novelaction #1250 - Saving someone's wife? Donor, why didn't you tell me earlier?
#1250 - Saving someone's wife? Donor, why didn't you tell me earlier?
In an instant, Tang Sanzang seemed like a lit powder keg, leaping three feet high.
"Amitabha Buddha, my ass! Every day is filled with bullshit and nonsense!!!"
Tang Sanzang abruptly flung open the meditation room door, glaring at the ghost.
The ghost wore a mournful face.
"This master, excuse me, please, could you listen to what I have to say?"
Without a word, Tang Sanzang slapped the ghost with a mighty backhand.
The ghost instantly spun around like a top, whirling hundreds of times before barely managing to stand still.
Tang Sanzang gritted his teeth, his face filled with furious rage.
"This monk doesn't care who you are, this monk finally managed to get some sleep, if you dare disturb me again, this monk will directly send you to the afterlife!"
The ghost was on the verge of tears.
"No, master, please, with your great kindness and virtue, take a look at me first."
Tang Sanzang was indeed in a fit of anger, after all, he had been tormented by those beasts from the Western Paradise recently.
Having not rested for over ten days, Tang Sanzang only wanted to sleep, so no matter who came knocking, Tang Sanzang was only filled with anger.
However, now that the ghost said this, Tang Sanzang reluctantly suppressed the anger in his heart and carefully looked at the ghost—
He wore a sky-piercing crown, a jade belt around his waist, a robe embroidered with flying dragons and dancing phoenixes, ochre-yellow in color, cloud-patterned shoes with embroidered openings, and held a white jade tablet engraved with the constellations.
His face resembled the Eastern Peak Great Emperor of Longevity, his form like the Enlightened Ruler of Wenchang.
He looked noble and imposing, simply too extravagant.
Tang Sanzang frowned.
"What, do ghosts now pay attention to status? Coming out to scare people and even dressing so luxuriously, like an emperor."
The ghost was about to cry.
"Master, my home is located due west, only forty li from here. There is a city there, which is where I established my foundation."
"That was where I founded my kingdom, renamed the Wuji Kingdom, and I am the king of the Wuji Kingdom!"
However, the situation of Tang Sanzang kneeling and worshipping loudly, as imagined, did not occur.
Tang Sanzang only looked coldly at the King of Wuji Kingdom.
"Hmm. Continue."
"Tell me, why would a perfectly good king want to be a water ghost? Is there some special hobby?"
The King of Wuji Kingdom wore a bitter face.
"I've never heard of anyone giving up being a king to be a ghost, but the reason for this is a long story."
However, Tang Sanzang abruptly blocked the King of Wuji Kingdom's mouth.
"If it's a long story, then don't tell it, this monk doesn't want to hear it, bye-bye!"
Tang Sanzang kicked out, directly sending the ghost flying thirty feet away.
Tang Sanzang was, after all, a body cultivator, with vigorous blood energy in his body, so even a ghost could be kicked away.
Not to mention kicking him away, even if Tang Sanzang evaporated the King of Wuji Kingdom, it wouldn't be a problem at all, and even if Tang Sanzang wanted to, a day trip to the underworld would be easy.
It was precisely because of this that Tang Sanzang was not scared by the King of Wuji Kingdom at all, and even less likely to be morally kidnapped.
The King of Wuji Kingdom simply felt too pained, he felt that he was the most humiliated of all ghosts.
A perfectly good ghost, actually being scared like this, and even being kicked around so shamelessly.
The King of Wuji Kingdom only lamented:
"Holy monk, it's really not that I'm disturbing you late at night, it's just that the Taoist priest in the country is too much, seizing my country, the three palaces of empresses, the six courts of concubines, all belong to him."
"I also happened to know that the holy monk had arrived here, so I boldly came to ask the holy monk to save me…"
However, before the King of Wuji Kingdom could finish speaking, he suddenly saw a gust of wind blowing past.
Was that the keyword to activate Tang Sanzang?
Tang Sanzang extended his hand very kindly, pulling up the ghost of the King of Wuji Kingdom.
He also bowed very politely, and said in a gentle voice:
"Let me reintroduce myself, this monk is an upright monk,奉东土大唐旨意 (ordered by the Great Tang Dynasty of the East), going to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. I have three disciples, all heroes who subdue dragons and tigers, and brave men who sweep away monsters and eliminate demons."
"The Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will? Now that this monk hears that His Majesty's concubines seem to be encountering some suffering, how can this monk ignore it?"
"Please tell me everything, Your Majesty, and this monk will definitely uphold justice for all the concubines."
The King of Wuji Kingdom's face was a bit indescribably tangled.
This Tang Sanzang seems to have some problems, why does he seem to care so much about married women?
I must be overthinking it, Tang Sanzang is, after all, a dignified holy monk, he must be taking it as his mission to save the world, so he is so gentle.
The King of Wuji Kingdom was still too young after all.
If he knew about Tang Sanzang's previous concern for the Hundred Flowers Fairy, it is estimated that the King of Wuji Kingdom would regret bringing a wolf into his house…
Seeing that the King of Wuji Kingdom didn't talk about such a crucial thing as married women, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but ask eagerly:
"Your Majesty is so panicked, what is the reason for this? Please tell me quickly, this monk, ah, what I like most is punishing evil and promoting good, helping others… wives."
The King of Wuji Kingdom was stunned for a moment.
"Holy monk, did you just say something strange, what married women?"
Tang Sanzang waved his hand.
"Don't worry about those details, just tell me, tell me, this monk is willing to listen."
For a moment, the King of Wuji Kingdom felt that he might have chosen the wrong person, could it be that he had found Cao Cao?
But the King of Wuji Kingdom had no choice, the Buddha was watching in secret, he had to obediently act according to orders.
So, the King of Wuji Kingdom lit incense and began to talk about the past.
"Master, five years ago, there was a drought in my land, no grass grew, and the people all died of hunger, which was very distressing."
Tang Sanzang waved his hand.
"By the way, your three palaces of empresses and six courts of concubines weren't starving, were they? That would be a great sin!"
King of Wuji Kingdom: ? ? ?
Is it my problem?
Why is this Tang Sanzang always paying attention to my three palaces of empresses and six courts of concubines?
Is it my illusion?
Tang Sanzang looked at the King of Wuji Kingdom with a puzzled expression.
"Keep talking."
The King of Wuji Kingdom looked melancholy.
"I emulated King Yu's control of the floods, sharing joys and hardships with the people, bathing and fasting, burning incense and praying day and night. After three years, the situation in the country gradually improved."
"But then a natural disaster struck, with droughts for years, rivers dried up and wells ran dry!"
Tang Sanzang frowned.
"Hmm, your three palaces of empresses and six courts of concubines weren't thirsty, were they?"
The King of Wuji Kingdom took a wary step back.
"That's not right, holy monk, why are you always paying attention to my three palaces of empresses and six courts of concubines?"
"Could it be that you are Cao Cao!"