Weird recovery: Do you call this serious science?

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The rabbit ears on Yu Xinning's pajamas stood up.

"This question is very classic. First of all, let's talk about the conclusion. It is possible, and it can even be said to be very common."

"I remember I told everyone where these bones in my family came from. They were all real people, and they were the corpses of the dolls in my family."

"They belong to the ghosts that become Ning Ning after death and can live in dolls, but at the same time, the body also undergoes a necromorphic transformation and becomes a zombie."

Lin Muge walked to the complete human bone next to the TV.

"When you have become a ghost, and then see your body become a zombie and then stand up, it will be very, very painful, very, very uncomfortable."

"There are generally two solutions to this situation. One is to kill your corpse, and the other is to kill you who are in a supernatural state."

"Because the corpse has only muscle memory at most, it is 'dead', and Li Ning retains memories and even emotions like this, so I always kill zombies."

Lin Muge hesitated and sighed.

He has seen a very classic case in his previous life, that is, a person became a ghost, and then fell in love with the zombie whose corpse turned into a dead body. Because ghosts and ghosts can intermarry, he even held a wedding with his own corpse.

This is also the source of pain and discomfort for most people when they see their dead bodies.

Because it is not dealt with in time, it is really possible for you to "fall in love" with yourself.

The soul will have a natural sense of dependence on the body, as if the spirit is attached to a doll or other objects, and this is the reason.

So when your own physical body is still there, you will naturally have concern and attachment to it, and this kind of concern will evolve into a deformed "love" after a long time.

"Although Xiao Zombie is a protected animal now, I still recommend that you choose to be cremated."

"Like Ningning, how happy I am now, heartless."

Lin Muge looked at Yu Xinning in the air.

"Oh~ I'm happy because I'm with senpai~"

Yu Xinning blushed and waved her hands.

"Really Heartless"

"Woooooo my wife Ningning blushes at other men, so cute [dog head]"

"Do you feel that Liming is interested in pigeons?"

"Won't anyone forget that Ningning is only three years old, right?【狗头】"

"Wouldn't that be better"

"No matter what you say, I only have respect for seniors!"

Seeing all kinds of tiger and wolf words on the barrage, Yu Xinning pouted and said seriously.

"Senior, let me ask the next question!"

"Ah."

"The next question is..."

"Ow?!"

Xiao Shiyi, who had just woken up outside the door, yawned halfway when he saw Lin Muge, the "women's clothing", and stopped abruptly, and even instinctively took half a step back.

"... ouch?"

She moved her nose first, and after confirming that it was Lin Muge, she rushed forward tentatively.

"This is not a benefit to fans."

Lin Muge scraped the colorful scales on her small face, then nodded at Yu Xinning.

"The next question is more serious, that is, there are strange creatures like snowmen in the snow in the north. Are there any weird creatures in the south that are not in the north?"

"some."

Because of the bandages all over her body, every nod of Lin Muge's nod was very mechanical.

"There are many coastal areas in the south, and there are typhoons almost every year."

"There is a strange creature that comes with the typhoon and lives in the eyes of the typhoon. It eats the fish brought up by the typhoon, and it will disappear when the typhoon disappears. It is amazing. When there is a typhoon next year, I will see if I have a chance to share it with you. .”

"In addition to the weird creatures in the typhoon, there are many more magical ones. For example, some weird creatures will appear during a lunar eclipse, and some will appear during a solar eclipse."

"Others will suddenly appear to encourage you when you are constipated, comfort you when you accidentally fart in the elevator, pat your back when you choke, and help you when you catch a cold. Time to help you cool down, and chat with you to reduce pain when you are dying..."

Lin Muge pursed her lips and thought about it again, "Anyway, it's a bit weird, but it's very warm-hearted."

"Why does the painting style seem a bit off..."

"The Warm Heart"

""Encourage You When Constipated""

""comfort""

"Cool Down"

"Less Pain"

As soon as Lin Muge said this, the barrage in the live broadcast room was instantly occupied by various book titles.

Originally a serious question, Lin Muge answered it seriously...

"Senior, why don't you answer well..."

"Seriously, I'll do it when I become weird after I die, how good it is, to pass on kindness."

Lin Muge stabilized the bandage on her body again.

"Okay, okay, next question!"

Yu Xinning swipe the phone.

"Senior, what is the first thing you plan to do after becoming a ghost?"

"Go to a comrade who is constipated and encourage him."

"...Senior, where do you like to travel most? Do you have any recommended places?"

"This one……"

Lin Muge rubbed Xiao Shiyi's face lying on his lap.

"I like random graveyards or cemeteries the most. Cemeteries are relatively formal. I recommend you to go there to discuss business, promotion and salary increase. It's not easy to disagree with such places."

"The Luan Grave is relatively open. You can find friends to drink and have a drink together. Couples can also find a remote place to exchange feelings. It depends on everyone's needs!"

"Also, I don't recommend that everyone go to the grave with sad feelings, because no one wants to see their descendants sad, so in a place like the grave, I think you should show your predecessors that you are happy. side."

Lin Muge said very seriously.

"Well, the next question is...Senior, is there any pets that are recommended for normal humans to keep?"

"Yes, I recommend our Ning Ning, it's so cute, it can work, and it doesn't eat much."

He flicked the rabbit ears on top of Ning Ning's head.

"senior!!!"

"Ha, no kidding, let me take this opportunity to give you an inventory of weird pets suitable for home breeding."

Lin Muge glanced at the air conditioner in the room.

"As long as they are weird creatures, regardless of other things, they all have the function of cooling down and can replace the air conditioner to save electricity for you, so I still recommend everyone to breed them."

"If you like plants, I recommend eyeball fruit. The juice tastes delicious, and it grows very quickly and can run away. If you are short-sighted, I like to lie beside you and observe you while you sleep."

He patted Xiao Shiyi, then picked up the camera and pointed it at the eyeballs planted next to the Bianhua in the yard outside.

When this eyeball is first picked, it looks like a bunch of grapes that have all turned into eyeballs.

After growing in a place of good geomantic omen like Lin Muge's house for a month, its eyeballs are obviously more, bigger and rounder, sparkling and very handsome.

"Secondly, I recommend Qianshou, but to be honest, some of them don't listen to discipline and run around. Novices may need to raise some other weird plants that don't listen to discipline, such as big puff mushrooms. Unfortunately, big puff mushrooms are too rare. .”

"In terms of weird animals, I recommend the cockroach killer first. It not only eats cockroaches but is also a musical instrument. It also looks cute, so you don't have to worry too much."

"Then... how about this, I will take a careful inventory of everyone in the official account column of the Geography Museum in the past few days, and make a specific echelon. There are too many suitable for pets, and I can't finish it in a short time. "

Lin Muge repositioned the camera.

""Pokemon""

"I think Gege can also list the locations and rarity of these weird pets, and then organize an event or something for everyone to find!"

"!! Sudden interest!"

"Like a live-action Pokemon"

"I am the first to sign up for this event!"

"I agree!"

"This is fine!"

Seeing everyone's proposals on the barrage, Lin Muge nodded.

"It's absolutely fine. I'll start working on it this afternoon, and I think I'll be able to make an inventory for everyone tomorrow or the day after tomorrow!"

"Senior! Can I help you? I want to learn too!"

Yu Xinning also pricked up her ears and asked, shaking the tail of the little rabbit on her buttocks.

"of course can."

"Okay! Thank you, senior!"

"Brothers, my women's clothing is a bit too tight. Why don't you give me 2 minutes to change it. You probably have seen enough of the women's clothing science just now."

Lin Muge pulled off the bandage on his head first.

After glancing at the barrage, he got into the house again.

The only drawback of this exotic women's clothing is that it is a bit suffocating...

"Then I'll find the next comment for seniors first. I remember a friend told a story about Nian Beast Village, and it got more than 3 likes..."

Yu Xinning lay on her stomach and swipe her phone to search carefully.

"Nian Beast Village!"

"I saw that comment too!"

"If it's true, I really hope Gege will go there!"

"That Nian Beast Village looks like a story made up..."

"It wasn't made up, it was sent by the admiral."

"So does the Nian Beast really exist?"

"I don't know, let's wait for Gege to come out for science."

Chapter 159 Because I'm Dead

"Huh! Alright."

Five minutes later, Lin Muge, who had put on her pajamas again, walked out of the bedroom twisting her neck.

"Actually, I was wearing pajamas under the bandage just now, so it looked very tight."

"Under normal circumstances, no other clothes are worn under the shroud of the mummy, and no other clothes are worn outside. Everyone can understand that the shroud of the mummy is its skin, so the mummy is naked."

Lin Muge took a sip of water and said.

"hiss……"

"So just now it is roughly equivalent to that the pigeon is not wearing clothes...?"

“It seems to have missed a blockbuster movie【狗头】”

"Why didn't Gege say [狗头] earlier?"

"It sounds so astringent..."

"It seems to be wrapped in a white cloth, but in fact it has taken off the disguise"


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