novelaction Chapter 256: Ji Kengkeng! You want to take my place?
Chapter 256: Ji Kengkeng! You want to take my place?
Looking at Lin Mo with messy hair and tattered clothes, Minister Lin slapped her on the head.
"Go! Go back!"
Lin Mo touched her head and said dissatisfiedly: "Dad, don't hit my head all the time, or I won't grow taller." She was not tall to begin with, what if she got hit?
She is now 1.63 meters tall, and the slap from her father made her at least one centimeter shorter.
The more she thought about it, the more she felt this was possible. Otherwise, why were those people who carried heavy objects not very tall? It must be because they were being pressed down.
[Xiaobai, Xiaobai, how tall am I now? I haven't asked you about your height for a long time. I think I have grown a little taller.]
Height is really her obsession. Her current goal is 1.65 meters, so that at least her height will be more harmonious in the family.
Bai Xiao: [Um, do you mean including your hair or your height? ]
Lin Mo: ...So that’s how you told me my height before. Did you include my hair?
Lin Mo suddenly felt a little panicked. With her hair down, she was only 1.63 meters tall, so her actual height must be even shorter!
Bai Xiao touched his nose and felt a little unsure about what to answer. Some hairstyles do make one look taller, as do the soles of shoes.
But all these combined together form a complete height. You can't go out barefoot with disheveled hair every day. That is indeed the net height, but you can't show it to others, right?
So it's normal to add shoe soles and hair, but of course, he doesn't need them because he's already tall enough.
The heights of other people he reported to Lin Mo were indeed their net heights, but he still inflated Lin Mo's height a little.
Although other people didn't understand how one meter tall they were, they didn't care too much. They thought it might be a system unit of measurement.
Anyway, she knew that Lord Kobayashi was shorter than she actually knew.
Lin Mo was really sad all the way. He thought he was 1.63 meters tall but he didn't expect that he was shorter than 1.63 meters.
Is there anything sadder than this? She is actually a shorty!
Why did the genes of the whole family mutate in her?
If it weren't for his face that looked exactly like his father's, she would have doubted whether he was her biological son.
I heard that her grandparents were also very tall, and her grandparents-in-law were also of average height, so why is she like this?
Could it be that she didn't like to eat and ate a lot of snacks when she was a child? Nowadays, many parents say that eating snacks will make you not grow taller, but this can't be the reason!
The more Lin Mo thought about it, the more regretful he felt. If he had known earlier, he would have eaten more when he was a child.
Lin Mo still didn't give up and asked: [Xiao Bai, what is my height without shoes and hair? ]
Bai Xiao: [You just happen to be 160cm tall. Actually, your height is not short among girls. Aren’t there many girls in Beijing who are shorter than you? And you have good proportions and long legs. Look at your family members, they all have long legs. Your father’s legs almost reach your chest.]
Everyone took a look at Minister Lin’s legs. Well, they were indeed a pair of good legs, with broad shoulders, narrow waist, long legs and a good figure!
How does this guy maintain such a good figure? Doesn't he eat?
Lin Mo looked at her own legs and then at her father's legs. Well, she inherited her father's gene for long legs, but her height is really a drag!
If she were as tall as her dad, her legs would be able to reach someone's chest!
After returning to his room, Lin Mo became autistic.
What happened today spread out in no time and became a model for how families educate their children.
For example, don't walk on deserted paths, don't go to remote places, and be especially careful of traps set by hunters in the mountains.
Fortunately, it was just a net today. If someone had dug a pit to hunt other wild animals, the pit would be full of sharp wooden spears, and the person would basically be dead if he fell in.
"You don't have the ability like Master Kobayashi. It's different for you if he can't die."
Listening to their father's words, everyone was confused.
Are they just looking for those narrow roads to take because they have nothing better to do? They are not Master Xiaolin.
Who wouldn't walk on the main road? The more remote the place, the more dangerous it is. And they usually go out with maids and servants. Unlike Lord Xiaolin, he takes Bai Xiao with him in wind and rain every day.
Looking at a certain lump on the bed, Bai Xiao chuckled and said, "You have now become a typical example for adults to educate their children. This is equivalent to you being included in the textbook. It's really amazing."
Lin Mo's muffled voice came from inside, "Then can I give you this opportunity to be on the textbook? These people have nothing to do after eating, why do they want to publicly execute me again and again?"
It's embarrassing, but it will be fine after that period of time. She is a kind-hearted person, but being dragged out and punished again and again by others is another feeling.
Seeing her depressed look, Bai Xiao went over, patted her head and said, "Don't be sad. Your father personally cooked a roast chicken for you today. It's the kind you always wanted, fragrant and crispy. And Ji Kengkeng is here too."
Hearing this, Lin Mo did a backflip. Bai Xiao was unable to react in time and was knocked over by someone.
"Come on, come on, why didn't you say so earlier!"
If you had told me earlier, why would I still be here sad?
Bai Xiao, who was lying on the bed feeling dizzy and dazed at the moment, cursed silently.
His jaw and his teeth. Fortunately, his tongue shrank quickly, otherwise it would have fallen off.
However, if the tongue of this body falls off, he can still grow it back with the help of his energy.
He hasn't had any energy issues to worry about for a long time. Maybe it's because he's too rich. What does it mean to be rich? He has it!
Other systems struggle for energy every day, but he still has some left over every day. Even if the host doesn't go out to eat melons, the energy will be overflowing every day.
What is self-sufficiency? This is self-sufficiency! Long live silence!
After a while, Bai Xiao comforted himself. It was just a hit on the chin, no big deal.
"Teacher, your cooking skills are getting better and better. I may need to ask you for advice on how to make roast chicken."
Ji Kengkeng sat next to Minister Lin with a smile on his face, while Lin Qi and Lin Ran sat next to Madam Lin. They looked a bit like a family.
Lin Mo saw this step as soon as she arrived, and then she exploded.
"Ahhh! Ji Kengkeng! You actually took my seat! You have no shame! Put down the roast chicken in your hand!"
Everyone present: ...It's over, the little devil is here.