I started a senior citizen university after being unemployed, and I became the favorite of my uncles

Chapter 194: The refrigerator becomes a pendant, pirated Head & Shoulders

After Xiao Zhou collapsed, he received a call from Uncle Zhou, who said that he would not be back at noon and asked Xiao Zhou to go to the express station to help him pick up the "big refrigerator".

Xiao Zhou didn't know what Uncle Zhou bought, but Uncle Zhou left his phone number and text messages were sent to his phone. Roughly speaking, there were more than a dozen express deliveries.

So he went to the gate of the Senior Citizens University to find Uncle Zhou and got the key, then drove his tricycle to get it.

At the school gate, Grandpa Zhou repeatedly warned: "Son, the refrigerator is very heavy. You must move it slowly and don't break it."

"Why did you buy a refrigerator? It can still be used at home." Xiao Zhou said irritably.

"You always complain that your refrigerator doesn't cool well, so I bought you a new one as a surprise." Uncle Zhou scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed.

It would be a lie to say that I wasn't touched. Xiao Zhou thought that Uncle Zhou had finally bought something useful online, and he took the initiative to ask: "Did you spend a lot of money? I'll give you some when I get home."

"You keep your pension for yourself, and I'll buy you anything you want."

"Not expensive, not expensive. This refrigerator is quite cheap. I'll go back and see how it works. If possible, buy two more."

Xiao Zhou didn't ask any further questions and excitedly drove his tricycle to pick up the express.

When I arrived at the post office, I was dumbfounded. I searched the large items area for a long time but couldn't find it. I asked the post office owner, and he finally pulled out a palm-sized box from the corner.

"Are you sure there's a refrigerator in here?"

"I don't know what you bought, but the pickup code and name and phone number are correct, right?"

Xiao Zhou nodded after repeated confirmation. He was not in the mood to pick up other packages, so he "violently" opened the box as soon as he got out of the express station.

I found a delicate and small refrigerator ornament from a pile of foam paper.

To be honest, this ornament is very delicately made, with even color and a very textured feel. There is a layer of gold glitter on the edge, and it also comes with a keychain. It is a very high-quality pendant.

But it had nothing to do with the refrigerator he imagined, and it didn't need a tricycle to pull it at all.

Xiao Zhou, who was pulling the refrigerator out of the way of the tricycle, was disheveled in the wind.

Xiao Zhou thought about it at home for an afternoon, waiting for Uncle Zhou to come home to settle the account.

When Uncle Zhou returned home, it was already dark outside.

"Why don't you turn on the light?" Uncle Zhou saw the vague figure in the darkness and spoke before Xiao Zhou: "I didn't come back late on purpose. It was your uncle Wang who insisted on dragging me to the river to cast a few rods."

"His fishing skills were so poor that he didn't catch any fish and let my fish escape."

"I was planning to bring it back and make some soup."

He cleared his throat and spoke clearly to the voice-activated light he had just installed after buying it online a few days ago: "Please turn on the light."

The light shone above Xiao Zhou's forehead, making him extremely angry.

"How dare you mention your voice-activated light? It doesn't understand human language. It's no use saying turn on the light. It insists on saying 'please turn on the light'."

"It's fine if I coax myself to work all day, but when I get home I still have to coax this broken lamp."

"It can only understand Mandarin. It can't even turn off the lights in our house without a word of Mandarin."

When talking about this, Xiao Zhou got angry. "My grandma called me yesterday and said that the lamp you bought is more deaf than her."

His grandmother, who is over 80 years old, complained to him last night with her old cell phone, saying that the voice-controlled light Mr. Zhou bought was completely useless.

"I kept yelling for a long time at night, and she got up and lay down again in bed. When the lights were turned off, my grandma had already developed a six-pack."

Xiao Zhou rushed into the bathroom again, took out a bottle of shampoo and put it in front of Uncle Zhou.

"Tell me, when did you buy this junk? You have too much money and don't know where to spend it, so you buy useless things all the time."

The words "Sea Ash Suction" are clearly written on the dark blue bottle, along with an 80%-imaginative advertising slogan: "To dry up dandruff, use sea ash suction."

"The authentic one is called Head & Shoulders, what do you call yours?"

The name of this shampoo has an accent, and the slogan is as abstract as its name.

Uncle Zhou hugged his shampoo and argued for himself: "This is different from what is advertised. The seller said this is a 13-in-1 multifunctional shampoo that can wash your hair, face, and clothes..."

Xiao Zhou was so angry that his face turned red and his neck became thick. Ever since his father learned how to shop online, he has been unable to stop.

Bring a lot of stuff home every day.

Buy yourself a wig and a big gold chain.

Buy "Huadongzi" skin care products for his mother.

I bought him a medicine full of additives, and let Xiao Zhou use that medicine for everything from his duodenum to his sprained ankle.

He receives express deliveries every day, and even the owners of the express stations know him.

The cardboard boxes piled up by couriers are half a person's height.

Every time Xiao Zhou scolded Uncle Zhou, Uncle Zhou would bring out the same excuse: "The things I bought are not expensive, just a few dollars and a few cents."

He just heard from Uncle Zhou that this refrigerator cost 99 yuan, which is the most expensive thing he has ever bought in his online shopping career except for the big iron block under the bed.

Uncle Zhou excitedly asked Xiao Zhou for his refrigerator: "Have you tried my refrigerator? How is it? I also paid the merchant for the postage so that he could send it smoothly."

Xiao Zhou threw the refrigerator pendant to Uncle Zhou and said unhappily, "Take a good look at how much space you are going to make for your big refrigerator."

"What! How did my big refrigerator become a refrigerator pendant? It's not like this in the picture."

"No, I have to ask the merchant to give me an explanation."

As he said this, he pulled out a chair and argued with the merchant using voice.

When Xiao Zhou asked him whether he had finished his homework.

Uncle Zhou played deaf and dumb and pretended not to hear.

Xiao Zhou's mouth twitched as he watched this, and he sent a message to Lin Qinglan:

"Excuse me, Principal Lin, but I think my dad needs extra lessons."

"Make up lessons? What lessons?" Lin Qinglan replied quickly.

Xiao Zhou typed those words very seriously: "Online shopping addiction prevention course."