Chapter 232: Proposing Joyful Star God to Give Up His Position
Chapter 232: Proposing Joyful Star God to Give Up His Position
Akivali sighed: "...I admit it."
Pam continued.
"You sneaked into the Hay-Aye State Zoo and used half the train's Amber Age budget to buy 250 baby rhinoceroses. You kept them in the restroom, allowing them to multiply indefinitely, causing large amounts of sewage to flood the other carriages."
"Do you—do you confess, Pa?!"
Akivali then sighed, "...I admit it."
"You invaded the dining car kitchen, telling everyone it needed to be cleaned, causing forty-two crispy Pam Pam pies to disappear and taking the last bowl of train pot from the top shelf of the crisper, leaving the conductor starving."
"Do you—do you confess, Pa?!"
"Pam put her hands on her hips. Apparently, that's what pissed her off the most."
Achievelli argued this time: "You did it yourself... but I did take the train pot."
"It was refuted, but not completely refuted."
"Ahem." Pam said, a little embarrassed by being exposed: "Don't be so proud, I haven't finished naming the dishes yet, Pam!"
"Then it reported a bunch of crimes."
"Things like 'watering potted plants on the train with Soledad' and 'noise attack on the train conductor during break time'...they're all little pranks that sound funny."
"So... He is really the Star God of Pioneers? Not the Star God of Joy?"
Zhu Yuanzhang didn't know what to say.
What is this pioneering star god doing every day?
Is it so outrageous?
The powerful and majestic labels created by the previous star gods seemed to be shattered by the pioneering star god in an instant.
He now only felt that the Star Gods were actually similar to humans, with joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness... and were even very good at making trouble.
Zhu Biao agreed with his father's words: "I suggest that the Joyful Star God give way to the Pioneering Star God."
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"These bizarre incidents have left Xing speechless: 'Your pioneering journey must be quite enjoyable...'"
Pam: "Forty-six serious incidents in total! Do you admit that you were responsible for all of them?"
Achievelli's tone was low: "I'm sorry... I'm really the worst anonymous guest in the world."
(Aha: But you are the best messenger of joy!)
"No, you're not Pam." Pam shook her head seriously.
"Is there anyone worse than me?" Achievelli was shocked.
Pam nodded solemnly, "Of course."
Akivalli: "Who?"
"The guy who blew the train in two!" Pam fumed.
(Aha: Who could it be? That would be fun.)
"The one that was blown in two... Based on what was said before, it seems to be the Joyful Star God Aha?"
Li Shimin began to feel sorry for the train.
Being able to meet the two worst nameless guests, the Pioneering Star God and the Joyful Star God, at the same time is truly a blessing for it!
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"The dream bubble is over, and Xing has woken up."
“I wonder how you feel?” Dr. Edward asked.
"That's all?" Xing felt the content was quite short.
"I just heard that Achievelli was being criticized by Pam."
"Hahaha, this is a dream bubble that perfectly aligns with your subconscious desires! If you want to enjoy it over and over again, you can also pay credit points to buy it."
"Dr. Edward's true intentions are revealed."
"So-called free trials are all this kind of trick. They let you use it first, then try every possible way to get you to buy it!"
"The moment has finally arrived." Honestly, Xing is no longer unfamiliar with this kind of sales pitch.
"I admit that this dream bubble is quite expensive—you might want to consider it again," Dr. Edward continued.
"As for the price... it's really expensive, a full 100,000 credits!"
"But luckily, that young man named Shajin gave her a lot of credits, and combined with the money she makes from scavenging trash cans, it's barely enough."
"No... Sand Gold only gave 10,000 credits, right?"
"So, Xing picked up 90,000 credits from the trash can?"
“Is this how profitable it is?!”
Some common people who had just arrived in the city were tempted and wanted to clean out the landlords' trash cans.
"Haha, don't overthink it." The people nearby sneered, "How could you possibly pick up something as good as that?"
"Ah? Good stuff? A trash can is also a good thing?"
"Nonsense! How can the things in the landlord's house not be good things? Even if they are discarded garbage, they are still good things for us common people! That kind of things have long been monopolized by others."
"Can you monopolize the trash can?"
"Forget about the trash cans, there's even a monopoly on dung pits! Have you ever heard of a dung tyrant?"
"what?"
The common man who had just entered the city was completely dumbfounded.
Dung tyrant? Is that the dung tyrant he understood?
Can this be domineering?
It's worthy of being in the city. It's beyond the imagination of a country boy like him.
He had already begun to imagine the scene where the hooligans in the city worshipped Guan Gong every day and fought everywhere just to steal the feces from a family.
(When I first heard about the profession of dung boss, I was also shocked, but this thing really exists! And after doing it, you can become very rich.)
(The Taiping Guangji records that "Pei Mingli, a native of Hedong, was good at managing his business. He collected discarded items from the people, accumulated them, and sold them, thus accumulating a fortune of millions.")
(You can see how lucrative this profession is. Most people want to be one but can't. After all, you have to be a dung boss. You have to be good at fighting to get the dung.)
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"Xing bought the Dream Bubble. Dr. Edward was very happy and gave Xing two stickers as a gift."
After receiving the dream bubble, Xing sighed slightly: I thought I could find clues about the three nameless guests right here, but it turns out it’s not that easy.
"Suddenly, she heard some noise not far away."
"She immediately rushed towards the sound, eager to see what was happening."
"I saw a man and a woman chasing a very cute silver-haired girl wearing a long green dress with a gray top."
"The two men seemed to be Pinocchio law enforcement officers. They started with, 'Stowaway, stop! Don't even think about running away!'"
"The silver-haired girl was looking around as she ran."
"Suddenly, she saw the stars, and a hint of surprise flashed in her beautiful eyes."
She quickly ran to Xing and said, "No, sorry, please help me!"
"This woman is trying to shift the blame to someone else, isn't she?" Cheng Yaojin was unhappy.
Although this woman was very pretty and cute, as a Sigma man, he would never fall into a woman's trap! He saw through the woman's tricks at a glance.
so bad!
"Is that right?"
Li Shimin originally thought so too, that this woman was most likely trying to divert the trouble away.
But Cheng Yaojin said this first...
According to his experience, what Cheng Yaojin said was usually wrong.
In other words, this possibility can be ruled out.
Thinking back to the look in that girl's eyes...
"I always feel like she knows Xing?"
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