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"The first reason for this is that the land in Luanfengang is relatively cheap, so building such a large school saves money."
"Secondly, because the children in the school are full of vigor and vitality, the yang energy is very strong, and each of them is a small stove, which can directly dispel all the yin energy in a year or two."
Lin Muge climbed Qishan Mountain with ease.
Beside him are some other little zombies, and he is also proficient in using his level-[-] gossip to chat and laugh with the little zombies.
By the way, cut off all their nails and put them in a small jar.
From the aviation perspective of Ningning, everyone can clearly see that the whole process of cutting Lin Muge's nails is so proficient...
He even prepared a small jar ahead of time...
"Brothers, this is all a matter of little effort, please help if you can."
Seeing a little zombie on the other side of the grave stretching out only one hand, half of his body was stuck in the soil, Lin Shepherd also enthusiastically helped him cut his nails, and then picked up a branch on the side to help the little boy. Zombies knock loose the surrounding land.
From time to time, he shook Xiao Zang's hand to show comfort.
"But remember what I said about Zombie psychology?"
"When you're digging, it's fine to insinuate. If you're too enthusiastic, Xiao Zang will feel very humiliated."
He pulled the little zombie out, said happy new year to each other, and then continued to follow the large group in front.
"Are there so many Qishan corpses..."
""Corpse""
"The Corpse Talking"
"I want to know how the pigeons practiced speaking [dog head] when they first came into contact with nonsense"
""The Enthusiastic Citizen Lin Muge""
"Little Zombie Nail Reaper"
The number of people in the live broadcast room gradually exceeded 200 million.
Lin Muge also followed Xiao Zhan in front to see the abandoned Nineteenth Middle School.
"Hey! It's pretty good!"
He looked up at Lemon.
Ning Ning also pointed the camera at the front knowingly.
"This Nineteenth Middle School should not be the old site, but some abandoned tables, stools, building materials and so on have been moved here."
"Or this place is too remote, how can any child want to go to school?"
With the help of Xiao Zhan, Lin Muge stood on a higher tombstone and took a photo of the beautiful scenery below.
"It's really well organized, well-organized, brightly lit, and there are quite a lot of people, so it feels like it's full of vitality."
he sighed.
Looking from the top down, the entire open-air corridor of the [-]th Middle School was full of people.
The little zombies are all setting up stalls in the classroom, and they can vaguely see some public welfare performances.
The sound of Ao Ao can be heard endlessly.
Under the light of the ghostly blue will-o'-the-wisp, it is full of vitality.
"Go, I can't wait!"
Lin Muge rubbed her hands and said a little excitedly.
"Okay, brothers! We have now arrived at this small zombie market. You can see that everyone has such a happy smile on their faces!"
After walking for more than ten minutes, Lin Muge finally arrived at the gate of Xiaozang Market.
Yu Xinning also slowly floated down from the air, and the camera method made Lin Muge look like the kind of reporter visiting the field.
"Ouch!"
"Ow!"
"Ouch!"
"Ow!"
The two little zombies on the side held a dead rabbit in one hand, and a big rock in the other, and kept bargaining, looking particularly harmonious and loving.
"It's really good! Everyone, look at it, it looks good!"
In the corridors of the school, there are all kinds of small stalls.
There is "Lao Wang's Pig Brain Shop". Although it is said to be pig brains, Lin Muge found that all the brains on it were Lao Wang's own brains.
"Old Wang, your pig's brain is not pure, why is it mixed with human brain?"
he asked nonsense.
"Snapped!"
Upon hearing this, Lao Wang slapped the table down, two big eyeballs almost popped out, and a little bit of brain was splashed out of his head.
"Aw! Aww!"
"I didn't deliberately find fault..."
Lin Muge quickly comforted her, and left quickly under Lao Wang's cursing.
"You're finding fault on purpose, right? Do you want it or not! 【狗头】"
"Why can the upstairs understand the speech of zombies?"
"Looking at the live broadcast of Pigeon to learn nonsense!"
"《You pig brain is impure!》"
The number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 300 million and is rapidly moving towards 400 million.
Looking at Lin Muge's live broadcast preview, everyone knows that this live broadcast will be very down-to-earth, but I didn't expect to be directly received by the underworld...
"Brothers, it seems that the supervision of this small stiff market is still not in place. Pig brains are mixed with human brains, and the taste is not up to standard."
"But the rest is fine."
He walked to the side of "Aunt Zhang's dry eyeball".
"This Aunt Zhang is very kind and virtuous at first glance."
Lin Muge pointed the camera at the front of Xiaozhi, whose face was completely rotten, with only one arm and one eyeball, and had a warm conversation with her.
"These eyeballs are all from animals. There are rabbits, mice, and some zombies. I'll exchange some for Liming."
After bargaining, Lin Muge exchanged a small bag of chicken bones for a small bag of dried eyeballs.
"Come on, Lemon, open your mouth."
He picked up one and shook it.
"Senior...is this really edible..."
"People definitely can't eat it, but of course you can die!"
Lin Muge sniffed it, "Hmm! It smells like death, authentic!"
"All right……"
Yu Xinning hesitated for a moment, then closed her eyes and opened her small cherry mouth.
"This is a rabbit's eyeball, somewhat red."
Lin Muge showed it to the camera before putting the shriveled eyeball into Yu Xinning's small mouth.
"Hmm... um? Mmm! There's a kind of... sour and sweet feeling! It's like raisins!"
Yu Xinning nodded after chewing twice.
"right?"
Lin Muge took the camera and handed the small bag of dried eyeballs to Yu Xinning.
"Clean and hygienic, brothers!"
""Kindness and Virtue""
""The Underworld""
"Like a Raisin"
"I never thought that eyeballs and grapes could be connected..."
"The eyeballs look like grapes!"
Lin Muge glanced at the barrage.
"The eyeballs are also juicy, and the grapes are also juicy, so much like it."
He said hello to the paintings hanging in the corridor of the classroom.
"Everyone look at the front, that 'Aunt Wang's hand care'."
After walking for a while, Lin Muge pointed the camera at a small corner of the classroom.
Although it is in a small corner, the business of this store is very hot, and the abandoned desks are covered with the arms of various zombies.
"This manicure is like Haidilao's manicure. It's pretty good, but it's much more convenient than Haidilao."
"Xiao Zang can take off his arm and put it here, but Haidilao can't take off his nails. I think Haidilao needs to learn about Aunt Wang's hand care."
Lin Muge squeezed past Xiao Zang in front while talking.
"Let's show it to everyone up close. Aunt Wang can also tell that she must have been handsome in life, and she was also very hardworking after death. She is physically disabled and strong. It is worth learning from."
Aunt Wang, who was doing hand care seriously, didn't notice Lin Muge's arrival.
She is only half of her body, her head is open, and she can clearly see the brain wriggling slowly for some reason.
The work is also very skilled, using his own nails to clean up the dirt in the crevices of other small stiff nails.
"Hey! There's also a manicure business here! I said, why did Aunt Wang open her celestial spirit cover specially!"
Under Lin Muge's amazed eyes, Aunt Wang took a small hand that had cleaned up the dirt and touched it in her brain through her opened head.
Nails turned red when I took it out.
Then Aunt Wang took the initiative to put her fingernails in her mouth to clean up the scratches on them.
"The effect is good! After the manicure, the pink is tender and tender, and the color is delicious. Just don't take your arm wrong for a while."
"Anyone who is interested can come and try it."
Lin Muge gave Aunt Wang a thumbs up.
Aunt Wang also shook her head at him, and worked harder after seeing the camera.
"Nail Art"
""Delicious Beauty""
"Welcome to the Redefine Idiom Conference [Goutou]"
"I don't think Haidilao can be blamed for not being able to remove the nails..."
""Underground Fishing""
"This is too hell..."
Rows of bullet screens flashed by.
The entire small zombie market is filled with a harmonious and happy atmosphere, but it is also extremely dark.
This strong sense of disobedience caused people to be in a trance for a while...
In the end is my problem...
Or Lin Shepherd's problem?
"Hey guys! This one is even better!"
In the next classroom, many little zombies were queuing up. Lin Muge also glanced sideways, and then quickly adjusted the camera.
I saw a zombie in a shabby white coat rubbing his facial muscles.
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