Three Kingdoms: Gou Shen I was overheard by Cao Cao

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Dian Wei interrupted him in a low voice.

"Pfft...that's right! My lord, you just learn. Can you stop dancing with those two beards? And that waist, can you be awkward? You don't look like a dancer at all! You dance like... an old lady with a beard!"

Wang Yue couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Cao Cao stared, his face darkened: "Why are you laughing! When I learn it, I will also be a generation of immortals!"

"Okay, okay! We don't laugh! Don't worry, we have received professional training, and generally we don't laugh! Unless we really can't help it! Hahahaha!"

Although Wang Yue and Dian Wei said so, the smiles on their faces were undisguised.

Annoyed, Cao Cao closed the book and returned it to Xia Houzhe.

"You two, you don't want the bounty anymore, do you? The money is still in my hands now!"

The two looked at each other and laughed even more happily, but Cao Cao always felt that these two guys were laughing at him!

No!wrong!They are just laughing at Lao Tzu!

"No... no more! Hahaha! With this little money, my lord, you can buy some meat and a strong body! We have money! Yuanyi gave us 888 gold red envelopes during the Chinese New Year! It's enough!"

Hearing this, Cao Cao lost his composure for an instant, and stood up suddenly!

"What the hell? 888 gold? Red envelopes?"

"Ang! That's right, not only the two of us, but also the three girls in the family!"

Dian Wei spread his hands and replied, Cao Cao almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

"Fuck! Brother, you are not mean enough! They all have red envelopes. Not only did you not give them to me, but you even ran to my house with two younger brothers and sisters to ask me for red envelopes? What a face!"

"No, no, no! You have to make up for this red envelope! You can't favor one over another!"

Cao Cao quit. Now the more he looks at Xia Houzhe, the more he feels that what he did is not a human thing!

Just like that damn mosquito!I pretended to be full of blood, and I still want to suck him!

And... the news about the red envelope must be kept secret!

Otherwise, if you know it, it will be endless!

"You're thinking farts! You've already called me brother, according to the rules, you're the one who gives me a red envelope, there's nothing wrong with it!"

Xia Houzhe rolled his eyes, and gently placed the Taiping Sutra on the table.

Cao Cao was not annoyed either, he knew this guy's temper, and it was very difficult, almost impossible, to get the money out of his pocket!

If you want his money, you can only borrow it!

And this time when he goes back, Cao Cao plans to borrow more!Otherwise, what do you use to raise soldiers?

As for whether he can still go, he hadn't thought about it at all!

Why should I pay back the money I borrowed with my ability?If it doesn't work, I'll take Qing'er to his house!

At that time, my daughter has infiltrated the enemy's interior and became his family member. How dare he ask my father-in-law for money?

She, Lu Lingqi, is worth [-] gold, and my Cao Cao's daughter deserves this price no matter what!

"Forget it, it's okay not to give the red envelope, then you can discuss it with your siblings! Lend me this book to read for a few nights! I want to learn those fairy arts!"

Chapter 207 I, Cao Cao, Can Know Immortal Techniques

Xia Houzhe rolled his eyes and didn't care about the Taiping Jing because he doesn't believe in religion!

Generally speaking, the Taiping Jing still focuses on promoting religious beliefs.

"I'll ask Mei Niang for you later, if she agrees, you can find someone to make a copy! However, this thing is too simple, if you want to learn, I will teach you some?"

Xia Houzhe was somewhat disapproving of the 'immortal art' mentioned above.

[Can this be considered a fairy art?I can make a lot of them for you in minutes! 】

Hearing this, Cao Cao froze in place, blinking his eyes in disbelief.

Fuck!He actually said that this fairy technique is too superficial?What the hell!

Wait... Since he thinks that the fairy art is superficial, doesn't it prove that he is more powerful than the fairy who wrote the Taiping Sutra?

Then I will learn the Mao Taiping Sutra!

Can't you just learn from my virtuous brother?

I really picked up copper coins and lost gold!Leave an exiled immortal alone, what book to read by yourself!

If I have the magic of immortality, I will change into a few incarnations outside my body!Let them deal with my mother-in-law!

well!There are too many women, it's really uncomfortable, I feel like I'm being hollowed out every day!

Instead, come out to fight, and you can rest!Miserable!

Cao Cao shook his head and rubbed his hands: "Okay! Brother, I want to learn the magic of immortality from you!"

Xia Houzhe nodded: "Actually...these so-called immortal methods are nothing more than superficial knowledge of chemistry and physics! If you want to learn, I will teach you a few simple and easy ones!"

After finishing speaking, Xia Houzhe stood up from the stool, waved his sleeves, and a handful of green onions and a brush appeared in his hand.

Cao Cao has seen this kind of scene a lot, and he doesn't think it's strange!Immortal, what method is not normal?

I just don't know, can he bring military rations?

Thinking of this, Cao Cao was startled suddenly, as if he had planted a seed!

If you can bring military rations, how much trouble will you save?Go back and ask him!

Cao Cao was very interested: "My dear brother! What kind of fairy art are you teaching?"

Even Dian Wei and Wang Yue came over and looked at him eagerly!

"Oh! I'll teach you how to write a script without words!"

Xia Houzhe replied flatly, without any emotion on his face.

"Wordless scriptures? Damn it! Is it so high-end? I looked through the Taiping Jing, and I just saw it!"

Cao Cao exclaimed, he finally understands now, what is the most deadly pretending to be invisible!

Use the most bland tone, say the most awesome things, and the most important thing is to do awesome things in your hands!

Opened the Taiping Jing and flipped through it, and on the last page, he saw the wordless script!

I saw the remark on it: The Supreme Immortal Secret Art, Wordless Heavenly Book!

But Cao Cao didn't understand much!Feel very obscure!

Xia Houzhe didn't care about his surprise, and pulled out the Qingzhi sword with another hand, and smashed the light white of the green onion frantically with the hilt.

And squeeze out a lot of juice!

Then I dipped some juice with a brush and wrote a few words on the paper.

Cao Cao is a big sb!

Seeing those words, Cao Cao was taken aback.

"Yuanyi! What do you mean by that? Why haven't you seen it before? How did you read it?"

Xia Houzhe blinked, without any guilt or blush on his face.

"This one! Say 'Two Deaths,' and another to force!"

"The meaning is very simple! Cao Cao is handsome! How are you doing, are you satisfied?"

Hearing that Cao Cao was stunned for a second, he nodded in relief!

"Satisfied! Or Yuan Yi has vision! Cao Cao's scum? So this dude is praising someone handsome? I get it! I learned it!"

"The vocabulary here is still fresh! Hahaha! Brother, you are also a big sb!"

Hearing Cao Cao's laughter, Xia Houzhe couldn't help it!

"Pfft! Good, good, brother, you are a sb! I agree! But I am not!"

Seeing his appearance, Cao Cao frowned.

"I don't think this is what it means? Why do you feel like you are scolding me?"

"No, no, no! How could it be! This is a compliment!"

【you do not say!You are boasting yourself as an idiot!I didn't expect Lao Cao to have such a cute scene! 】

Hearing this heartfelt voice, Cao Cao's complexion turned dark!

This is not the first time this guy has called him a fool in his heart!Already have a certain immunity!

Hello Xia Houzhe!How could you treat me like this?

snort!Can't afford it?Jealous of my brilliance?If I hadn't known your inner voice, I would have been fooled by you this time!

Just when Cao Cao wanted to write a big sb about Xia Houzhe, he suddenly discovered that the words on the paper had disappeared!

"Huh? Brother, why did the words on it disappear? I clearly saw what you wrote on it!"

Cao Cao picked up the paper, turned it over and over again, and there were really no words!Can't help but feel surprised!

Dian Wei Wang Yue also took the paper and looked at it, but he didn't see any words!

Looking at Cao Cao who looked like a bumpkin, Xia Houzhe coughed lightly.

"Ahem! Now is the time to witness a miracle!"

After the words were finished, another alcohol lamp was pulled out after changing hands. The eyes of Cao Cao and the others were immediately attracted, and they didn't even dare to blink!

Xia Houzhe put the paper on the fire and roasted it for a while, and suddenly several large black characters appeared one after another!

Cao Cao is a big sb!

Cao Cao: "Fuck!" (?o?;)

Dian Wei: "Fuck!" ( ?Д?)ノ

Wang Yue: "Damn it, uncle! It's amazing!" (?皮?)

Xia Houzhe grinned: ? (????)σhhh...

"Basic exercises don't be six!"

Looking at the brown to black characters, Cao Cao and the others were extremely shocked!

"My dear brother (Yuanyi), how...how did you do it? I think this fairy method is so simple! But no one taught it, and I find it so difficult!"

"If there is such a method, won't it be used to exchange military information with Xizuo in the future? I didn't expect it! I, Cao Cao, can also learn the immortal technique today!"

After all, Cao Cao's vision is different from that of King Dianwei, and everything can be associated with military affairs!

Xia Houzhe nodded appreciatively, and then began to explain to Cao Cao.

"That's really a good idea!"

"Actually, that's all about the fairy arts of the Taiping Jing! There's really no need to learn it, and it's useless if you learn it! Zhang Jiao will die if he learns it!"

"I didn't see him flying into the sky and escaping from the ground! But he used a little knowledge of physics and chemistry! Because there is an ingredient in the scallion white, which has a lower ignition point than paper, so it will turn black when it is baked!"

Hearing his explanation, Cao Cao was stunned!

physics?Chemical?

It turns out that Brother Xian has already been taught the magic of immortals?I'm going to learn it later!

Seeing that there was some scallion water left, Cao Cao played with Dian Wei and Wang Yue for a while.

After satisfying his curiosity, Cao Cao's expression became solemn.

"My dear brother, I almost forgot the business after being disturbed by you!"

"Today we discovered a big problem! The Yellow Turban troops are disorganized and lawless! It's not easy at all! I'm worried that they will rebel if they are under a little pressure!"

"And many of them are old, weak and remnant soldiers, and none of them are capable of fighting! What should we do?"

"I discussed it with Gou or them, and we can get the elite if we want! After all, there are too many soldiers that we can't afford! But for the rest of the common people, we don't have a good place to settle down yet!"

Cao Cao sighed, getting so many soldiers is his chance to rise.

But this Yellow Turban is not as good as the Black Mountain Army obtained before!

They are all troops made up of refugees, but the Montenegrin army has a lot of strict discipline, and there are not so many miscellaneous soldiers.