novelaction Chapter 245 Gains a Loyal Fan
Chapter 245 Gains a Loyal Fan
Huang Benchu said to Cao Erdan:
“When I was little, my family had a statue of the Dragon God.”
The statue looks exactly like you, Grandpa Dragon God!
My father said that this is an ancestral dragon god statue, which the Huang family will worship for generations.
"Until the heavens are moved and the true form of the Dragon God descends, that will be the day my Huang family rises again!"
"Why do you say that?"
Cao Erdan was very puzzled and hurriedly asked.
Huang Benchu said:
“Dad didn’t say why, because Grandpa passed away before he could tell him. He only said that after the Dragon God is reincarnated, he will definitely meet the Huang family. At that time, our Huang family will assist the Dragon God and revitalize the Dragon Clan…”
Cao Erdan scratched his head:
"You're saying I'm the Dragon God, that I need to revitalize the dragon race... Do you think I don't know that? Do you need to tell me?"
Upon hearing this, Huang Benchu immediately knelt down:
"Grandpa Dragon God, you may still be confused and haven't figured things out yet. It's normal that you can't remember your past life. But my father really said that. If you don't believe me, go to my house and see for yourself. The one I enshrine in my cave is indeed you."
If Cao Erdan only looked like him, Huang Benchu wouldn't be so convinced.
The key is that Cao Erdan is very capable.
Not being afraid of his own bewitching smoke and breaking his own flying knife ice talisman is something that not everyone can do.
Cao Erdan still didn't quite believe it.
Huang Benchu raised his hand to the sky and swore loudly:
“I, Huang Benchu, am carrying on my father’s will to protect the Dragon God and revitalize the Dragon Clan. If I have any disloyal intentions, I will be struck by lightning.”
No sooner had he finished speaking than a bucket of cold water was splashed out from the wall.
"Damn it, what are you bragging about against my wall in the middle of the night? You two lunatics, get lost!"
The basin of water came out of nowhere and poured all over Huang Benchu's head.
Huang Benchu's face changed drastically in fright.
Its sudden change of expression startled Cao Erdan.
Your mom's face is all hairy, it looks like a big rat!
He kicked Huang Benchu away with one kick:
"Fuck you, you vixen!"
Huang Benchu regained his composure and quickly explained:
"Grandpa Dragon God, I am actually a weasel spirit cultivating in the mountains, what you humans commonly call a weasel. Although I am a demon cultivator, I have now attained human form and am about to return to the righteous path!"
So it was a weasel spirit! No wonder its farts were so charming!
Seeing that he was so honest, Cao Erdan also found his words to be quite detailed and logical.
So he nodded:
"Alright, I'll believe you for now. But don't call me Dragon God in front of others, just call me Erdan!"
"Yes, Grandpa Erdan!"
"Don't call me Grandpa, just call me Cao Erdan!"
"Yes, Erdan!"
"Go back to your mountain and cultivate properly. Don't come out and bother people. Last night, Commander Song of the Imperial Gate was caught off guard and was ambushed by you. If we run into you again, I'll skin you alive!"
"What? That guy from the Royal Gate last night? That's troublesome!"
"It's not really a problem!"
Seeing that he was scared, Cao Erdan comforted him, saying:
"Brother Song is my friend. I won't make things difficult for you!"
"Okay, then I won't go back to the mountains. I'll follow you, Erdan, from now on!"
"I don't want an old lecher by my side!"
"Erdan, I only date women willingly. I never force anyone. Otherwise, with my abilities, would I need to pay money? What I want is affection!"
"emotion"
The sight of those two words coming from the mouth of that lewd old man made Cao Erdan feel disgusted.
However, it is true that Hetang Village needs some people to maintain security.
So I asked:
"What skills do you have? If all you can do is fart, I don't want you!"
"I know many more!"
Huang Benchu patted his chest and said loudly.
At this moment, the owner's voice rang out again from inside the courtyard:
"You idiot, you're still here? Keep blowing! I'll drench you!"
"Wow"
Another basin of water flew out.
Cao Erdan leaped away.
Huang Benchu did not dodge.
He muttered incantations to himself, his eyes fixed on the basin of water falling from the sky.
"Wow"
The water actually flowed backwards and flew back into the wall.
It was placed directly on the owner's head.
"Oh!"
The owner, scalded, scrambled back to his room; this time, it was boiling water that had been poured on him.
Cao Erdan, who was outside the wall, heard that his master had gone back into the house to get a kitchen knife, and quickly called Huang Benchu to leave.
It's wrong to damage someone's roof tiles; you shouldn't stoop to the level of an ordinary citizen.
Cao Erdan was pleased to see that Huang Benchu was quite capable.
Another loyal fan has been gained.
As for his talk of dragon gods or anything like that, that remains to be investigated.
They needed to take Huang Benchu back to the car.
Upon arriving at the entrance of the Dashiqiao residential area, Huang Benchu hesitated:
"Erdan, look, I've already spent all this money. Shouldn't you let me go upstairs and tell Cui'er? Otherwise, she'll think I'm not keeping my word!"
"Hold!"
"Thank you, Grandpa Erdan, I'll go do it right now!"
"..."
Cao Erdan was speechless.
He brought this inhuman, beast-like creature back to the village.
Is it a good housekeeper or a way to let wolves into the house?
If he dares to harm girls in Hetang Village, then castrate him.
Seeing that it was getting late, Cao Erdan called out:
"Wait for me a moment, I'm going up too."
"What are you going to do? Cui'er might not agree to it if there are three of you!"
"Damn it, I didn't even look at the stuff you found. You do your thing, I'm going to find somewhere to sleep, we'll go back tomorrow morning!"
Cao Erdan followed Huang Benchu upstairs.
This time, the two of them took the elevator up.
As soon as she knocked on the door, Xiao Cui'er came out to open it.
I was startled:
"Master Huang, you didn't leave? Why did you bring people back? Three people will cost extra!"
Cao Erdan moved too fast just now, and Cui'er didn't even see his face clearly.
Cao Erdan waved his hand and said:
"I'm not involved. I'm just looking for a place to sleep. Are you two in the living room or the bedroom? I won't bother you!"
"This is a one-bedroom apartment, you can sleep in the living room."
Huang Benchu directly arranged for Cao Erdan to stay in the living room.
He pulled Cui'er into the room.
I still feel safer in my room.
When Cui'er entered the room, her eyes kept glancing at Cao Erdan.
I feel like if this handsome guy joined, we wouldn't need to pay extra.
At least being with handsome guys is a pleasure!
Cao Erdan had no interest in hanging out with someone as ordinary and vulgar as her.
I lie on the sofa, look at my phone for a while, and then go to sleep.
As soon as the phone was turned off, the sounds from inside the house could be heard.
Cui'er cried out as if she were giving birth.
Is Old Huang really that powerful?
Cao Erdan was too lazy to peek, so he grabbed a cushion to cover his ears.
Cao Erdan fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, I tried to get someone to push me.
"Hey handsome, wanna play? Half price!"
Looking back, Cui'er was standing naked behind him.
Quickly waved his hands:
"No, no, I can't ride my friend's girl, besides, I have a wife!"
After saying that, he quickly covered his face with the cushion again.
"Want to play for free?"
“No!”
"Damn it, you idiot!"
After being scolded by Cui'er, Cao Erdan didn't dare to look at her again.
He was afraid that if he angered her, she would come up to him naked and scratch him.
It's not that I can't beat her, but getting all wet and filthy is disgusting.