novelaction Chapter 333 What are you doing?
Chapter 333 What are you doing?
Haitang: "It sounds like it's possible, but what about the pheasant?"
"Kill it after you're done with it. Otherwise, are you going to keep it for the New Year?" Zhang Lang held a ball in his big hand and decided the life or death of the pheasant without thinking.
"Oh, that hurts."
"Sorry, it's my fault."
Zhang Lang said with a smile, and the two talked about the details of the plan for a while.
This time, Lei Gong brought three other bodyguards besides Gao Jie. Because they were going out to play, they did not take them all to the casino. They stayed in the hotel to rest.
This is also part of the success of Zhang Lang's plan.
The task of delivering the information falls to these three people.
Zhang Lang was thinking about where to set the meeting place for tomorrow.
Haitang had fallen asleep comfortably in Zhang Lang's arms.
Forget it, don’t think about it. I have a beautiful girl in my arms, so I’ll just hold her in my arms and sleep.
There was no conversation that night, this time really no conversation.
Haitang woke up before Zhang Lang.
The two people's sleeping positions are unexpectedly harmonious.
Zhang Lang hugged her and she snuggled in his arms.
This was the most peaceful sleep she had ever had since she could remember.
While Zhang Lang was still asleep, Haitang snuggled into his arms again.
If only this guy didn't have a mouth.
Well, it’s better not to have the ones below.
This made for a very polite salute early in the morning.
Haitang didn't know what to do.
Just point to the sky.
Don't point at her.
…………
Zhang Lang opened his eyes.
Haitang withdrew her hand and muttered awkwardly: "If I say it's not what you think, would you believe me?"
Zhang Lang hummed and said, "I believe it."
Zhang Lang looked at Haitang with his eyes wide open and a sincere expression on his face.
"I can actually go along with your wishes, but there's no need to do this. You have to know that we can't go against women's wishes."
Haitang's face turned red.
"I really just..."
Zhang Lang: "OK, stop talking, I believe you."
Haitang: "Just listen to my excuses. No, just listen to my explanation."
Zhang Lang sniffed and then said slowly, "Let me tell you a joke."
Haitang noticed Zhang Lang's little action just now and quickly closed her eyes. She knew her own situation.
Seeing Haitang close her eyes, Zhang Lang raised the corners of his mouth, and said with a wicked smile: "There was a man walking on the road, walking very anxiously, because people have three urgent things. He has been holding it in for a long time, and there is no place to hide on both sides of the road, so he is anxiously looking for something."
Haitang secretly opened her eyes a little and looked at Zhang Lang secretly.
"At this time, he found a tree in front of him. He ran over with his tail between his legs as if he had found a life-saving straw. There happened to be a big hole in the tree. The man saw it and thought, hey, this hole is good, let's release the water here. So he took out the water and released the water there."
Haitang reached out and touched Zhang Lang's forehead: "Are you okay?"
"Stop it, I haven't finished yet."
Zhang Lang slapped Haitang's hand away and continued, "After that man released the water, he didn't know that there was a swarm of bees in the hole in the tree. The queen bee was holding a meeting inside. When she touched her head and saw water pouring down again, she said, 'What the hell? Go out and have a look.' Then she asked her bees to go out and have a look. Some of the queen bee's subordinates wanted to show off. They saw that the opportunity to show off had come, so they saluted and said, 'I'll go, I'll go.' After a while, the bees came back and reported to the queen bee, 'Queen bee, someone is releasing water from outside.'"
Haitang held back her laughter, she had already realized that the man was bound to be in trouble.
I guess the weapon used to commit the crime must be swollen from being stung.
"The queen bee was so angry that she gave the order: sting. Then the group of little bees ran out and started to sting the person who released the water. After the group of little bees finished stinging, they went back and saluted the queen bee and reported to her that they were done. Then they looked at the person outside and found that his water gun had been swollen from the stings. He couldn't stand the pain. Then this person got married, and after getting married, he got this disease. When he was going to enter the bridal chamber at night, he didn't dare to get on the kang. His wife said: Come over quickly, I'm feeling uncomfortable.
The man said, "Come on, there are bees there, I won't go there."
Haitang gritted her teeth, she already felt something was wrong.
This introduction is too long, but since you’ve already listened to it, the last two sentences won’t matter, so just continue listening.
Zhang Lang imitated the woman's accent and said, "I don't have any bees here. If you don't believe me, check for yourself."
"When the man heard this, he said, 'Okay, I'll take a look.'"
The man stretched out his hand and began to curse: "You are just lying to me. Look for yourself, and you dare to tell me there is one."
Haitang suddenly became angry and opened her mouth viciously to bite Zhang Lang.
Awooo is a big mouthful.
Zhang Lang was so scared that he quickly controlled his muscles to avoid breaking the girl's teeth.
"Open your mouth, I tell you to open your mouth." Zhang Lang controlled his muscles and relaxed, and the pain came up. He gasped when Haitang bit him.
Haitang, who looked fierce and aggressive, couldn't bear it anymore.
The attitude is to fight to the death.
She was too embarrassed to face anyone. Zhang Lang made fun of her by telling her such a long story early in the morning, but she listened to it with her eyes wide open and full of tears.
Zhang Lang, that bastard, must die today.
Zhang Lang pinched Haitang's nose, but found that it didn't work. The girl could breathe through her mouth with her teeth bared.
"Ouch, what are you doing?"
Control the urge to learn from the Northwest Hammer King and beat Haitang to death.
I am such a tough guy.
Haitang: "Fuck you, how can you be such a scoundrel?"
Zhang Lang: "You are not a gangster. Don't forget that you are also a member of a gang. Don't the people around you tell dirty jokes every day?"
"If anyone dares to tell such a joke in front of me, I will kill him." Haitang won a small victory in this round, and it also helped her regain some self-esteem in front of Zhang Lang.
Pursing his lips, Zhang Lang said nothing and got directly under the quilt. This time his head slipped directly under the quilt.
Zhang Lang: Damn it, I have a very bad temper. If you bite me, I will bite you back. He wants to let Haitang know that he is not a person who will suffer any loss.
Ten two and a half minutes later.
It’s really fucking true.
run.
Zhang Lang looked at Haitang who couldn't get up and said, "Hurry up and stop pretending to be dead. Your hair is too long. Ding Yao has short hair. I'll give you a wig for you to wear later."
When the two of them came back last night, they only changed Haitang's clothes and didn't do anything else. They would meet Shanji later, so they asked Shanji to ask Jiang Tianyang to come out to prevent Shanji from noticing anything wrong. Zhang Lang still got Haitang a wig the same as Ding Yao's.
Haitang sat up and looked at Zhang Lang with a look in her eyes that was hard to understand.
"Ah Lang, come here and put on that wig for me."
Zhang Lang looked at Haitang's face with a strange look.
"Whether you love me or not, why are you making such a scene for me?"