The Peerless Beauty Stuck With Me

Chapter 1078 - 1077: The Red-Eared Beast's Corpse

Upon hearing this, Xiao Hei was startled: "Tang Rao, you're not actually thinking of asking me to help fish out the corpse of the Red Ear Monster, are you?"Xiao Hei's face was full of question marks.

"Of course, I provide you with food and drink daily, yet you're not willing to do such a small thing for me. What use are you, just a little monster who only thinks about my wife?"

The implication being that if you don't do this, I'm going to crush your Beast Soul.

Xiao Hei had seen shameless people before, but never someone as shameless as Tang Rao; he had no way to defend against such sheer shamelessness.

"Please, begin your performance."

Tang Rao pointed to the Red Ear Monster, that big treasure floating on the water about to belong to him. Just the thought made him a little excited.

"Tang Rao, how about we discuss this? Can I not go? I wasn't thinking about your wife. You can touch this water, but us immortal beasts, if we touch it, we're as good as dead!"

Xiao Hei shouldn't have followed Tang Rao here. At that time, he should have just killed himself, which would have been better than being threatened and tortured by Tang Rao.

Alas, suicide hurts too much, so let's forget it.

The dramatic scene in Xiao Hei's mind ended, and without a word, Tang Rao directly kicked Xiao Hei out.

Already in the high sky above the endless ocean, Xiao Hei had no way to leave even if he wanted to.

"Whoa, what a strong pull! Oh heavens!"

Before getting close to the endless ocean, Xiao Hei was already shouting continuously.

Countless waves crashed down, soaking Xiao Hei completely in the water from the endless ocean.

"Oh no, I'm going to die. I'm soaked in the water of the endless ocean."

In a moment of panic, he grabbed the corpse of the Red Ear Monster from the endless ocean, and with a pull, threw the body into the Space Ring given by Tang Rao and ran off with the ring.

Tang Rao stood at the highest point, watching Xiao Hei's entire performance.

"Tang Rao, do you think I'm going to die? I've touched the water here, surely I'm not going to live long. Tell Wen Jinjin that I used to love her."

Xiao Hei, satisfied with his nonsense, kept babbling, prompting Tang Rao to slap him upside the head, sending him tumbling to the side.

"So you were still thinking about Jin Jin. I've told you, Wen Jinjin is my woman. Nobody can take her away, why can't you understand?"

That slap snapped Xiao Hei back to reality.

Xiao Hei realized he hadn't died after all.

Splashing off the water, Xiao Hei began bouncing around energetically in front of Tang Rao.

"Tang Rao, look, I didn't die! I'm jumping around alive, I can touch the waters of the endless ocean."

This discovery made Xiao Hei overjoyed.

"Oh, you didn't die; you just lost all your feathers, that's all."

Tang Rao covered his mouth, chuckling to himself. He was only joking, but Xiao Hei was nearly frightened to death on the spot.

"Let me tell you, stop joking about my feathers. Last time you burned them, I haven't yet settled accounts with you. If you plan to burn them again, I'm going to get angry!"

Xiao Hei handed the Space Ring back to Tang Rao and didn't say another word to him for quite some time. The source of this content ɪs novel⁂fire.net

It seems Xiao Hei does have his limits.

"Fine, fine, your feathers are the best-looking, the most wonderfully beautiful in the whole world. If you want, I can even dye them multicolored to make them even better-looking."

Tang Rao just said it for the sake of it, and Xiao Hei already shielded his feathers securely.

Meanwhile, Tang Rao opened the Space Ring to take out the Red Ear Monster.

A stench beyond description suddenly filled the air, either from the Red Ear beast or the scent of the Golden Shell.

"I wonder if this thing can be touched. Shouldn't we ask Uncle Zhou about it first?"

The Red Ear Monster is so large, scraping off the Golden Shell would yield at least dozens of pounds.

"I advise you to ask first; the Golden Shell is extremely toxic. If you get paralyzed, don't expect me to save you."

Xiao Hei, the heartless one, even after Tang Rao burned off his feathers and made it up to him, now left Tang Rao dry when the latter sought help.

Truly, this little creature cannot be trusted. Tang Rao really dislikes Xiao Hei, for his heartlessness and incessant thoughts about Wen Jinjin.

Tang Rao thought it over and finally decided to put away the Red Ear Monster first.

Uncle Zhou came over after taking a dump nearby, just as they were putting things away.

The stench of the Red Ear Monster hadn't dispersed yet; Uncle Zhou, covering his nose and mouth, said, "Has the smell of my poop wafted all the way here? It's a southwestern wind, quite strong today."

Uncle Zhou didn't notice anything strange about the smell.

"Uncle Zhou, you really give your poop too much credit. Even constipated poop wouldn't smell this bad, let alone with a southwestern wind. Let me ask you, do you know how to deal with the Golden Shell on the Red Ear Monster? If we scrape it off directly, is there any risk?"

Scrape?

Uncle Zhou screeched immediately, "Don't you dare use your hands, absolutely don't scrape the Golden Shell, are you out of your mind!?"

His drastic reaction made Tang Rao tremble.

It seems his previous course of action was completely justified.

Luckily, he didn't lose his mind and scrap off the Golden Shell directly.

"I was just asking, no need to get so worked up."

Tang Rao sheepishly smiled, he was merely inquiring, not actually planning to do it.

"Did you collect the body of the Red Ear Monster? Hurry and take it out, let me tell you what to do."

Uncle Zhou was visibly annoyed.

He had only left Tang Rao alone for a while, and now Tang Rao was being reckless. What's next after retrieving the Red Ear Monster's body? Bringing back the Golden Shell Qilin? Truly incomprehensible.

"Oh, so you know everything, Uncle Zhou, you're amazing."

Flattery is an art, Tang Rao always knew that. And he certainly practiced it. He took out the Red Ear beast's body, just as Tang Rao expected, the scent became even more overwhelming.

"Kid, you're something else. Daring to pick up such a massive creature; if any other immortal beast finds you on the endless ocean, wouldn't they raise one hell of a fuss?"

"It was me, I was forced to go to the endless ocean to pick up the Red Ear Monster!"

Why should Tang Rao take all the credit?

"So it was you who was brainless enough to lift the Red Ear Monster. I knew Tang Rao wouldn't be dumb enough to go there himself."

What else could Xiao Hei say? He just wanted to claim a bit of credit but unexpectedly ended up with a bit of entertaining ridicule.

"I've got nothing more to say."

Stripping the parts off the Red Ear Monster wasn't Xiao Hei's duty, so he simply squatted to the side, shooting a resentful glance at the two without speaking.

"How do we do it? With a knife? A shovel?"

Tang Rao pulled out the tools he could think of, only to be met with Uncle Zhou's disdainful rejection.

"Of course those won't work. If I remember correctly, you have a Mystical Iron Rod, don't you?"

If memory serves, Uncle Zhou recalled Tang Rao using it the last time he grilled immortal beasts over a barbecue.

"Yeah, you mean using Mystic Iron?"

How is that different from using rebar?