novelaction Chapter 216: Good Things in the Wine Jar
Chapter 216: Good Things in the Wine Jar
No matter how anxious Jiang He was, there was nothing he could do. He had to drink patiently. He couldn't go out and talk nonsense in front of his father-in-law and mother-in-law.
However, what Jiang He didn't expect was that Miao Laonian soon got drunk. Miao's mother scolded him for being unruly while helping him up and also called away Chunyu who was drinking.
Liu Changfu and his friends were also drunk, but they still managed to arrange accommodation for Cheng Feiyu and Shen Wanqing.
Shen Wanqing looked at Jiang He with a cat-like look on her face, sneered in her heart, and directly bolted the door of the cabin.
You didn't come when I was waiting, and now you want to come, it's too late, just hold it in.
If you kneel outside the door and beg me, I can mercifully open the door and let you in.
It’s not that easy to pull it off, I can let you lick my feet a few times.
Men don’t cherish women who are easily obtained. I have to keep him hanging.
But Shen Wanqing waited and waited but no one came, and there was no sound except the louder and louder snoring of Cheng Feiyu in the outer room as he was drunk.
Shen Wanqing couldn't help but feel curious. He wouldn't be squatting at the door, would he? Is he that patient?
Shen Wanqing couldn't help but open the door, but outside the room, only Cheng Feiyu was sleeping in a strange position, and there was no sign of Jiang He.
Jiang He had no time to flirt with Shen Wanqing now. He had already gone to Li Xiu Lian's house. The water had already been prepared, and even she and Wang Xiaobing had already taken a bath.
Jiang He only needs to stand in the big wash basin and he doesn't have to worry about the rest.
Jianghe was awakened by the barking of dogs and Chunyu's loud voice calling for his brother.
The left side of the quilt is smooth and the right side is warm. I really don’t want to move.
But it’s not a good idea for Chunyu to keep shouting like this.
Jiang He stood up, pinched his sore legs, and rubbed his slightly cold lower back. The loss was extremely great.
After killing the tiger, you must keep a few tiger bones to soak in wine to nourish yourself.
It's a pity that the one active here is a tigress. If it were a male tiger, the tiger penis would be kept to soak in wine, and that guy would be very powerful.
Jiang He did not go out the front door, but went out the back door, passed through the vegetable garden at the back, climbed over the wooden sticks, and came back from the back of the village.
"Hey, brother, where have you been? Why did you come back from the back of the village?" Chunyu asked with a big grin.
Jiang He glared at her and said, "I can't go take a shit in the wild!"
"Brother, you can't do this. I tell you, if you don't have that stinky toilet smell when you poop, it won't be pleasant!"
"Then keep squatting!"
Jiang He yawned and went back to get his gun.
Miao's mother had already prepared breakfast. Miao Laonian put out his cigarette and invited everyone to come to the table to eat.
After dinner, Jiang He went to the production team's pigpen and found that a pig weighing more than 100 kilograms was missing.
While introducing the items, Liu Changfu was also feeling lucky that the sows with piglets were not stolen.
This year's lambs have already been reserved by the villagers.
Now that the policies have been relaxed and people's hearts have become more lively, every family wants to raise their own pigs. At least during the Chinese New Year, after selling the pork, they can keep some pig heads, tails, blood necks, etc., so that they can have a prosperous year.
"Look, the paw prints are still there!"
Jiang He looked at the tiger paw print and felt a little strange.
Because the claw mark is a bit too big, this tiger must weigh at least 500 or 600 kilograms.
The tigress active here weighs no more than three or four hundred kilograms. She is a very young tigress who has not yet fully grown.
Moreover, Xiaohong came over and smelled it, but she was not scared to pee.
As we all know, dogs are useless when fighting tigers.
Nature overwhelms the dog, which cannot smell the scent, let alone track the tiger.
Otherwise, why are tigers so difficult to fight?
Cheng Feiyu studied the tiger's whereabouts with great interest and followed Jiang He around the village for a whole day.
Apart from a few pheasants that hid in the grass, not a single tiger hair was found.
Cheng Feiyu looked nervous at first, but he walked to the back, carrying his gun and swinging his hips, like a puppet soldier entering a village. He was no longer looking for a tiger, but instead startled a rabbit.
Cheng Feiyu chased the rabbit excitedly.
When he reached a ditch, he missed a step and rolled down.
Jiang He and the others laughed out loud, saying, "You deserve it. You're in trouble."
"Ah, ah, ah!"
Cheng Feiyu screamed in the trench.
"Oh my god, what did I hit?"
Jiang He was startled, thinking that he had broken his leg or something.
Just as a few people were about to step forward, Cheng Feiyu crawled out of the trench, with dirt on his body and a piece of intestine hanging around his neck. A foul smell hit their noses.
"Murder, murder!" Cheng Feiyu shouted.
Jiang He was shocked. He didn't find the tiger, but found a dead person first?
But when Cheng Feiyu ran up to him with his intestines hanging out, Jiang He breathed a sigh of relief.
Where did this dead person come from? What's hanging around his neck is clearly pig intestines.
Several people avoided Cheng Feiyu and ran to the trench to take a look.
At the bottom of the trench, a piece of soil was dug up by something, revealing a lot of intestines and bones.
Jiang He recognized it at a glance; it was a lantern hanging.
But he immediately frowned again. Even if someone killed a wild boar, they would not hang the lantern and bury it after cleaning it up. They should wait on the tree.
Looking at the clean-gnawed bones not far away, I realized that the bones belonged to a pig's head. The head and nose were small, so it was not a wild boar, but a domestic pig.
Hey, the tiger was not found, but the pig that was stolen from the village was found.
Jiang He asked Cheng Feiyu to wash in the small ditch nearby, and then sent Chunyu back to the village to look for someone.
Soon, Chunyu led Liu Changfu and a group of villagers over.
When Liu Changfu saw the organs and bones in the pit, he immediately jumped up and cursed: "Fuck his eight generations of blood ancestors, which bastard stole the village pig?"
The villagers also looked at each other and whispered to each other.
There was no objection as to who stole the pig.
Who is not blind? Wild animals cannot eat that much. Only stolen food would hurriedly throw away the internal organs, pig heads, etc., because since they are stolen, there is no way to clean them up at home.
So, only the meat was kept, and the heads and internal organs that were difficult to clean up were thrown away.
It's a waste. The pig's head is so fragrant, the braised pork intestines, and the fried kidneys are so delicious. They are a great dish no matter where you eat them.
Liu Changfu grabbed Jiang He's arm and said earnestly, "Da Jiang, you must find this thief. It all depends on you!"
Jiang He quickly waved his hand and said with a smile, "Forget it, I'm fine with hunting, but I'm not good at investigating cases!"
Cheng Feiyu ran over, covered in a lingering stench of decay, and shouted excitedly, "I, I, I can do it! I majored in criminal investigation at a technical secondary school!"
Liu Changfu immediately smiled and agreed, saying that from now on you will investigate this case on behalf of all the villagers in Lingbei Village.
Jiang He glared at Cheng Feiyu and asked, "Why are you everywhere? Are you really not afraid of being hit by a club?"
Jiang He looked at Liu Changfu deeply again.
There are only a few heads of garlic in the village, and only a few people who can do such a bad thing.
You old bitch, as the production team leader, it would be weird if you didn't know who he was.
You actually want me to take the blame.
Now, Cheng Feiyu actually jumped out to take the blame.
If you want to recite it, then recite it.
Cheng Feiyu felt like he had found the meaning of life. He waved his hand with great enthusiasm and set up a detection team, bringing Jiang He into the team.
Jiang He wouldn't do that. I don't have the time to care more about Li Xiu Lian and Wang Xiao Bing. They are living such a good life.
Liu Er, on the other hand, joined in investigating the case with great interest.
Shen Wanqing couldn't help but say, "It's a pig after all, an important means of production. This is a serious case, just call the police."
Liu Changfu and several other village leaders' expressions changed slightly.
Before they could say anything, Cheng Feiyu waved his hand with an understanding look: "Wanqing, you have never lived in the countryside, you don't know.
In the countryside, people believe in keeping dirty laundry private. Problems are resolved internally, unless it's a major case like murder, then the government will handle it!"
Jiang He rolled his eyes secretly. You know that family disgrace should not be made public, but you still stepped into the pit.
Chunyu wanted to follow along, but was dragged away by Jianghe.
Chunyu was still unhappy, but as soon as she entered the door, she saw Miao's mother busy cooking in the kitchen, especially when she bent over to wash the pot.
Nowadays, those who wear thin clothes in spring, even if they are nearly forty years old, their appearance and figure are still charming.
Maybe it was because she listened to Jiang He's advice and decided to practice a new voice, so the mother-in-law became more charming, while the father-in-law Miao Laonian became more listless and his back was bent.
Chunyu ran over to help, rubbing against Miao Ma while helping.
Miao Laonian handed Jiang He a cigarette, then bent down and took out a wine jar from the bottom shelf of the cabinet with a grunt.
There are several scaly-like things soaking in the wine jar, and the wine is also a deep brown color. This thing looks very exciting at first glance.
"Oh, it's the immortal grass, a great product for nourishing the kidneys and strengthening yang, second only to tiger penis.
Dad, this is some good stuff, you need to drink more to replenish your body!"
Miao Laonian looked at Jiang He deeply, snorted twice and said, "You, drink more too."