Chapter 168 It’s not a good idea for a man and a woman to be alone in the same room, right?
Chapter 168 It’s not a good idea for a man and a woman to be alone in the same room, right?
"Ah!"
Li Changsheng, who was resting in the guest room, suddenly sneezed for no apparent reason.
"Strange, who is so uncultured as to speak ill of me behind my back?"
He wanted to pour himself a cup of tea.
But he found that the teapot was empty.
He gave an order to the maid guarding outside.
After waiting for about half an incense stick of time, someone pushed open the door.
You can see who comes in.
Li Changsheng was immediately startled.
"Miss, why are you here?"
It turned out that Xiao Ziyan was feeling a little depressed after making a bet with her parents, and didn't want to go back to her boudoir.
Halfway through, he happened to see a maid carrying a teapot and bringing tea to Li Changsheng.
Thinking about the unfinished version of "A Dream of Red Mansions", she felt itchy and came here to listen.
Xiao Ziyan said proudly: "This is my home, why can't I be here?"
When Li Changsheng saw Xiao Ziyan, he felt a little overwhelmed.
Especially this girl, she might have suspected his identity as a fake eunuch.
He smiled awkwardly and said, "Miss, that's not what I meant!"
Xiao Ziyan pressed on, "Then what do you mean?"
Li Changsheng's eyes darted around as he said, "What I mean is, it's probably not a good idea for a man and a woman to be alone in the same room, right?"
Xiao Ziyan rolled her eyes and muttered casually, "Tsk, what's wrong with that? It's not like we've never been in the same room before!"
"Miss, what are you mumbling about?"
Xiao Ziyan's voice was too soft and Li Changsheng didn't hear clearly, so he asked again.
"I say, you are a eunuch, not a man, how can you say that you are a man and a woman alone in the same room?"
This time, Xiao Ziyan raised her voice twice in anger.
The shrill voice made Li Changsheng's eardrums buzz.
He rubbed his ears and muttered to himself.
It's already later, don't you know whether I am a man or not?
Li Changsheng pretended to be unhappy.
"Miss, you came here just to tell me this, didn't you?"
Xiao Ziyan said: "Of course not, I came to see you for two main things."
Li Changsheng asked curiously, "Oh, which two things?"
Xiao Ziyan said: "My parents think I am too willful and want me to get married!"
Hearing Xiao Ziyan's words, Li Changsheng's heart couldn't help but skip a beat.
Although, he and Xiao Ziyan did not have a deep relationship.
But ever since they had a one-night stand in the cellar of the Peach Blossom Thief, by some strange coincidence.
The bond has already been planted.
Maybe, Xiao Ziyan is already pregnant with his child!
Therefore, Xiao Ziyan is going to get married, which is something Li Changsheng definitely does not want to see.
but……
He is just a eunuch now.
Why do you stop someone from marrying their daughter?
Thinking of this, Li Changsheng felt bitter and forced a smile.
"Haha, really? Congratulations, Miss!"
Xiao Ziyan rolled her eyes at Li Changsheng and said, "Don't be too hasty to congratulate her yet. Whether she can get married or not is still uncertain!"
Li Changsheng was stunned when he heard this.
I don't quite understand what Xiao Ziyan means by this sentence?
Although Xiao Ziyan is no longer a virgin.
But you have to know that she is the legitimate daughter of the Xiao family.
Just based on this identity, the young talents from the aristocratic families would probably be vying to marry her.
Seeing Li Changsheng's surprised expression, Xiao Ziyan continued to talk to herself:
"I made a bet with my family that the man I'm going to marry must be a peerless hero who is both civil and military!"
Li Changsheng nodded in agreement, like a qualified supporting actor.
"That's what it should be!"
Xiao Ziyan's eyes flickered, she looked at Li Changsheng without blinking, and said solemnly:
"And the standard for determining whether one is a peerless hero is whether one can defeat you, Li Changsheng, in both civil and military strategy!"
Li Changsheng: "???"
He was stunned for a long time before he digested the information in these sentences.
This made him both surprised and distressed.
What surprised him was that the bond between him and Xiao Ziyan could continue to be maintained.
As long as she is strong enough, Xiao Ziyan will never marry another man.
What if this young lady is really pregnant with his child?
He didn't want his unborn children to call another man dad.
What was worrying was that Xiao Ziyan treated him as a touchstone.
From now on, no matter whether he is a young talent or a playboy.
They might use themselves as a touchstone to weigh themselves and see if they are qualified enough to marry the eldest daughter of the Xiao family?
You know, Xiao Ziyan is not only of noble birth, but also extremely beautiful.
I'm afraid that the young talents who want to pursue him can line up from Shendu to Yanshi.
Once this news gets out, he will probably never have a peaceful day again.
Fortunately, I can still find peace and quiet in the palace.
Thinking of this, Li Changsheng felt a little better and said with a smile:
"Miss, if you make this bet with your parents, it will probably be difficult for you to get married in the future!"
Xiao Ziyan rolled her eyes at Li Changsheng and said angrily, "Tsk, are you so confident in yourself?"
Li Changsheng said: "It's just average, third in Jiuzhou!"
Xiao Ziyan asked, "You're only third in Jiuzhou. Aren't there two more who can beat you?"
Li Changsheng said: "Those two, one is a eunuch like me, and the other is a monk!"
"I suppose, young lady, you don't want to marry a eunuch, or a monk, right?"
Xiao Ziyan rolled her eyes when she heard this to express her speechlessness.
Li Changsheng said with a smile: "Miss, we have finished talking about the first thing. What is the second thing?"
Xiao Ziyan said, "I'm very bored now. Please continue to tell me the story of The Story of the Stone!"
"So after Jia Baoyu dreamt about the Land of Illusion, was taught about sex by the Fairy Jinghuan, and had an intimate relationship with Qin Keqing, what happened next?"
Li Changsheng: "..."
Next, Jia Baoyu and Xiren have their first sexual experience!
However, such stories are only suitable for telling in bed at night.
Besides, who knows if the walls here have ears?
What if the general knew that I was telling his granddaughter all these stories about love and sexual intercourse?
I'm afraid he will have to leave the Xiao family sideways.
"Miss, I just drank quite a bit of wine and now I have a splitting headache. For the moment, I really can't remember the rest of the story!"
While Li Changsheng was speaking, he held his head with his hand and pretended to be in pain to show that what he said was true.
However, Xiao Ziyan had no intention of letting him go and insisted on pestering him to continue telling the story.
Li Changsheng had no choice but to say: "Well, Miss, today I will tell you the story of another stone!"
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