novelaction Chapter 256 Brother Dan, are you having your period?
Chapter 256 Brother Dan, are you having your period?
hiss!
Things are starting to get a little weird!
How could she think that?
Do you think everyone will fall in love with this rotten cucumber-like sweet husband like him?
Forget it.
Let’s praise both of them together.
Anyway, it just comes to mind.
"Senior Sister An, you're overthinking this. I think a man as outstanding as Long Aotian must be paired with an even more outstanding woman, like you, Senior Sister An!"
Xie Fu's exaggerated tone made An Zhuxin feel very embarrassed.
Her cheeks flushed as she said, "What kind of person am I..."
Xie Fu said with a "tsk".
"She's so beautiful! She's kind-hearted and hardworking! She's also good at cultivating immortals and drawing talismans. You'd be hard to find someone like her even with a lantern! I'd say you two are a perfect match! A perfect match, a perfect couple. You're just a feast for the eyes!"
An Zhuxin suddenly felt even more embarrassed and looked at Long Aotian shyly.
He lowered his eyes and asked, "Are Senior Brother Long and I a good match?"
In fact, after being with Long Aotian, she would always secretly compare herself with Jiang Yuezhi and Xie Fu.
Although she knew that this idea was boring, she just couldn't help it.
Xie Fu has a lively and interesting personality.
Jiang Yuezhi is even more of a favored girl.
Therefore, such comparisons often make her fall into inferiority and internal friction.
At this time, Xie Fu's clear voice sounded.
"What a match! A match made in heaven!"
An Zhuxin had a smile on her lips.
Xiao Xunyi felt a little strange.
Did Xie Fu regulate his mouth with Chinese medicine?
Si Tang whispered to Jiang Yuezhi, "Sister Yuezhi, is Sister Fu Fu going to trick me? The tone and demeanor she uses now are exactly the same as when she was trying to trick me."
"should be."
Long Aotian turned his back to the few people and curled his lips silently.
What does she mean by this?
Is this a way to show your generosity?
Unfortunately, he knew Xie Fu better than anyone else.
She almost fainted from crying when he first announced that he and Jiang Yuezhi were going to be Taoist partners!
Will she bless herself and An Zhuxin from the bottom of her heart?
woman.
What a hypocritical animal.
Although he cares a lot in his heart, he always pretends to be sober.
Xie Fu is like this.
The same is true for Jiang Yuezhi.
After realizing this, Long Aotian felt very satisfied.
If a man is good enough, he will not lack the favor of beautiful women.
And he should now spend more time on cultivation.
When he finally reaches the ladder to heaven, he believes that these two will regret it to the core.
A sneer appeared on Long Aotian's thin lips.
His eyes were firm.
He believed that as long as he practiced diligently.
Then it won't be too late.
Xie Fu lowered his eyes.
I was secretly calculating in my heart.
It seems that neither of them is very smart.
As long as you take the initiative to say some nice things to them, you can gain their trust.
This will be of great help to her in stealing Long Aotian's luck later.
.......
Over the next few days, Xie Fu took turns praising An Zhuxin and Long Aotian.
Everyone was talking about it.
"I heard that the disciples of Shenle Sect have started to lick Long Aotian's boots again!"
"Is this true? Didn't she act like an enemy before?"
"Really? I've been watching it these past few days. Xie Fu chats with Long Aotian almost every day."
"Her expression changes so quickly, wow! A woman's heart is truly unpredictable!"
"But doesn't Xie Fu and Jiang Yuezhi treat each other like two people every day? Isn't she embarrassed by this?"
"Don't you know Xie Fu? Her face is thicker than a city wall! In my opinion, this woman is really not simple. From the beginning, she was persistent, and then she turned her love into hatred, and then pretended not to care, and used a series of tricks to play hard to get. In order to win Long Aotian's heart, she almost used all 36 strategies."
"Haha, it seems that a man's excessive charm isn't a good thing. Isn't this constantly causing Long Aotian to waste a lot of time? We grown men can't be like these women, always getting caught up in these love affairs. Women are only used to satisfy desires. Once desires are satisfied, it's time to start conquering the world."
"Who says it's not true? I can only say that it's a blessing for Long Aotian to be favored by a woman like Xie Fu."
Of course, this blessing needs to be put in quotation marks.
Xie Fu is meditating seriously here.
Carefully feel the mysteries of heaven and earth in the sea of consciousness.
Xue Xu sighed.
"It's because there are too many of these half-sweet men that they lower the reputation of us men."
Xie Shijin was also a little headache from what they said. He said to Xie Fu, who had a calm face, "Hey, little sister, they are teasing you."
Xie Fu said calmly, "I don't really care."
Xie Shijin sighed, "Junior Sister, you have changed."
"What's changed?"
"If it were you in the past, I'd have thrown my fists."
Ugh!
She wants to cry too!
But now I have a plan!
Xie Fu opened his eyes and said to Long Aotian in a very wise voice: "Third Brother, remember that we should not care too much about other people's opinions and views in life. Otherwise, it will be easy to become a pair of underwear, and you will have to bear the consequences of others' farts."
Xie Shijin was stunned for a moment.
This may sound a bit rough at first.
But if you think about it carefully, it makes sense.
He patted Xie Fu's shoulder solemnly and said, "Junior Sister, you have attained enlightenment!"
Xie Fu nodded slightly, pretending to be modest and said, "Amitabha, I know very well that I am still a long way from the great way."
Xie Shijin pouted, "Only Buddhists say Amitabha, you unfilial son."
"Oh."
Xie Fu's mind raced for a moment, and he said something nonsense: "Buddhism and Taoism are inseparable, and blessings will benefit you, me, and him."
.......
Xu Yizhou was squatting on the ground.
Use a small branch to draw circles on the ground.
Xie Fu also realized that Xu Yizhou seemed a little silent today.
Xie Fu didn't know if his brain was blocked or what was going on.
He directly asked Xu Yizhou with concern: "What's wrong, brother Dan, are you having your period?"
After saying that, everyone was stunned.
Xu Yizhou turned around and looked at Xie Fu in disbelief.
He was already feeling a little sad because Sister Fu had been praising Long Aotian intentionally or unintentionally these days.
She also asked herself if she was having her uncle's day.
Oh oh oh!
Isn’t this too hurtful?
Xie Fu immediately explained, "Brother Dan, that's not what I meant. I just noticed something was wrong with you and wanted to check on you."
Xue Xu looked at Xu Yizhou's expression and guessed, "I guess Brother Dan is jealous."
Xie Fu was confused. "Jealous? Jealous of what?"