Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#701 - Gu Yang: I know the background of the Prison God like the back of my hand

The great disaster at Flowing Sand River was averted by the unexpected appearance of the Demon Saintess, Ronai, leaving even Buddha Tathagata unable to force Chu Hao any further.

At that moment, Buddha Tathagata looked at the desolate scene before him and couldn't help but sigh deeply.

"Where's my head? My head is so big, weighs several pounds, how can it be missing? Did it fall into the water?"

"Crap, if it fell into the water, it's probably already rotten…"

"Picking heads at dawn, that damned Demon Saintess, I clearly didn't say anything."

"Bodhisattva Manjusri, I found your head, here!"

"Damn, you're holding someone else's head, give it back!"

Manjusri and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva were still searching for their heads on the ground, communicating with each other through their powers, which sounded truly eerie.

Buddha Tathagata shook his head repeatedly at the sight, feeling even more desolate in his heart.

Meanwhile, Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva and White Lotus Child were struggling desperately in Guanyin Bodhisattva's hands.

White Lotus Child was still demonized and hadn't been cured, pointing at Buddha Tathagata and cursing:

"You bald donkey, how dare you tie me up! I'm irreconcilable with the Western Heavens, one day I'll tear down your Western Heavens!"

Buddha Tathagata looked at White Lotus Child's ferocious appearance and couldn't help but sigh.

Actually, you already fulfilled your wish and tore down my Western Heavens once. The Dragon Clan's mess was caused by you.

Buddha Tathagata sighed again and turned to look at Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva.

Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva's face was full of pain, pleading to Buddha Tathagata:

"Buddha Tathagata, I'm really not a Demon Clan spy, I'm Amitabha's attendant, how could I do such a thing!"

"Amitabha has been very kind to you, you must not repay kindness with hatred! Please, spare me!"

Buddha Tathagata sighed even more as he watched Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva still acting like a clown.

It's so frustrating!

What exactly is going on? So many powerhouses from my great Western Heavens have come down, and now their fates are more miserable than the last.

Now it's great, I didn't get to eat the mutton and instead stirred up a hornet's nest!

Some are looking for their heads, some are cursing in the streets, some are begging for mercy…

And there's also Tang Sanzang, who has been squeezed by Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva into something like a beef ball!

And that General Rolling Curtain who's been lying there asleep, you're really good at sleeping, even the fight between several great powers didn't wake you up!

Guanyin Bodhisattva came to Buddha Tathagata's side and asked in a low voice:

"Buddha, what should we do now?"

Buddha Tathagata gave a bitter smile, a very bleak smile.

"What to do? What else can we do but obediently go back!"

"You two, stop looking for your heads! I'll make you another one when we get back!"

"Mahasthamaprapta Bodhisattva, take the body of Tang Sanzang, whose head was crushed by a strong force, and don't try to pull a 'throw from Earth' halfway, I'm watching!"

"And… alas, Great Master Guanyin, and Trailokyavijaya, please escort this… intelligent White Lotus Child, he's the person the teacher wants."

Guanyin Bodhisattva and Trailokyavijaya naturally understood and obediently went over to hold down White Lotus Child.

However, although White Lotus Child was demonized, he wasn't stupid. He immediately understood the words in Buddha Tathagata's mouth and roared angrily:

"Old Tathagata, were you just about to call me an idiot? You wait, you wait, when I get out, I'll lead the Demon Clan army and flatten your Western Heavens!"

"Ahhh!! Who can fight me!"

"Alas…"

Buddha Tathagata let out a sigh from his exhausted soul, but could only wave his hand and say:

"Let's go, let's go, this matter is already out of control, let's go back and discuss it… You two! Stop looking for your heads!!!"

Manjusri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva quickly threw away the dog heads they had randomly picked up and obediently followed Buddha Tathagata.

As for the Demon Saintess Ronai, she left the battlefield but was still depressed.

In order to prevent the Demon Ronai from falling into the hell of romantic love,

Gu Yang desperately said to the Demon Saintess Ronai:

"Your Highness, that Prison God Chu Hao is a rising star in the Heavenly Court. If you want to obtain him, you should fully support the Demon Clan's revival."

"The master said that when he is born, all the gods and Buddhas in the sky will be trampled underfoot. At that time, not to mention the Prison God, even Buddha Tathagata will have to listen obediently."

Gu Yang really didn't expect that someone as proud and flamboyant as himself would have to provide psychological counseling to others.

Forget it, forget it, everything is for the revival of the Demon Clan.

Ronai glanced at Gu Yang, but only said coldly:

"Let your master play with his own mess."

"I can help him, but I only want to catch that Prison God. Other than that, don't use me as a pawn."

"Just a little bit more, damn it, just a little bit more and I would have gotten the Prison God, ah ah!! Queen Mother, our hatred is irreconcilable!"

Ronai became even more furious when she thought of what had just happened, and she was about to grind her pearly teeth to pieces!

Gu Yang was very calm, his face full of confidence, but he still said:

"Demon Girl, don't worry, that Prison God Chu Hao's life is entirely in our control."

"He was originally a traitor to the Western Heavens, secretly learning the Western Heaven's divine powers and stealing the Western Heaven's treasures, falling into despair. However, he was used by the Queen Mother to risk his life in the Northern Ju Continent to snatch the Immortal Slaying Sword."

"After atoning for his sins, he was kicked away by the Heavenly Court. Later, in Gao Lao Village, he wanted to return to the Western Heavens with the help of Guanyin Bodhisattva."

"But during Gao Lao Village, the Demon Clan ravaged the land, and the Journey to the West was in chaos, so his plan failed. However, he took the opportunity to join the Heavenly Court, probably in some kind of exchange of benefits with the Queen Mother."

"It is said that the Prison God Chu Hao is holding some kind of Law Enforcement Hall meeting these days. All the demons and monsters in the world want to go to the Law Enforcement Hall. Demon Girl, if you want to make a move, you can take this opportunity!"

Ronai raised her eyebrows high, and a smile of excitement appeared on the corner of her mouth.

"So smart! I didn't expect you to look so simple, like someone who was tricked into working, but you actually know so much about that Prison God Chu Hao."

"I didn't know he had such a side. It turns out my man has been treated so unfairly. No, I can't let the Prison God suffer in the Heavenly Court anymore."

"I must think of a way to catch him and take him to the deepest part of the abyss, tie him up, and squeeze him dry!"

Every time she thought of Chu Hao, Ronai's face showed a morbidly excited smile, and the bright red color of her lips contrasted with her pale cheeks, making her look so evil and seductive.

Gu Yang took a step back in fear.

"Your Highness, if there's nothing else, I'll leave first!"

Gu Yang quietly left, not daring to disturb Ronai any longer.

This woman is too scary. I would rather have Chu Hao steal my home than stay by her side for another moment.

I heard that being a pervert is contagious. Gu Yang still wants to be the strong person who controls everything, rational and calm.