Chapter 116 The Magical Zeng Xiaoxian
Chapter 116 The Magical Zeng Xiaoxian
After seeing Hu Yifei calm down, Qin Ying and Bai Zhi also put down what they were holding and walked over.
Seeing the two people coming over, Hu Yifei raised her eyelids: "Where is the food you cooked?"
"Sister Yifei, it's only a little after ten o'clock and you're already hungry!"
Hu Yifei took out her cell phone to check the time and found that it was indeed past ten o'clock.
"I'm not cooking, so why are you staying in the kitchen for so long?"
"Come on, Sister Yifei, who would dare to be around you after the way you were just now!"
After Qin Ying finished speaking, Bai Zhi and Hu Yifei both looked at Zeng Xiaoxian.
"Why are you looking at me? I know I'm handsome, but there's no need to look at me like that. It'll make me feel embarrassed~"
The atmosphere changed instantly after being interrupted by Zeng Xiaoxian.
"By the way, what should Zhanbo do?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said confidently: "Watch me!"
After saying this, Zeng Xiaoxian walked over and pinched Lu Zhanbo's philtrum for a while, and he woke up.
"Ah! Sis! No!"
Lu Zhanbo's memory still remains at the moment when he fainted.
"Okay, Zhanbo, it's okay!"
"Teacher Zeng, how come you are so skilled?"
Hearing Qin Ying's words, Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled twice, "I've formed a conditioned reflex over the years. If Hu Yifei knocks me out, I can pinch my Ren Zhong to wake myself up!"
No one present believed what Zeng Xiaoxian said. It was too mysterious. Even Hu Yifei didn't believe it, because even she couldn't do such a thing.
At most, it can automatically activate its own defense system when it falls asleep, giving others a flash of dodge in its sleep.
But who would believe that if someone fainted and woke themselves up?
"You don't believe it, right? I didn't believe it either before, but this is the truth!"
Lu Zhanbo also came to his senses at this time, and said nonchalantly: "Teacher Zeng, stop bragging. My sister and I have been together for so many years and still haven't been able to practice it, so forget it!"
Seeing that no one believed him, Zeng Xiaoxian's stubborn temper came out.
"Come on, Yifei, you made me faint!"
Hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's words, Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian hesitantly: "Are you sure?"
"Sure, hurry up, get it done soon..."
Before Zeng Xiaoxian could finish his words, Hu Yifei knocked him out directly. Her main point was to act decisively!
"Sister Yifei, you didn't even give Teacher Zeng time to prepare!"
"Oh, no need. If you prepare it, it might not be effective!"
After saying this, everyone was observing Zeng Xiaoxian.
After a while, several people saw Zeng Xiaoxian's hand raised up by itself.
Then he placed it precisely on his philtrum and began to pinch it hard.
Seeing this scene, everyone present couldn't help but open their mouths wide. This was the first time they saw someone fainting and pinching his own Ren Zhong point.
After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian slowly woke up, shook his neck a few times, and then said to Hu Yifei: "Please don't act so suddenly, okay? At least give me some time to prepare!"
Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian like this, several people started to circle around him, poking him from time to time.
"No, Mr. Zeng, are you really a human being and can you do this?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said nonchalantly, "I don't know if I'll be able to do it myself after a while!"
"Oh, I think I had something to tell you, but I forgot what it was when Hu Yifei knocked me out."
"Forget it, forget it, Teacher Zeng. If you forget, just wait until you remember it."
After thinking for a while, Zeng Xiaoxian forgot what he wanted to say and gave up.
"By the way, what time is it now? Shouldn't we start cooking?"
Qin Ying looked at his phone and found that it was already eleven o'clock after all the commotion, and it was almost time to cook.
After finishing their meal at 3601, Qin Ying and Bai Zhi went back to 3603 to rest.
Especially Baizhi, in order to prevent herself from not being able to fall asleep after watching a movie at night, she must make up for the sleep at noon.
In the afternoon, Zeng Xiaoxian and Wanyu were drinking in the bar. Suddenly, Zeng Xiaoxian clapped his hands and said with a look of surprise, "I know what I want to say!"
Wanyu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a puzzled look, wondering why this guy was so startled.
"What's wrong, Mr. Zeng? What did you remember?"
"Oh, it's that guy Lu Ziqiao. He doesn't want to reconcile with Meijia anymore and is already looking for a new girlfriend! I thought it was just a show, but it got so bad it's gotten worse. Things are really getting weird in the apartment lately."
After hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's words, Wanyu said as a matter of course, "There have been a lot of strange things happening lately. Yesterday, Zhanbo even invited me to watch a Russian science and education film!"
"This is all normal. Don't you think it would be abnormal if he asked you to watch something else?"
After hearing Zeng Xiaoxian say "I love you", Wanyu realized that he was right. This is in line with Lu Zhanbo's personality!
If I were really invited to watch a romance movie or something, I would really hesitate whether to go. Now, I don’t even have to hesitate.
"Zhanbo is a good man, but he and I really have nothing in common. However, Meijia and Ziqiao are different. I remember the day they first moved into the Love Apartment, they fell in love at first sight. Lu Bu and Diao Chan were so enviable, even though they were just acting~"
"You said the difference between people is as big as the difference between people and pigs. Look at Qin Ying and Bai Zhi. They were acting at first, but they ended up together. Now look at these two. They've become like this. It's been a long time since they appeared on the same screen."
After hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's words, Wanyu sighed and continued, "Yesterday, Meijia scolded Ziqiao in front of me for two hours, and not a single word was repeated!"
"What are you talking about? Have you forgotten what I just said? Ziqiao has already started looking for a new girlfriend, but Meijia at least hasn't done that yet!"
Wanyu seemed to have thought of something at this time, "Teacher Zeng, isn't your program specifically designed to address this kind of emotional issues?"
"When I encounter this kind of problem, I usually advise them to cut the Gordian knot. But now I don't have to. They have already cut the Gordian knot themselves!"
"We can't just watch them like this, at least restore their normal relationship. I haven't dared to go play with Meijia these past few days."
"Then help them one last time! If this doesn't work, I'll just quit this mess!"
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