Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#663 - Lingji cried, this was all a misunderstanding

When Lingji Bodhisattva saw Chu Hao in the hands of the Yellow Wind Demon King, his mind went blank.

How could he not recognize this nightmare of the Western Heaven? Chu Hao had come to the Western Heaven more than once or twice.

If the Western Heaven were to issue any wanted warrants, Lingji Bodhisattva would now be holding a stack of Chu Hao's wanted posters.

Seeing Chu Hao actually in the hands of the Yellow Wind Demon King, the fury that Lingji Bodhisattva had painstakingly mustered up deflated like a punctured balloon.

Lingji Bodhisattva looked at Chu Hao with great trepidation, stammering and scolding the Yellow Wind Demon King:

"You, you, you, don't you dare slander my innocence! I didn't ask you to capture him. You little beast, if you want to live, don't try to frame me!"

He was a little bit scared.

Lingji Bodhisattva knew Chu Hao. Even though he was a Bodhisattva of the Western Heaven, he knew that in front of Chu Hao, daring to break the law meant certain death!

Especially since the person captured now was the once extremely popular figure in the Heavenly Court, the Prison God Chu Hao, whom the Western Heaven least wanted to provoke!

However, Lingji Bodhisattva's veiled threats did not make the Yellow Wind Demon King restrain himself.

Instead, the Yellow Wind Demon King pointed at Lingji Bodhisattva and scolded:

"You villain! I was originally kind-hearted, but you, you beast, forced me to capture Tang Sanzang. You just wanted to force Sun Wukong and his group into a corner so they would beg you to save them!"

"The capture of Tang Sanzang was your doing! How dare you say it wasn't!"

"Tang Sanzang, look at him. The wronged have their avengers, and the debtors have their creditors. It's him, it's him! Lingji Bodhisattva asked me to capture you."

The Yellow Wind Demon King pointed at Lingji Bodhisattva and said to Chu Hao.

The Yellow Wind Demon King still hadn't realized that Chu Hao was not Tang Sanzang. As a kidnapper, he was just following the usual practice of stating that the wronged have their avengers and the debtors have their creditors.

But he didn't expect that the Tang Sanzang he had captured was the Law Enforcement Prison God of the Three Realms.

And what Lingji Bodhisattva feared most now was being entangled by this big trouble, Chu Hao.

Unfortunately, the Yellow Wind Demon King's capture was actually instigated by Lingji Bodhisattva himself, only he had captured the wrong person. What a wonderful misunderstanding.

At this moment, Chu Hao also looked at Lingji Bodhisattva with a playful and teasing expression.

"Oh? So that's how it is. Lingji Bodhisattva, you are a revered Bodhisattva of the Western Heaven. The affairs of the Journey to the West are supposed to be under your control, yet now you are stealing from yourselves? Oh no, self-kidnapping?"

"Then you are truly awesome. Is this a Western Heaven habit, or is Lingji Bodhisattva having an affair? Or do you have some interest in the demon race? And why did you have to kidnap me?"

"Is it because I look gentle and weak, refined and cultured, and easy to bully?"

Lingji Bodhisattva was already starting to panic.

"No, no, this matter, I can explain. This really wasn't my intention. This, this, this really is a misunderstanding!"

"Yes, yes, the person he was supposed to capture should have been Tang Sanzang. I really didn't expect to capture you!"

"Even if I had ten thousand times the courage, I wouldn't dare to capture a Law Enforcement Prison God of the Three Realms, and especially not by letting a small fry do it. I'm really not crazy!"

When the Yellow Wind Demon King heard the title of Law Enforcement Prison God of the Three Realms, he was stunned for a full three seconds.

He originally couldn't believe it, but seeing Lingji Bodhisattva's awkward, flustered, and even tearful expression, the Yellow Wind Demon King instantly realized.

"You are His Excellency Chu Hao, the Law Enforcement Prison God of the Three Realms?!"

Chu Hao smiled slightly.

"Ah ha, that's right, it's me. Congratulations, under the instructions of Lingji Bodhisattva, you have kidnapped me."

Yellow Wind Demon King: "!!!!!"

The Yellow Wind Mountain demons: "!!!!!"

Their faces turned green with fright!

The Yellow Wind Demon King's mind buzzed, a complete blank.

Just the day before yesterday, he was still thinking about the Law Enforcement Prison God of the Three Realms having an unparalleled position, and how great it would be to be a small soldier in the Nine Heavens Prison.

Now, he had kidnapped the Law Enforcement Prison God of the Three Realms?

In the Three Realms, this was the first time such a big thing had happened!

The position of Law Enforcement Prison God of the Three Realms was quite special, equivalent to the executor of the Heavenly Laws, equivalent to the face of the Heavenly Court.

Now, he had kidnapped the Law Enforcement Prison God, and a charge of rebellion was unavoidable.

The Yellow Wind Demon King was stunned for a full dozen seconds before he suddenly fainted!

The last thought before he fainted was,

"It's over, I'm going to the Nine Heavens Prison too, but this time it's to be beheaded!"

The demons were in an uproar, and a sense of panic spread rapidly.

The demons of the Three Realms had long heard of Chu Hao's great name, especially with the establishment of the Law Enforcement Hall imminent, symbolizing the already all-powerful enforcers taking flight once again!

Now, they had kidnapped the most sought-after figure in the Three Realms, that guy…

The demons were already fighting over burial plots.

Sun Wukong and Pigsy looked at each other and burst out laughing.

Although Pigsy was tied up, he stuck his butt out in front of Lingji Bodhisattva and knocked Lingji Bodhisattva flying with his butt!

Pigsy laughed loudly,

"Lingji Bodhisattva, aren't you quite capable? Shout! Keep shouting! You dared to kidnap my boss, you're really awesome!"

Sun Wukong also looked admiringly,

"Since I, Old Sun, met Prison God Brother, I have never heard of anyone daring to directly kidnap him. I didn't expect you, this shameless old Lingji Bodhisattva, to actually be able to do such a thing!"

"You're finished!"

Lingji Bodhisattva was knocked flying by Pigsy's butt and then ridiculed by Sun Wukong.

If this had been before, Lingji Bodhisattva would have jumped up and cursed the demons as beasts.

But now, Lingji Bodhisattva's face was full of bitterness, his entire face was wrinkled into a ball, and he was really about to cry.

"No, this really isn't what you think it is. I really didn't intentionally kidnap the Prison God. This is a misunderstanding!"

Pigsy chuckled,

"I also believe this is a misunderstanding. My boss is especially kind. Just pay attention next time."

Lingji Bodhisattva looked at Chu Hao with all kinds of pleading, and said in a low voice:

"Your Excellency Prison God, I really wouldn't dare to kidnap you. It's really just that the Yellow Wind Demon King is short-sighted, he's mentally ill, he kidnapped the wrong person!"

"Besides, you are such a powerful expert, how could you possibly be kidnapped by him?!"

Chu Hao raised his eyebrows high and chuckled angrily:

"So, being kidnapped is my fault?"

Lingji was about to cry.

"I, I, I, I don't mean that. I, I don't have that kind of guts!"

There was already a bit of a sob in Lingji Bodhisattva's voice, and he didn't have the aloof expression he had just had.