Chapter 371 Lusha Piece
Chapter 371 Lusha Piece
Sure enough, ginger is still spicy.
Xu Weiwei confessed with a look of despair: "Yes, that's right, it's me."
"It's actually a health-care drug, good for the kidneys. It has no side effects and is not addictive. Doctor Zhang and I developed it together. But the main credit goes to him. I only provided the raw materials and ideas, and Doctor Zhang was responsible for the remaining ninety-nine steps."
"Everything is difficult at the beginning, and taking that first step is crucial," said Odu II.
"If this is such a good thing, why publish it publicly?"
"You are acting secretly now. There is no test report, the ingredients are not registered, and we have not obtained certification and approval from the Food and Drug Administration. This behavior is illegal, do you know?" Odu II threatened her with a stern face.
Xu Weiwei knew the truth and said calmly, "We didn't sell it and didn't make any profit. This was a voluntary gift between the two parties. Even if someone died from the food, we would only bear civil liability, which would not be covered by the criminal law or the constitution."
Odu II was a little embarrassed, but he was the emperor and had experienced all kinds of situations. How could he lose face in front of a little girl?
So he immediately said calmly: "Can you guarantee that others think the same way?"
"People's minds are hard to predict. What if someone with ulterior motives insists that you took the money and your medicine has problems? What will you do?"
Xu Weiwei was speechless. She really hadn't thought about it that much. The emperor's words sounded a wake-up call for her.
Things like dogs biting Lu Dongbin are not uncommon. Her intentions were good, but it was inevitable that someone would make a fuss about it.
Seeing her frowning, Odu II coughed twice to attract her attention, and then took the opportunity to guide her: "If you are worried, just make it formal. You have gone through the process once, you should be familiar with it."
"If you find it troublesome, you can just hand it over to the doctor and let him do it. You just need to sign your name at the end. Then you can give him more profit."
Xu Weiwei couldn't help but feel suspicious when she saw how hard Aodu II was trying to give her advice.
The emperor is so attentive, could it be that... he has kidney problems?
No, that can’t be… Didn’t they say that the prince and princess have given birth to several children?
"Do you... really like this medicine?" Xu Weiwei looked at Aodu II tentatively.
Odu II didn't understand at first, but when he saw her cautious look and her hesitant attitude, he suddenly had an idea. He took a breath, pointed at her and said, "You, you, you, you, don't guess blindly! How can I, I'm fine!"
"I value talent! For the advancement of scientific research in the empire! For the benefit of the people of the empire! To encourage you to make progress! Don't let your imagination run wild! You really are..."
Odu II was so emotional that the veins on his neck were exposed.
Xu Weiwei pushed his teacup forward and whispered, "Don't be angry, I didn't think too much about it."
"Ha." Odu II sneered. He thought to himself, don't I know whether you have thought about it or not?
Without arguing with her, Odu II took a sip of water to moisten his throat.
"Anyway, I've already told you how serious this is. Go back and get started. Got it?"
Xu Weiwei felt strange. She felt like there was an extra party A for no apparent reason. How was this tone different from that of the evil capitalists?
He called her over in the name of visiting, but actually assigned her a job?
If it was any other drug, she would have loved to have such a strong backer to support her. But this...
"It's not that I don't want to, it's just that it really can't be promoted." Xu Weiwei said sincerely.
"Why? Give me a reason that can convince me."
"The raw materials are scarce, and we can't continue to produce them in a stable manner. We might run out of them at any time. So it's meaningless."
"Right! I just remembered it when you mentioned that."
The emperor slapped the table and said in high spirits, "I haven't asked you yet, what is this Lusha piece made of? What buried treasure have you discovered?"
Xu Weiwei: "Don't ask...what's the point of knowing?"
"I remember your doctor's last name is Zhang, right?"
"Baba."
"Huh? What?" Xu Weiwei spoke so quickly that the emperor was a little slow to react.
"I said poop, commonly known as feces, excrement, feces, excrement. Didn't you ask me how it was made? It's made of this stuff."
In an instant, the room seemed to have pressed the pause button, and it became eerily quiet.
Xu Weiwei's courage completely disappeared after she said those words in one go. She lowered her head, not daring to look at the emperor's reaction.
She didn't know how much time had passed before she heard the other party's vague voice.
"What did you just say? I don't think I heard it clearly."
"Dad." She said it three times.
"You heard it right, it's biological excretion..."
"Enough! Okay, stop! That's enough..." Odu II called a halt urgently, burying his face in his hands, looking as if he could not accept the heavy blow he had suffered.
Xu Weiwei looked at him with sympathy, having already expected that he would react in this way.
"Actually... it's not human poop, it's Lulumon poop. The feces of many herbivorous and omnivorous animals are not that dirty. Rabbits, koalas, and elephants all have the habit of eating their own and their mother's feces."
“Civet coffee is also made from the feces of civet cats, and isn’t that accepted by people?”
"Don't just think about digestion and excretion. Think of it as the fermentation and production processes of drug raw materials. Wouldn't that be much better?" Xu Weiwei comforted.
Odu II slowly raised his head, and as if he had spent a lot of effort, he uttered a few words: "What you said makes sense..."
Xu smiled slightly: "Isn't it? The feces of Lulu beasts have no odor. Instead, they have an aldehyde fragrance after processing. After being made into pills, this faint fragrance is also retained. You have eaten it, it should be..."
"I didn't!" the emperor raised his voice and interrupted hurriedly.
"Oh--"
"I'm in good health! Why would I eat that thing?! I got it for testing." The king looked into her eyes and proved himself seriously.
"Don't worry, it's okay after you eat."
"I'm not in a hurry. I'm just telling you the truth. And I had a vasectomy two years ago. There's no need for me to take medicine."
Xu Weiwei: ...This should be a royal secret, right? Such news is revealed just like that?
The atmosphere was awkward for a while.
Both of them forgot what to say next.
After a while, the emperor said quietly: "I understand why you don't let it show up."
Xu Weiwei shrugged helplessly, "It's partly because it's not easy to be accepted by people. As long as it works, people will buy it slowly."
"The difficulty is what I just said."
"There is only one Lulu beast on the Imperial Capital Star. It lives at my grandmother's house. It can only pull out one kilogram a day. One kilogram is only five ounces after drying. After sifting through the five ounces, two ounces are lost. That's all you can pull out in a month. It's impossible to scale up."
"Then where did this Lulu beast come from?" the emperor asked curiously.
Xu Weiwei said defensively, "I bought it by chance. I heard it cost several million star coins. If I had gone out to catch it, I would have spent more money. This is a 'divine beast' that lives on a snowy mountain over 5,000 meters above sea level."
"Investing millions and selling dozens of them, how long will it take to get your money back? It's not cost-effective."
Xu Weiwei was afraid that the capitalists would pollute the beautiful snow-capped mountains for money and disturb the habitat of the Lulu beast.
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