novelaction Chapter 137 Gu Xian'er plotted against Gu Lingshuang, and Gu Lingshuang made her ejaculate in p
Chapter 137 Gu Xian'er plotted against Gu Lingshuang, and Gu Lingshuang made her ejaculate in p
A burst of laughter suddenly broke out in the hall.
"Princess Nanjiang, if you can't write poetry, we Daxia people won't laugh at you, but you plagiarized other people's poems. This behavior is too mean and shameless."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, so this is the upbringing of the people in Southern Xinjiang. We have really broadened our horizons."
"Tell me, if the people of Southern Xinjiang knew that their princess was a habitual plagiarist, what would their expressions be?"
"It must be an expression that has a fly saved."
The laughing voices made Qiao Jiaojiao feel so ashamed that she wished she could find a hole to crawl into.
Her face turned red and her body seemed to have a fever.
Everyone laughed for a long time before stopping.
"Forget it!" The emperor acted as if he didn't care.
"It may be that the princess has learned too many things, so for a moment she accidentally mistook Li Bai's poem as her own."
Gu Lingshuang nodded immediately: "Your Majesty is right, this is not impossible. The princess must be under too much pressure from studying. I see that the princess looks bad and seems to be suffering from dementia. The princess should not just focus on studying. No matter how much knowledge you learn, it is not as good as having a good body."
Qiao Jiaojiao almost jumped up and down, "Damn bitch, I'll make you pay sooner or later."
She sat in her seat, lowered her head, and dared not speak again.
People laughed at her for a long time before they stopped.
Gu Xianer was watching the whole process.
She thought the two people from Southern Xinjiang could teach that bitch Gu Lingshuang a lesson, but she didn't expect them to be so useless.
What a waste! It seems she has to take action.
She glanced at Xiao Xinghan beside her and found that Xiao Xinghan was looking at Gu Lingshuang with an obsessed look on his face.
Gu Xianer was jealous to the extreme.
Damn bitch, even after marrying King Xiaoyao she still doesn't forget to seduce other men, how can she be so despicable.
Today, she must make Gu Lingshuang look bad.
She suddenly stood up and said with a smile, "Today is a banquet specially held by His Majesty to celebrate the arrival of envoys from the North and South Borders."
"Since we are welcoming envoys from two countries, I think it would be too monotonous if there were no program."
"Princess Xiaoyao has always been versatile. I recommend Princess Xiaoyao to perform to liven up the atmosphere. What does your Majesty think of this idea of a daughter-in-law?"
The emperor saw that Gu Xian'er was going to punish Gu Lingshuang. He was about to scold her, but he didn't expect Gu Lingshuang to speak before him.
"Okay, I think the Third Prince's wife's idea is very good, but I have a condition."
Gu Xian'er was pleased to see that she agreed, so she asked, "What are the conditions?"
"The talent I am performing cannot be performed by me alone. It requires two people to complete it. Since the Third Prince's Consort asked me to perform, then the Third Prince's Consort will accompany me."
Gu Xian'er felt bad in her heart. This bitch Gu Lingshuang must be trying to trick her again.
She was about to refuse, but Xiao Ziming didn't give her the chance.
Xiao Ziming looked at her coldly: "What my wife said makes a lot of sense, what do you think, my brother?"
The emperor naturally would not refuse and immediately agreed: "Then let the Third Prince's wife and Princess Xiaoyao perform together."
Gu Xianer was about to vomit to death.
She mentally prepared herself not to be afraid. She was in the hall, in front of everyone, and Gu Lingshuang would definitely not dare to plot against her.
She stood up from her seat and faced Gu Lingshuang.
"I don't know how Princess Xiaoyao can ask me to cooperate with you."
Gu Lingshuang smiled and said, "You just need to stand here."
Gu Xian'er didn't know what Gu Lingshuang was keeping in suspense. Since she was asked to stand, she just stood.
Gu Lingshuang brushed past her, and at that moment, a needle pierced Gu Xianer's body.
Gu Xianer only felt a pain in her arm, but the pain soon disappeared.
She stared at Gu Lingshuang, wondering if this bitch did it just now?
She tried hard to feel her body and found that she didn't feel any discomfort, so she felt relieved.
Gu Lingshuang picked up three apples from the table and placed one of them on Gu Xianer's head.
Gu Xian'er was shocked: "What on earth are you going to do?"
"You'll know in a moment." As she said this, she placed the other two apples on her shoulders.
Afterwards, she began to distance herself from Gu Xian'er.
One step, two steps, three steps...
She didn't stop until she was three meters away from Gu Xian'er, and then faced Gu Xian'er.
"Your Majesty, I am going to perform apple shooting now. Your Majesty, could you please have someone bring me a bow and arrow?"
As soon as these words came out, Gu Xianer's legs went limp.
It turns out that this bitch Gu Lingshuang had this in mind.
What if she got shot?
No, she doesn't want it.
She wanted to go back on her word, but the emperor had already sent someone to bring a bow and arrow to Gu Lingshuang.
Gu Lingshuang strung the bow and aimed the sharp arrow at Gu Xianer's head.
Gu Xianer's eyes went dark.
She would be shot.
Gu Lingshuang smiled and said, "Please don't move, Third Prince's wife. If you move, what if my arrow misses and kills you?"
Gu Xian'er stood straight, not daring to move, but she was extremely scared in her heart.
She looked at Xiao Xinghan for help.
However, Xiao Xinghan was looking at Gu Lingshuang intently, with an infatuated look in his eyes.
She looked at Xiao Ziming for help again.
But Xiao Ziming never even gave her a glance from beginning to end. All he had in his heart and eyes was Gu Lingshuang.
"Princess, you better get ready. I'm going to shoot arrows now."
The bow was drawn to full length and shot out in an instant.
Gu Xianer screamed and her mind went blank.
The arrow pierced the apple on her head and it fell to the ground.
Although she was not injured, she was frightened to death.
"Puff~~~"
She was so scared that she farted.
Farts also bring out something foul-smelling.
Gu Xian'er couldn't hold it in any longer and diarrhea came out all over her trouser pocket.
In an instant, the hall was filled with an extremely foul stench.
Unfortunately, Gu Xianer had her back to Li Jingjing and Qiao Jiaojiao, mother and daughter.
She ran everywhere, and some of her blood fell on the mother and daughter.
"what--"
"what--"
The two screamed and quickly retreated.
This was something no one had expected, and everyone present was stunned.
Xiao Xinghan's face turned dark. He had never felt so embarrassed before.
ahhh-
The bitch Gu Xian'er was so scared that she pooped her pants.
The Third Prince's wife pulled up her pants in public. If this got out, how would he face people?
Ever since he married Gu Xian'er, he seemed to be possessed by the god of bad luck and was unlucky all the time.
He really couldn't stand this woman anymore and he wanted to divorce her.
Xiao Xinghan stood up suddenly and rushed to Gu Xianer, wishing he could beat her to death.
But in such a situation, he couldn't hit her, so he could only drag Gu Xianer away.
The emperor was speechless. Even he didn't expect that Gu Xian'er would be so scared that she pooped her pants.
However, when he saw the miserable look of Li Jingjing and Qiao Jiaojiao, he really wanted to laugh.
These two people from southern Xinjiang are so annoying. They deserve to be splashed with shit.
The emperor had a bad taste in his mouth and had no intention of asking the two to change their clothes.
He said, "Someone come and clean it up."
Immediately, servants began to clean up the filth in the hall.
The emperor said to those present: "The banquet continues."
Li Jingjing and Qiao Jiaojiao were almost disgusted to the point of vomiting. There were yellow shit spots on their skirts, but the emperor did not allow them to leave.
Damn it, the emperor of Daxia is really damned.