Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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Cao Cao couldn't help nodding!Feel very satisfied!

Seeing is believing, after Xu Chu used the mace, Cao Cao understood how powerful this thing is!

Not weaker than a broadsword at all!Most importantly... it can also break armor!

"This is what a guard should look like! Later, I will let the Tiger Guards build this kind of guard! It looks domineering! Add a suit of armor, and it will be invincible!"

Xun Yu beside him also nodded.

"My lord, why don't you build an army? Specially use this to go to the battlefield! If you go down with a stick, I'm afraid you will kill several people? It will definitely become a murderous weapon!"

Cao Cao nodded approvingly: "Great idea! Go and pick 500 people for me later! You need to be strong! You need to be tall!"

Xun Yu's face darkened, and he slapped himself!

Make you stupid!

Seeing Cao Cao Xu Chu's happy appearance, Xia Houzhe smiled.

"One rockery, one gold! When will I be compensated?"

Cao Cao fell silent and looked up at the sky!Xia Houzhe didn't pay much attention either!After all, he is such a rascal.

"By the way, Yuanyi, how did you lift the mace just now? I look at you and you seem to be very relaxed!"

Xia Houzhe's face darkened, and he gave Xu Chu a hard look.

This guy looks nervous, but he is actually very careful!

"You have a lot of shit! When I was young, I farmed a lot, so I'm not strong enough? It's only eighty catties, and it's not heavy! My wife and mother are not worth eighty."

"By the way, brother, do you want to become more temperamental? Looks extremely domineering? Full of style?"

Xia Houzhe used his unique trick to change the subject...

Hearing this, Cao Cao's eyes lit up instantly, and he grabbed Xia Houzhe's arms excitedly!

"What? Brother! Are you finally planning to change my image? I've been waiting for a long time!"

Because he is not handsome and short, in fact, under Cao Cao's arrogance, he also hides a little inferiority complex!

Xia Houzhe knew this!

Later, when the Huns were in chaos, Cao Cao sent the tall and handsome Cui Yan to negotiate instead of him because of his low self-esteem and was not enough to deter the Huns.

And he himself, dressed as a historian, watched from the side.

Xia Houzhe nodded with a smile: "That's right! You are my righteous brother, of course I want to help you! Come on! Come into the room with me and take off your clothes! I'll help you transform!"

After the words fell, Cao Cao got into Xia Houzhe's room like lightning, took off his shoes and lay down on the bed...

"Wori! Get up! What are you doing? Believe it or not, I will smash you to death with a mace!"

Cao Cao blinked, not knowing why.

"Quick! Take off your clothes and pants!"

Hearing this, Cao Cao's face turned red, and he was a little embarrassed.

Lying sideways on the bed, one foot is straight, the other is slightly bent and pressed on it, and one hand is supporting the head.

The other hand slid all the way from the knee to the thigh!stroking leg hair...

"My dear brother, come on! I'm ready! Uh huh!"

Xia Houzhe stepped back a few steps in horror!

There was a retching in the mouth!

"Ouch... you step on the horse... vomit! Can you stop being angry! Get up! Change clothes!"

After speaking, a black suit was thrown in front of Cao Cao.

Cao Cao's face returned to seriousness!

"Hey! Are you still playing this trick? Come on! Who is afraid of whom!"

After speaking, get ready to change into a suit!

Chapter 275 Suit boss, Cao Cao

"Brother! Why are you wearing this?"

Cao Cao was very confused holding the suit!

After all, he has never seen anyone wear this thing, nor has he worn it himself.

"Come on! Take off all your clothes and put on this navy blue shirt first! Then put on the western...no, the eastern suit!"

Xia Houzhe personally went to the court to teach him, and began to wear it himself.

"This is called Dongzhuang?"

Cao Cao shook his clothes suspiciously, he always felt weird.

"That's right! It's called Dongfu! Come on, put on your pants! This is a belt, tie it yourself! Forget it, let me tie it for you!"

"Cowhide, real leather! Don't worry, it's not adulterated! Don't look at it with that suspicious look! How do I do, how do you learn!"

Xia Houzhe flicked the belt in his hand, he really wanted to hit Cao Cao...

"Let me tell you, if a child is disobedient, it will work with this thing! There is also a bamboo fork... It hurts to beat someone!"

"Okay! Recently your nephew Cao Pi is not very obedient. He is only four years old, and he actually went to steal women. I will hang him up and give him a good beating when he goes back!"

Cao Cao nodded, keeping the words in his mind.

Xia Houzhe blinked and nodded in agreement.

"It really should be taken care of! Smash it to death!"

【Hey!I'm afraid you don't know, this kid will rob many of your wives and concubines in the future!He even proclaimed himself emperor! 】

[And sleep with your wife, kill your baby!well!Unworthy descendants! 】

Hearing this voice, Cao Cao was shocked!The whole face changes color in an instant!

My heart is full of disbelief!

This villain!In the future, he would actually do such unconventional things?snort!

I never thought of becoming emperor, but you actually become emperor?

And kill my other sons?That's your brother!

This is the same root, why is it too urgent!

Unforgivable!This son doesn't matter!

In Cao Cao's heart, he immediately chose to believe Xia Houzhe's words, without any doubts at all!

He didn't even trust his four-year-old son!

It can be seen how much he trusts Xia Houzhe in his heart!

While being angry, I wrote a poem by the way...

He was a poet, full of talent, so no surprise!

Xia Houzhe didn't know that he had cheated Cao Pi with just a random thought... and it was a particularly miserable one!

Seeing Cao Cao's expression changed, Xia Houzhe was puzzled for a while.

Can't help but look at Cao Cao.

At this moment, he was holding the zipper of his trousers, and fell into a state of sluggishness.

"What's wrong? Did you catch the egg when you pulled the zipper? It really hurts!"

"Ah? Hmm! I caught it, it really hurts! Hiss..."

Cao Cao woke up suddenly, and followed Xia Houzhe's words, with a particularly exaggerated expression.

But Xia Houzhe didn't doubt it either, because he was caught... It was so sour that he could cry directly.

Heartbreaking!

"Loosen the zipper, be careful! Don't pinch the end! Or you'll cry!"

Although the structure of the zipper is very simple, but the current production process, a pair of zippers, took a mature craftsman two days to make it!

Cao Cao kept Cao Pi's matter in his heart, and followed Xia Houzhe step by step.

"Come on! Leather shoes! Put them on! Leather ones! How many stitches have been broken to sew these shoes!"

Xia Houzhe threw a pair of shiny leather shoes to Cao Cao!

Cao Cao didn't hesitate, and immediately put it on, and stepped on it a few times!

"Brother, these things are hard and uncomfortable! It's like combat boots, uncomfortable! And I don't think it's breathable. It's so hot to wear on this hot day!"

Xia Houzhe rolled his eyes.

"It's not just hot? If you wear it for a day and take it off, sticking it into the fish pond will kill a bunch of fish! In the future, I suggest you change your shoes outside and wash your feet before going home! Otherwise, my sister-in-law won't let you go to bed."

"For your image, would you rather be hot or ugly?"

This pair of shoes was slightly raised by Xia Houzhe. After wearing them, Cao Cao's altitude was a little bit higher...

"Of course I want to be hot! I want to be handsome!"

Cao Cao's eyes narrowed slightly, with yearning on his face.

"If you want to be handsome, come on! Put on this watch!"

Xia Houzhe took out a black watch and put it on for Cao Cao.

This watch... is purely an ornament, it is used to improve the style, and it cannot be used to tell the time!

"Show it, don't hide it! When you have money in the future, you can also get a gold watch to wear!"

"Come on, tie! I'll teach you to tie it, but it doesn't matter whether it's tied or not!"

Xia Houzhe took out a tie and taught Cao Cao in slow motion.

After doing all this, Xia Houzhe looked at Cao Cao and instantly gave him a thumbs up!

"Hey! It's much better than before. I have the posture of a gangster. Please call me a fashion designer from now on, Mr. Yuanyi!"

"Come on! Put on the sunglasses! I specially made these! It's specially designed for you group of pretenders... oh no, successful people!"

With the sunglasses on, Cao Cao was startled.

"Brother! Am I blind! I can't see the light!"

"Fuck! It's not blind, it's just that the workmanship is not very good, and the light transmission is not so bright. I will improve it next time, so you just make do with it! You can barely see the road!"

After Xia Houzhe put on sunglasses for Cao Cao, he pushed him in front of the mirror!

"Look! How about it!"

Cao Cao looked at himself in the mirror and was overjoyed!

"Fuck! Brother, this mirror...how is it so real? It's much clearer than the bronze mirror! Looking at it this way...I seem to be more handsome than the one in the bronze mirror!"

Cao Cao stroked his beard and nodded in satisfaction.

"Although this body is a bit weird and hot, but overall, it's really good! I'm very satisfied! I didn't expect that I, Cao, have such a handsome side!"

Cao Cao looked left and right, and gave himself a thumbs up!

Xia Houzhe laughed: "Hahaha! This is the first suit of the big man's eastern suit. You are now leading the trend and standing at the forefront of the trend!"

In fact, Xia Houzhe really wanted to shave Cao Cao's hair into a big back, but he was afraid that the other party would fight him hard.

After thinking about it, I still gave up such an idea!

After all, in this day and age, hair is as important as the head.

"Really? I am leading the trend now? Great! Will it be recorded in the history books in the future?"

"I don't know about that, so what! You change your temperament, don't look like an old man! Show your domineering!"

Xia Houzhe rubbed his chin and looked at Cao Cao, constantly correcting the opponent's mistakes.

Cao Cao, as the host, always accompanied me with domineering, but he restrained himself in front of Xia Houzhe.