novelaction Chapter 412: Who is the better green tea?
Chapter 412: Who is the better green tea?
Lu Xiaoli looked down at the group of breathless players below, and suddenly burst into laughter, then shouted at the top of his voice:
"Haha, everyone, I have something good to give you. Take it! It's a banana peel!"
Before she finished speaking, she threw the banana peel that she had prepared in her hand down hard.
In the blink of an eye, the ferocious ghost wolf ridden by one of the players stepped on the banana peel.
In an instant, the ghost wolf's feet slipped, his whole body lost balance, and began to spin wildly in place.
The player sitting on top was so frightened that his face turned pale. He held the reins tightly with both hands and kept screaming:
"Oh my god, what's going on? This damn banana peel!"
The other players were both angry and amused when they saw this.
Someone couldn't help but glare at Lu Xiaoli and cursed:
"I was wondering why I couldn't see any blind boxes along the way. You bitch, you must have picked them all up? Is there any justice in the world? Stop right now! I'm about to throw up!"
However, facing the accusations and abuses from the crowd, Lu Xiaoli was not afraid at all. Instead, his eyebrows were raised, his eyes widened, and he shouted loudly:
"Huh? How dare you insult me? If that's the case, then you'll all experience the power of this 40% micro-do water light bullet!"
As she spoke, she waved her jade hand, and several water bullets shimmering with blue light rushed towards the players below like meteors...
With a loud "bang", the player was blown into the air and spun in circles.
"Ugh... My fault. Stop turning. I'm carsick... Ugh..."
At this moment, a player from Dragon Country also rushed over and saw this scene. He shouted "Wow!"
Lu Xiaoli gave all the item boxes to the Dragon Nation players and instructed them, "You are not allowed to move forward if you haven't used up all the items. Throw an item to each player who comes, and I'll refill it for you once it's used up."
The Dragon Country player immediately expressed his excitement, "Don't worry, Boss Lu, I guarantee to complete the task!"
The Dragon Country player was holding a prop and looking at the people behind him with a gloomy face, "Look at me, a dead mosquito, look at me, a banana peel, look at me, a bubble gum, look at me, a stinky fart, look at me, please close your eyes before it gets dark, look at me, a wooden man, look at me, a transformation slogan, look at me..."
On the track, the players' faces were as pale as paper, white foam kept coming out of the corners of their mouths, and their bodies were trembling due to extreme discomfort.
They gasped for breath and begged for mercy, “Mad, stop looking at yourself and look at us!
Ugh... what the hell did you throw? Why is it still a stinky fart that smells like leeks, onions and eggs? Ugh..."
"What the hell is going on? You're poisoning us. We're already hungry, and I didn't eat anything, but I'm full of farts. It tastes like leeks, onions, stinky tofu, mushrooms? All different flavors? Ugh..."
"Is this competition meant to torture people? What's the point of 'Close your eyes when it's dark'? Erkang, I can't see..."
"Oh my god, the Dragon Country player used a transformation mantra on me? Balala energy, the fucking little boy transformed all over?"
"Baga, stop using your stinky farts on me. My mount vomited too. Ugh... This time it's a stinky fart that smells like grilled cold noodles... You bastard, ugh... I... ugh... I'm going to beat you to death... ugh... you..."
Lu Xiaoli and Jin Wu collected all the props on the track together, and then returned to replenish the props for their companions!
At this time, in addition to the player who was vomiting, there were other players from Dragon Country on the field, and they also joined in the fun of throwing props.
Just as the props were about to be gone, Lu Xiaoli came over in time to replace them.
Putting down the props, Lu Xiaoli and Jin Wu began to fly slowly towards the finish line.
"Husband, why don't you say anything? Call me wife!" Lu Xiaoli spoke to Jinwu.
The Golden Crow raised its proud head, raised the corner of its mouth, and said with a hint of dissatisfaction: "Humph, I don't want to talk to your wife!
There wasn't even a kiss, I was really angry, and this anger is not the kind that can be easily appeased!"
After saying that, it deliberately turned its head to the side, pretending to ignore Lu Xiaoli.
Seeing this, Lu Xiaoli quickly covered her mouth with her hands and laughed secretly. Then she used her hands and feet to quickly climb onto Bo's thick neck like a nimble little monkey, and gently shook her body and began to act coquettishly:
"Oh, my dear husband, please don't be angry, okay? As long as we successfully complete this competition, I will give you a big kiss right away."
As she spoke, she blinked at Boliang, looking extremely cute.
However, Bo Yan still held his head high and said with a very tough look:
"Humph, what do you take me for? This alone is not enough, you have to coax me properly, at least for three days and three nights in a row.
Otherwise, I will really ignore you and run away from home, so that you will never find me again in this life!"
When he said this, he deliberately emphasized his tone, as if he wanted to show his determination.
Hearing this, Lu Xiaoli suppressed a smile and asked, "Okay, okay, I will definitely accompany my husband for three full days and three nights. Are you still angry now, husband?"
At this time, Bo Yan calmed down a little, but still muttered a little aggrievedly: "Well... well, actually I'm still a little angry.
Honey, you haven't come to see me for so long, so am I still the one you love most in your heart?"
Lu Xiaoli quickly hugged Bo Yan tightly and gently assured him:
"Of course I do. I love you the most. You will always be the most important person in my heart! My love for you is unmatched by anyone!"
After hearing this, Bo Yan finally showed a satisfied smile on his face, but he still asked worriedly:
"Really? Honey, please don't lie to me. If your love for me isn't even a little bit greater than that of Mo Liyuan, then, hmph, I'll still run away from home!"
Bo'er's mood at this moment was as bright as the warm spring sun. He spread his huge and gorgeous wings with joy and suddenly accelerated to fly forward.
It wasn't long before we reached the finish line, racing like lightning.
Just as he reached the finish line, a light flashed on Bo'er's body, and his figure flashed quickly, and in the blink of an eye he had turned into a human form.
He couldn't wait to stretch out his arms, rushed towards Lu Xiaoli like a gust of wind, and then hugged her tightly in his arms.
"Give me a hug, honey. I miss you so much. When I get home, I must eat the dumplings made by my wife." Bo Lang said coquettishly, his voice full of anticipation and joy.
Lu Xiaoli lay obediently in Bo's broad and warm embrace, nodded gently and said: "Okay, I'll make it for you, just for you!"
At this moment, Bo Yan suddenly raised one hand and looked at Lu Xiaoli pitifully, his eyes full of grievance and even a hint of sobs:
"Honey, my hands hurt... During the time you were away, many weirdos came to challenge me to a duel. They beat me so hard that my hands hurt terribly, and even my legs were hurt too. It really hurts!"
As he spoke, he pointed at his legs with his other hand.
When Lu Xiaoli heard this, he felt extremely distressed. He quickly reached out and took Bo's hand, gently blew on it, and said softly in a comforting voice: "It won't hurt if my wife blows on it, dear!"
At the same time, Shi Yan on the other side had just successfully completed the difficult task in the Evil Ghost Cave.
With each successful challenge, his level continued to rise, his strength grew day by day, and now his speed of absorbing weirdness became extremely fast!
However, when he stepped out of the copy with joy, the scene before him made him slightly stunned - he saw Lu Xiaoli being tightly held in the arms of a strange man.
Shi Yan couldn't help but feel a strange feeling in his heart, and secretly guessed that this man must be the legendary Old Seven?
So he adjusted his aggrieved mood and prepared to meet this person!
Luo Jingyu whispered secretly: "I bet Bo Yan will win!"
Qi Yan touched his chin and said thoughtfully: "I'll bet on Shi Yan, after all, he is really tea!"
Ming Siyuan said disdainfully: "I bet on that green tea bird. He has used many tricks to steal my wife before."
Ouyang Xuanyi seemed to see through everything and smiled calmly, "I guess my wife won't let this happen."
System: "I bet the master will win!"
"What are you doing? Are you bored and have nothing to do?" Mo Liyuan's cold voice came.
Ming Siyuan said coquettishly, "Brother, don't be angry. Come and see who will win."