The casual life of the flat space

Chapter 310 Don’t come back until you’re drunk

"No, no..." An Nong explained quickly.

"Not beautiful?" Bai Tieying continued to dig a hole.

"Pretty!"

"Hey, that's right! We should express our happiness openly, and we should also say that the bride is beautiful! Don't you agree?"

"Yes!" Everyone immediately followed suit, with the An and Shi family members responding the loudest.

Bai Tieying teased, no, teased them one by one, and came to the eighth couple, that is, the "bright new son-in-law" and his wife.

"Dear relatives, friends, neighbors, and fellow villagers, please allow me to solemnly introduce my groom. Oh no, no, it's Yao's groom, Jiao Yunfeng."

Mu Qingqiu acted out a painful expression according to the script, and finally squatted down with his face covered. Everyone burst into laughter, and some even urged him to take care of his wife.

Mu Qingqiu looked up and said, "I was also good-looking when I was young," then she covered her face again. Everyone laughed even more when they heard that.

"Yunfeng! Do you know what two types of people there are in this world?"

"I don't know." Jiao Yunfeng adheres to the principle that the more you talk, the more mistakes you make; the less you talk, the fewer mistakes you make; and if you say nothing, it's not wrong - be frugal with your words.

"Little fool, of course it's a man... and a woman!"

“Woo woo woo…Ahhh…” The men joined in the booing.

"Yunfeng! Do you know the three ways of lying down in this world?"

"No, I don't know." Jiao Yunfeng blushed again before he could finish his words.

"Let me tell you! There's lying horizontally, lying vertically, and your romantic style."

Jiao Yunfeng didn't expect Bai Tieying's words to be so explicit. He quickly turned his head to look at Yao, as if saying: Save me, save me!

"Yunfeng! There are four kinds of lives in this world! Living a stable life, relying on each other, pleading for the people, and your charming life!"

Jiao Yunfeng was about to pull his official boots out of the mansion when Bai Tieying said, "There are still five generations in this world, thousands of generations, descendants, generations to generations, peerless and irreplaceable like you."

Jiao Yunfeng was already scratching his hands. Seeing this, Yao couldn't help but lean towards him, as if she wanted to protect him, but was too embarrassed.

Can Bai Tieying care about this? So she continued plucking the wool of a sheep, but this time she asked the audience: "There are all kinds of beans in the world, but none of them are as good as the groom's..."

With the irrelevant answers above, the audience also knew the answer, so they were all thinking hard: "What kind of beans could it be?"

"He is extremely talented." To Bai Tieying's surprise, Yao gave the answer first.

"Oh my!" Bai Tieying said, shaking his head. "How about they are a couple? Yao knows Yunfeng very well! He is a man of extraordinary talent!"

"Good!" The Jiao family immediately clapped their hands and cheered. Yao blushed when she heard this, but she still stood closer to Jiao Yunfeng, even slightly forward.

"Yunfeng! I lost. Yao is younger than me, prettier than me, and knows you better than I do. Just forget about me!" After saying this, Bai Tieying pretended to wipe the corners of his eyes with his sleeves.

When Mu Qingqiu heard this, he immediately stood up and took Bai Tieying to the next couple. Naturally, everyone started to tease them again.

Jiao Yunfeng had stopped picking his fingers a long time ago. His eyes had been shifted to the bride who was standing slightly in front of him on the right. When he saw her rosy cheeks and delicate neck from the corner of his eye, he felt relieved for some reason.

Bai Tieying introduced the ten couples one by one according to the procedure, and then there were some small games to show talents and enhance the understanding of the newlyweds. These things were all over the place in various entertainment programs in the original world, but they opened the eyes of the people here.

After this stage, the intimacy between the ten couples increased significantly, and this is Bai Tieying's ultimate goal. She hopes to make up for some of the regrets of not being able to fall in love freely, and also let the couples who have "cooperated" have a good start and memories.

"The Polygonum aviculare is me, not the Artemisia selengensis. Alas, my parents, who have worked so hard to give birth to me.

The one who is the Polygonum avian is me, not me. Alas, my parents, who gave birth to me with all their hard work.

…”

The singers and bands in the audience got Bai Tieying's hint, and the plaintive and tearful singing began to float around the entire Bafangke. As Mu Qingqiu spoke, the singing gradually faded, and suddenly the silver bottle broke, and the sound of the pipa was like the sound of a gurgling spring, which evoked people's gratitude for their parents' kindness.

When Bai Tieying first came here and wanted to sell cherries, she thought about using "sentimentality" to make more money, but things are unpredictable. She acted, but the routines were different. But now the sentimentality that is essential to this wedding cannot be missed, and it also conforms to the three views here.

“Everyone raises a son hoping he will be smart, but my intelligence has ruined my life.

I hope that the children are foolish and lucrative, and there is no disaster and no trouble to the public.

Dear relatives, friends and neighbors, we are gathered here today to celebrate the wedding of Tai.

However, as we celebrate, there is another deep affection that we need to savor carefully, and that is the kindness of our parents, which is as high as the mountains and as deep as the sea, and cannot be measured!

Father’s love is like a mountain, shouldering the responsibility of the family with perseverance and paving the way for his children’s future; mother’s love is like water, weaving the warmth of the home with gentle hands and nourishing the hearts of her children.

When you are learning to walk, your parents guide you; when you are learning poetry and books, your parents accompany you; when the storm comes, your parents protect you; when you are in trouble, your parents support you.

Parents love their children and plan for them in the long run. From the time they were born to the time they got married, the years and hardships they endured were all accumulated bit by bit with the efforts of their parents...

The kindness is as heavy as a mountain, which is hard to repay in this life. The deep affection and friendship are engraved in my heart.

I hope the newlyweds will live up to the expectations and stay together through thick and thin.

The flowers are in full bloom, and the couple is a perfect match. May your offspring continue to flourish, and your couple will be prosperous and brilliant.

Bow to your parents!"

Before Mu Qingqiu finished speaking, people on and off the stage were already wiping tears and sobbing. Especially the parents and the children who were about to get married, they were no longer laughing and playing as before, feeling heavy and moved.

The new grooms and brides were in tears. When they heard Mu Qingqiu's call, they bowed to their relatives in the audience without hesitation.

Mu Qingqiu followed Bai Tieying's design and did not ask them to bow again and again. Instead, he waited until everyone had passed the excited stage before shouting "Xing".

After the newlyweds stood up, the gentle and deep music of the erhu sounded, and Mu Qingqiu and Bai Tieying stood on the stage together and said:

"I am glad that the red rope has been tied today, a perfect match;

I predict that we will grow old together, with the fragrance of osmanthus and orchids."

"Hosted by Bafangke Restaurant, the first collective wedding in Shang'an County in the Jiachen year..."

"The ceremony is complete!"

"Thank you all for coming. On this beautiful day, I hope you will continue to enjoy the delicious food and wine that the newlyweds have carefully prepared for you."

"We will continue to accompany the newlyweds and spend a warm and unforgettable time together at Bafangke."

"At the same time, I also wish all my relatives, friends, neighbors and fellow villagers a bright future and that they will not return until they are drunk!!!"