I mean, I don't have the icing, but I'll pay you for something better than icing! Would you like it?"

"What? Can you tell me your name first?"

The girl patted her chest proudly: "My name is Gan and my name is Mei!"

Chapter 311 Ganmei?Mrs. Gan?

"What the hell? Sweet plums? You are sweet plums? No wonder you like frosting, that's why!"

Xia Houzhe exclaimed, his eyes suddenly widened.

Of course he knew the name Ganmei!

The other party appeared in Xiao Pei again, without a doubt, it was the legendary Mrs. Gan!

That is Liu Bei's wife!

Liu Chan's biological mother!

To be honest, this girl is really beautiful!She is worthy of the title of White Jade Beauty!

In this area of ​​Xuzhou, she is a famous beauty!

But... now she is not a wife, but just a sweet girl...

Hmm...that's a great name!Fuck girl!

Confirmed his eyes, it's something he likes to do.

Seeing Xia Houzhe was shocked, Gan Mei's big eyes flickered, and she tilted her head slightly, which was really naive.

"What's the matter? Have you heard of this girl's name? Hmph! Who in this town doesn't know my name? There are many people who come to my house to propose marriage!"

Although there were tears in Gan Mei's eyes, the arrogance on her face couldn't be concealed, she looked like a naughty girl.

Xia Houzhe straightened his expression and put his hands behind his back.

Today, he did not bring a feather fan, but only wore a Qingzhi sword.

"That's right! I've heard your name before! When I was young, an old god made a fortune telling me that something was missing in my life! Guess what it is?"

Gan Mei's curiosity came, and a girl of her age was the most curious.

"What is missing?"

Xia Houzhe winked at Wang Yue, as if to say, you look good, old bastard!Demo only once!

After Wang Yue nodded, he fixed his eyes on him.

With a sunny smile, Xia Houzhe leaned his head towards him and winked, "Hey! The old fairy said, I'm missing you in my life!"

In an instant, Ganmei, who was like a little witch, turned red and became a little awkward.

In the past, all the men who came to her family to propose marriage were pretending to be gentlemen. No one had ever spoken to her so frankly and frivolously!

"You...you nonsense! Don't ruin my reputation! I...I...I don't lack you!"

"Cough! Dare I ask you girl, has anyone said that you are Wangfu?"

Gan Mei was startled: "How do you know? A fortune teller told me that when I was a child, and that I could live in the Imperial Palace..."

Before she finished speaking, Gan Mei covered her mouth!

Xia Houzhe smiled badly: "I knew it! That's what the old god told me back then! So I want to try to see if you are really prosperous! I wonder if you can?"

Gan Mei stomped her feet shyly, how can a man talk like this to a girl who has not been married these days?

Let's call him promiscuous, but he is very serious, not a word of swearing!

Call him a disciple, but he is so handsome!

She really wanted to flee the scene, but the icing sugar splashed on the ground and Xia Houzhe's appearance made her unable to move her legs!

"You...you pay me the icing first! Otherwise, I will report to the police!"

Seeing Ganmei like this, Lu Bu, Zhao Yun and Wang Yue all stared wide-eyed!

Wang Yue: Damn it!What kind of fairy operation is this?This bitch doesn't twitch her ears?

Zhao Yun: God!This girl is very hot, I think it can be compared with my Wu Die, but Yuan Yi made her neck blush?Learned learned!Grandpa go back and try!

Lu Bu:? ? ?Shouldn't conquering a woman be...women, sleep?I will cut you off if you don't agree to me?

Xia Houzhe smiled mysteriously: "Okay! Sorry, I'll do a trick for you first!"

After the words fell, Gan Mei was filled with great interest.

"Okay, okay!"

I saw Xia Houzhe put his palm on his chest, jumped a few times, and turned his wrist, and a bowl of spicy strips appeared in his hand.

"Wow! That's amazing! I didn't even see how you changed!"

"I won't tell you, this is a secret method passed on to me by the immortals. I only pass it on to my wife, not others! Come on. Change it for you!"

In the same way, this time he became candied haws!

The red candied haws look very charming!

Just as beautiful as blood jade!

"God! What is this?"

Gan Mei covered her mouth and screamed!She likes these two things very much, and at a glance, she knows that they are delicious!

"Candied haws! It's delicious. It's made of icing sugar. I'll give it to you as my compensation! This candied haws is just like my heart that likes you. Take it and taste it slowly!"

Xia Houzhe handed her the candied haws and spicy strips.

Candied haws came out in the Southern Song Dynasty. At that time, it was used as a blind appetizer to treat the imperial concubine!

It can produce body fluid, quench thirst and help digestion!

In fact, it is made of hawthorn and rock sugar, very simple!

In Xia Houzhe's family, these things are used to relieve the tiredness of eating meat. Generally, his family doesn't eat much sugar.

Ganmei stuck out her tongue and licked the candied haws lightly.

Suddenly his eyes lit up.

"Wow! So sweet! It tastes like icing sugar!"

After finishing speaking, she took another bite, the sweet and sour taste made her eyes narrow instantly, it was really cute.

"Oh! The tooth clapper is sour! Sour and sweet are so delicious! You are so delicious!"

"By the way, what's your name? For the sake of compensating me for so much delicious food, I will give you a chance!"

After Ganmei had something delicious, she was in a good mood and made a joke with Xia Houzhe.

"Xia Houzhe! Remember it!"

"Okay, little girl, see you again, I'm leaving!"

Xia Houzhe smiled slightly, and prepared to leave with a few people. He did not forget this mission.

He didn't want sweet plums either, how could a beautiful woman have a small amount of money?

Get so much home, can't you die of waterlogging?There is never plowed land, only exhausted oxen!

He just wanted to show Wang Yue how to pick up girls!

In the era of gunfire in later generations, picking up girls is extremely difficult, you need a lot of money, luxury cars, mansions, and show routines.

But now... you only need 99% of your talents, plus [-]% of your routines, and you can get it done!

"Yeah! You're leaving? Where are you going? Can I go and play?"

The corners of Ganmei's mouth are covered with red candied stains, and she doesn't have the temperament of a lady at all.

"Heh! I'm going to get something, you wait for me to marry you! Let's go!"

"If you are destined to meet thousands of miles away, if you don't have the destiny, you will never meet face to face!"

After that, he stretched out his hand and gently wiped the sugar stains on the corner of her mouth.

Gan Mei's heart was touched for a while!She found that she didn't dislike the other party's behavior, probably because of the food and good looks!