novelaction #836 - Master, please don't kill me. If you kill me again, your sect will be destroyed.
#836 - Master, please don't kill me. If you kill me again, your sect will be destroyed.
The entire Buddha, Tathagata, was completely dumbfounded, his face already showing signs of being mentally deficient.
At this moment, he was just short of drooling a little and saying, 'Aba, aba'…
Because this was truly outrageous!
When the Tathagata Buddha finally reacted, he shouted angrily and excitedly:
"Someone, catch the swindler! Outright fraud! Someone!"
Only after reacting did the Tathagata Buddha realize that he had clearly been deceived, and moreover, he had been played for a fool!
The illusion that Chu Hao had just cast was fundamentally a way to stall for time!
All his purpose was to slack off and wait for the end of his shift!
The Tathagata Buddha was exasperated and glared at the Jade Emperor beside him,
"Your Majesty, the Heavenly Court has always upheld justice. You have personally witnessed Chu Hao's shameless fraud!"
However, the Jade Emperor still had to put on a show.
He cleared his throat lightly and called out to the Law Enforcement Hall:
"Where is Nezha?"
Nezha trotted out, "Your Majesty, I am here."
The Jade Emperor pointed to the Tathagata Buddha beside him and said:
"The Tathagata Buddha has been deceived in front of our Law Enforcement Hall. The swindler is truly hateful!
You must now open a case and be sure to catch that swindler to save face for the Western Paradise!"
"The matter of the Tathagata Buddha must be taken seriously, otherwise, it will damage the brotherly relationship between our Heavenly Court and the Western Paradise!"
How could Nezha not hear the teasing in the Jade Emperor's words?
This…
Who is suing an official in this court!
Nezha immediately stood at attention and respectfully said:
"Please rest assured, Your Majesty and the Tathagata Buddha. We will definitely do our best to find the person who deceived the Tathagata Buddha and give the Tathagata Buddha justice!"
"Alright, go off work." The Jade Emperor waved his hand.
"Eh, time to get off work!" Nezha was incredibly serious and official the second before, but the next second, he closed the door and ran away.
When Nezha left, he said to the Tathagata Buddha very seriously and solemnly:
"Tathagata Buddha, rest assured, our Law Enforcement Hall enforces the law strictly. Our boss said that the establishment of the Law Enforcement Hall is only for three things:"
"Fairness, fairness, and still freaking fairness!"
"We are absolutely unwilling to wrong a bad person, and we will never wrongly arrest a good person!"
Then Nezha left with a snicker,
secretly laughing and cursing in his heart; you stupid Tathagata Buddha, you want to bully my boss in front of my Law Enforcement Hall, and you even report to the authorities in my Law Enforcement Hall?
You're confused!
Nezha happily left, it was time to go on a date.
The Tathagata Buddha was so angry that he gnashed his teeth beside him. Even if he was stupid, he knew that he had been clearly deceived this time.
But in fact, it's really not the Tathagata Buddha's fault. It's just that the illusion that Chu Hao had just cast was a bit attractive.
That Primordial Gourd Vine, born on Mount Buzhou, bore seven Primordial Gourds, one each of red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and purple.
They were obtained by Nuwa, the Three Pure Ones, Lu Ya, Hongyun, and Hongjun respectively. The gourd vine was obtained by Nuwa and used to create humans, transforming into a treasure of merit.
The seven precious gourds were all supreme treasures, unparalleled. So when the Tathagata Buddha saw the opening scene just now, he had a greedy thought and was attracted.
But he didn't expect the subsequent plot to be a bit too outrageous. It was one thing for seven babies to pop out, but how could they be caught by the Snake Spirit?
And the Gourd Brothers saved their grandpa, one by one!
Tathagata Buddha: I admit that this is art that I cannot accept, but when I woke up, I had already been deceived.
And Chu Hao happily left with the tens of thousands of merit divine water that the Tathagata Buddha had given him for nothing.
"After traveling all day, I didn't expect the Tathagata Buddha to bring back local specialties from the Western Paradise for himself. Thank you, Tathagata."
Chu Hao's good mood for the day ended perfectly.
Naturally, no matter how the Tathagata Buddha called, Chu Hao did not turn back. It's hard to bear the Tathagata's kindness, alas.
The Tathagata Buddha was left out in the Law Enforcement Hall for half a day, and everyone had already left.
At this moment, the moon was on the treetops, and the Tathagata Buddha was still standing there, but he also knew that it was useless.
Ma Sui's favor was given for nothing, and Chu Hao even snatched away tens of thousands of merit divine water, and was humiliated for nothing…
So what did I come here for today?
The Tathagata Buddha was indignant and aggrieved as he returned to the Western Paradise,
"Prison God Chu Hao, I will definitely come back for revenge!"
The Tathagata Buddha was dissatisfied with the beating he had received from the Law Enforcement Hall's justice today, and he was planning how to arrange Chu Hao later.
…
The next day.
When Chu Hao woke up in the Star Dou Palace, the Fairy of the Rainbow Skirt in his arms was still sleeping, with a happy smile on her lips.
Chu Hao felt full of power today,
[After traveling for so long, it's time to relax from work. Please go to the Westward Journey team to check in on time before 10:00 AM]
Chu Hao also agreed with this.
It was also time to check in. It had been a long time since he checked in, so he should get a good reward, right?
Chu Hao stretched lazily. The Fairy of the Rainbow Skirt was obviously too tired to toss around with Chu Hao, and even Chu Hao's departure did not wake her up.
She was exhausted…
Chu Hao lazily headed to the Flowing Sand River on his own.
At this moment, the Buddhas of the Western Paradise were also staring at the human world, watching the Westward Journey group of four chasing bandits all over the mountains,
especially that muscular bald thug, Tang Sanzang.
Under his fists, there were already countless bandits who did not know whether to live or die, and Sun Wukong and his fellow disciples were desperately trying to stop him.
"Master, don't kill them, if you kill them again, you'll wipe out their entire family!"
"Master, shouldn't we not go to get the scriptures? This old Sun doesn't want to fight these ant-like mortals and waste time."
"Master, senior brother and second senior brother are right. We are monks, if we go begging for alms covered in blood, I'm afraid we won't get any."
Tang Sanzang didn't think so,
"What precepts are we breaking? This poor monk is eliminating evil and promoting good here. It's better to save thousands of ants in the advanced Buddhist Dharma than to kill one evil person. How are we breaking the precepts?!"
"In these bandits' camps, there are the corpses of thousands of innocent people. Forgiving them is the Buddha's business, this poor monk is only responsible for sending them to see the Buddha!"
"Wujing, have you forgotten your mission? What is eliminating evil to the fullest extent? You must put it into practice! Come, stand up with the teacher, we must contribute to sweeping away the evils of the world!"
Sha Wujing pondered for a moment, and suddenly stopped,
"It seems to be the truth, Master, I'm coming too!"
Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie rolled their eyes beside him,
"How much did Master drink last night?"
"Not much, ten kilograms."
"No wonder he's so excited today…"